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Sorry it's taken so long to get this next chapter up, but I've been ill. Oh and I also wanted to say that I have nothing against Canada in anyway, but I had to make fun of somewhere, and it may as well be there. Americans seem to like getting at Canada. I don't really know why. I just join in.
Thanks loads for you reviews, don't stop writing them and as requested Kane will be making an apperance this very chapter.
That said, on with part 2. enjoy. and review.
WWF- Alone in the dark
Part 2
(The superstars are all walking along the dark streets of the nameless Canadian city, as they have been for the last hour, looking for a way out of the maze of narrow allyways and derelict buildings. They reach a crossroads, and can't quite decide which way to turn....)
Jeff: I'm your leader, and I say we go that way!
Rock: You are NOT OUR LEADER!!
Jeff: Am! Am am am!
Rock: For the HUNDRETH time-
Molly: Jericho....
Jericho: Yes, Molly?
Molly: Am I gonna make it out of here alive and with my sanity intact?
Austin: WHAT?!? I said everything else you have is intact!
Molly: Oh...I don't understand. What's that supposed to mean?
Rock: It means your still a vir-
Matt: Rock! Not in front of the kids!
Rock:........Jabroni.
Molly: But what if we get eaten alive by some horrible monster?
Rock: You won't if we go the way The Rock wants!!
Jeff: I'm the leader! I say we go left!
Rock: Right!
Jeff: LEFT!
Rock: Right is always right!
Jeff: Well, yeah, uh, left is the best!
Matt: *sigh* why don't we go down the middle?
Molly: There could be something scary down any one of them!
Kurt: Like- like a canadian!
Jericho: THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE IF THESE CANADA JOKES KEEP ON COMING!
RVD: Take a chill pill. Relax.
Jericho: You are SO annoying.
RVD:.....cool.
Matt: I think we should give Jeff a try as leader, Rock. If he louses this one up, I'll help you strip him of his leadership myself!
Mai Young: Did someone say strip?
Rock: Aw man. Talk about cheap pops. Get outta here ya old hag! (The Rock boots her out into the darkness)
Jeff: Geez Rock...wasn't that a little mean?
Rock: *shrugs* Her pie was past its sell by date.
Jeff: Matt what does that mean?
Matt: Nothing Jeff.
Jeff: I'm gonna tell Lita you said it about her and if it means nothing it dosen't matter, right?
Matt: *groans* Why me?
Matt: Let's just give Jeff a chance... let's go left it's a good a way as any. (Jericho stops after another minute of walking)
Jericho: I still don't see why we have to be in Canada. I'm sick of people being mean to my homeland. And we DO have streetlights. The author should find somewhere else to pick on!
Author:(runs on) Would you prefer to be lost in france?
Jericho: ........no.
Author: THEN SHUT UP THEN! And look over there.
Rock: There isn't anything there you little- where'd she go?
Matt: ....She was hot.
(Ahem. Anyway, back to the story)
Austin: Listen up jackasses! What? I said I think there IS something over there!
Noise from the darkness ahead: Hisssssssssss
Everyone: AAAAAAAH!
Jeff: I told you we should have gone right!
Rock: Grrrrr...
RVD: Hey, it's cool.
(Jericho punches RVD in the face)
RVD: Ow...not cool.
Jericho: Sorry....I was aiming for the wall.
Rock: Well whichever of you jabronies is making that hissing sound had better stop, or the Rock's gonna take this half-brick, shine it up REAL nice-
Matt: It's not me already.
Jeff: *giggles* hssssfffsss...
Matt: Jeff that isn't even a realistic hissing sound. It's not him either. Rock.
Austin: What? I said it;s not me! What? Y'all deaf.
Jericho: Don't look at me.
Kurt: Don't snakes go hiss?
Molly: Golly gosh...it's not me.
RVD: I'm cool. (Everyone looks suspiciously at The Rock)
Rock: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT! It's not The Rock! (silence falls)
Noise from the darkness: Hisssssss...
All: EEEEEEEK!
Matt: Jeff, if you're our leader, what should we do?
Jeff: Uh....try to reason with it?
Rock: Wrong answer Jabroni! (runs off into the distance)
Matt: ....uh....(looks nervous and then runs after him, and eveyone else follows. They run into an abandoned retal park with large warehouses)
Jericho: This way! (he starts to climb the fire escape of one of the buildings)
Kurt: All the way up there?!?
Jericho: YOU GOTTA BETTER IDEA?!?
