This sick idea came to me in guitar class, as I tried to figure out the tune to it. Relena has a little message for Heero…

Shoot at Me (to the tune of Stand By Me)

When the suits have come

And the war does start

And the bombs are the only lights we'll see

No I won't be involved

Oh I'll be so happy

Just as long as you shoot, shoot at me

So Heero Heero shoot at me

Oh shoot at me

Oh shoot, shoot at me, shoot at me

If the peace that we look upon

Should tumble and fall

Or the Oz base should crumble to the sea

I won't care, I won't care

No I won't feel a thing

Just as long as you shoot, shoot at me

And Heero Heero shoot at me

Oh shoot at me

Whoa shoot now, shoot at me, shoot at me

Heero Heero shoot at me

Oh shoot at me

Oh shoot now, shoot at me, shoot at me

Whenever you're need therapy just shoot at me

Oh shoot at me

Whoa shoot now, oh shoot, shoot at me.

Heero: *blinks* Well, if you insist... Gun: BANG! Relena: OW!! Everyone Else: YAY! TBS: REVIEW!