Before I begin, I would just like to say that I love Ryu. He is my favorite
Street Fighter character. But it's time that someone else gets some
spotlight for a change.
Trutenor
A bunch of street fighters were meeting at the mansion of Ken Masters. It seemed that a lot of people had issues with something. What it was about, I have no idea. But we can find out by listening to the discussion.
Ken: Thank you everyone for coming here tonight. What we are going to talk about tonight has been a problem for all of us. We have always been stuck playing second banana to the poster boy of a respective game. Me for example. I'm just as good as Ryu is. But no...Ryu is the one that gets the coolest moves. Ryu is the one that Akuma wants. Ryu is the one that has the potential to become a dark fighter. Ryu is the one that Bison wants. Ryu is the one that Sakura wants to be trained by. Ryu is the one that gave Sagat a scar. Ryu is the one that defeated both Gill and Bison. Ryu is the one with the cool headband! What about me? When am I going to get my time to shine?
Kayin: (From Battle Arena Toshiden) I know how you feel Ken. I can't get my props because Eiji is such a gloryhound. Eiji is the one with the cool headband! Eiji is the one that Sho wants! I'm just as good as Eiji is! But do I get any respect? No!
Robert Garcia: I have the same moves as Ryo, yet he gets all the recognition! It's unfair I tell you.
Andy Bogard: I'm always behind the shadow of my brother Terry! It's always Terry Bogard! What about me? I wasn't even in SNK vs. Capcom 1!
Ken: The reason that you weren't in SNK vs. Capcom is because you suck.
Andy: You take that back!
Ken: Make me!
Andy tries to attack Ken, but Ken just throws a dragon punch and knocks Andy down.
Ken: As I was saying, we have the same skills as our best friends, yet we are stuck being the costars! Gentlemen, what should we do about it?
Robert: I say we go on strike. In every fighting game, the best friend of the main character is always very rich. We could afford it.
Kayin: That's not true. I don't have a mansion.
Andy: I don't have a Mercedes-Benz.
Ken: Okay, then why don't we form our own fighting group? Like the NWO?
Kayin: I like that.
Robert: That could work.
Andy: I'm in.
Ken: Okay, then what do we call ourselves?
Andy: The NWO?
Ken: WWF would sue us for copyright infringement. What else?
Robert: The million dollar boys?
Kayin: We are not all rich, remember.
Ken: I got it! We'll call ourselves the "Bishounens!" Think about it, we are all long haired pretty boys!
Robert: Good name.
Kayin: I like it!
Andy: I'm in!
Ken: Then it's settled! We shall call ourselves the "Bishounens!"
Oh no! What does this mean for Ryu? Eiji? Ryo? Terry? Will they be overthrown by long haired pretty boys? We'll just have to wait and see!
Trutenor
A bunch of street fighters were meeting at the mansion of Ken Masters. It seemed that a lot of people had issues with something. What it was about, I have no idea. But we can find out by listening to the discussion.
Ken: Thank you everyone for coming here tonight. What we are going to talk about tonight has been a problem for all of us. We have always been stuck playing second banana to the poster boy of a respective game. Me for example. I'm just as good as Ryu is. But no...Ryu is the one that gets the coolest moves. Ryu is the one that Akuma wants. Ryu is the one that has the potential to become a dark fighter. Ryu is the one that Bison wants. Ryu is the one that Sakura wants to be trained by. Ryu is the one that gave Sagat a scar. Ryu is the one that defeated both Gill and Bison. Ryu is the one with the cool headband! What about me? When am I going to get my time to shine?
Kayin: (From Battle Arena Toshiden) I know how you feel Ken. I can't get my props because Eiji is such a gloryhound. Eiji is the one with the cool headband! Eiji is the one that Sho wants! I'm just as good as Eiji is! But do I get any respect? No!
Robert Garcia: I have the same moves as Ryo, yet he gets all the recognition! It's unfair I tell you.
Andy Bogard: I'm always behind the shadow of my brother Terry! It's always Terry Bogard! What about me? I wasn't even in SNK vs. Capcom 1!
Ken: The reason that you weren't in SNK vs. Capcom is because you suck.
Andy: You take that back!
Ken: Make me!
Andy tries to attack Ken, but Ken just throws a dragon punch and knocks Andy down.
Ken: As I was saying, we have the same skills as our best friends, yet we are stuck being the costars! Gentlemen, what should we do about it?
Robert: I say we go on strike. In every fighting game, the best friend of the main character is always very rich. We could afford it.
Kayin: That's not true. I don't have a mansion.
Andy: I don't have a Mercedes-Benz.
Ken: Okay, then why don't we form our own fighting group? Like the NWO?
Kayin: I like that.
Robert: That could work.
Andy: I'm in.
Ken: Okay, then what do we call ourselves?
Andy: The NWO?
Ken: WWF would sue us for copyright infringement. What else?
Robert: The million dollar boys?
Kayin: We are not all rich, remember.
Ken: I got it! We'll call ourselves the "Bishounens!" Think about it, we are all long haired pretty boys!
Robert: Good name.
Kayin: I like it!
Andy: I'm in!
Ken: Then it's settled! We shall call ourselves the "Bishounens!"
Oh no! What does this mean for Ryu? Eiji? Ryo? Terry? Will they be overthrown by long haired pretty boys? We'll just have to wait and see!