No Need For Medication
~In Neo Seventh Heaven in Kalm~
Cloud- sneezes nasal Oh, gosh. I feel like shit. coughs
Tifa- Walks in with some soup Y' know, you really should go to a doctor for that cough.
Cloud- sneezes again No! Anything but a doctor!
Tifa- Sorry, Cloud. I've already called a friend of mine. She's a former SOLDIER member, but she was a doctor before that.
Cloud- But. . . .
~Doorbell rings~
Tifa- That'll be her. puts soup on the table walks over to door and opens it
Lenoa- Hey, Tifa!
Tifa- Hey! It's been a while!
Lenoa- Yeah! I haven't seen you for, oh, about a year!
Tifa- Well, Cloud's over here. . . he's kinda. . . afraid. . . of doctors. . . .
Lenoa- Well, so am I. whispers You forget, I was assigned some missions with him in the company. I knew. . . the old. . . er "Cloud."
Tifa- Oh. . .right. Anyway, over here.
Cloud- is bundled up in blanket with moggs. Huggles toy Chocobo looks scared
Lenoa- It's ok. I knew you when you were in the armed forces, Cloud. I'm Lenoa. I was a friend of Zack's and yours, but your mind kinda blocked me out. I won't hurt you.
Cloud- Like hell you won't.
Tifa- Cloud! is astonished
Lenoa- sighs So, where's lil' Seph?
Tifa- At Vincent's, we didn't want him to catch Cloud's cold.
Cloud- AAAHHHH!!! H-Ho-Hojo!
Lenoa- brings out throwing knives spins around Hojo, you stupid son-of- a. . . Hey! Nothing's there.
Cloud- gets up and nearly punches Lenoa Get OUT of here! You're dead! I KILLED you!
Lenoa- C-Cloud! Sit down! Oh gosh, this isn't good. I might have to get Zeki. . . Tifa, hold Cloud down. I'm going to give him a tranquilizer to calm him. He's hallucinating.
Tifa- Ok, ready. holds struggling Cloud down
Lenoa- puts knives away and gets syringe of Tranc. Ok, little sting. . . puts in Cloud There.
Cloud- falls asleep
Lenoa- Tifa?
Tifa- lets go of Cloud Yeah?
Lenoa- scribbles out prescription Here. Get the medicine. I'll watch Cloud.
Tifa- Are you sure? What If he wakes up?
Lenoa- Zeki is outside town on Chocobo. I can call him on PHS.
Tifa- sighs Ok. takes prescription I'll be back in a few.
Lenoa- Ok.
Tifa- leaves
~5 mins later~
Zeki- wrestles Cloud to the floor Ha! Ok, Lenoa, give him the tranc.
Lenoa- sighs gives him the Tranc
Zeki- is breathless gets up Man! Every minute! This guy is as hard to control as that dragon I wrestled in Mt. Nibel!
Lenoa- Heh, him having Jenova cells and an overdose of Makou doesn't help either. This guy's a mercenary. Even after Meteor, this guy just can't sit still.
Tifa- walks in door I'm back! Did you have any prob. . . Oh my gosh!! What did you do?!
Cloud- has a black eye and other bruises everywhere
Zeki- cracks knuckles We wrestled.
Tifa- You WHAT?!
Lenoa- Each minute he snapped out of it and attacked either Zeki or me. He had to get Cloud to the ground so that I could give him the tranquilizer.
Tifa- Then we had better give him this medicine. shoves pill down Cloud's throat Lenoa, I might need help with him. Could you stay over?
Lenoa- Sure. Zeki, could you go bug Vincent for the day? He might want some help with Seph.
Zeki- No prob! I've been wanting to see how old he looks. He should be about five now. The age of questions. . . . voice trails off as he walks out door
Cloud- wakes up Hey! Wuz up?!
Lenoa- What?
Cloud- Wus up, Gurlfriends?! Are we having a slumber party? Let's do makeovers!
Tifa- blinks Cloud. . . are you. . . ok?
Cloud- Never felt better! Hey, where do you keep the nail polish?
Lenoa- This should be interesting. . . .
Tifa- cracks knuckles Blackmail!! Let's play along! to Cloud Um, in the linen closet.
