Animorphically Challenged..The Sequel to the Sequel.
Disclaimer : I do not own the book with Tobias on it, the airline, the dead mouse, or the little kid eating mice, thank God. I do own myself, Jenn, the insane character married to a book. Enjoy.
Tobias and I had officially gotten back together. And to celebrate, we were going on the Honey Moon we really never went on, since that was the point where my insanity had started up again. No worries, I have pills for it now.
I made sure to buckle Tobias up as we made ourselves comfortable in the airliner chairs. It would be a mighty long trip to Hawaii. As soon as the plane had been in the air for a full ten minutes I buzzed the attendant, and she came within seconds. I grinned. How nifty.
"Yes Miss how may I help you and your..." Her big 'I'm here to serve' smile instantly faded as she glanced at the book buckled in next to me.
"Husband," I corrected her "My husband."
"Oh?" her eye started twitching, and she plastered back on her smile. What can I do for you and your..husband?"
"We would like you to freeze this until my little hawky-kins is hungry." I tossed a little plastic baggy at her.
"What's this?" She couldn't help but ask.
"Just a dead mouse.." I said nonchantly, before turning to Tobias and putting a pillow behind the book. While I was busy comforting my dear paperback I failed to see the attendent throwing up in the aisle, or the little kid holding the mouse bag.
"Mommy Mommy," The little kid exclaimed, tugging on his mother's jacket. "What's this mommy?!" His little voice was full of way too much excitement. His mom had probably been on Accutane when she was pregnant.
The mother looked away from her magazine, annoyed. "It looks like candy, why don't you eat it so you'll shut up." She grumbled.
"OKIE dokie MOMMY!" The boy shouted, and stuffed the mouse in his face. " Mmmmm it tastes like chicken mommy! Chicken!" The boy shreiked with happiness.
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That's all I have for now. The plane ride to Hawaii. If you like it, I'll write more. Much love.
Jenn
Disclaimer : I do not own the book with Tobias on it, the airline, the dead mouse, or the little kid eating mice, thank God. I do own myself, Jenn, the insane character married to a book. Enjoy.
Tobias and I had officially gotten back together. And to celebrate, we were going on the Honey Moon we really never went on, since that was the point where my insanity had started up again. No worries, I have pills for it now.
I made sure to buckle Tobias up as we made ourselves comfortable in the airliner chairs. It would be a mighty long trip to Hawaii. As soon as the plane had been in the air for a full ten minutes I buzzed the attendant, and she came within seconds. I grinned. How nifty.
"Yes Miss how may I help you and your..." Her big 'I'm here to serve' smile instantly faded as she glanced at the book buckled in next to me.
"Husband," I corrected her "My husband."
"Oh?" her eye started twitching, and she plastered back on her smile. What can I do for you and your..husband?"
"We would like you to freeze this until my little hawky-kins is hungry." I tossed a little plastic baggy at her.
"What's this?" She couldn't help but ask.
"Just a dead mouse.." I said nonchantly, before turning to Tobias and putting a pillow behind the book. While I was busy comforting my dear paperback I failed to see the attendent throwing up in the aisle, or the little kid holding the mouse bag.
"Mommy Mommy," The little kid exclaimed, tugging on his mother's jacket. "What's this mommy?!" His little voice was full of way too much excitement. His mom had probably been on Accutane when she was pregnant.
The mother looked away from her magazine, annoyed. "It looks like candy, why don't you eat it so you'll shut up." She grumbled.
"OKIE dokie MOMMY!" The boy shouted, and stuffed the mouse in his face. " Mmmmm it tastes like chicken mommy! Chicken!" The boy shreiked with happiness.
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That's all I have for now. The plane ride to Hawaii. If you like it, I'll write more. Much love.
Jenn