Noise close behind them: hisssssssss
(The others all follow Jericho up onto the flat roof of the warehouse)
Matt: NOW WHERE?!?
Jericho: I think I saw something from the ground...but it's to dark...I can't tell.
Kurt: Here, let me help! (the roof is lit up as Angle turns on a huge torch)
RVD: Cool!
Rock:.........
Matt:..........
Austin:.......Jackass.
Rock: You mean to tell The Rock, The GREAT One, that you have had that powerful torch ALL ALONG....and you didn't tell The Rock?
Kurt: uh.......yeh.
Rock: THAT'S IT!! THE ROCK IS GONNA KICK YOUR CANDY ASS ALL THE WAY TO OUTER MONGOLIA!!
Kurt: Yes please! Anywhere is better than staying here with you milk haters! Even-even-even France!
Matt: (clouts Angle round the jaw) Language! Please! Didn't your Mom ever tell you not to use the 'F' word?
Kurt: Yes she did but I don't think she meant....(Falls silent at a glare from Matt)
Austin: So where do we go now smartass?
Molly: Up here we're sitting ducks for that hissing thing!
Jericho: Kurt, shine your torch over there...yes, I thought so!
Rock: What in the blue hell is that?
Jericho: There's a ladder stretched over the gap between this warehouse and the next!
Rock: ....Are you saying what The Rock thinks you are saying?
Jericho: We can walk across the ladder onto the next roof, and that hissing thing down there that's been suspiciously quiet for the last few minutes won't know where we've gone!
Kurt: But I'm scared of heights! What if it falls off, or breaks?
Matt: I think it's a choice between that and old hissy down there!
Rock: ...old hissy?
Matt: Or we stay on this roof forever, so I miss Smackdown, and my VERY emotional making up scene with Lita! And I am NOT gonna miss that, not for you, not for anybody!
Jericho: If we're gonna do it.....I say our wise and wonderful leader goes first, to check it's safe.
Jeff: But you all said I wasn't your leader!
Rock: The Rock's a fair guy....you can be leader untill we are all safe across the ladder. Then we'll see who's the REAL leader.
Jeff: *sniff* Thanyou...I'm so touched.
Matt: We're gonna get Kurt to keep the torch on you, Jeff. Go ahead, it's ok.
(Jeff starts to cross the ladder shakily, and gains confidence as he walks, but halfway across the ladder the light suddenly goes off him.)
Jeff: Hey! Kurt! Quit playing! I'm telling on you! Or I would, if I could turn around without falling off....I can't see my feet...oh man...I can't see anything! Where are you guys! Matt! Help!
(Back on the roof)
Kurt: Look Rock! If I shine the torch under my chin I look all scary!
Rock: The Rock says.....help.
Jericho: You always look scary Kurt.
Kurt: Oh, oh, oh, you nasty person! Why don't you stop insulting me and get a life!
Jericho: Why don't you stop being such an ass clown and get a neck, medal boy?
Kurt: I have a neck! It's just hiding.
Matt: Jeff, are you ok?
Jeff: (faintly)....no.
Matt: Okay Jeff, just stay still, I'm gonna get Kurt to shine the torch on you... (Matt looks at Kurt trying to shove the torch down Jericho's throat)....But it might take a while, ok? Just don't move. Oh Kurt, now you're gonna have to put the batteries back in...
Jeff: Matt? Matt, I'm scared. Am I gonna die? Matt? Don't leave me. I can't even see any light behind me now. Why have you turned the torch off? Have you all gone? Am I all alone......Matt? Don't go.....huh?
Noise further along the ladder: hisssssssssss
Jeff: Get away! Matt! Why did you leave me alone? I'm scared! There's something here! Get away from me! Leave me alone! I don't wanna die.... (Jeff tries to take a blind step back and nearly falls as he misses the ladder.)
Noise(getting closer): Hissssssssss!
Jeff: EEEEEEEK! Don't kill me! Kill The Rock!
Noise: Hisssss....hello.
Jeff: EEEK....hello?
(Kurt finally gets his batteries back from where he put them down the back of Jericho's shirt, and focuses the light on Jeff, only to reveal standing on the ladder a step away from him....)
Jeff:.....STEF?!?
Stef: Uh.....hi.
Matt: Jeff, get your ass back over here! (Jeff turns around and walks back to the roof where the others are waiting, and Stef follows him.)
Jericho: WOAH! What's with the ho?
