Here we are, the first part of the saga Onnako and the Way of the Soldier. I made another attempt to find the peeps who own Gundam Wing. It's Sotsu Agency Sunrise Company. Oh well, I don't own them, you know I don't, I know that you know I don't, you know...oh screw it. It's late. Oops, never mind, it's early. And sorry this is so late, i forgot to reckon with school. On with the fic.
Onnako and the Way of the Soldier: Part I
Onnako stood in front of the door to Heero's apartment. She trembled ever so slightly, but managed to ring the doorbell.
She could here swearing and the clicking of various electronics from within. Then the door jerked open and an iratable voice barked "What?"
Onnako's eyes bulged. She had forgotten he wore spandex shorts all the time. She also hadn't remembered how well developed he was. "Um..my sister, you know, See, said you would train me, and I'd really appreaciate if you would and-"
Heero swore under his breath in japanese. "Shut up," he snapped at her, "Your first lesson is to speak only when told to."
Onnako struggled with this startling concept, miraculously keeping her mouth shut.
"Next, you'll need equipment." Onnako raised her hand. Heero stared at her in puzzlement. "What are you dong?" he asked bluntly. Onnako made strange noises in her throat and stared meaningfully at him. After a second of confused thought, he realized what was wrong. "When I ask a question, you can answer it."
"Oh. Well, what I was doing was, well, see, in school we're not supposed to speak unless we're told to either, but some kids do anyway and then they get detention, which really sucks, but anyway, at school we're not supposed to speak so when we have a question we raise our hands and the th-" Heero cut her off again.
"Only say enough to get the point across."
"Why? I mean, if I only say enough to let you know what I was doing, then you wouldn't know as much as you do now, and tha-"
"There are two reasons. One, some people are less patient then I am and would kill you if you ramble like that." Onnako's eyes widened to alien size. "Two, if I wanted to know more, I'd ask more." Onnako raised her hand again. "What?" Heero snapped at her.
She struggled visibly with this new concept of saying only enough. "Equipment?" she asked finally.
"Uniform and weapons. Knowing See, I don't suppose you have a gun."
Head shake.
"A knife?"
Head shake.
"Any kind of weapon at all?"
"No."
'What has See been thinking?' Heero thought, 'I know she dislikes guns, but she should have at least gotten her a knife.' He stood up and motioned for her to follow. "We'll get your equipment now." Onnako raised her hand again. "What is it this time?"
"Why are we going to the back of your apartment to get my equipment? See says you should always work with something that has always been your own."
'I guess See taught her more than I thought.' "I'm aware of that. But we're using the transportation I have back here." They stopped at the back wall of his apartment. He pushed a button, and the wall slid up to reveal a hangar housing Wing Zero.
Later...
"I knew you hadn't blown up Zero."
"Drop it."
"I also had a feeling you'd be to cheap to get a car because of that."
"The word is practical and I said to drop it."
"Give me a good reason, and I'll think about it."
"Omae o korosu."
"I doubt you could."
"*glowers*"
"Anyway, why get Onnako a green tank top and black spandex shorts for a uniform?"
"Their comfortable and good to train in."
"I see. Thus speaks the guy who wears this outfit everyday and probably will for the rest of his life and in the hereafter."
"If you had trained her, you could have picked out her training clothes."
"Hn. I suppose you aren't going to teach her knife fighting or throwing?"
"Don't be stupid, of course I will."
"You don't like knives. Or swords for that matter."
"You don't like guns, but you still learned how to be a pretty good shot."
"Point. But I suppose you'll start with basic."
"It's the best place to start."
To Be Continued...
Hmm, this was kinda short. I'll hafta make the next one longer.
Sorry this is late. Lunch is short, so you know get two chapters today. Please read the next one while you're here, as I continue to torture Heero, and start to torture Onnako as I bring Duo on the scene (Duo is Onnako's fav g-boy, therefore...hehe). And who knows what I'll do to Wufei, Quatre and Trowa...*cruel chuckle*
Aww, I'm sorry, you know I love you guys, but this is so much -fun-!
