Hehehe... This is what you get from taping 3 hours of CMT... Ideas... I have several brilliant ideas... I shall put idea 1 to use now... So, here's... Something....
Duo was sitting alone in his apartment watching tv in nothing but his boxers, nearly asleep, when the doorbell rang. "Huh? Hey, it's 10 P.M.... A little late for a chat, isn't it?" Duo grumbled as he stood up and walked to the door. He opened it, and found himself looking at the last person he expected to see standing there. "Uh... Hi, Heero. I understand." Duo could tell he'd confused Heero. "What do you mean by that? What do you understand?" "Well, you died a while after Mariemaia lost that battle, so you're obviously a vampire. Which means that you knew that no beautiful vigin girl could possibly be as cute as me, so you decided that I'd make a much better midnight snack." Heeros expression didn't change. "I see you still severely overestimate your looks." Duo stepped out of the way and motioned for Heero to enter.
"So, what's up? Mariemaia decide having to be in a wheelchair wasn't bad enough and started a war again?" Heero shook his head. "Well, then what is it? It's been, what, three months since Mariemaias attack? Everyone thought you were dead, you made no attempt to convince us otherwise, and now suddenly you show up at my door? I kinda expect a little more than idle conversation." Heeros mouth, despite obvious attempt, curled into a slight smile. "Conversation? I think it's only called conversation if one person is quiet long enough for the other to be able to say something. In which case, by conversation, you mean me listening to you until you finally shut up." "If I knew my talking bothered you so much... I'd do it even more than I already do. So, tell me, why are you here?"
Heero sat down on a couch, the only piece of furniture in that particular room, and looked up at Duo. "About a month after Mariemaia was stopped, Relena found me. She begged me to come stay with her, and I said no... But after a while, she started annoying me even more than you, so I thought it would be better just to go with her. After a while... Well... What I came here for is to invite you to the wedding." Duos heart stopped fora moment. "W-What? You two are getting married?" Heero nodded his head. "Yes. The wedding is in two weeks." Duo nodded his head slowly, trying to process everything. That would mean... I can't let this happen! I've got to think of some way to do something... "So, uh... Well, congratulations." "Thanks."
Later that night...
Duo glanced at the clock. "Midnight. It's too late... I can do it tomorrow. I really doubt I'll get out of it alive, but at least Heero will know I love him before he goes and marries that girl... I knew there was a reason I didn't like her... Well, in one week, I can show her and Heero my feelings for both of them. I won't ever be able to forget that night, if it isn't my last. Either Heero'll kill me, or... Hey, don't get your hopes up, Maxwell. Chances are, Heero doesn't swing your way. Well... This is the only way I can think of to find out..."
The next morning...
"Hey, Quatre, old buddy, how ya doin'?" Duo asked. "Okay, I guess... Duo, did you really have to call at 6 AM?" "Yup. Heero and Relena are getting married." Duo heard a sigh on the other end of the line. "I already knew that. Heero told me yesterday." Duo snickered. "Well, I'm planning a little..." Duo stopped talking for a few moments in an attempt not to laugh. "I'm planning a little party for them... A four-song salute to Heero and Relena..." Quatre yawned sleepily. "That's nice." "Will you come?" Quatre paused. "Well, when is it?" "A week before the wedding. At seven. And I figure it should be outside, so it'll be at the downtown park. Tell Trowa, too. By the way, I really hope you aren't trying to hide the fact that he's in bed next to you, because it's very obvious." Duo heard some arabic cursing from the other line, and then Quatre calmed down. "Yeah, we'll be there." "Good..." Duo hung up and then began dialing Wufei's number.
Wufei picked up the phone. "Whoever you are, you'd better have a good reason for waking me up." "Hey, Wu-man." "Don't call me that, Maxwell. What do you want?" "Not much. Did you know Heero and Relena are getting married?" "Yes, I know." There was a short pause. "Well, I'm planning a little something for them. A week before the wedding at 7. At the town park. Will you come?" "Yeah, sure." Wufei grumbled. "Okay, see you there."