Stef: Screw you, Jericho! I've been trying to catch up with you guys for ages!
Rock: So what's with the hissing noise?
Jericho: Isn't it obvious? She's having a hissy fit!
Stef: Ha ha ha ha ha....I hate you, Jericho. ACTUALLY, I punctured one of my boobs- it's been deflating all day.
Molly: Golly gosh but you scared us you big dufus! Why didn't you tell us it was you?
Stef: I tried! You all kept screaming and running away!
Jericho: Surely you're used to that by now?
Stef: Does he HAVE to be here?
RVD: Don't worry, it's cool.
Rock: The rock says quit saying that word!
RVD: Which word? I'm cool!
Rock: That word!
RVD: But all words are cool.
Rock: Shut it jabroni! I have a half-brick here!
Molly: Are you STILL carrying that half-brick around you found earlier?
Rock: Well....
(They all decide to go back down the fire escape, and start walking in the vague direction of the stadium again)
Kurt: Wowee, nothing bad has happend to us for a whole five minutes!
Austin: JACKASS!
Kurt: What?
Rock: You jinxed us!
Kurt: I did n- (suddenly an ominous growl comes from the mouth of an alley)
All: EEEEEEEEK!
Rock: Jeff Hardy, get off the people's arm, dammit!
Jeff: Is...is it a monster?
Stef: Have I just stepped into some kind of alien movie here? Ah, Jericho? You can stop hugging me now.
Jericho: Just, um, searching for firearms!
Jeff: STRIP SEARCH!!
Molly: PERVERT!
Jeff: YUP!!
Mai Young: Did someone say strip?
Rock: GO AWAY!
(Another growl comes from the allyway, so Kurt shines his torch on it,to reveal a little brown mogrel dog with no collar and a black patch of fur around one of his eyes)
Molly: AWWWWWWWWW!! How cute!!
Rock:.....What is that?
Jericho: It's what Stef becomes every full moon!
Stef: I'm not laughing Jericho.
Jericho: Sure you are.
Molly: Come here boy. Come on Shane. Come here.
Austin: WHAT?
RVD: Shane?
Molly: Yup, he's called Shane!! Isn't he adorable?!?
Matt: More so than his namesake I suppose.
Molly: (To The Rock) Can I keep him? Huh? Huh?
Rock: Who do you think The Rock is, your daddy?
Molly: No, more like my mommy! Can I keep him, mommy? Please?
Rock:.....? MOMMY?!? The Rock is gonna take that dog, shine it up REAL nice-
Matt: OKAY ROCK....don't even go there!
Austin: WHAT?
Molly: What about poor little Shane-o!
Jeff: As your leader, I declare you have my permission to keep him!
Molly: Yippee!
Jericho: YOU ARE NOT OUR LEADER, DUMBASS!
Rock: For once, The Rock agrees.
Jeff: OH YEAH? Well I DESERVE to be the leader 'cos I can beat all you guys at ANYTHING!
Rock: IS THAT SO? Well The Rock says that we set up a little challenge to see who the better man REALLY is! (The Rock looks thoughtful for a minute)
Rock: Okay Jabronies, here's what we're gonna do......
(While most of the guys go and huddle in a corner with The Rock, heads together and whispering, Kurt sets his torch up so that it illuminates the small courtyard they have found themselves in)
Molly: Roll over Shane....look, Matt! He's rolling over!
Matt: .....He is?
Molly: He sure is! He's just doing it so super fast your eyes can't even see him doing it!
Matt: If you say so.
Molly: I sure do! Who's a smart puppy then?
Shane: WOOF!
Kane: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING OUT HERE?
Jericho: I was leading these losers out of here. Not you Molly, don't look like that.
Matt: What are you doing here, Kane?
Kane: I WAS LOOKING FOR-
Jeff: Kane, why do you speak in capitals?
Matt: What are you on about, Jeff?
Jeff: I don't know....
Kane: (Gives Jeff a strange look) ANYWAY-I AM LOOKING FOR MY DOG.
Matt: uh.....a dog? Around here?
Molly: (getting hurridly to her feet and hiding Shane behind her) Did you say you were looking for a dog?!?
Kane:YES.
Matt: Uh....what does this dog look like?
Kane: SMALL, BROWN.
Matt: Oh, a little mogrel with black fur around one eye?
Kane: YES! YES, THAT'S IT!
Molly: (whacks Matt over the head) No, sorry, haven't seen him.
