An El Hazard Christmas carol (with apologies to Tom Lehr)
[Scene: A stage with a piano in the center. Jinnai come on and starts playing the others filing in behind him]
Jinnai: [singing] Christmas time is here by golly disapproval would be folly deck the halls with hunks of holly fill the cup and don't say when.
Diva and Ifurita: Kill the turkeys ducks and chickens trim the tree drag out the Dickens even though the prospect sickens brother here we go again.
Nanami: At Christmas time you can't get sore your fellow man you must adore, there's time to rob him all the more the other three hundred and sixty four
Makoto: Relations sparing no expense'll send some useless old utensil or a matching pen and pencil just the thing I need how nice.....
Miz: No matter what you send I fear it's true also of what the give you, sentiment will not endear it what's important is the price.
All: Hark the herald ad man sings advertising wonderous things.
Nanami: God rest ye merry merchant may ye make the yuletime pay.
Alliell: Angles we have heard on high tell us to go out and buy.
Jinnai: Misletoe hangs from the shingle hail our dear old friend Chris Kringle driving his reindeer across the sky....Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
[Scene: A stage with a piano in the center. Jinnai come on and starts playing the others filing in behind him]
Jinnai: [singing] Christmas time is here by golly disapproval would be folly deck the halls with hunks of holly fill the cup and don't say when.
Diva and Ifurita: Kill the turkeys ducks and chickens trim the tree drag out the Dickens even though the prospect sickens brother here we go again.
Nanami: At Christmas time you can't get sore your fellow man you must adore, there's time to rob him all the more the other three hundred and sixty four
Makoto: Relations sparing no expense'll send some useless old utensil or a matching pen and pencil just the thing I need how nice.....
Miz: No matter what you send I fear it's true also of what the give you, sentiment will not endear it what's important is the price.
All: Hark the herald ad man sings advertising wonderous things.
Nanami: God rest ye merry merchant may ye make the yuletime pay.
Alliell: Angles we have heard on high tell us to go out and buy.
Jinnai: Misletoe hangs from the shingle hail our dear old friend Chris Kringle driving his reindeer across the sky....Don't stand underneath when they fly by.