I gave the g-boys weed, because I was high. I don't own them at all, but I was high. Now I'm writing a fic about it, and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. Ladedadadadeda.

Onnako helped...a little. You know, Onnako, my little sis, the one who leaves reviews as Horse Ruler? Yeah. See if you can guess who's saying what, the end is all of them.

Because They Got High

I was going to shoot Relena,
but I got high.
I ran away from her instead,
because I was high.
Now she's stalking me again,
And I know why
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

I was going to feed the lions,
but I got high.
The escaped and fed themselves,
because I got high.
Now Catherine's kitty-chow,
And I know why
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

I was trying to go for peace,
but I got high.
I blew up the UN instead,
because I was high.
Now war has started again,
And I know why
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

I was going to bug Wu-man,
but I got high.
We made love instead,
because I got high.
Now we're getting married soon,
And I know why
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

I was going to meditate,
but I got high.
I destoyed my shrine instead,
because I got high.
I feel more free now,
And I know why
Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

We improved all of our lives,
because we got high.

Heero: Wait, I didn't kill Relena.

See: So do it now.

Relena: HEEEEEEEER-

Gun: BANG!

Heero: Alright, we can go on now.

Uh...We don't know why we're singing this song,
because we got high,
Now we're almost done
And we know why
Because we got high,
Because we got high,
Because we got hi-igh.
Ladedadadadeda

G-boys: *take a bow*

Duo: Thank you all! We'll be here all week! And all of next week, and the week after that....*gets dragged off by Wufei*

TBS sez: REVIEW!!!