Kane: HER, ACTUALLY.
Molly:.....Her?
Kane: HER.
Molly: But- but- Shane-
Matt: Woah....Shane's a girl!
Rock: The Rock knew that already.
Matt: The dog, dumbass.
Rock: Oh.
Molly: (Picks Shane up) My Shane is NOT a girl!
Kane: APHRODITE!
Jericho: (Raises one eyebrow)....Aphrodite?
Matt: You called your dog Aphrodite? Isn't she, like, the Greek goddess of love?
Rock: The Rock hates to think why you call your dog a goddess of love.
Matt: Okay Rocky! Let's not pursue that!
Kane: GIVE ME APHRODITE BACK!
Molly: His name's Shane!
Kane: HER NAME'S APHRODITE!
Molly: Shane!
Kane: APHR-
Austin: Shadup!
MollY; If he's yours, then why wasn't he wearing a collar? Answer that!
Kane: GLADLY! A FRIEND GAVE HER TO ME JUST A WEEK AGO, BUT I HAD ALREADY BOUGHT HER A LOVLEY PINK COLLAR SO I COULD TAKE HER WALKING. I WAS DOING JUST THAT EARLIER TODAY WHEN SOME YOUNG CANADIAN SKINHEADS MUGGED ME, AND STRIPPED HER COLLAR OFF, AND-
Mai Young: I KNOW someone said strip THIS time!
All: SHUT UP!!
Shane/Aphrodite: Woof!
Thanks for reading, that's the end of Part 2, Part 3 will be up next week hopefully, or maybe early in the week after that, seeing as this went up a bit late.
Please review, and if anyone has anymore character requests, don't hesitate to ask, unless it's Val Venis, in which case just don't ask at all. Unless you don't mind him being run over before he can say anything. Any other requests about anything also welcome. I haven't decided who the final leader is gonna be yet.... so if you want tell me who you think it should be. And don't bother if your name is Mole. I KNOW ALREADY WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE LEADER! And he's not gonna be it, even if he IS the undisputed champion!
Ahem. Anyway, please review.
And if you liked this, please check out two of my other fics for more of the same kind of chaos-
WWF SLUMBER PARTY and
WWF BLIND DATE.
Sorry it's taken so long to get this next chapter up, but I've been ill. Oh and I also wanted to say that I have nothing against Canada in anyway, but I had to make fun of somewhere, and it may as well be there. Americans seem to like getting at Canada. I don't really know why. I just join in.
Thanks loads for you reviews, don't stop writing them and as requested Kane will be making an apperance this very chapter.
That said, on with part 2. enjoy. and review.
WWF- Alone in the dark
Part 2
(The superstars are all walking along the dark streets of the nameless Canadian city, as they have been for the last hour, looking for a way out of the maze of narrow allyways and derelict buildings. They reach a crossroads, and can't quite decide which way to turn....)
Jeff: I'm your leader, and I say we go that way!
Rock: You are NOT OUR LEADER!!
Jeff: Am! Am am am!
Rock: For the HUNDRETH time-
Molly: Jericho....
Jericho: Yes, Molly?
Molly: Am I gonna make it out of here alive and with my sanity intact?
Austin: WHAT?!? I said everything else you have is intact!
Molly: Oh...I don't understand. What's that supposed to mean?
Rock: It means your still a vir-
Matt: Rock! Not in front of the kids!
Rock:........Jabroni.
Molly: But what if we get eaten alive by some horrible monster?
Rock: You won't if we go the way The Rock wants!!
Jeff: I'm the leader! I say we go left!
Rock: Right!
Jeff: LEFT!
Rock: Right is always right!
Jeff: Well, yeah, uh, left is the best!
Matt: *sigh* why don't we go down the middle?
Molly: There could be something scary down any one of them!
Kurt: Like- like a canadian!
Jericho: THAT'S IT!! I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE IF THESE CANADA JOKES KEEP ON COMING!
RVD: Take a chill pill. Relax.
Jericho: You are SO annoying.
RVD:.....cool.
Matt: I think we should give Jeff a try as leader, Rock. If he louses this one up, I'll help you strip him of his leadership myself!
Mai Young: Did someone say strip?
Rock: Aw man. Talk about cheap pops. Get outta here ya old hag! (The Rock boots her out into the darkness)
Jeff: Geez Rock...wasn't that a little mean?
Rock: *shrugs* Her pie was past its sell by date.
