LH Songfic – Mortal Combat!!
Disclaimer: I don't own LH or Mortal Combat. But if I did, Mortal Combat'd replace Sakura Saku for the theme song!!
This fic began as a joke about what the worst songfic for LH would be… and then I decided to write it! Words in CAPS w/out dialogue marks are part of the song, otherwise its part of the story! Enjoy…I recommend listening to the song as you read it ^_^
OH! And please R&R…. I love feedback! Comments, suggestions, flames, anything! Enjoy!
MUAHAHAHAH~!!!
Keitaro looked at his tea with surprise. "Wow, my tea leaf's standing! I hope this time something good will happen…"
On cue, his door slammed open. Keitaro whimpered slightly as every girl living in Hinatasou ran into his room; with Kitsune, Naru, and Motoko in the lead. Uh-oh. They looked really angry...not a good sign. Keitaro gulped.
FIGHT!
Naru brandished Keitaro's sketchbook. "Keitaro!! Explain this!!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Keitaro blushed at his drawing of Naru in Motoko's usual Kendo outfit.
"Um…erm…I…"
Motoko glared as she pointed to a picture of herself in a costume reminiscent of 'Conan the Barbarian'. "Urashima….!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Shinobu averted her eyes from the picture of her in a "Magic Girl" outfit and cap. "Sempai…why…?"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Su grabbed the last picture, one of her and Sara in tight-fitting ninja clothing! "Keitaro's got a funny imagination!!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Keitaro paled. "Well…I…er…" The girls looked at him expectantly. "Its like this…"
"MORTAL COMBAT!!!" Keitaro quickly realized that was the wrong thing to say.
Motoko's eyes flashed. "Not good enough! ZANGAN KEN!!!"
FIGHT!
"Ackk!!!" Keitaro jumped and desperately tried to dodge the ki blasts. "Motoko-chan, stop!!!" Motoko aimed and slashed again.
"Die for your perverted Tendencies!!!!"
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
"Waaa!!! Keitaro fell back against the wall as Motoko approached with a demonic glow."
FINISH HIM!
Keitaro danced around Motoko as she overshot and her sword lodged into the wall.
EXCELLENT!
Keitaro tried to run, but finds himself blocked by Sara.
KANO…
"Ye-Ow!" Sara gleefully threw vases at Keitaro as he tried to dodge her.
LIU KANG…
"Ye-e-a-aa! Su!" Su gleefully executed a flying kick and knocked Keitaro into Shinobu.
RAYDEN…
"WAAA!!!!" Shinobu ran away screaming as Keitaro tried to stop her.
"Shinobu, no, wait!"
JOHNNY CAGE…
"Urk!!" Keitaro dodged under a vase, when Haruka's elbow slammed down onto his head.
"Auntie…why…?" Haruka emotionlessly pointed to a picture of herself in a swimsuit.
SCORPION…
"Kitsune!! Make them stop!" Kitsune grinned at him and pointed to her picture.
"Why? I'm the one in the black leather with the whip, after all…I never knew you swung that way, Keitaro…" Keitaro tensed as he heard a pounding sensation behind him.
SUB—ZERO…
"U-R-A-S-H-I-M-A!!!!" Keitaro's eyes bugged out as Motoko attacked.
"AAAAHHH!!! Sorry!!!" He fled outside, only to see…
SONYA…
"PERVERT!!!"
*SMACK*
Keitaro stood shakily, trying to focus. He adjusted his glasses to see:
-Motoko slashing down.
-Sara's evil grin
-Su's foot.
-Naru winding up
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
"WHHHHYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????"
FLAWLESS_VICTORY. ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own LH or Mortal Combat. But if I did, Mortal Combat'd replace Sakura Saku for the theme song!!
This fic began as a joke about what the worst songfic for LH would be… and then I decided to write it! Words in CAPS w/out dialogue marks are part of the song, otherwise its part of the story! Enjoy…I recommend listening to the song as you read it ^_^
OH! And please R&R…. I love feedback! Comments, suggestions, flames, anything! Enjoy!
MUAHAHAHAH~!!!
Keitaro looked at his tea with surprise. "Wow, my tea leaf's standing! I hope this time something good will happen…"
On cue, his door slammed open. Keitaro whimpered slightly as every girl living in Hinatasou ran into his room; with Kitsune, Naru, and Motoko in the lead. Uh-oh. They looked really angry...not a good sign. Keitaro gulped.
FIGHT!
Naru brandished Keitaro's sketchbook. "Keitaro!! Explain this!!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Keitaro blushed at his drawing of Naru in Motoko's usual Kendo outfit.
"Um…erm…I…"
Motoko glared as she pointed to a picture of herself in a costume reminiscent of 'Conan the Barbarian'. "Urashima….!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Shinobu averted her eyes from the picture of her in a "Magic Girl" outfit and cap. "Sempai…why…?"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Su grabbed the last picture, one of her and Sara in tight-fitting ninja clothing! "Keitaro's got a funny imagination!!"
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Keitaro paled. "Well…I…er…" The girls looked at him expectantly. "Its like this…"
"MORTAL COMBAT!!!" Keitaro quickly realized that was the wrong thing to say.
Motoko's eyes flashed. "Not good enough! ZANGAN KEN!!!"
FIGHT!
"Ackk!!!" Keitaro jumped and desperately tried to dodge the ki blasts. "Motoko-chan, stop!!!" Motoko aimed and slashed again.
"Die for your perverted Tendencies!!!!"
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
"Waaa!!! Keitaro fell back against the wall as Motoko approached with a demonic glow."
FINISH HIM!
Keitaro danced around Motoko as she overshot and her sword lodged into the wall.
EXCELLENT!
Keitaro tried to run, but finds himself blocked by Sara.
KANO…
"Ye-Ow!" Sara gleefully threw vases at Keitaro as he tried to dodge her.
LIU KANG…
"Ye-e-a-aa! Su!" Su gleefully executed a flying kick and knocked Keitaro into Shinobu.
RAYDEN…
"WAAA!!!!" Shinobu ran away screaming as Keitaro tried to stop her.
"Shinobu, no, wait!"
JOHNNY CAGE…
"Urk!!" Keitaro dodged under a vase, when Haruka's elbow slammed down onto his head.
"Auntie…why…?" Haruka emotionlessly pointed to a picture of herself in a swimsuit.
SCORPION…
"Kitsune!! Make them stop!" Kitsune grinned at him and pointed to her picture.
"Why? I'm the one in the black leather with the whip, after all…I never knew you swung that way, Keitaro…" Keitaro tensed as he heard a pounding sensation behind him.
SUB—ZERO…
"U-R-A-S-H-I-M-A!!!!" Keitaro's eyes bugged out as Motoko attacked.
"AAAAHHH!!! Sorry!!!" He fled outside, only to see…
SONYA…
"PERVERT!!!"
*SMACK*
Keitaro stood shakily, trying to focus. He adjusted his glasses to see:
-Motoko slashing down.
-Sara's evil grin
-Su's foot.
-Naru winding up
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
"WHHHHYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????"
FLAWLESS_VICTORY. ^_^