I'm sorry for not mentioning Marvel Comics in my list of copyrighted Amalgam halves last time, so I'm posting it HERE. Once more, so much copyrighted stuff for this NOT TO BE writted only for entertainment purposes.
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"What is the purpose of this Toon Titans of Terror meeting?" Lady Satan asked.
"Well, we just found out that Alexander Wolf has been gathering materials for an interdimensional transporter and we believe that he might be trying to get help from another universe in dealing with us." Megavixen answered.
"What kind of help could that wolf dig up to take US down?" the Black Knight asked scoffingly.
"Does the phrase "'alternate reality duplicates of ourselves'" mean anything to you? As in, DO-GOODER counterparts to ourselves; individuals with many of the same abilities as us but who employ their talents toward more altruistic goals." Lady Satan pointed out, instantly figuring out Alexander Wolf's intentions.
Meanwhile, in a well hidden part of this alternate Earth, an elderly male cartoon wolf in a suit of green exo-armor was putting the finishing touches on his transporter device. "IF this works, I'll be able to travel to an alternate universe; hopefully one with heroic counterparts to the Toon Titans of Terror. If I can get people like that backing me up, I should be able to finally stop those villains and start making this world a better place for all the innocents of this world. Soon, I, Alexander Wolf, after seven long years of battling, will finally be victorious over this world's mightiest assemblage of villains." the wolf said as he prepared to activate the device and soon leapt through the produced portal.
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Looking around and seeing a frightened couple near the exiting end of portal he just went through, Alexander Wolf took off his helmet and said simply, "Sorry about that; didn't mean to scare you. I picked this exit spot for my portal, in fact, because it was an area so wide open that I might be able to AVOID scaring others when I exited. My name is..."
"Lex Wolf? The major businesstoon? What are you doing out here? Also, what's with the armor?" the female asked.
Alexander grinned slightly. There was no need to scare anybody with his arrival in this universe. Therefore he decided a little white lie might be the best option to avoid undo panic. "Well, I was testing a new means of rapid transit; a teleportation device with a range of literally thousands of miles. I just tested it on myself because I didn't want to chance anybody else getting hurt if the system had some bugs in it. As for the armor, well, that's in case the portal took me into a warzone." Alexander quickly explained. Actually, he WAS speaking the full truth about the middle part (the not wanting anybody else to get hurt if something went wrong part) and he was being HALF-truthful about the last part, so he wasn't being completely deceitful.
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Within a few minutes of very careful inquiries, Alexander Wolf was able to find his counterpart's business headquarters and, employing the element of surprise, overpower his counterpart and take his place before anybody copuld notice the switch. "I'm very sorry, Mister Wolf," Alexander began truthfully before adding "but I need to take your place temporarily and discreetly until I can get an audience with this world's super-toons and determine if they can help me.".
After he had his counterpart securely, but harmlessly, locked away, Alexander Wolf began exploring his counterpart's computer files using the passwords he lifted from his counterpart's head from when they were in physical contact (In his efforts to match the Toon Titans of Terror, Alexander Wolf had underwent a wide assortment of physical and mental upgrades over the last seven years via any means he could manage. As a result of those efforts, Alexander Wolf had not only rendered himself immune to involuntary telepathy [which means nobody can read his mind unless he WANTS them to {and even when he DOES want them to, it's VERY difficult}], but has also given himself the ability to read the minds of others with but a touch) transferring money sank into numerous shady deals to various ecology related charities (over the course of that touch, Alexander Wolf ALSO discovered that his counterpart, though successfully maintaining the pretense of being a well-respected businesstoon, was very crooked to say the least) AND tripled the salaries of all of his counterpart's employees (using "super-top-level final-decision code" so that not even his counterpart could cancel it once he escaped) while discreetly sending out a summons to the Toons United for the Greater Good (as his contact with his counterpart had told him were what the TTT's counterparts called themselves).
