Blue's Clues
"Reality"
One day, Steve was to see his "partner", Rupert Everet. Excitement was stirring throughout the house. Tickity was counting down the minutes till Rupert showed up. Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were SUPPOSED to be making the meals, but they were off somewhere else while Paprika sat gloomily in her cabinet, listening to, um, strange sounds in the next room. Shovel and Pail were scooping the blue hairs off Steve's bed. But while all of this was happening, where was Blue?
Blue was making a phone call! What a smart little puppy! She seems devilish , hee-hee, uh, I mean, p-plotting, some, thing. Steve entered the room and Blue scattered off. Steve saw a clue on the phone. So he asked the kids stupidly, "What do we do next kids?" The mentally challenged kids replied, "Steve, Steve! There's a clue!" He dope fully replied, "A shoe? The flu? Some doo?" While the kids were screaming and cursing at him, "No you retard! A mo**** fu***** clue you a**-wipe!" The kids were getting pissed, so he gave in and said, "Ohhh, a clue! This is a phone! Lets record this in our handy dandy… NOTEBOOK!!!" He drew a simple drawing of a phone and said to look for the next clue.
Rupert was to arrive in a half hour. Excitement was building up excessively, and it was also mail time. Steve grabbed the envelope and took out a badly drawn person. He squinted at it and nervously replied to the drawing, "Thank you Katie for your nice drawing of a, ummm, a, cow… Well, it's time to look for our next clue! Lets go!" He looked and stumbled around for the first clue. He then spotted Blue watching MTV. Blue spotted Steve and whimpered while scattering away. The slow children saw a clue frying on the T.V. The exclaimed, "A clue, A clue!" Steve said, "A clue? Ohh, It's of the rapper, Eminem!" Steve took out his notebook and drew an M&M with a microphone and a backwards cap, just to be "cute".
Rupert finally arrived and gave Steve a welcoming hug. Steve introduced Rupert to all the inanimate objects while Rupert was keeping his arms ringed around Steve's waist. Steve offered Rupert to find the last clue. They searched high and low when Rupert spotted the last clue on the drawer next to the door. "Hey look Steve, it's a clue!" Steve grasped Rupert's hands and exclaimed, "It's a gun! We just figured out Blue's Clues, We just figured out Blue's Clues, so now buy all her stuff! Now lets put the clues together!" He sat in Rupert's lap in the thinking chair, and figured it out. "I got it! B-" Eminem then stormed in and shot Steve and Rupert in the head, killing them both. Eminem then said, "Yeah, Blue called up on the PHONE, he called ME, and I shot you with a GUN. You solved it." Blue jumped for joy and went have to live with a straight person; Eminem. And they lived happily ever after.