Six days and many, many phone calls later...
"An hour until 7. Let's see..." Duo peeked through the curtain on the stage he had set up and saw that a few people were already there. "Sally, Dorothy, Hilde, Neun, Milliardo, and a bunch of former Oz soldiers... I hope some more people show up... I want a lot of people to be here for this." Throughout the next hour, Lady Une, Catherine, Treize, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, Duke Dermail, Relena, Heero, several former White Fang soldiers, and many former soldiers that worked for Mariemaya showed up. "Looks like Heero wasn't the only one to fake his death..." Duo noted, spotting Treize. After somewhere around about a thousand people had come (It's a big park with lots of comfortable seating, kay? And there are lots of tables, too.), Duo decided to start. He walked out from behind the curtain and grabbed the microphone that was on the stage. "Hello, ladys and gentlefungs." He read, glancing at the script in his hand. "Uh... I guess my computers spellcheck wasn't working very well..."
"Anyways, the reason I invited you here is that Relena and Heero are supposed to get married. So, in short, I thought of four songs that would work nicely together to show them both just how special they are to me." Duo held the microphone away from his face and laughed, attempting to pass it off as a cough. "But before I do so, isthere anyone else out there that has anything to say to the future bride and groom?" Duo asked, and Treize stood up. "I have something I would like to say." Duo held out the microphone in Treizes direction, and Treize walked up onto the stage. While Treize gave a speech about the good fortune they had had to find each other, and how he hoped they would be happy, Duo got his songs in the order he wanted them and prepared the sound system, checking everything to make sure it was all working.
After Treize, Milliardo gave a short speech, and then Dorothy had something to say, and a few residents of the Sanq kingdom had short speeches prepared. Then the crowd turned to Duo expectantly, waiting for his 'four-song tribute.' "When I heard this first song, by Cledus T. Judd, I immediately thought of Relena. It, in my opinion, describes her perfectly. So, here it is..." And then Duo began to sing the first of his four songs.
"She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars.
A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins.
Cain't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed
Goes to the bathroom and comes back again.
She thinks she looks just like
Madonna when she runs her greasy
fingers through her bleach blond hair.
Most times she'll place another order
and lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
eatin' me out of house and home.
Her booty size, well it oughta be illegal,
she has a hard time sittin' on the throne.
Hamburgers, hot dogs,
cheese fries and coleslaw,
a dozen bearclaws,
yum yum yum.
Loves sausage links,
hates diet drinks, takes up
both seats in a two-seater car.
Her doctor said "lay off the bread",
but he didn't say nothin' 'bout a Snickers bar.
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
and she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine.
Then she'll lay spread out on the hammock
after she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen.
She's got a butt bigger than the beatles
folks make fun 'cause she's overgrown.
Her rumps shaped like a Volkswagen beetle
she gives new meaning to the words big boned.
Bagels and cream cheese
vaniller ice cream
a tub of whipped cream
yum yum yum.
No you wont find her name on the weight loss of fame
down at Jenny Craigs.
When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house
they'll bring in more ham and eggs.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs.
It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles
Deon Sanders better leave her alone.
Try chicken halfs baked, or a fat free milk shake.
Enough for gods sake, stop the insanity!
Weight Watchers, yeah.
Weight Watchers, yeah.
Yeah, I watched her weight,
I watched it go from 117 and a quarter to 317 and a half,
two and a half years later. Moooooooooo!"
When Duo had finished, he noticed Relenas face was bright red, and she didn't look very happy. Heeros expression hadn't changed at all, and Duo couldn't tell whether he was angry or not. Some of the people in the audience were laughing, some looked shocked, and others were busy just trying to keep straight faces. Well, it could be a lot worse, so I guess I'll sing the next song... Duo thought to himself. "Okay, well, this next song is by the Dixie Chicks, and... Well, I'm just going to sing it now."
