Note: Both components of every Amalgam used in this story is copyrighted by individuals other than myself, so I have absolutely no profit motive with this story. Of course, you already knew that, but I just had to put in this disclaimer so that you'd know I didn't forget.
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Just as Doctor Loon and Billie McCawber were about to create a dimensional gateway to allow some of their teammates to travel into the home universe of the Toon Titans of Terror, the T.U.G.G. members all saw a large flash of light out of the corner of their eyes and turned around, seeing for themselves that the effort was unnecessary. Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag, Cutie Queen, Titanium and Robo HAD returned with Lady Satan, Mighty Mutt, Megavixen and the Savage Hunter in tow. "Well, it was obviously an overall triumph. The only real loose end now is, what do we do with them?" Elastic Mouse asked.
"Well, we COULD conjure up a reinforced energy bubble and permanently banish these seven to dimensional limbo. All we would need would be the energy from Green Gagbag and Power Bag's combined gag bags mixed with the mystic energy of Doctor Loon and/or Billie McCawber and then my dimensional transport powers could do the rest." Titanium suggested before adding "Speaking of which, I have to thank Green Gagbag for transferring the absorbed energy of those force field bubbles to my armor to give me the energy to transport ALL of us home and still maintain my armor's full strength, but how was that device able to stay in existence after he got knocked out and seperated from his gag bag for a couple of minutes?".
"Well, the energy absorbed from those force field bubbles allowed the device Green Gagbag used to aid our escape to maintain its structural intergrity MORE THAN long enough for Green Gagbag to regain consciousness and get back in contact with his gag bag." Devilwoman answered before Lady Satan started to stir. Using a carefully aimed hypersonic blast, Lady Satan was about to keep the T.U.G.G. off-balance just long enough for her to rush over to the still-unconscious Mighty Mutt and activate a device in her utility belt, which allowed her and Mighty Mutt to escape, leaving only a note in their stead.
Once they regained their bearings, the T.U.G.G. picked up the note and Devilwoman read:
"Foolish heroes. The same formula that gave me my mind control gaze, hypersonic vocal blasts and increased intellect ALSO makes me immune to gas, but I merely decided to play possum until I had a perfect opportunity to escape with my husband. Fortunately, I know enough Far East meditation techniques to slow my own breathing and heart rate enough to fool even my do-gooder counterpart into thinking I really was unconscious. Of course, in all fairness, even after seven years of fighting us, he never got a chance to TRY IT, so even Alexander Wolf never knew I am immune to gas. After you were all convinced that my team was all defeated, I simply took advantage of your false sense of security and used a device I acquired in my team's battle with that goody-goody CEO of the Cosmos (when my team killed the no-good do-gooder five years ago) to give Mighty Mutt and I a one-way ticket back to our own universe. You may have won THIS round, but this is FAR FROM OVER. Signed, Lady Satan."
"Blast it! I can't BELIEVE I let myself get so overconfident as to neglect to search her. I've been a super-hero for TWELVE YEARS and I made a mistake that A ROOKIE wouldn't have made and BECAUSE of that mistake, two of our enemies GOT AWAY." Devilwoman said, verbally chewing herself out over what just happened.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Dev. We ALL made that mistake; NOT JUST YOU. We didn't search her because we all figured the gas would be strong enough to put her out long enough for us to securely imprison her and, by the time she came to, it WOULDN'T MATTER what kind of gizmos she was packing. That was a logical error in judgement because, well, as the note said, even Alexander Wolf never knew Lady Satan is immune to gas and he has been fighting these villains for seven years. Look, you are one of the smartest individuals I know, but even YOU can't think of everything ALL THE TIME. Most of the time, but not ALL the time." Powerhouse said as he gently rubbed Devilwoman's shoulders.
"Powerhouse, I'm one of the very few members of this team with NO super-powers. This means that I have to compensate for this limitation with intellect and THAT means I HAVE TO think of everything all of the time. That's what this team counts on me to do. This time, I DIDN'T do my job properly. I know you're trying to be realistic, and I DO appreciate that, but even ONE mistake in this business could conceivably be the literal end of the universe. There is absolutely NO ROOM for realistic when the fate of the entire universe hangs in the balance an average of twice a month." Devilwoman said before starting to succumb to Powerhouse's shoulder massage. As much as she hated to admit it, this shoulder massage WAS making her feel a LITTLE better.
"Hey, we still have the others and five out of seven of the Toon Titans of Terror trapped in dimensional limbo means that the good Alexander Wolf's universe is still well on its way to becoming a much safer place." Powerhouse replied soothingly.
