This is a very...odd chapter. I don't want to say to much, you'll see.
Onnako and the Way of the Soldier: Part IV
In the darkness when the sun has not quite gotten to this half of the world, there is peace, silence and tranquility for those who do not need to get up early. However, those who have training at six do not get such luxuries.
Offspring blares throughout the apartment complex, shattering the morning tranquility, and waking up Onnako.
"Is that fun?" Onnako demanded of the smugly grinning personage standing in her doorway.
"You bet," See smirked, "Now get up, and no breakfast until you're dressed."
"But Seeee.."
"Just because it's Quatre and not Heero doesn't mean you can slack off." See turned and went into the kitchen. "And it should be Vegita*." she muttured as she started the pancakes.
Later...say about 11...
"I have ten bucks that say she'll come back with pacifist ideals." Duo commented, lounging on a sofa in See's living room.
Wufei snorted. "You're on, I'm betting she'll become a Magunac."
"Hey, no fair, that's a good bet!"
Heero looked thoughtful. "I'll go either of you double or nothing that she'll come back with a love for tea."
"DUO!" See shouted angrily from the kitchen, "Did you eat all the potato chips again?"
Duo gulped. "Uh...I was just about to go out and get some more."
Trowa stuck his head out of the kitchen. "While you're out, could you get some tomatoes?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure, no problem." Duo answered before zipping out of range of See's wrath.
He then zipped back in again. "Someone turn on the news NOW," he panted with un-Duoish seriousness. Wufei obeyed, stunned.
Trowa and See walked out to see what the commotion was and gasped. The camera was focused on the rather annoying newcaster, but in the background they could see the downtown area. Several warehouses were smoldering rubble, and as they watched, another one exploded.
"As you can see, the madman has already demolized several buildings," the anchor chattered happily, "So far, no one has been killed, but the SWAT team believes it's only a matter of time before he aims the bazooka at people."
Just then, a shell hurtled toward the camera. The screen abruptly changed angles to a much closer camera and a different reporter.
"We have been able to get close enough to show you the lunatic," he informed the audience, "You might even be able to hear him, as he is shouting rather loudly."
The camera focused on the guy with the bazooka. Everyone in the room not already standing jumped to their feet.
"Holy shit," Duo said in a strangled tone, "It's Quatre!"
And indeed it was. That blonde head was unmistakable, and they could all hear him screaming "The universe has gone crazy and therefore I must destroy it!!!!" All five left the building and raced towards downtown.
Once there, it was a real struggle to get Duo through the crowds to his koibito. However, a few cobalt and sapphire death glares generously despensed by Heero and See cleared a path almost as fast as Wufei's katana or Duo's man-sized beam scythe. Trowa flipped over the heads of the crowd to try to hold Quatre until Duo could get there.
The SWAT teams, however, provided a little more obstruction.
"No civilians!" barked one of them, and several machine guns were trained on them to keep them away. Several were approaching Trowa with similar intentions: keep the civilians from killing themselves (I don't like those goons, can anyone tell?).
See sighed, and pulled out a REALLY strong explosive. "Get to Quatre," she suggested, immobilizing the SWAT's with the giant crater the ovely little grenade made.
"QUATRE!" Duo shouted at the rather insane blonde, pouring all his feeling for his little cherub of a white arab into the call.
Quatre heard him, and swung his bazooka around to point at his braided itooshu. Then he slowly realized who he was pointing it at, and sanity flooded over him again. He looked around at the destruction and screamed something in Arabic, then collasped into Duo's arms.
"We should go now," Trowa suggested, looking meanigfully at See, who was running out of explosives and empty space to chuck them in.
"Good idea," Wufei acknowledged, "Reporters on all sides, closing in fast."
"I'll hold 'em," See growled, pulling out the last five, "Get moving, I'll catch up."
Exit Wild Wing Boys, stage....something. As soon as they had a decent head start, See released all of them at once and sprinted after them. Then stopped dead. "Onnako..." she hissed quietly, then went off in another direction.
To Be Continued...
*: For those who did not get the starred comment, Vegita is a character from Dragonball Z. He is obsessed with training and being better than all the other characters. He trains really, really hard, ergo it should be Vegita training Onnako because he will tolerate no slacking off. Unfortunately, he reminds me of Wufei, so he wouldn't do it. See prologue.
Ok, that was a lot more serious then the rest of the chapters. Sorry. The next one will hopefully be funnier. It will involve lots of yelling at Onnako, at least. Yeah, you guessed it, it was all her fault.