Jeff: Matt what does that mean?
Matt: Nothing Jeff.
Jeff: I'm gonna tell Lita you said it about her and if it means nothing it dosen't matter, right?
Matt: *groans* Why me?
Matt: Let's just give Jeff a chance... let's go left it's a good a way as any. (Jericho stops after another minute of walking)
Jericho: I still don't see why we have to be in Canada. I'm sick of people being mean to my homeland. And we DO have streetlights. The author should find somewhere else to pick on!
Author:(runs on) Would you prefer to be lost in france?
Jericho: ........no.
Author: THEN SHUT UP THEN! And look over there.
Rock: There isn't anything there you little- where'd she go?
Matt: ....She was hot.
(Ahem. Anyway, back to the story)
Austin: Listen up jackasses! What? I said I think there IS something over there!
Noise from the darkness ahead: Hisssssssssss
Everyone: AAAAAAAH!
Jeff: I told you we should have gone right!
Rock: Grrrrr...
RVD: Hey, it's cool.
(Jericho punches RVD in the face)
RVD: Ow...not cool.
Jericho: Sorry....I was aiming for the wall.
Rock: Well whichever of you jabronies is making that hissing sound had better stop, or the Rock's gonna take this half-brick, shine it up REAL nice-
Matt: It's not me already.
Jeff: *giggles* hssssfffsss...
Matt: Jeff that isn't even a realistic hissing sound. It's not him either. Rock.
Austin: What? I said it;s not me! What? Y'all deaf.
Jericho: Don't look at me.
Kurt: Don't snakes go hiss?
Molly: Golly gosh...it's not me.
RVD: I'm cool. (Everyone looks suspiciously at The Rock)
Rock: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT! It's not The Rock! (silence falls)
Noise from the darkness: Hisssssss...
All: EEEEEEEK!
Matt: Jeff, if you're our leader, what should we do?
Jeff: Uh....try to reason with it?
Rock: Wrong answer Jabroni! (runs off into the distance)
Matt: ....uh....(looks nervous and then runs after him, and eveyone else follows. They run into an abandoned retal park with large warehouses)
Jericho: This way! (he starts to climb the fire escape of one of the buildings)
Kurt: All the way up there?!?
Jericho: YOU GOTTA BETTER IDEA?!?
Noise close behind them: hisssssssss
(The others all follow Jericho up onto the flat roof of the warehouse)
Matt: NOW WHERE?!?
Jericho: I think I saw something from the ground...but it's to dark...I can't tell.
Kurt: Here, let me help! (the roof is lit up as Angle turns on a huge torch)
RVD: Cool!
Rock:.........
Matt:..........
Austin:.......Jackass.
Rock: You mean to tell The Rock, The GREAT One, that you have had that powerful torch ALL ALONG....and you didn't tell The Rock?
Kurt: uh.......yeh.
Rock: THAT'S IT!! THE ROCK IS GONNA KICK YOUR CANDY ASS ALL THE WAY TO OUTER MONGOLIA!!
Kurt: Yes please! Anywhere is better than staying here with you milk haters! Even-even-even France!
Matt: (clouts Angle round the jaw) Language! Please! Didn't your Mom ever tell you not to use the 'F' word?
Kurt: Yes she did but I don't think she meant....(Falls silent at a glare from Matt)
Austin: So where do we go now smartass?
Molly: Up here we're sitting ducks for that hissing thing!
Jericho: Kurt, shine your torch over there...yes, I thought so!
Rock: What in the blue hell is that?
Jericho: There's a ladder stretched over the gap between this warehouse and the next!
Rock: ....Are you saying what The Rock thinks you are saying?
Jericho: We can walk across the ladder onto the next roof, and that hissing thing down there that's been suspiciously quiet for the last few minutes won't know where we've gone!
Kurt: But I'm scared of heights! What if it falls off, or breaks?
Matt: I think it's a choice between that and old hissy down there!
Rock: ...old hissy?
Matt: Or we stay on this roof forever, so I miss Smackdown, and my VERY emotional making up scene with Lita! And I am NOT gonna miss that, not for you, not for anybody!
Jericho: If we're gonna do it.....I say our wise and wonderful leader goes first, to check it's safe.
Jeff: But you all said I wasn't your leader!
Rock: The Rock's a fair guy....you can be leader untill we are all safe across the ladder. Then we'll see who's the REAL leader.
Jeff: *sniff* Thanyou...I'm so touched.
