Two Perfect Guys
Disclaimer: I don't own the real version of the song or Snowboard Kids Plus, but I do own
Jeanette, Brittany, and Kiayone.
Author's Note: I know this might be strange, but I'm making the older Jeanette a little OOC
(out of character) since she starts to act a little boy-crazy since she is usually so serious
about things (besides, in this songfic, Brittany and Kiayone ALREADY have a boy to call their
own, namely Slash and Tommy) leaving little Jeanette with a decision to make: to call either Jam
or Michael her boyfriend, but here comes the problem: she likes BOTH of them, so she sings about
them!
" Really?! Wow, you're really lucky, Brittany!!!" a girl's voice said loudly. It
happened to be fourteen year old Jeanette Kamei talking to her friends, fourteen year old
Kiayone McCloud and fourteen year old Brittany Kuehnemund while they were eating ice cream cones
in Snow Town Park. Brittany had just told her two friends that she was actually a girlfriend to
Jeanette's older brother, sixteen year old Slash Kamei. Kiayone was already girlfriend to
sixteen year old Tommy Parsy, but then left poor Jeanette in the dust. She had yet to ask ANY
boy to be her boyfriend, and it had to be a boy Snowboard Kid or else, she would become a
outcast and she didn't want THAT to happen, since she was almost like a outcast, since she was
the smartest of the group, and everyone else just simply put her aside, only Slash would look
after her, but lately, she started to think that love struck her in the heart because of one
thing involving two of the boy Snowboard Kids: she started to have a crush on both Jam and
Michael, one of the new Snowboard Kids, and she had kept it a secret... until now.
" Guys, this may sound very odd coming from me, since I'm very unlikely to talk
about this, but lately, I think love struck me because I have a crush..." Jeanette said.
" You? In love and have a crush? With who?" Brittany and Kiayone asked in unison.
" That's the problem. I have a crush on not just one, but TWO."
" Okay, but with which two?"
Silence.
" Don't keep it in or eventally, it's going to come out." Brittany said.
" I have a crush on Jam and Michael."
" You? In love with TWO guys? Which one are ya going to go with? Ya can't go
with both of them." Kiayone asked.
" Is it okay if I sing about it?" Jeanette asked.
" Sure!" Brittany and Kiayone said in unison. " We want to hear ya sing!"
(Slow music starts, and we see Jeanette get under a small spotlight, holding a microphone in her
hand)
A one man woman's what I want to be
Stay by his side so faithfully
I would if I could but It's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect guys for me
(Fast beat music starts playing)
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
Jam Kuehnemund, oh, can't you see
You can lock me up and
Throw away the key
Oh, Jam, if loving you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do my time
My snowboarding cutie's simply the best
He's got my heart under house arrest
But before that boy names me his girl
I'm head over heels
I'm head over heels
For a guy named Michael
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
Michael McCormick
Won't you please cure me
Of this bad disease
Michael, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face
My knees get weak
I'm burning up. I got the fever
He's my perfect boy
And I'd never leave him
His bedside manner has
Healed so many
So why'm I so in love
with Jam Kuehnemund
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
(Fast beat music continues while Jeanette is dancing away)
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
I've tried and tried
And I've searched way deep inside
From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the boy that
I'm gonna lose.
This can't go on
Enough is enough
I've got to pick one
No matter how tough
It's time for eeny, meeny, miny, mo
Wait a second
Wait a second
What's his name
I just gotta know
I juat gotta know
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's one
No, two
No, three, four, five, six, seven
So many
Perfect guys for me
(Music ends)
" So...what did ya think?" Jeanette asked.
" That was really cool." Brittany replied.
" Yeah, but while you were singing your life away, Michael just got taken by
Christina, so basically, you're stuck with Jam now. Your decision is now over..." Kiayone
explained.
" Ya mean I sang about both of them just to get one taken away from me?! I'm not
deciding until Michael comes back to me!"
Brittany and Kiayone sweatdropped. This is one of THOSE days for Jeanette.
Love it? Hate it? Review it!