Cloud- Thanks! brings out nail polish
Lenoa- laughs I got the make over stuff! Trots off
Tifa- I'll get the shampoo and hair stuff! Everyone meet in my room after you get the supplies!
Cloud- 'K
Lenoa- 'K
~in Tifa's room a short while later. . .~
Tifa- Ok, first we should start out with washing our hair. I'll handle Cloud's if one of you get mine.
Cloud- I'll get Lenoa's. Lenoa, you get Tifa's.
Lenoa- Ok!
~At Vincent's~
Zeki- Awww! Sephy is sooo adorable!
Vincent- Yes, and about as annoying as you.
Zeki- doesn't hear pinches Seph's cheeks You're so cute, yes you are! lets go
Seph- Uncle Zeki, that hurt.
Zeki- Aww! "Uncle Zeki!" Vamp-boy, did you hear that?
Vincent- Yes, and I am not a vampire.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- I do not drink blood.
Seph- Then what's that you're drinking? points to goblet in Vincent's hand
Vincent- coughs Wine.
Zeki- stands from kneeling position I don't know. . . puts hands on hips It looks too thick to be wine. . . .
Vincent- Zeki, do you see any bodies from which I could have drained of blood? corpse falls out of closet
Zeki- Gawd! It's Hojo! pats Vince on the back Good job.
Vincent- I'm glad you approve. He was somewhat slimy, though. . . .
Seph- Daddy? walks over to Hojo pulls sword from Hammerspace and stabs him
Zeki- Seph! pulls him away You do not do that to a corpse! You do that to the "living" thing! whispers Then you chop it up, burn it to a cinder, and stick it in Cid's salad.
Vincent- Zeki. Don't encourage violence. shoots a tourist
Seph- stares at Vince
Vincent- What? They annoy me. watches blood spurt out of bullet hole
~In Kalm~
Cloud- is on top of tower I can FLY!! jumps off flaps arms in air like wings flies
Tifa- Wow, he made it!
Lenoa- Amazing.
~At Vincent's~
Zeki- watches Vincent slurp up the tourist's blood
Seph- Well, at least we know the truth. . . .
Zeki- Oh, I've known. . . .
~At Crater~
Cloud- is wearing cross-dressing clothes with painted nails flies into Crater
Tifa and Lenoa- watch
Cloud- LOOK! I'm the Highwind! dives headfirst and hits Rufus
Rufus- What do you think you are. . . Oh my gosh! What happened to you?!
Cloud- runs around with arms outstretched like a plane Brrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmm brrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . .
Tifa- We can explain!
Cloud- flies off
Lenoa- Not again! mounts black Chocobo
Tifa- mounts golden Chocobo
~At Vincent's~
Vincent- washes face off
Zeki- Please tell me that you don't do this often.
Vincent- dries face Actually, quite often.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- The hunger kills.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- Because of what I am.
Seph- What is that?
Vincent- A vampire.
Seph- Why are you a vampire?
Vincent- A man, your father, put the blood of another vampire into my veins.
Seph- How?
Vincent- That I will not tell you.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- Because you might do it to another.
Seph- Why?
Zeki- Shut up, Kid.
Seph- Yes, Uncle Zeki.
~In Cosmo Canyon~
Lenoa- rides along trying to find Cloud
Tifa- runs into giant, floating, purple creature
Ultimate Weapon- ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
Lenoa- Oh, no. . . . looks in Tifa's direction RUN!!
Both- run
~In Vincent's front yard~
Tourist- Gets put on stretcher
Freakazoid- runs with fists in air Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
~In the forest~
Cloud- flies around Brrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm. . .
Chimp- jumps on Cloud's back Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah eek! picks through Cloud's hair A EEK! gets turned into a chimp-ka-bob
Duo- slices Chimp in half eats Yum.
Cloud- runs out of gas Puh puh puh. . . . falls in a circle to the ground
Seph- in a weird hoarse voice that only little kids can do I think he's ded, can I EAT him?!
Vincent- No. . . I want to eat him.
Cloud- jumps into air I feel HAPPY!! collapses
Lenoa- He should be ok now.
Cloud- wakes up is dazed Where am I? I had a dream. And you, and you, and you were in it. points to various people The weird thing is that I thought I was the Highwind, but it couldn't have been a dream. . . .