Withing minutes, Alexander saw three very familiar shadows and a not-so-familiar shadow outside the top floor office window. Turning around, Alexander Wolf was relieved to find that it was Powerhouse, Devilwoman, the Green Gagbag and the Manhunting Poultry rather than Mighty Mutt, Lady Satan, Power Bag and a new TTT member. "Come on in, lady and gentlemen. I'm very sorry for putting out the summons like that, but I'm afraid I have something very important that needs doing. First off, I would like to assure you that I am NOT the Alexander Wolf, or Lex Wolf as you are used to calling him, you are accustomed to dealing with and I will, in fact, be quite willing to undertake any test you can think of to demonstrate this fact."
The Manhunting Poultry carefully tried scanning Alexander's mind, but had trouble at first because of the anti-telepathy treatments Alexander had performed on himself. However, because he actually WANTED to have his mind read in this case, the Manhunting Poultry WAS eventually able to get through the psi-blocks and confirm Alexander's claims. The combination of Powerhouse's X-ray and microscopic visions and Devilwoman's deductive skills determined that it were also subtle differences in the DNA of this Wolf to the one they were used to dealing with.
With that, the T.U.G.G. members present agreed to let Alexander Wolf in the Tower under careful watch and, pressing a button, Alexander Wolf opened a secret room revealing his armor and told his counterpart's secretary via the intercom "In your account, you will find a direct deposit to the tone of $100, 000. Use it to take a very nice vacation with your husband and children."
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Up in T.U.G.G. Tower, Alexander Wolf started explaining his plight concerning the Toon Titans of Terror.
"In my universe, there is an evil organization known as the Toon Titans of Terror, who are basically evil versions of five of your organization's eight founding members. At least, until the Black Knight and the Savage Hunter very recently joined their group, expanding their group from five to seven. It started out with Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt, who made their debut twelve years ago. These two were the first super-villains to hit my universe since 1951. Lady Satan's real name is Rita Wayne; she started out as a mafia don's lovingly pampered pet cat; which she STILL is; but she became MORE THAN that twelve human years ago after she discreetly followed some of her owner's associates on a shakedown run. Well, one of their stops was at a science lab doing chemical research on animals, which is a practice I find QUITE appalling. Well, Rita was so thirsty by that point that she drank the chemicals from a few of the lab's vials. The result was Rita being infused with super-intelligence, the ability to emit hypersonic blasts from her vocal cords and mind control vision, powers Rita Wayne started using as Lady Satan.".
"Rita Wayne? Why, that's the same as YOUR real name, Dev." Powerhouse told Devilwoman, which earned him a stern glare. Though over the past twelve years, Powerhouse DID ultimately figure out that Devilwoman is a cat AND learn to eventually stop calling Devilwoman "DW", Powerhouse still wasn't always the sharpest knife in the drawer and could overstate the obvious with the best of them.
"Soon after Rita Wayne became Lady Satan, she met Runt Kent, VERY SHORTLY after he had returned to Earth from an experimental deep space rocket that exploded. The aliens who saved Runt's life infused him with a super-powered physiology but unintentionally twisted his mind. Well, Rita saw his potential, Runt became Mighty Mutt and the cat and dog became partners and, very soon after, husband and wife. Their ONLY good point is their total devotion to each other." Alexander Wolf continued.
"Total devotion to each other, eh? Well, at least ONE THING is the same in YOUR universe as THIS universe." a voice very familar to Alexander Wolf replied.
"SLAPPY? My old friend? In my universe, you died during World War Two. You can't believe how much I missed you. Oh, right, you're NOT her, are you?" Alexander said, first crying tears of joy, then letting out a sigh of regret, before continuing "Anyway, when Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt hit the scene and combined their efforts, bad became VERY bad. Three years after Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt hit the scene, Wally, Kyle and Diana Warner; or rather Vicious Streak, Power Bag and Megavixen; all escaped from toon limbo and very bad became even worse. Two years after those three escaped, they met up with Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt and they banded together into the Toon Titans of Terror, which made things WORSE STILL. Well, I came to this universe to ask for help in defeating the Toon Titans of Terror. Please don't refuse me. You don't know what it's like fighting alone in a universe of evil. YOU have an entire assemblage of heroism in this universe. In MINE, it's JUST ME! I'M literally the ONLY super-hero on my world; fighting alone against the Toon Titans of Terror for SEVEN YEARS. Oh, they've had OTHER foes, but they're all LONG dead."
