AVADA KEDAVRA (It's a wonderful Phrase)
SCENE: In the Goblet of Fire. Harry is tied to the gravestone of Voldemort's father, and Voldemort is telling his story. Sung to the tune of "Hakuna Matata", from the Lion King.
VOLDEMORT: Avada kedavra…What a wonderful phrase.
PETER: Avada Kedavra, watch and be amazed!
VOLDEMORT: It means sayonara, or the end of your days
BOTH: It's out problem free curse wepaonryyyyy! Avada Kedavra.
(Musical Interlude…)
VOLDEMORT: Why, when I was a young wizard…
PETER: When he was a young wiz-AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRD!
VOLDEMORT: I found there were people I just couldn't stand, I wanted them to die, die at my hand
PETER: He was a psychotic lad…though he seemed quite sane
VOLDEMORT: And it hurt, when they thought it was I that was to blame- And OH, the shame!
PETER: He wasn't ashamed!
VOLDEMORT: It brought me honour and fame!
PETER: Ooooh, tell us more!
VOLDEMORT: And I got quite mad
PETER: Pschotically mad!
VOLDEMORT: when I met my Daaaaaaaad!
Avada kedavra! I killed him stone dead! Avada Kedavra, there were just things that had to be said!
So you see it's not my fault, not my fault that I'm insaaaaane!
BOTH: His father ran awaaaaay, oh he rues the day! Avada kedavra!
VOLDEMORT: One more time!
BOTH: Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful phrase, Avada Kedavra, ain't no passing craze!
HARRY: It means sayonara, or the end of my days!
(VOLDEMORT: Oh, yeah, sing it kid.)
ALL: It's our problem free, curse weaponry…Avada kedavra!