"She's got you wrapped up in her satin and lace
tied around her little finger
she's got you thinking you can never escape
don't you know your hearts in danger
there's a devil in that angels face
if you could only see the love that you're wasting
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you better
I'm gonna break the spell she's got on you
you're gonna wake up to find
I'm your desire
my intentions are true
hey babe I know it's time
you're gonna see what you mean to me
so open up your eyes
see it and believe it
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you better
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you
I can love you better than that
I can love you better
I can love you better than that
baby I can love you
baby I can love you better"
Duo looked at the crowd again and saw that Relena was still furiously glaring up at him, Heeros expression still hadn't changed much, and the rest of the people couldn't quite figure out what was going on yet. I've gone this far... Why not go ahead with the third? "Okay, now I'm going to sing a song by Jamie O'Neal. This ones directed at Heero..." You didn't have to clear that up. That last one, they could have assumed that it was directed at Relena, even though it's fairly clear the song is about a male, but now that... Oh, just sing the song! "Here it is."
"Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes
why do I see you when a stranger passes by
I swear I hear you in the whisper of the wind
I feel you when the sun is dancing on my skin
and when it's raining
you won't find me complaining, 'cause
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
the taste of sugar sure reminds me of your kiss
I like the way that they both linger on my lips
kisses remind me of a field of butterflies
it must be the way my heart is fluttering inside
beautiful distraction
you make every thought a chain reaction
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
anywhere I go
anything I do
everything around me baby
makes me think of you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you"
Duo glanced out at the crowd again to check for reactions of any sort. Relena had both of her hands on one of Heeros arms, and she was squeezing very hard. Her face was still a bright red color, and Duo could practically feel her current hatred of him. Heero, on the other hand, had an odd expression on his face. It seemed to be a combination of pain from Relenas grip, amusement of some sort, and perhaps some third emotion, though Duo couldn't tell what it was. "Uh... I modified this song a little, but all I did was get rid of 'girl'. I replaced it with a more specific word... And then I took it out completely the second time. Anyways... I think I'm going to go ahead with my fourth song now, which is by Brooks and Dunn, and... Well, you're all invited to my funeral. Here's my last song..."
"Once I thought that love was something I could never do
never knew that I could feel this much
but this yearning in a deep part of my heart for you
is more than a reaction to your touch
it's a perfect passion
and I can't get enough
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
in my life I've been hammered by some heavy blows
that never knocked me off my feet
all you've gotta do is smile at me and down I go
and baby it's no mystery
why I surrender
Heero, you've got everything
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
I love your attitude
your rose tattoo
your every thought
your smile, your lips
and the list goes on and on and on
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
your dance
your drive
you make me feel alive
the way you talk
the way you tease
by now I think you see
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me"
Duo didn't bother with anyone else this time, he just looked right at Heero for a reaction. Heeros face had gone back to being expressionless. Damn it... That can't be good... Heero stood up and walked towards the stage. "I leave everything to... Uh... Just bury all my stuff with me!" Heero approached Duo, and Duo closed his eyes. "Just make it quick and painless, kay?" Nothing happened for a few moments, so Duo opened his eyes, and he saw Heero had grabbed the microphone. "Ladies and gentlefungs, as Duo so politely called you, there will be a slight change in the wedding plans." Relena jumped up and shouted. "Yes, it's going to happen on the same day as Duos funeral!!" Heero shook his head. "No. The only change in the wedding will be that the bride will change from Relena to Duo." Duo made a face. "Why do I have to be the bride?" Heero smiled. "Alright, then there won't be a bride. Just a midnight snack."
Hmmm... Interesting... This is the oddest name I've ever given a fic, and certainly the strangest way I've ever thought of a name for one... Um... If you didn't get that little bit about a midnight snack, you should reread the first paragraph. By the way, depending on the reviews, I might continue this. If I get a good amount of good reviews, I'll write more. If I get bad reviews or not enough reviews, I won't continue it. Ciao for now....