The T.U.G.G. members all looked at Alexander Wolf sympathetically. Within seconds they came to a decision: "Okay, Alexander Wolf. Some of us will make the trip back with you." Devilwoman informed him and continued "Powerhouse, Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth, Cutie Queen, Titanium, Robo and I will accompany you back to your universe while eveybody else stays here to watch the world."
"I can teleport myself to your universe under my own power, Mister Wolf, but it's going to be QUITE an effort teleporting myself with SEVEN others." Titanium offered.
"Well, Doctor Loon and I can temporarily increase your dimensional crossover abilities with our magic to make it easier on YOU, Titanium and, by using our COMBINED magic, we'll reduce the energy load enough so that it isn't a burden on EITHER of us." Billie McCawber offered.
"Very well, Billie. Super-charge away." Titanium agreed.
With that, the team's two mystics pooled their energies and increased Titanium's dimensional-warping energies enough for him to easily teleport himself and seven others AND maintain the energy needed to power his armor's devices and so, Alexander Wolf, along with Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag, Cutie Queen, Titanium and Robo to square off against the Toon Titans of Terror.
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Instantly, the TTT's Black Knight was alerted of the heroes' arrival courtesy of the energy signature of Titanium's warps be so near-identical to his own that he could literally detect his counterpart's arrival within a 1, 000, 000 mile range.
"We've got company." the Black Knight said with a smirk.
To Be Continued
Amalgams Used
Toon Titans of Terror = Crime Syndicate + Animaniacs
Lady Satan = Owlman + Rita
Alexander Wolf = Alexander Luthor + Walter Wolf
Megavixen = Superwoman + Dot
Black Knight = Evil Titanium
Lex Wolf = Lex Luthor + Walter Wolf
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs + Tiny Toons
Savage Hunter = Evil Robo
Mighty Mutt = Ultraman + Runt
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel
Vicious Streak = Johnny Quick + Yakko
Power Bag = Power Ring + Wakko
Titanium = Steel + Alexander Armington
Robo = Lobo + Razor Armington
Doctor Loon = Doctor Strange + Shirley McLoon
Billie McCawber = Billie + Morgana McCawber
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"What is the purpose of this Toon Titans of Terror meeting?" Lady Satan asked.
"Well, we just found out that Alexander Wolf has been gathering materials for an interdimensional transporter and we believe that he might be trying to get help from another universe in dealing with us." Megavixen answered.
"What kind of help could that wolf dig up to take US down?" the Black Knight asked scoffingly.
"Does the phrase "'alternate reality duplicates of ourselves'" mean anything to you? As in, DO-GOODER counterparts to ourselves; individuals with many of the same abilities as us but who employ their talents toward more altruistic goals." Lady Satan pointed out, instantly figuring out Alexander Wolf's intentions.
Meanwhile, in a well hidden part of this alternate Earth, an elderly male cartoon wolf in a suit of green exo-armor was putting the finishing touches on his transporter device. "IF this works, I'll be able to travel to an alternate universe; hopefully one with heroic counterparts to the Toon Titans of Terror. If I can get people like that backing me up, I should be able to finally stop those villains and start making this world a better place for all the innocents of this world. Soon, I, Alexander Wolf, after seven long years of battling, will finally be victorious over this world's mightiest assemblage of villains." the wolf said as he prepared to activate the device and soon leapt through the produced portal.
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Looking around and seeing a frightened couple near the exiting end of portal he just went through, Alexander Wolf took off his helmet and said simply, "Sorry about that; didn't mean to scare you. I picked this exit spot for my portal, in fact, because it was an area so wide open that I might be able to AVOID scaring others when I exited. My name is..."
"Lex Wolf? The major businesstoon? What are you doing out here? Also, what's with the armor?" the female asked.
Alexander grinned slightly. There was no need to scare anybody with his arrival in this universe. Therefore he decided a little white lie might be the best option to avoid undo panic. "Well, I was testing a new means of rapid transit; a teleportation device with a range of literally thousands of miles. I just tested it on myself because I didn't want to chance anybody else getting hurt if the system had some bugs in it. As for the armor, well, that's in case the portal took me into a warzone." Alexander quickly explained. Actually, he WAS speaking the full truth about the middle part (the not wanting anybody else to get hurt if something went wrong part) and he was being HALF-truthful about the last part, so he wasn't being completely deceitful.