"Yeah, I suppose you're right, Powerhouse. The T.U.G.G. managed to nail five of those super-creeps and we'll get Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt next time." Devilwoman relented.
Meanwhile, Green Gagbag opened both his and Power Bag's gag bags (Power Bag's bag was attuned to his specific DNA, but Green Gagbag, as Power Bag's alternate universe counterpart, could ALSO work the bag because their DNA was identical) and used the combined emerald energy to create a force field bubble that entrapped Vicious Streak, Power Bag, Megavixen, the Black Knight and the Savage Hunter. It wasn't long before Doctor Loon and Billie McCawber used their combined mystic powers, first to make the energy bubble even stronger AND negate the Black Knight's dimensional warping powers, and then to augment the residual excess energy still within Titanium from the force field energy Green Gagbag fed him. After that was done, Titanium put his hands on the bubble and transported himself and the captured villains to dimensional limbo, though he made the trip back to the T.U.G.G.'s universe alone. While there was still some residual warp energy from Titanium's round trip to dimensional limbo, Green Gagbag, Doctor Loon and Billie produced a series of warning signs using every language in every universe:
"Warning: Do NOT Go Near This Bubble! Contained Within This Bubble Are Five Extremely Dangerous Super-Villains (that's what every translation reads)!".
After that was taken care of (and Green Gagbag had merged Power Bag's gag bag with his own to make the gag bag twice as powerful), Skunkgirl replied "Well, Titanium, I DO believe we have a dinner engagement at a rather fancy restaurant in a half-hour." with a smile.
Returning her smile, Titanium said "Indeed, we do." as the two heroes walked off arm-in-arm toward the teleporters.
"Well, Billie and I had better be going too. After all, we ALSO have a dinner reservation at a rather nice restaurant tonight." Elastic Mouse said with a sheepish grin as he and Billie also headed for the teleporters arm-in-arm.
Powerhouse looked lovingly at Devilwoman and asked "So, now that the immediate danger is over, do you want to finish what we started in that other universe?" with a mischievous smile.
Returning Powerhouse's gaze and smile, Devilwoman answered "Aww, all right, you big knucklehead. You win. Just promise me that we'll put off on taking things beyond the kissing stage until AFTER we are married."
"Scout's honor, Dev." Powerhouse said sincerely as they headed for a more private area of the Tower where they could kiss without the rest of the team yelling for them to "get a room.".
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Meanwhile, in the other universe, Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt (who had come to shortly after he and Lady Satan made their get away) returned to their owners' mansion and got out of their work clothes. "Well, I must admit to being a little disappointed in the outcome of this battle, but all this defeat means is that, for the first time in years, we have actually faced a decent challenge." the alternate universe Rita Wayne said simply before adding "I sure hope the others enjoy their stay in dimensional limbo, because I'M not busting them out.".
"Me neither, Rita." Runt Kent-Wayne said with an evil grin before adding "Why SHOULD WE? We don't need them. We have EACH OTHER; that's MORE THAN enough.".
"Indeed, darling. I couldn't have said it better myself." the evil super-feline said as she VERY passionately kissed the canine fully on the lips and pulled a Barktonite squeaky bone out of a drawer and held it over herself.
Getting stronger by the second, Runt Kent-Wayne said with an even more evil smile "You know what I like." As he gave her another kiss and me move away from the following scene, since we already have a pretty good guess what's going to transpire and I have NO desire to turn this into an NC-17 (I've written two of those already and I'm NOT going to succumb to the urge to write a third).
The End (for now)
Amalgams Used
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs + Tiny Toons
Toon Titans of Terror = Crime Syndicate + Animaniacs
Doctor Loon = Doctor Strange + Shirley McLoon
Billie McCawber = Billie + Morgana McCawber
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Titanium = Steel + Alexander Armington
Robo = Lobo + Razor Armington
Lady Satan = Owlman + Rita
Mighty Mutt = Ultraman + Runt
Megavixen = Superwoman + Dot
Savage Hunter = Evil Robo
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
Power Bag = Power Ring + Wakko
Alexander Wolf = Alexander Luthor + Walter Wolf
CEO of the Cosmos = Darkseid + CEO Plotz
Vicious Streak = Johnny Quick + Yakko
Black Knight = Evil Titanium
Skunkgirl = Catwoman + Fifi LeFume.
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As I aforementioned this story was written purely for entertainment purposes due to all of the copyrighted material in this story. However, anybody who wants to do T.U.G.G. stories of their own (including stories set after this one) has my full permission to do so.
