My story begins in a place called Lala Land.It is a place where all stupid
characters go.Like Barney, Barbie, The Teletubbies, Dora the explorer,
Rupert Bear, and many more. Anyway here's how it starts..........Once upon
a time, Barney and Barbie were going on a date around Pennsylvania's coast.
And then a messenger came with a note that said from BARNEY to BARBIE. It
said that Barney was cheating on Barbie and going out with Dora the
Explorer! But Barney didn't write it! But anyway Barbie slapped his furry
ass cheek and that's how Barney got to Lala Land(he probably would have
gone there anyway).Who could have done such a thing to poor, helpless
barney!? Then there was a laugh from behind the bushes, "It was Rupert!"
everyone screamed, and guess what Rupert was saying, he said "Barney can go
to Hell, i want the scrumptious Barbie to myself! Screw everyone else!"
Meanwhile in Lala Land........"Wait where's Dora?" said Tinky Winky, "Hmmmmm I wonder huhhhhhhhh there she is!", said Barney "She's back there.....(gulp)humping, (gulp), BUTTER!"
"OH MY GOD SNORLAX! It's coming closer!" It was too late, Barney had gotten crushed by Snorlax's FAT ASS! "Poor poor Barney!"said Ariel.(This is all on Lala Land)Meanwhile on Pennsylvania's coast, Rupert is still planning his attack to capture Barbie and keep her in his French Lair........until Aladdin walks in and sees Rupert getting horny off of his POT!"Rupert
what in the blue cold African Savanna do you think you
are doing!!!!!!!!!!", said Alladin. "Ummmmmmm nothing Aladdin just looking
for my wife.", said Rupert. "Oh really, and who would that be,maybe your POT!", said Alladin
Two Days later:
On Pennsylvania's coast Barbie sat alone in her fake flower patch from one of the doll sets she didn't sell.(sigh)"I wonder what it's like up there in Lala Land?", she said.Then Rupert comes up
from behind her and grabs her and takes her to his French lair where his so called "wife"still lays alone.And Barbie says, "Where did you get that from young senior?" "Ummm we got married two hours ago,didn't I tell you to come?, said Rupert. "No, but what are you thinking taking me?!" said Barbie. "I don't think i know.",said Rupert. "Whatever you do let me go,right now!", said Barbie. "OK i will", said Rupert. So he shot Barbie to Lala Land and yelled, "You said you wanted to know what it's like in Lala Land, so there you go!"
So up she flew up into Lala Land, and what do you know, she lands on Tinky Winky. "Oh hi Barbie when did you get here?", said Tinky Winky. "Just now. Where are the cans at this joint?", asked Barbie. "Oh there are none Barbie, you have to go in the tinkle winkle forest.", Tinky Winky replied. "What?", said Barbie. "The tinkle winkle forest,that's were we use the can.", said Tinky Winky. "Is it co-ed?", asked Barbie. "Of course, I'll show you where it is.Follow me.", said Tinky Winky. When they get there Barbie squats down aims "her" dick and uses the can but Tinky Winky has left. So of course Barbie and her stupidity
get stuck on a branch and can't get off so she hung there and died!
2nd chapter coming soon!You have to read it!
Meanwhile in Lala Land........"Wait where's Dora?" said Tinky Winky, "Hmmmmm I wonder huhhhhhhhh there she is!", said Barney "She's back there.....(gulp)humping, (gulp), BUTTER!"
"OH MY GOD SNORLAX! It's coming closer!" It was too late, Barney had gotten crushed by Snorlax's FAT ASS! "Poor poor Barney!"said Ariel.(This is all on Lala Land)Meanwhile on Pennsylvania's coast, Rupert is still planning his attack to capture Barbie and keep her in his French Lair........until Aladdin walks in and sees Rupert getting horny off of his POT!"Rupert
what in the blue cold African Savanna do you think you
are doing!!!!!!!!!!", said Alladin. "Ummmmmmm nothing Aladdin just looking
for my wife.", said Rupert. "Oh really, and who would that be,maybe your POT!", said Alladin
Two Days later:
On Pennsylvania's coast Barbie sat alone in her fake flower patch from one of the doll sets she didn't sell.(sigh)"I wonder what it's like up there in Lala Land?", she said.Then Rupert comes up
from behind her and grabs her and takes her to his French lair where his so called "wife"still lays alone.And Barbie says, "Where did you get that from young senior?" "Ummm we got married two hours ago,didn't I tell you to come?, said Rupert. "No, but what are you thinking taking me?!" said Barbie. "I don't think i know.",said Rupert. "Whatever you do let me go,right now!", said Barbie. "OK i will", said Rupert. So he shot Barbie to Lala Land and yelled, "You said you wanted to know what it's like in Lala Land, so there you go!"
So up she flew up into Lala Land, and what do you know, she lands on Tinky Winky. "Oh hi Barbie when did you get here?", said Tinky Winky. "Just now. Where are the cans at this joint?", asked Barbie. "Oh there are none Barbie, you have to go in the tinkle winkle forest.", Tinky Winky replied. "What?", said Barbie. "The tinkle winkle forest,that's were we use the can.", said Tinky Winky. "Is it co-ed?", asked Barbie. "Of course, I'll show you where it is.Follow me.", said Tinky Winky. When they get there Barbie squats down aims "her" dick and uses the can but Tinky Winky has left. So of course Barbie and her stupidity
get stuck on a branch and can't get off so she hung there and died!
2nd chapter coming soon!You have to read it!