Disclaimer: I do not own the elf or the song "Loser", which belongs to
Beck.
~If you guys have heard the real version of this song, you know that it doesn't make much sense, so don't flame me if you don't get it~
ELF
Legolas: In a world of creatures, I was an elf,
Mithril on my chest so I'm out to beat myself,
With the ancient runes, crash the council meetings,
Walk on the snow and live till you're 6 thousand,
Kill the ugly troll with a blow to the head,
Crossbow flaming with an elf, shoot 'em dead,
Baby's in Mirkwood with the really tall trees,
Got a couple of beds, sleep on my feet,
Someone came saying I'm hot (I'm not),
And to complain about,
A broken heart death and the blood on my cloak,
Don't sass all the info I pass,
You've got the ring on your neck and the Nazgul on your ass,
So nix your blonde hair with some Nair in the dark,
Stealing all Gandalf's fireworks for blowing up Moria.
Yo cut it.
Soy un anano.* I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me (Double ring arrowshot)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me.
Forces of Sauron in a Gollum nightmare,
Galadriel's insane but we really can't blame her,
Cause one's got a wizards and one's got an orc,
One's got a staff, stab the other with a fork,
With Elrond's yakking and the pipe weed face lift,
And the stupid crap of the Gondor stiffs,
He hung himelf from a longbow string,
And the little silver chain that was hanging from the Ring,
I can't fight, if there ain't no bait,
Trade my food for the arrows for the bow for the hate,
And my time is a piece of wood,
Fallen on a hobbit,
Who's choking on his tea.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Get crazy with the lembas.)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Fly by arrow shot.)
Yo bring it on down.
Soyyyyyyyyy
*2(em llik t'nac ouy dna ybab fle na m'I, onana nu yoS.)
I'm a healer, I'm a winner,
Things are gonna change, I can sniff it.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (I can't believe it.)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Sprechen sie elfish, baby?)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (You know what I'm sayin'?)
*1- Means "I'm an elf" in Spanish
*2- Is "Soy un anano, I'm an elf baby and you can't kill me" backwards.
If anyone can tell me how to say "Do you speak Elfish" in Elfish, let me know.
~If you guys have heard the real version of this song, you know that it doesn't make much sense, so don't flame me if you don't get it~
ELF
Legolas: In a world of creatures, I was an elf,
Mithril on my chest so I'm out to beat myself,
With the ancient runes, crash the council meetings,
Walk on the snow and live till you're 6 thousand,
Kill the ugly troll with a blow to the head,
Crossbow flaming with an elf, shoot 'em dead,
Baby's in Mirkwood with the really tall trees,
Got a couple of beds, sleep on my feet,
Someone came saying I'm hot (I'm not),
And to complain about,
A broken heart death and the blood on my cloak,
Don't sass all the info I pass,
You've got the ring on your neck and the Nazgul on your ass,
So nix your blonde hair with some Nair in the dark,
Stealing all Gandalf's fireworks for blowing up Moria.
Yo cut it.
Soy un anano.* I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me (Double ring arrowshot)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me.
Forces of Sauron in a Gollum nightmare,
Galadriel's insane but we really can't blame her,
Cause one's got a wizards and one's got an orc,
One's got a staff, stab the other with a fork,
With Elrond's yakking and the pipe weed face lift,
And the stupid crap of the Gondor stiffs,
He hung himelf from a longbow string,
And the little silver chain that was hanging from the Ring,
I can't fight, if there ain't no bait,
Trade my food for the arrows for the bow for the hate,
And my time is a piece of wood,
Fallen on a hobbit,
Who's choking on his tea.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Get crazy with the lembas.)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Fly by arrow shot.)
Yo bring it on down.
Soyyyyyyyyy
*2(em llik t'nac ouy dna ybab fle na m'I, onana nu yoS.)
I'm a healer, I'm a winner,
Things are gonna change, I can sniff it.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (I can't believe it.)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me.
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (Sprechen sie elfish, baby?)
Soy un anano. I'm an elf, baby, and you can't kill me. (You know what I'm sayin'?)
*1- Means "I'm an elf" in Spanish
*2- Is "Soy un anano, I'm an elf baby and you can't kill me" backwards.
If anyone can tell me how to say "Do you speak Elfish" in Elfish, let me know.