Duo was sitting alone in his apartment watching tv in nothing but his boxers, nearly asleep, when the doorbell rang. "Huh? Hey, it's 10 P.M.... A little late for a chat, isn't it?" Duo grumbled as he stood up and walked to the door. He opened it, and found himself looking at the last person he expected to see standing there. "Uh... Hi, Heero. I understand." Duo could tell he'd confused Heero. "What do you mean by that? What do you understand?" "Well, you died a while after Mariemaia lost that battle, so you're obviously a vampire. Which means that you knew that no beautiful vigin girl could possibly be as cute as me, so you decided that I'd make a much better midnight snack." Heeros expression didn't change. "I see you still severely overestimate your looks." Duo stepped out of the way and motioned for Heero to enter.
"So, what's up? Mariemaia decide having to be in a wheelchair wasn't bad enough and started a war again?" Heero shook his head. "Well, then what is it? It's been, what, three months since Mariemaias attack? Everyone thought you were dead, you made no attempt to convince us otherwise, and now suddenly you show up at my door? I kinda expect a little more than idle conversation." Heeros mouth, despite obvious attempt, curled into a slight smile. "Conversation? I think it's only called conversation if one person is quiet long enough for the other to be able to say something. In which case, by conversation, you mean me listening to you until you finally shut up." "If I knew my talking bothered you so much... I'd do it even more than I already do. So, tell me, why are you here?"
Heero sat down on a couch, the only piece of furniture in that particular room, and looked up at Duo. "About a month after Mariemaia was stopped, Relena found me. She begged me to come stay with her, and I said no... But after a while, she started annoying me even more than you, so I thought it would be better just to go with her. After a while... Well... What I came here for is to invite you to the wedding." Duos heart stopped fora moment. "W-What? You two are getting married?" Heero nodded his head. "Yes. The wedding is in two weeks." Duo nodded his head slowly, trying to process everything. That would mean... I can't let this happen! I've got to think of some way to do something... "So, uh... Well, congratulations." "Thanks."
Later that night...
Duo glanced at the clock. "Midnight. It's too late... I can do it tomorrow. I really doubt I'll get out of it alive, but at least Heero will know I love him before he goes and marries that girl... I knew there was a reason I didn't like her... Well, in one week, I can show her and Heero my feelings for both of them. I won't ever be able to forget that night, if it isn't my last. Either Heero'll kill me, or... Hey, don't get your hopes up, Maxwell. Chances are, Heero doesn't swing your way. Well... This is the only way I can think of to find out..."
The next morning...
"Hey, Quatre, old buddy, how ya doin'?" Duo asked. "Okay, I guess... Duo, did you really have to call at 6 AM?" "Yup. Heero and Relena are getting married." Duo heard a sigh on the other end of the line. "I already knew that. Heero told me yesterday." Duo snickered. "Well, I'm planning a little..." Duo stopped talking for a few moments in an attempt not to laugh. "I'm planning a little party for them... A four-song salute to Heero and Relena..." Quatre yawned sleepily. "That's nice." "Will you come?" Quatre paused. "Well, when is it?" "A week before the wedding. At seven. And I figure it should be outside, so it'll be at the downtown park. Tell Trowa, too. By the way, I really hope you aren't trying to hide the fact that he's in bed next to you, because it's very obvious." Duo heard some arabic cursing from the other line, and then Quatre calmed down. "Yeah, we'll be there." "Good..." Duo hung up and then began dialing Wufei's number.
Wufei picked up the phone. "Whoever you are, you'd better have a good reason for waking me up." "Hey, Wu-man." "Don't call me that, Maxwell. What do you want?" "Not much. Did you know Heero and Relena are getting married?" "Yes, I know." There was a short pause. "Well, I'm planning a little something for them. A week before the wedding at 7. At the town park. Will you come?" "Yeah, sure." Wufei grumbled. "Okay, see you there."
Six days and many, many phone calls later...