-TBS
Onnako and the Way of the Soldier: Part I
Onnako stood in front of the door to Heero's apartment. She trembled ever so slightly, but managed to ring the doorbell.
She could here swearing and the clicking of various electronics from within. Then the door jerked open and an iratable voice barked "What?"
Onnako's eyes bulged. She had forgotten he wore spandex shorts all the time. She also hadn't remembered how well developed he was. "Um..my sister, you know, See, said you would train me, and I'd really appreaciate if you would and-"
Heero swore under his breath in japanese. "Shut up," he snapped at her, "Your first lesson is to speak only when told to."
Onnako struggled with this startling concept, miraculously keeping her mouth shut.
"Next, you'll need equipment." Onnako raised her hand. Heero stared at her in puzzlement. "What are you dong?" he asked bluntly. Onnako made strange noises in her throat and stared meaningfully at him. After a second of confused thought, he realized what was wrong. "When I ask a question, you can answer it."
"Oh. Well, what I was doing was, well, see, in school we're not supposed to speak unless we're told to either, but some kids do anyway and then they get detention, which really sucks, but anyway, at school we're not supposed to speak so when we have a question we raise our hands and the th-" Heero cut her off again.
"Only say enough to get the point across."
"Why? I mean, if I only say enough to let you know what I was doing, then you wouldn't know as much as you do now, and tha-"
"There are two reasons. One, some people are less patient then I am and would kill you if you ramble like that." Onnako's eyes widened to alien size. "Two, if I wanted to know more, I'd ask more." Onnako raised her hand again. "What?" Heero snapped at her.
She struggled visibly with this new concept of saying only enough. "Equipment?" she asked finally.
"Uniform and weapons. Knowing See, I don't suppose you have a gun."
Head shake.
"A knife?"
Head shake.
"Any kind of weapon at all?"
"No."
'What has See been thinking?' Heero thought, 'I know she dislikes guns, but she should have at least gotten her a knife.' He stood up and motioned for her to follow. "We'll get your equipment now." Onnako raised her hand again. "What is it this time?"
"Why are we going to the back of your apartment to get my equipment? See says you should always work with something that has always been your own."
'I guess See taught her more than I thought.' "I'm aware of that. But we're using the transportation I have back here." They stopped at the back wall of his apartment. He pushed a button, and the wall slid up to reveal a hangar housing Wing Zero.
Later...
"I knew you hadn't blown up Zero."
"Drop it."
"I also had a feeling you'd be to cheap to get a car because of that."
"The word is practical and I said to drop it."
"Give me a good reason, and I'll think about it."
"Omae o korosu."
"I doubt you could."
"*glowers*"
"Anyway, why get Onnako a green tank top and black spandex shorts for a uniform?"
"Their comfortable and good to train in."
"I see. Thus speaks the guy who wears this outfit everyday and probably will for the rest of his life and in the hereafter."
"If you had trained her, you could have picked out her training clothes."
"Hn. I suppose you aren't going to teach her knife fighting or throwing?"
"Don't be stupid, of course I will."
"You don't like knives. Or swords for that matter."
"You don't like guns, but you still learned how to be a pretty good shot."
"Point. But I suppose you'll start with basic."
"It's the best place to start."
To Be Continued...
Hmm, this was kinda short. I'll hafta make the next one longer.
Sorry this is late. Lunch is short, so you know get two chapters today. Please read the next one while you're here, as I continue to torture Heero, and start to torture Onnako as I bring Duo on the scene (Duo is Onnako's fav g-boy, therefore...hehe). And who knows what I'll do to Wufei, Quatre and Trowa...*cruel chuckle*
Aww, I'm sorry, you know I love you guys, but this is so much -fun-!
-TBS