(Section 14)
-Out in the middle of the woods. Loki is walking along the dirt road with The Secrets of Sinanju in hand-
L: This is ridiculous. I check the tires, I check the oil, I even check the wiper fluid. I cannot believe I forgot to check the gas.
-Loki jams his hand in his pocket in frustration-
L: What's this?
-He pulls his hand back out. He is holding a pack of gum-
L: Stone's gum. I forgot to give that back to him. And there's three pieces left. A lot of good that does me. All I have now is a book on giving women sexual arousal the likes of which they have never known, and gum that gets in them into a primal desire to fornicate. There's no one around here for miles.
BEEP BEEP
-A van is coming from down the road. It reads "Josie and the Pussycats" on the side. Josie sticks her head out the window-
J: Are you lost, mister?
L: You might say that. Mind if I hitch a ride to the next town?
J: We've had some problems with men lately. Our manager used our names in a really bad movie and ran off with our roadie Allen. We should have expected it. They both wore scarves.
L: Yeeeesss…that should have been a tip-off. There no need to fear that from me, ladies. I have no aspirations of financial success.
J: All right, hop in, stranger.
-Loki hops in the van and settles in back next to Melody.
L: Howdy there, Miss Puss. Feeling frisky?
M: No funny business, mister. I'm not that kind of girl.
L: Darn…say, I see there are three cots back here.
M: Yeah, we can't afford any hotel costs right now, so we sleep in the van.
L: Reeeaaaalllllyyy…Melody, would you by any chance want some gum?
-Out in the middle of the woods. Loki is walking along the dirt road with The Secrets of Sinanju in hand-
L: This is ridiculous. I check the tires, I check the oil, I even check the wiper fluid. I cannot believe I forgot to check the gas.
-Loki jams his hand in his pocket in frustration-
L: What's this?
-He pulls his hand back out. He is holding a pack of gum-
L: Stone's gum. I forgot to give that back to him. And there's three pieces left. A lot of good that does me. All I have now is a book on giving women sexual arousal the likes of which they have never known, and gum that gets in them into a primal desire to fornicate. There's no one around here for miles.
BEEP BEEP
-A van is coming from down the road. It reads "Josie and the Pussycats" on the side. Josie sticks her head out the window-
J: Are you lost, mister?
L: You might say that. Mind if I hitch a ride to the next town?
J: We've had some problems with men lately. Our manager used our names in a really bad movie and ran off with our roadie Allen. We should have expected it. They both wore scarves.
L: Yeeeesss…that should have been a tip-off. There no need to fear that from me, ladies. I have no aspirations of financial success.
J: All right, hop in, stranger.
-Loki hops in the van and settles in back next to Melody.
L: Howdy there, Miss Puss. Feeling frisky?
M: No funny business, mister. I'm not that kind of girl.
L: Darn…say, I see there are three cots back here.
M: Yeah, we can't afford any hotel costs right now, so we sleep in the van.
L: Reeeaaaalllllyyy…Melody, would you by any chance want some gum?