~Fin~
~In Neo Seventh Heaven in Kalm~
Cloud- sneezes nasal Oh, gosh. I feel like shit. coughs
Tifa- Walks in with some soup Y' know, you really should go to a doctor for that cough.
Cloud- sneezes again No! Anything but a doctor!
Tifa- Sorry, Cloud. I've already called a friend of mine. She's a former SOLDIER member, but she was a doctor before that.
Cloud- But. . . .
~Doorbell rings~
Tifa- That'll be her. puts soup on the table walks over to door and opens it
Lenoa- Hey, Tifa!
Tifa- Hey! It's been a while!
Lenoa- Yeah! I haven't seen you for, oh, about a year!
Tifa- Well, Cloud's over here. . . he's kinda. . . afraid. . . of doctors. . . .
Lenoa- Well, so am I. whispers You forget, I was assigned some missions with him in the company. I knew. . . the old. . . er "Cloud."
Tifa- Oh. . .right. Anyway, over here.
Cloud- is bundled up in blanket with moggs. Huggles toy Chocobo looks scared
Lenoa- It's ok. I knew you when you were in the armed forces, Cloud. I'm Lenoa. I was a friend of Zack's and yours, but your mind kinda blocked me out. I won't hurt you.
Cloud- Like hell you won't.
Tifa- Cloud! is astonished
Lenoa- sighs So, where's lil' Seph?
Tifa- At Vincent's, we didn't want him to catch Cloud's cold.
Cloud- AAAHHHH!!! H-Ho-Hojo!
Lenoa- brings out throwing knives spins around Hojo, you stupid son-of- a. . . Hey! Nothing's there.
Cloud- gets up and nearly punches Lenoa Get OUT of here! You're dead! I KILLED you!
Lenoa- C-Cloud! Sit down! Oh gosh, this isn't good. I might have to get Zeki. . . Tifa, hold Cloud down. I'm going to give him a tranquilizer to calm him. He's hallucinating.
Tifa- Ok, ready. holds struggling Cloud down
Lenoa- puts knives away and gets syringe of Tranc. Ok, little sting. . . puts in Cloud There.
Cloud- falls asleep
Lenoa- Tifa?
Tifa- lets go of Cloud Yeah?
Lenoa- scribbles out prescription Here. Get the medicine. I'll watch Cloud.
Tifa- Are you sure? What If he wakes up?
Lenoa- Zeki is outside town on Chocobo. I can call him on PHS.
Tifa- sighs Ok. takes prescription I'll be back in a few.
Lenoa- Ok.
Tifa- leaves
~5 mins later~
Zeki- wrestles Cloud to the floor Ha! Ok, Lenoa, give him the tranc.
Lenoa- sighs gives him the Tranc
Zeki- is breathless gets up Man! Every minute! This guy is as hard to control as that dragon I wrestled in Mt. Nibel!
Lenoa- Heh, him having Jenova cells and an overdose of Makou doesn't help either. This guy's a mercenary. Even after Meteor, this guy just can't sit still.
Tifa- walks in door I'm back! Did you have any prob. . . Oh my gosh!! What did you do?!
Cloud- has a black eye and other bruises everywhere
Zeki- cracks knuckles We wrestled.
Tifa- You WHAT?!
Lenoa- Each minute he snapped out of it and attacked either Zeki or me. He had to get Cloud to the ground so that I could give him the tranquilizer.
Tifa- Then we had better give him this medicine. shoves pill down Cloud's throat Lenoa, I might need help with him. Could you stay over?
Lenoa- Sure. Zeki, could you go bug Vincent for the day? He might want some help with Seph.
Zeki- No prob! I've been wanting to see how old he looks. He should be about five now. The age of questions. . . . voice trails off as he walks out door
Cloud- wakes up Hey! Wuz up?!
Lenoa- What?
Cloud- Wus up, Gurlfriends?! Are we having a slumber party? Let's do makeovers!
Tifa- blinks Cloud. . . are you. . . ok?
Cloud- Never felt better! Hey, where do you keep the nail polish?
Lenoa- This should be interesting. . . .
Tifa- cracks knuckles Blackmail!! Let's play along! to Cloud Um, in the linen closet.
Cloud- Thanks! brings out nail polish
Lenoa- laughs I got the make over stuff! Trots off
Tifa- I'll get the shampoo and hair stuff! Everyone meet in my room after you get the supplies!