"An hour until 7. Let's see..." Duo peeked through the curtain on the stage he had set up and saw that a few people were already there. "Sally, Dorothy, Hilde, Neun, Milliardo, and a bunch of former Oz soldiers... I hope some more people show up... I want a lot of people to be here for this." Throughout the next hour, Lady Une, Catherine, Treize, Wufei, Quatre, Trowa, Duke Dermail, Relena, Heero, several former White Fang soldiers, and many former soldiers that worked for Mariemaya showed up. "Looks like Heero wasn't the only one to fake his death..." Duo noted, spotting Treize. After somewhere around about a thousand people had come (It's a big park with lots of comfortable seating, kay? And there are lots of tables, too.), Duo decided to start. He walked out from behind the curtain and grabbed the microphone that was on the stage. "Hello, ladys and gentlefungs." He read, glancing at the script in his hand. "Uh... I guess my computers spellcheck wasn't working very well..."
"Anyways, the reason I invited you here is that Relena and Heero are supposed to get married. So, in short, I thought of four songs that would work nicely together to show them both just how special they are to me." Duo held the microphone away from his face and laughed, attempting to pass it off as a cough. "But before I do so, isthere anyone else out there that has anything to say to the future bride and groom?" Duo asked, and Treize stood up. "I have something I would like to say." Duo held out the microphone in Treizes direction, and Treize walked up onto the stage. While Treize gave a speech about the good fortune they had had to find each other, and how he hoped they would be happy, Duo got his songs in the order he wanted them and prepared the sound system, checking everything to make sure it was all working.
After Treize, Milliardo gave a short speech, and then Dorothy had something to say, and a few residents of the Sanq kingdom had short speeches prepared. Then the crowd turned to Duo expectantly, waiting for his 'four-song tribute.' "When I heard this first song, by Cledus T. Judd, I immediately thought of Relena. It, in my opinion, describes her perfectly. So, here it is..." And then Duo began to sing the first of his four songs.
"She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars.
A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins.
Cain't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed
Goes to the bathroom and comes back again.
She thinks she looks just like
Madonna when she runs her greasy
fingers through her bleach blond hair.
Most times she'll place another order
and lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
eatin' me out of house and home.
Her booty size, well it oughta be illegal,
she has a hard time sittin' on the throne.
Hamburgers, hot dogs,
cheese fries and coleslaw,
a dozen bearclaws,
yum yum yum.
Loves sausage links,
hates diet drinks, takes up
both seats in a two-seater car.
Her doctor said "lay off the bread",
but he didn't say nothin' 'bout a Snickers bar.
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
and she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine.
Then she'll lay spread out on the hammock
after she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen.
She's got a butt bigger than the beatles
folks make fun 'cause she's overgrown.
Her rumps shaped like a Volkswagen beetle
she gives new meaning to the words big boned.
Bagels and cream cheese
vaniller ice cream
a tub of whipped cream
yum yum yum.
No you wont find her name on the weight loss of fame
down at Jenny Craigs.
When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house
they'll bring in more ham and eggs.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs.
It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles
Deon Sanders better leave her alone.
Try chicken halfs baked, or a fat free milk shake.
Enough for gods sake, stop the insanity!
Weight Watchers, yeah.
Weight Watchers, yeah.
Yeah, I watched her weight,
I watched it go from 117 and a quarter to 317 and a half,
two and a half years later. Moooooooooo!"
When Duo had finished, he noticed Relenas face was bright red, and she didn't look very happy. Heeros expression hadn't changed at all, and Duo couldn't tell whether he was angry or not. Some of the people in the audience were laughing, some looked shocked, and others were busy just trying to keep straight faces. Well, it could be a lot worse, so I guess I'll sing the next song... Duo thought to himself. "Okay, well, this next song is by the Dixie Chicks, and... Well, I'm just going to sing it now."