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Within a few minutes of very careful inquiries, Alexander Wolf was able to find his counterpart's business headquarters and, employing the element of surprise, overpower his counterpart and take his place before anybody copuld notice the switch. "I'm very sorry, Mister Wolf," Alexander began truthfully before adding "but I need to take your place temporarily and discreetly until I can get an audience with this world's super-toons and determine if they can help me.".
After he had his counterpart securely, but harmlessly, locked away, Alexander Wolf began exploring his counterpart's computer files using the passwords he lifted from his counterpart's head from when they were in physical contact (In his efforts to match the Toon Titans of Terror, Alexander Wolf had underwent a wide assortment of physical and mental upgrades over the last seven years via any means he could manage. As a result of those efforts, Alexander Wolf had not only rendered himself immune to involuntary telepathy [which means nobody can read his mind unless he WANTS them to {and even when he DOES want them to, it's VERY difficult}], but has also given himself the ability to read the minds of others with but a touch) transferring money sank into numerous shady deals to various ecology related charities (over the course of that touch, Alexander Wolf ALSO discovered that his counterpart, though successfully maintaining the pretense of being a well-respected businesstoon, was very crooked to say the least) AND tripled the salaries of all of his counterpart's employees (using "super-top-level final-decision code" so that not even his counterpart could cancel it once he escaped) while discreetly sending out a summons to the Toons United for the Greater Good (as his contact with his counterpart had told him were what the TTT's counterparts called themselves).
Withing minutes, Alexander saw three very familiar shadows and a not-so-familiar shadow outside the top floor office window. Turning around, Alexander Wolf was relieved to find that it was Powerhouse, Devilwoman, the Green Gagbag and the Manhunting Poultry rather than Mighty Mutt, Lady Satan, Power Bag and a new TTT member. "Come on in, lady and gentlemen. I'm very sorry for putting out the summons like that, but I'm afraid I have something very important that needs doing. First off, I would like to assure you that I am NOT the Alexander Wolf, or Lex Wolf as you are used to calling him, you are accustomed to dealing with and I will, in fact, be quite willing to undertake any test you can think of to demonstrate this fact."
The Manhunting Poultry carefully tried scanning Alexander's mind, but had trouble at first because of the anti-telepathy treatments Alexander had performed on himself. However, because he actually WANTED to have his mind read in this case, the Manhunting Poultry WAS eventually able to get through the psi-blocks and confirm Alexander's claims. The combination of Powerhouse's X-ray and microscopic visions and Devilwoman's deductive skills determined that it were also subtle differences in the DNA of this Wolf to the one they were used to dealing with.
With that, the T.U.G.G. members present agreed to let Alexander Wolf in the Tower under careful watch and, pressing a button, Alexander Wolf opened a secret room revealing his armor and told his counterpart's secretary via the intercom "In your account, you will find a direct deposit to the tone of $100, 000. Use it to take a very nice vacation with your husband and children."
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Up in T.U.G.G. Tower, Alexander Wolf started explaining his plight concerning the Toon Titans of Terror.
"In my universe, there is an evil organization known as the Toon Titans of Terror, who are basically evil versions of five of your organization's eight founding members. At least, until the Black Knight and the Savage Hunter very recently joined their group, expanding their group from five to seven. It started out with Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt, who made their debut twelve years ago. These two were the first super-villains to hit my universe since 1951. Lady Satan's real name is Rita Wayne; she started out as a mafia don's lovingly pampered pet cat; which she STILL is; but she became MORE THAN that twelve human years ago after she discreetly followed some of her owner's associates on a shakedown run. Well, one of their stops was at a science lab doing chemical research on animals, which is a practice I find QUITE appalling. Well, Rita was so thirsty by that point that she drank the chemicals from a few of the lab's vials. The result was Rita being infused with super-intelligence, the ability to emit hypersonic blasts from her vocal cords and mind control vision, powers Rita Wayne started using as Lady Satan.".