Cloud- 'K
Lenoa- 'K
~in Tifa's room a short while later. . .~
Tifa- Ok, first we should start out with washing our hair. I'll handle Cloud's if one of you get mine.
Cloud- I'll get Lenoa's. Lenoa, you get Tifa's.
Lenoa- Ok!
~At Vincent's~
Zeki- Awww! Sephy is sooo adorable!
Vincent- Yes, and about as annoying as you.
Zeki- doesn't hear pinches Seph's cheeks You're so cute, yes you are! lets go
Seph- Uncle Zeki, that hurt.
Zeki- Aww! "Uncle Zeki!" Vamp-boy, did you hear that?
Vincent- Yes, and I am not a vampire.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- I do not drink blood.
Seph- Then what's that you're drinking? points to goblet in Vincent's hand
Vincent- coughs Wine.
Zeki- stands from kneeling position I don't know. . . puts hands on hips It looks too thick to be wine. . . .
Vincent- Zeki, do you see any bodies from which I could have drained of blood? corpse falls out of closet
Zeki- Gawd! It's Hojo! pats Vince on the back Good job.
Vincent- I'm glad you approve. He was somewhat slimy, though. . . .
Seph- Daddy? walks over to Hojo pulls sword from Hammerspace and stabs him
Zeki- Seph! pulls him away You do not do that to a corpse! You do that to the "living" thing! whispers Then you chop it up, burn it to a cinder, and stick it in Cid's salad.
Vincent- Zeki. Don't encourage violence. shoots a tourist
Seph- stares at Vince
Vincent- What? They annoy me. watches blood spurt out of bullet hole
~In Kalm~
Cloud- is on top of tower I can FLY!! jumps off flaps arms in air like wings flies
Tifa- Wow, he made it!
Lenoa- Amazing.
~At Vincent's~
Zeki- watches Vincent slurp up the tourist's blood
Seph- Well, at least we know the truth. . . .
Zeki- Oh, I've known. . . .
~At Crater~
Cloud- is wearing cross-dressing clothes with painted nails flies into Crater
Tifa and Lenoa- watch
Cloud- LOOK! I'm the Highwind! dives headfirst and hits Rufus
Rufus- What do you think you are. . . Oh my gosh! What happened to you?!
Cloud- runs around with arms outstretched like a plane Brrrrrrrrruuuummmmmmm brrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . .
Tifa- We can explain!
Cloud- flies off
Lenoa- Not again! mounts black Chocobo
Tifa- mounts golden Chocobo
~At Vincent's~
Vincent- washes face off
Zeki- Please tell me that you don't do this often.
Vincent- dries face Actually, quite often.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- The hunger kills.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- Because of what I am.
Seph- What is that?
Vincent- A vampire.
Seph- Why are you a vampire?
Vincent- A man, your father, put the blood of another vampire into my veins.
Seph- How?
Vincent- That I will not tell you.
Seph- Why?
Vincent- Because you might do it to another.
Seph- Why?
Zeki- Shut up, Kid.
Seph- Yes, Uncle Zeki.
~In Cosmo Canyon~
Lenoa- rides along trying to find Cloud
Tifa- runs into giant, floating, purple creature
Ultimate Weapon- ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
Lenoa- Oh, no. . . . looks in Tifa's direction RUN!!
Both- run
~In Vincent's front yard~
Tourist- Gets put on stretcher
Freakazoid- runs with fists in air Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
~In the forest~
Cloud- flies around Brrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm. . .
Chimp- jumps on Cloud's back Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah eek! picks through Cloud's hair A EEK! gets turned into a chimp-ka-bob
Duo- slices Chimp in half eats Yum.
Cloud- runs out of gas Puh puh puh. . . . falls in a circle to the ground
Seph- in a weird hoarse voice that only little kids can do I think he's ded, can I EAT him?!
Vincent- No. . . I want to eat him.
Cloud- jumps into air I feel HAPPY!! collapses
Lenoa- He should be ok now.
Cloud- wakes up is dazed Where am I? I had a dream. And you, and you, and you were in it. points to various people The weird thing is that I thought I was the Highwind, but it couldn't have been a dream. . . .
~Fin~