"She's got you wrapped up in her satin and lace
tied around her little finger
she's got you thinking you can never escape
don't you know your hearts in danger
there's a devil in that angels face
if you could only see the love that you're wasting
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you better
I'm gonna break the spell she's got on you
you're gonna wake up to find
I'm your desire
my intentions are true
hey babe I know it's time
you're gonna see what you mean to me
so open up your eyes
see it and believe it
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you better
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you
I can love you better than that
I know how to make you forget her
all I'm asking is for one little chance
'cause baby I can love you
baby I can love you
I can love you better than that
I can love you better
I can love you better than that
baby I can love you
baby I can love you better"
Duo looked at the crowd again and saw that Relena was still furiously glaring up at him, Heeros expression still hadn't changed much, and the rest of the people couldn't quite figure out what was going on yet. I've gone this far... Why not go ahead with the third? "Okay, now I'm going to sing a song by Jamie O'Neal. This ones directed at Heero..." You didn't have to clear that up. That last one, they could have assumed that it was directed at Relena, even though it's fairly clear the song is about a male, but now that... Oh, just sing the song! "Here it is."
"Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes
why do I see you when a stranger passes by
I swear I hear you in the whisper of the wind
I feel you when the sun is dancing on my skin
and when it's raining
you won't find me complaining, 'cause
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
the taste of sugar sure reminds me of your kiss
I like the way that they both linger on my lips
kisses remind me of a field of butterflies
it must be the way my heart is fluttering inside
beautiful distraction
you make every thought a chain reaction
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
anywhere I go
anything I do
everything around me baby
makes me think of you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
then I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you
when I think about rain
I think about singing
when I think about singing
it's a heavenly tune
when I think about heaven
I think about angels
when I think about angels
I think about you"
Duo glanced out at the crowd again to check for reactions of any sort. Relena had both of her hands on one of Heeros arms, and she was squeezing very hard. Her face was still a bright red color, and Duo could practically feel her current hatred of him. Heero, on the other hand, had an odd expression on his face. It seemed to be a combination of pain from Relenas grip, amusement of some sort, and perhaps some third emotion, though Duo couldn't tell what it was. "Uh... I modified this song a little, but all I did was get rid of 'girl'. I replaced it with a more specific word... And then I took it out completely the second time. Anyways... I think I'm going to go ahead with my fourth song now, which is by Brooks and Dunn, and... Well, you're all invited to my funeral. Here's my last song..."
"Once I thought that love was something I could never do
never knew that I could feel this much
but this yearning in a deep part of my heart for you
is more than a reaction to your touch
it's a perfect passion
and I can't get enough
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
in my life I've been hammered by some heavy blows
that never knocked me off my feet
all you've gotta do is smile at me and down I go
and baby it's no mystery
why I surrender
Heero, you've got everything
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
I love your attitude
your rose tattoo
your every thought
your smile, your lips
and the list goes on and on and on
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you kiss
the way you cry
the way you move when you walk by
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me
the way you look
the way you laugh
the way you love with all you have
your dance
your drive
you make me feel alive
the way you talk
the way you tease
by now I think you see
there ain't nothin' 'bout you
that don't do somethin' for me"
Duo didn't bother with anyone else this time, he just looked right at Heero for a reaction. Heeros face had gone back to being expressionless. Damn it... That can't be good... Heero stood up and walked towards the stage. "I leave everything to... Uh... Just bury all my stuff with me!" Heero approached Duo, and Duo closed his eyes. "Just make it quick and painless, kay?" Nothing happened for a few moments, so Duo opened his eyes, and he saw Heero had grabbed the microphone. "Ladies and gentlefungs, as Duo so politely called you, there will be a slight change in the wedding plans." Relena jumped up and shouted. "Yes, it's going to happen on the same day as Duos funeral!!" Heero shook his head. "No. The only change in the wedding will be that the bride will change from Relena to Duo." Duo made a face. "Why do I have to be the bride?" Heero smiled. "Alright, then there won't be a bride. Just a midnight snack."
Hmmm... Interesting... This is the oddest name I've ever given a fic, and certainly the strangest way I've ever thought of a name for one... Um... If you didn't get that little bit about a midnight snack, you should reread the first paragraph. By the way, depending on the reviews, I might continue this. If I get a good amount of good reviews, I'll write more. If I get bad reviews or not enough reviews, I won't continue it. Ciao for now....