Matt: We're gonna get Kurt to keep the torch on you, Jeff. Go ahead, it's ok.
(Jeff starts to cross the ladder shakily, and gains confidence as he walks, but halfway across the ladder the light suddenly goes off him.)
Jeff: Hey! Kurt! Quit playing! I'm telling on you! Or I would, if I could turn around without falling off....I can't see my feet...oh man...I can't see anything! Where are you guys! Matt! Help!
(Back on the roof)
Kurt: Look Rock! If I shine the torch under my chin I look all scary!
Rock: The Rock says.....help.
Jericho: You always look scary Kurt.
Kurt: Oh, oh, oh, you nasty person! Why don't you stop insulting me and get a life!
Jericho: Why don't you stop being such an ass clown and get a neck, medal boy?
Kurt: I have a neck! It's just hiding.
Matt: Jeff, are you ok?
Jeff: (faintly)....no.
Matt: Okay Jeff, just stay still, I'm gonna get Kurt to shine the torch on you... (Matt looks at Kurt trying to shove the torch down Jericho's throat)....But it might take a while, ok? Just don't move. Oh Kurt, now you're gonna have to put the batteries back in...
Jeff: Matt? Matt, I'm scared. Am I gonna die? Matt? Don't leave me. I can't even see any light behind me now. Why have you turned the torch off? Have you all gone? Am I all alone......Matt? Don't go.....huh?
Noise further along the ladder: hisssssssssss
Jeff: Get away! Matt! Why did you leave me alone? I'm scared! There's something here! Get away from me! Leave me alone! I don't wanna die.... (Jeff tries to take a blind step back and nearly falls as he misses the ladder.)
Noise(getting closer): Hissssssssss!
Jeff: EEEEEEEK! Don't kill me! Kill The Rock!
Noise: Hisssss....hello.
Jeff: EEEK....hello?
(Kurt finally gets his batteries back from where he put them down the back of Jericho's shirt, and focuses the light on Jeff, only to reveal standing on the ladder a step away from him....)
Jeff:.....STEF?!?
Stef: Uh.....hi.
Matt: Jeff, get your ass back over here! (Jeff turns around and walks back to the roof where the others are waiting, and Stef follows him.)
Jericho: WOAH! What's with the ho?
Stef: Screw you, Jericho! I've been trying to catch up with you guys for ages!
Rock: So what's with the hissing noise?
Jericho: Isn't it obvious? She's having a hissy fit!
Stef: Ha ha ha ha ha....I hate you, Jericho. ACTUALLY, I punctured one of my boobs- it's been deflating all day.
Molly: Golly gosh but you scared us you big dufus! Why didn't you tell us it was you?
Stef: I tried! You all kept screaming and running away!
Jericho: Surely you're used to that by now?
Stef: Does he HAVE to be here?
RVD: Don't worry, it's cool.
Rock: The rock says quit saying that word!
RVD: Which word? I'm cool!
Rock: That word!
RVD: But all words are cool.
Rock: Shut it jabroni! I have a half-brick here!
Molly: Are you STILL carrying that half-brick around you found earlier?
Rock: Well....
(They all decide to go back down the fire escape, and start walking in the vague direction of the stadium again)
Kurt: Wowee, nothing bad has happend to us for a whole five minutes!
Austin: JACKASS!
Kurt: What?
Rock: You jinxed us!
Kurt: I did n- (suddenly an ominous growl comes from the mouth of an alley)
All: EEEEEEEEK!
Rock: Jeff Hardy, get off the people's arm, dammit!
Jeff: Is...is it a monster?
Stef: Have I just stepped into some kind of alien movie here? Ah, Jericho? You can stop hugging me now.
Jericho: Just, um, searching for firearms!
Jeff: STRIP SEARCH!!
Molly: PERVERT!
Jeff: YUP!!
Mai Young: Did someone say strip?
Rock: GO AWAY!
(Another growl comes from the allyway, so Kurt shines his torch on it,to reveal a little brown mogrel dog with no collar and a black patch of fur around one of his eyes)
Molly: AWWWWWWWWW!! How cute!!
Rock:.....What is that?
Jericho: It's what Stef becomes every full moon!
Stef: I'm not laughing Jericho.
Jericho: Sure you are.
Molly: Come here boy. Come on Shane. Come here.
Austin: WHAT?
RVD: Shane?
Molly: Yup, he's called Shane!! Isn't he adorable?!?
Matt: More so than his namesake I suppose.