"Rita Wayne? Why, that's the same as YOUR real name, Dev." Powerhouse told Devilwoman, which earned him a stern glare. Though over the past twelve years, Powerhouse DID ultimately figure out that Devilwoman is a cat AND learn to eventually stop calling Devilwoman "DW", Powerhouse still wasn't always the sharpest knife in the drawer and could overstate the obvious with the best of them.
"Soon after Rita Wayne became Lady Satan, she met Runt Kent, VERY SHORTLY after he had returned to Earth from an experimental deep space rocket that exploded. The aliens who saved Runt's life infused him with a super-powered physiology but unintentionally twisted his mind. Well, Rita saw his potential, Runt became Mighty Mutt and the cat and dog became partners and, very soon after, husband and wife. Their ONLY good point is their total devotion to each other." Alexander Wolf continued.
"Total devotion to each other, eh? Well, at least ONE THING is the same in YOUR universe as THIS universe." a voice very familar to Alexander Wolf replied.
"SLAPPY? My old friend? In my universe, you died during World War Two. You can't believe how much I missed you. Oh, right, you're NOT her, are you?" Alexander said, first crying tears of joy, then letting out a sigh of regret, before continuing "Anyway, when Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt hit the scene and combined their efforts, bad became VERY bad. Three years after Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt hit the scene, Wally, Kyle and Diana Warner; or rather Vicious Streak, Power Bag and Megavixen; all escaped from toon limbo and very bad became even worse. Two years after those three escaped, they met up with Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt and they banded together into the Toon Titans of Terror, which made things WORSE STILL. Well, I came to this universe to ask for help in defeating the Toon Titans of Terror. Please don't refuse me. You don't know what it's like fighting alone in a universe of evil. YOU have an entire assemblage of heroism in this universe. In MINE, it's JUST ME! I'M literally the ONLY super-hero on my world; fighting alone against the Toon Titans of Terror for SEVEN YEARS. Oh, they've had OTHER foes, but they're all LONG dead."
The T.U.G.G. members all looked at Alexander Wolf sympathetically. Within seconds they came to a decision: "Okay, Alexander Wolf. Some of us will make the trip back with you." Devilwoman informed him and continued "Powerhouse, Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth, Cutie Queen, Titanium, Robo and I will accompany you back to your universe while eveybody else stays here to watch the world."
"I can teleport myself to your universe under my own power, Mister Wolf, but it's going to be QUITE an effort teleporting myself with SEVEN others." Titanium offered.
"Well, Doctor Loon and I can temporarily increase your dimensional crossover abilities with our magic to make it easier on YOU, Titanium and, by using our COMBINED magic, we'll reduce the energy load enough so that it isn't a burden on EITHER of us." Billie McCawber offered.
"Very well, Billie. Super-charge away." Titanium agreed.
With that, the team's two mystics pooled their energies and increased Titanium's dimensional-warping energies enough for him to easily teleport himself and seven others AND maintain the energy needed to power his armor's devices and so, Alexander Wolf, along with Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag, Cutie Queen, Titanium and Robo to square off against the Toon Titans of Terror.
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Instantly, the TTT's Black Knight was alerted of the heroes' arrival courtesy of the energy signature of Titanium's warps be so near-identical to his own that he could literally detect his counterpart's arrival within a 1, 000, 000 mile range.
"We've got company." the Black Knight said with a smirk.
To Be Continued
Amalgams Used
Toon Titans of Terror = Crime Syndicate + Animaniacs
Lady Satan = Owlman + Rita
Alexander Wolf = Alexander Luthor + Walter Wolf
Megavixen = Superwoman + Dot
Black Knight = Evil Titanium
Lex Wolf = Lex Luthor + Walter Wolf
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs + Tiny Toons
Savage Hunter = Evil Robo
Mighty Mutt = Ultraman + Runt
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel
Vicious Streak = Johnny Quick + Yakko
Power Bag = Power Ring + Wakko
Titanium = Steel + Alexander Armington
Robo = Lobo + Razor Armington
Doctor Loon = Doctor Strange + Shirley McLoon
Billie McCawber = Billie + Morgana McCawber