Onnako and the Way of the Soldier: Part IV
In the darkness when the sun has not quite gotten to this half of the world, there is peace, silence and tranquility for those who do not need to get up early. However, those who have training at six do not get such luxuries.
Offspring blares throughout the apartment complex, shattering the morning tranquility, and waking up Onnako.
"Is that fun?" Onnako demanded of the smugly grinning personage standing in her doorway.
"You bet," See smirked, "Now get up, and no breakfast until you're dressed."
"But Seeee.."
"Just because it's Quatre and not Heero doesn't mean you can slack off." See turned and went into the kitchen. "And it should be Vegita*." she muttured as she started the pancakes.
Later...say about 11...
"I have ten bucks that say she'll come back with pacifist ideals." Duo commented, lounging on a sofa in See's living room.
Wufei snorted. "You're on, I'm betting she'll become a Magunac."
"Hey, no fair, that's a good bet!"
Heero looked thoughtful. "I'll go either of you double or nothing that she'll come back with a love for tea."
"DUO!" See shouted angrily from the kitchen, "Did you eat all the potato chips again?"
Duo gulped. "Uh...I was just about to go out and get some more."
Trowa stuck his head out of the kitchen. "While you're out, could you get some tomatoes?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure, no problem." Duo answered before zipping out of range of See's wrath.
He then zipped back in again. "Someone turn on the news NOW," he panted with un-Duoish seriousness. Wufei obeyed, stunned.
Trowa and See walked out to see what the commotion was and gasped. The camera was focused on the rather annoying newcaster, but in the background they could see the downtown area. Several warehouses were smoldering rubble, and as they watched, another one exploded.
"As you can see, the madman has already demolized several buildings," the anchor chattered happily, "So far, no one has been killed, but the SWAT team believes it's only a matter of time before he aims the bazooka at people."
Just then, a shell hurtled toward the camera. The screen abruptly changed angles to a much closer camera and a different reporter.
"We have been able to get close enough to show you the lunatic," he informed the audience, "You might even be able to hear him, as he is shouting rather loudly."
The camera focused on the guy with the bazooka. Everyone in the room not already standing jumped to their feet.
"Holy shit," Duo said in a strangled tone, "It's Quatre!"
And indeed it was. That blonde head was unmistakable, and they could all hear him screaming "The universe has gone crazy and therefore I must destroy it!!!!" All five left the building and raced towards downtown.
Once there, it was a real struggle to get Duo through the crowds to his koibito. However, a few cobalt and sapphire death glares generously despensed by Heero and See cleared a path almost as fast as Wufei's katana or Duo's man-sized beam scythe. Trowa flipped over the heads of the crowd to try to hold Quatre until Duo could get there.
The SWAT teams, however, provided a little more obstruction.
"No civilians!" barked one of them, and several machine guns were trained on them to keep them away. Several were approaching Trowa with similar intentions: keep the civilians from killing themselves (I don't like those goons, can anyone tell?).
See sighed, and pulled out a REALLY strong explosive. "Get to Quatre," she suggested, immobilizing the SWAT's with the giant crater the ovely little grenade made.
"QUATRE!" Duo shouted at the rather insane blonde, pouring all his feeling for his little cherub of a white arab into the call.
Quatre heard him, and swung his bazooka around to point at his braided itooshu. Then he slowly realized who he was pointing it at, and sanity flooded over him again. He looked around at the destruction and screamed something in Arabic, then collasped into Duo's arms.
"We should go now," Trowa suggested, looking meanigfully at See, who was running out of explosives and empty space to chuck them in.
"Good idea," Wufei acknowledged, "Reporters on all sides, closing in fast."
"I'll hold 'em," See growled, pulling out the last five, "Get moving, I'll catch up."
Exit Wild Wing Boys, stage....something. As soon as they had a decent head start, See released all of them at once and sprinted after them. Then stopped dead. "Onnako..." she hissed quietly, then went off in another direction.
To Be Continued...
*: For those who did not get the starred comment, Vegita is a character from Dragonball Z. He is obsessed with training and being better than all the other characters. He trains really, really hard, ergo it should be Vegita training Onnako because he will tolerate no slacking off. Unfortunately, he reminds me of Wufei, so he wouldn't do it. See prologue.
Ok, that was a lot more serious then the rest of the chapters. Sorry. The next one will hopefully be funnier. It will involve lots of yelling at Onnako, at least. Yeah, you guessed it, it was all her fault.