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Just as Doctor Loon and Billie McCawber were about to create a dimensional gateway to allow some of their teammates to travel into the home universe of the Toon Titans of Terror, the T.U.G.G. members all saw a large flash of light out of the corner of their eyes and turned around, seeing for themselves that the effort was unnecessary. Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag, Cutie Queen, Titanium and Robo HAD returned with Lady Satan, Mighty Mutt, Megavixen and the Savage Hunter in tow. "Well, it was obviously an overall triumph. The only real loose end now is, what do we do with them?" Elastic Mouse asked.
"Well, we COULD conjure up a reinforced energy bubble and permanently banish these seven to dimensional limbo. All we would need would be the energy from Green Gagbag and Power Bag's combined gag bags mixed with the mystic energy of Doctor Loon and/or Billie McCawber and then my dimensional transport powers could do the rest." Titanium suggested before adding "Speaking of which, I have to thank Green Gagbag for transferring the absorbed energy of those force field bubbles to my armor to give me the energy to transport ALL of us home and still maintain my armor's full strength, but how was that device able to stay in existence after he got knocked out and seperated from his gag bag for a couple of minutes?".
"Well, the energy absorbed from those force field bubbles allowed the device Green Gagbag used to aid our escape to maintain its structural intergrity MORE THAN long enough for Green Gagbag to regain consciousness and get back in contact with his gag bag." Devilwoman answered before Lady Satan started to stir. Using a carefully aimed hypersonic blast, Lady Satan was about to keep the T.U.G.G. off-balance just long enough for her to rush over to the still-unconscious Mighty Mutt and activate a device in her utility belt, which allowed her and Mighty Mutt to escape, leaving only a note in their stead.
Once they regained their bearings, the T.U.G.G. picked up the note and Devilwoman read:
"Foolish heroes. The same formula that gave me my mind control gaze, hypersonic vocal blasts and increased intellect ALSO makes me immune to gas, but I merely decided to play possum until I had a perfect opportunity to escape with my husband. Fortunately, I know enough Far East meditation techniques to slow my own breathing and heart rate enough to fool even my do-gooder counterpart into thinking I really was unconscious. Of course, in all fairness, even after seven years of fighting us, he never got a chance to TRY IT, so even Alexander Wolf never knew I am immune to gas. After you were all convinced that my team was all defeated, I simply took advantage of your false sense of security and used a device I acquired in my team's battle with that goody-goody CEO of the Cosmos (when my team killed the no-good do-gooder five years ago) to give Mighty Mutt and I a one-way ticket back to our own universe. You may have won THIS round, but this is FAR FROM OVER. Signed, Lady Satan."
"Blast it! I can't BELIEVE I let myself get so overconfident as to neglect to search her. I've been a super-hero for TWELVE YEARS and I made a mistake that A ROOKIE wouldn't have made and BECAUSE of that mistake, two of our enemies GOT AWAY." Devilwoman said, verbally chewing herself out over what just happened.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Dev. We ALL made that mistake; NOT JUST YOU. We didn't search her because we all figured the gas would be strong enough to put her out long enough for us to securely imprison her and, by the time she came to, it WOULDN'T MATTER what kind of gizmos she was packing. That was a logical error in judgement because, well, as the note said, even Alexander Wolf never knew Lady Satan is immune to gas and he has been fighting these villains for seven years. Look, you are one of the smartest individuals I know, but even YOU can't think of everything ALL THE TIME. Most of the time, but not ALL the time." Powerhouse said as he gently rubbed Devilwoman's shoulders.
"Powerhouse, I'm one of the very few members of this team with NO super-powers. This means that I have to compensate for this limitation with intellect and THAT means I HAVE TO think of everything all of the time. That's what this team counts on me to do. This time, I DIDN'T do my job properly. I know you're trying to be realistic, and I DO appreciate that, but even ONE mistake in this business could conceivably be the literal end of the universe. There is absolutely NO ROOM for realistic when the fate of the entire universe hangs in the balance an average of twice a month." Devilwoman said before starting to succumb to Powerhouse's shoulder massage. As much as she hated to admit it, this shoulder massage WAS making her feel a LITTLE better.
"Hey, we still have the others and five out of seven of the Toon Titans of Terror trapped in dimensional limbo means that the good Alexander Wolf's universe is still well on its way to becoming a much safer place." Powerhouse replied soothingly.