Disclaimer: I don't own the real version of the song or Snowboard Kids Plus, but I do own
Jeanette, Brittany, and Kiayone.
Author's Note: I know this might be strange, but I'm making the older Jeanette a little OOC
(out of character) since she starts to act a little boy-crazy since she is usually so serious
about things (besides, in this songfic, Brittany and Kiayone ALREADY have a boy to call their
own, namely Slash and Tommy) leaving little Jeanette with a decision to make: to call either Jam
or Michael her boyfriend, but here comes the problem: she likes BOTH of them, so she sings about
them!
" Really?! Wow, you're really lucky, Brittany!!!" a girl's voice said loudly. It
happened to be fourteen year old Jeanette Kamei talking to her friends, fourteen year old
Kiayone McCloud and fourteen year old Brittany Kuehnemund while they were eating ice cream cones
in Snow Town Park. Brittany had just told her two friends that she was actually a girlfriend to
Jeanette's older brother, sixteen year old Slash Kamei. Kiayone was already girlfriend to
sixteen year old Tommy Parsy, but then left poor Jeanette in the dust. She had yet to ask ANY
boy to be her boyfriend, and it had to be a boy Snowboard Kid or else, she would become a
outcast and she didn't want THAT to happen, since she was almost like a outcast, since she was
the smartest of the group, and everyone else just simply put her aside, only Slash would look
after her, but lately, she started to think that love struck her in the heart because of one
thing involving two of the boy Snowboard Kids: she started to have a crush on both Jam and
Michael, one of the new Snowboard Kids, and she had kept it a secret... until now.
" Guys, this may sound very odd coming from me, since I'm very unlikely to talk
about this, but lately, I think love struck me because I have a crush..." Jeanette said.
" You? In love and have a crush? With who?" Brittany and Kiayone asked in unison.
" That's the problem. I have a crush on not just one, but TWO."
" Okay, but with which two?"
Silence.
" Don't keep it in or eventally, it's going to come out." Brittany said.
" I have a crush on Jam and Michael."
" You? In love with TWO guys? Which one are ya going to go with? Ya can't go
with both of them." Kiayone asked.
" Is it okay if I sing about it?" Jeanette asked.
" Sure!" Brittany and Kiayone said in unison. " We want to hear ya sing!"
(Slow music starts, and we see Jeanette get under a small spotlight, holding a microphone in her
hand)
A one man woman's what I want to be
Stay by his side so faithfully
I would if I could but It's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect guys for me
(Fast beat music starts playing)
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
Jam Kuehnemund, oh, can't you see
You can lock me up and
Throw away the key
Oh, Jam, if loving you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do my time
My snowboarding cutie's simply the best
He's got my heart under house arrest
But before that boy names me his girl
I'm head over heels
I'm head over heels
For a guy named Michael
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
Michael McCormick
Won't you please cure me
Of this bad disease
Michael, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face
My knees get weak
I'm burning up. I got the fever
He's my perfect boy
And I'd never leave him
His bedside manner has
Healed so many
So why'm I so in love
with Jam Kuehnemund
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
(Fast beat music continues while Jeanette is dancing away)
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's two perfect guys for me
I've tried and tried
And I've searched way deep inside
From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the boy that
I'm gonna lose.
This can't go on
Enough is enough
I've got to pick one
No matter how tough
It's time for eeny, meeny, miny, mo
Wait a second
Wait a second
What's his name
I just gotta know
I juat gotta know
Jam, oh, Jam
Michael, oh, Michael
A one man woman's what I want to be
But there's one
No, two
No, three, four, five, six, seven
So many
Perfect guys for me
(Music ends)
" So...what did ya think?" Jeanette asked.
" That was really cool." Brittany replied.
" Yeah, but while you were singing your life away, Michael just got taken by
Christina, so basically, you're stuck with Jam now. Your decision is now over..." Kiayone
explained.
" Ya mean I sang about both of them just to get one taken away from me?! I'm not
deciding until Michael comes back to me!"
Brittany and Kiayone sweatdropped. This is one of THOSE days for Jeanette.
Love it? Hate it? Review it!