Molly: (To The Rock) Can I keep him? Huh? Huh?
Rock: Who do you think The Rock is, your daddy?
Molly: No, more like my mommy! Can I keep him, mommy? Please?
Rock:.....? MOMMY?!? The Rock is gonna take that dog, shine it up REAL nice-
Matt: OKAY ROCK....don't even go there!
Austin: WHAT?
Molly: What about poor little Shane-o!
Jeff: As your leader, I declare you have my permission to keep him!
Molly: Yippee!
Jericho: YOU ARE NOT OUR LEADER, DUMBASS!
Rock: For once, The Rock agrees.
Jeff: OH YEAH? Well I DESERVE to be the leader 'cos I can beat all you guys at ANYTHING!
Rock: IS THAT SO? Well The Rock says that we set up a little challenge to see who the better man REALLY is! (The Rock looks thoughtful for a minute)
Rock: Okay Jabronies, here's what we're gonna do......
(While most of the guys go and huddle in a corner with The Rock, heads together and whispering, Kurt sets his torch up so that it illuminates the small courtyard they have found themselves in)
Molly: Roll over Shane....look, Matt! He's rolling over!
Matt: .....He is?
Molly: He sure is! He's just doing it so super fast your eyes can't even see him doing it!
Matt: If you say so.
Molly: I sure do! Who's a smart puppy then?
Shane: WOOF!
Kane: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING OUT HERE?
Jericho: I was leading these losers out of here. Not you Molly, don't look like that.
Matt: What are you doing here, Kane?
Kane: I WAS LOOKING FOR-
Jeff: Kane, why do you speak in capitals?
Matt: What are you on about, Jeff?
Jeff: I don't know....
Kane: (Gives Jeff a strange look) ANYWAY-I AM LOOKING FOR MY DOG.
Matt: uh.....a dog? Around here?
Molly: (getting hurridly to her feet and hiding Shane behind her) Did you say you were looking for a dog?!?
Kane:YES.
Matt: Uh....what does this dog look like?
Kane: SMALL, BROWN.
Matt: Oh, a little mogrel with black fur around one eye?
Kane: YES! YES, THAT'S IT!
Molly: (whacks Matt over the head) No, sorry, haven't seen him.
Kane: HER, ACTUALLY.
Molly:.....Her?
Kane: HER.
Molly: But- but- Shane-
Matt: Woah....Shane's a girl!
Rock: The Rock knew that already.
Matt: The dog, dumbass.
Rock: Oh.
Molly: (Picks Shane up) My Shane is NOT a girl!
Kane: APHRODITE!
Jericho: (Raises one eyebrow)....Aphrodite?
Matt: You called your dog Aphrodite? Isn't she, like, the Greek goddess of love?
Rock: The Rock hates to think why you call your dog a goddess of love.
Matt: Okay Rocky! Let's not pursue that!
Kane: GIVE ME APHRODITE BACK!
Molly: His name's Shane!
Kane: HER NAME'S APHRODITE!
Molly: Shane!
Kane: APHR-
Austin: Shadup!
MollY; If he's yours, then why wasn't he wearing a collar? Answer that!
Kane: GLADLY! A FRIEND GAVE HER TO ME JUST A WEEK AGO, BUT I HAD ALREADY BOUGHT HER A LOVLEY PINK COLLAR SO I COULD TAKE HER WALKING. I WAS DOING JUST THAT EARLIER TODAY WHEN SOME YOUNG CANADIAN SKINHEADS MUGGED ME, AND STRIPPED HER COLLAR OFF, AND-
Mai Young: I KNOW someone said strip THIS time!
All: SHUT UP!!
Shane/Aphrodite: Woof!
Thanks for reading, that's the end of Part 2, Part 3 will be up next week hopefully, or maybe early in the week after that, seeing as this went up a bit late.
Please review, and if anyone has anymore character requests, don't hesitate to ask, unless it's Val Venis, in which case just don't ask at all. Unless you don't mind him being run over before he can say anything. Any other requests about anything also welcome. I haven't decided who the final leader is gonna be yet.... so if you want tell me who you think it should be. And don't bother if your name is Mole. I KNOW ALREADY WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE LEADER! And he's not gonna be it, even if he IS the undisputed champion!
Ahem. Anyway, please review.
And if you liked this, please check out two of my other fics for more of the same kind of chaos-
WWF SLUMBER PARTY and
WWF BLIND DATE.