JUST SAYING EVEN THOUGH IT's my first fic. I think it's pretty dumb for my first...


It was a peaceful day......... until..........


WArp staggers into the room with cuts on his left cheek,blood dripping down the sides
of his mouth and pieces of sticky beer glass stuck to his shoes.
Hi'ya you'ra evilneshhhh!!! Warp have you been drinking alcohol again?
(grub races into the room)......you're evilness it's cake day once again shall you
cancle like last week? YES!! yes I do!-Warp yelled . What?! youre not the evil emperor
I am! and you even said so on youre way in. I'm the evil emperor Zurg and I SAY
BRING ON THE CAKE!!!
______________awaiting the grubs to bring in a cake.(mean while Warp is no longer drunk).

Warp starts speaking....

ughhh..... youre evilness how may I ask are you going to preform
that difficult task without a mouth,tastbuds,tounge,teeth..... I know ... I know...
I'm working on it alright. If you wan't I could eat it and in addition...tell you
what it tastes like.... OH shut youre trap Warp! I've acomplished harder tasks than this!
I'm sure you have emperor.....

******************three hours later***********************
Oh what the heck with this (Warp picks up the piece of cake and throws it at Zurg's
face) and sarcasticly yells out he shoots...he scores!! .......so tell me how does it
taste like??? ....... I don't know WHHhAAAaaaa!. ooooooohhhh! Bo-loney! it was only
a piece of cake Zurgy. (Zurg sticks his fingers in the cake grasps a piece of cake and
litterally shovs it down Warp's shirt and smeers the rest of the iceing on Warp's
face) then Zurg finished it off by shoving the cherry down his pants)...... GEEeeee
Warp how does it taste? Warp whiped off his face and threw a piece of cake at Zurg....
it missed and hit brainpod#13 . The brain pod then threw a piece at Warp and said
how dare you throw my cake!!! after I slaved away on it for so long!! (the cake misses
Warp and hits Zurg , Zurg turns around and teams up with Warp to desrtoy the brainpod
and grubs prescious cake!!! . Zurg slowly moves forward to the cake and says weeve
decided ......(moving closser to the cake)......too......(right infront of cake)
Zurg yells out "now"!!!! Warp takes a leap and jumps on the cake .(Grubs and brainpods shouting
in the background- NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! NOT THE CAKE!!!!!!!!

_______________________I geuss I'll end it thier this is just kind of a prieview
saying that I like humor.........but don't worry I'll be writting about alot more sierious
things suchas....more mystery and a little bit of fantasy and to all you **WARP FANS**
you can watch for my fics in those catagorry's but don't let that coolyou off my
next fic will be called The sieries of Warp Darkmatter I am hoping that this will be
alot more better than this one and just saying I profesionally have taken some classes
and am now just starting to draw out a comic called warp Darkmatter the sieries the first
issue will be called be ~be careful of what you wish for~ -see ya- if youre wondering
my names Heather and i've reviewed some of engineer Jess's story's by just heather.