"Yeah, I suppose you're right, Powerhouse. The T.U.G.G. managed to nail five of those super-creeps and we'll get Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt next time." Devilwoman relented.
Meanwhile, Green Gagbag opened both his and Power Bag's gag bags (Power Bag's bag was attuned to his specific DNA, but Green Gagbag, as Power Bag's alternate universe counterpart, could ALSO work the bag because their DNA was identical) and used the combined emerald energy to create a force field bubble that entrapped Vicious Streak, Power Bag, Megavixen, the Black Knight and the Savage Hunter. It wasn't long before Doctor Loon and Billie McCawber used their combined mystic powers, first to make the energy bubble even stronger AND negate the Black Knight's dimensional warping powers, and then to augment the residual excess energy still within Titanium from the force field energy Green Gagbag fed him. After that was done, Titanium put his hands on the bubble and transported himself and the captured villains to dimensional limbo, though he made the trip back to the T.U.G.G.'s universe alone. While there was still some residual warp energy from Titanium's round trip to dimensional limbo, Green Gagbag, Doctor Loon and Billie produced a series of warning signs using every language in every universe:
"Warning: Do NOT Go Near This Bubble! Contained Within This Bubble Are Five Extremely Dangerous Super-Villains (that's what every translation reads)!".
After that was taken care of (and Green Gagbag had merged Power Bag's gag bag with his own to make the gag bag twice as powerful), Skunkgirl replied "Well, Titanium, I DO believe we have a dinner engagement at a rather fancy restaurant in a half-hour." with a smile.
Returning her smile, Titanium said "Indeed, we do." as the two heroes walked off arm-in-arm toward the teleporters.
"Well, Billie and I had better be going too. After all, we ALSO have a dinner reservation at a rather nice restaurant tonight." Elastic Mouse said with a sheepish grin as he and Billie also headed for the teleporters arm-in-arm.
Powerhouse looked lovingly at Devilwoman and asked "So, now that the immediate danger is over, do you want to finish what we started in that other universe?" with a mischievous smile.
Returning Powerhouse's gaze and smile, Devilwoman answered "Aww, all right, you big knucklehead. You win. Just promise me that we'll put off on taking things beyond the kissing stage until AFTER we are married."
"Scout's honor, Dev." Powerhouse said sincerely as they headed for a more private area of the Tower where they could kiss without the rest of the team yelling for them to "get a room.".
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Meanwhile, in the other universe, Lady Satan and Mighty Mutt (who had come to shortly after he and Lady Satan made their get away) returned to their owners' mansion and got out of their work clothes. "Well, I must admit to being a little disappointed in the outcome of this battle, but all this defeat means is that, for the first time in years, we have actually faced a decent challenge." the alternate universe Rita Wayne said simply before adding "I sure hope the others enjoy their stay in dimensional limbo, because I'M not busting them out.".
"Me neither, Rita." Runt Kent-Wayne said with an evil grin before adding "Why SHOULD WE? We don't need them. We have EACH OTHER; that's MORE THAN enough.".
"Indeed, darling. I couldn't have said it better myself." the evil super-feline said as she VERY passionately kissed the canine fully on the lips and pulled a Barktonite squeaky bone out of a drawer and held it over herself.
Getting stronger by the second, Runt Kent-Wayne said with an even more evil smile "You know what I like." As he gave her another kiss and me move away from the following scene, since we already have a pretty good guess what's going to transpire and I have NO desire to turn this into an NC-17 (I've written two of those already and I'm NOT going to succumb to the urge to write a third).
The End (for now)
Amalgams Used
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs + Tiny Toons
Toon Titans of Terror = Crime Syndicate + Animaniacs
Doctor Loon = Doctor Strange + Shirley McLoon
Billie McCawber = Billie + Morgana McCawber
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Titanium = Steel + Alexander Armington
Robo = Lobo + Razor Armington
Lady Satan = Owlman + Rita
Mighty Mutt = Ultraman + Runt
Megavixen = Superwoman + Dot
Savage Hunter = Evil Robo
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
Power Bag = Power Ring + Wakko
Alexander Wolf = Alexander Luthor + Walter Wolf
CEO of the Cosmos = Darkseid + CEO Plotz
Vicious Streak = Johnny Quick + Yakko
Black Knight = Evil Titanium
Skunkgirl = Catwoman + Fifi LeFume.
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As I aforementioned this story was written purely for entertainment purposes due to all of the copyrighted material in this story. However, anybody who wants to do T.U.G.G. stories of their own (including stories set after this one) has my full permission to do so.