WWF- Alone in the dark
Part 3
(The Rock, Jericho, Angle, Austin, RVD and Matt Hardy have been huddled in a corner for over 10 minutes, deep in conversation)
Kurt: So it's decided. I'm the leader.
Rock: (whacks him over the back of the head) Have you listened to anything we've said?
Kurt: Yes please, I would like some milk.
Austin: What?
RVD: What's with Angle?
Kurt: Okay, if you insist I will show you my gold medal!
Rock: Don't you dare! The Rock does NOT wanna see that piece of trash. What is WITH that jabroni?
Matt: I think he's suffering from milk deprival.
Kurt: Oh, is it play time already?
Jericho: I never knew milk could mess with your mind like that...
Matt: I think it's a sort of hangover.
Kurt: Ring-a-ring-a-roses!
Austin: Jackass! Quit playing!
Kurt: Hahahahaha! (slaps Austin on the arm) You're it!
Rock: The Rock says we arn't getting anywhere fast.
Jericho: Let me try something...Kurt? Kurt, playtimes over. It's time for math now.
Kurt: Yippee!
Rock: The Rock sees now....the little jabroni thinks he's back in primary school.
Jericho: Trying to overcome his milk cravings by pretending it's milk time at school.
RVD: Cool.
Rock: Jabro-
Austin: WHAT?
Rock: Never mind.
Stef: (walks over to them) What are you guys talking about?
Jericho: We've finally decided how we're gonna pick a leader!
Molly: Golly, but does it really matter who the leader is?
Jericho, Rock, Matt, Austin etc: YES!!
Molly: Geez...
Angle: By golly miss Molly! You have a super silly name!
Molly: That's nice Kurt. Do you wanna do some spelling?
Kurt: Yup yup!
Molly: Why don't you go write a sentance in the dust over there?
Kurt: Oh goody! (Goes and sits down in a corner and starts writing in the dust)
Matt: Strange...
Kane: MOLLY, IT'S MY TURN WITH APHRODITE!
Molly: No! It's still mine!
Kane: GIVE ME!!
Molly: NO!!!
Jericho: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Stef: (ignores them) So, how are you gonna decide who the leader is?
Jericho: There's a wall over there that's about 2 feet high.
Stef: And?
Jericho: We all stand on it, and if one of us falls off they are eliminated from the competition. We keep going until there's only one person left, and they're the winner.
RVD: Very ccol.
All: SHUT IT!!
RVD: Chill.
Rock: The Rock does not need to chill, as The Rock is already so chilled that The Rock makes an ice cube look sub-troipical.
Austin:........WHAT?
Matt: He said he's gonna win.
Austin: Oh.
Jeff: Can I play?
Matt: Go play with Kurt.
Jeff: Okay. (walks over to Kurt and crouches down beside him)
Jericho: Molly! Get over here and be our ref!
Molly: Gosh I can't, I'm playing with Shane!
Kane: APHRODITE!
Matt: Will you two give it a rest?
Rock: Come here Shane...The Rock want's to talk to you....
Shane/Aphro: Grrrrrrr
Rock: But Mr Half-Brick wants to meet you!
Matt: You STILL carrying that thing around?
Molly: Rock! You are NOT going to hit my poor little Shane with that half-brick!!
Rock: It's a mercy killing....(Shane/Aphrodite bites The Rock's foot)
Rock: Ow! Get off the great one's foot you little piece of monkey crap!
Molly: Good boy Shane....I mean, let go of The Rock's foot, Shane!
Rock: The Rock's gonna kill that mutt!
(Kane only just notices what's going on)
Kane: GET OFF APHRODITE!! (Chokeslams The Rock through a wall)
Rock: Ow.....dumb dog.
Stef: Rock, go over there and check on Jeff and Kurt, instead of killing the dog.
Rock: The Rock says.....no.
Stef: DO IT!
Jericho: Quit ordering everybody around!
Stef: Let me think about that....no!
Jericho: Dammit, why do you have to be such a skanky ho?
Stef: Well, why do you have to look so gorgeous by torchlight?
Austin: WHAT?!?
Stef: I mean, uh, dammit Jericho, why do you always have to be such an arrogant prick?
Jericho: Oh you know you want me.
Stef: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!
Jericho: No you don't. You're just saying it to make me feel better.
Rock: If The Rock goes to check on Jeff and Kurt will you two stop it?
Jericho: Only if she does.
Stef: He started it.
Rock: *sigh* (walks over to where Jeff and Kurt are sat)
Kurt: No Jeff, it has a 'Y' at the end!
Jeff: You sure are smart Kurt.
Kurt: I know.
Rock: What are you little Jabronies writing?
Kurt: It's a well known phrase or saying.
Rock: (reads from the dust) 'The Rock's gay'....Why you little-
Jeff: What's wrong? Did we spell it bad?
Kurt: I told you 'Rock' has a 'W' in it.
Rock: Grrrrrrr...
Matt: Calm down, Rock. Jeff, Kurt, would you like to play a fun game?
Jeff: YEAH!
Kurt: Yup yup!
Matt: And if you win, you get to be the leader!
Kurt & Jeff: WOW!
Jeff: And all we have to do is stay on the wall the longest?
Kurt: Easy!
Matt: If you say so....
(Most of the WWF 'superstars' go and limber up, and Molly decides to play match reporter)
Molly: While the other contestants are preparing, I'm gonna have a talk to one of the participants, Kane!
Kane: DO YOU HAVE TO?
Molly: So Kane, have you got any tactics for this tough challenge?
Kane: DON'T FALL OFF.
Molly: Golly! Those are intresting tactics!
Rock: Shut you mouth, Micheal Cole.
Molly: No, I'm Molly!
Rock: Whatever.
(everyone except Molly, who has decided to be the ref so she can look after Shane, lines up on the wall, trying to get their balance)
Molly: Okay, the last one to fall off wins! Go!
Stef: Woah! Overbalancing!
Jericho: Serves you right for having such big-
Stef: EEEK! (falls off the wall)
Molly: Stef is out of the competition!
(10 minutes later)
Jeff: Matt! You're it! (Whacks Matt on the back, pushing him off the wall)
Matt: No fair!
Molly: He's right, Jeff. I'll have to disqualify you.
Jeff: What's disqualify? Does it hurt?
Molly: Jeff and Matt are both out!
Matt: Feh.
(20 minutes later)
Austin: My feet hurt.
Jericho: Get down then.
Austin: Ah'm not givin' up!
Jericho: You know if you win, Debra will probobly bake you a load of cookies!
Austin: AAAAAAARGH! (Jumps off and runs away to hide in the shadows where the cookies can't get him)
Molly: Austin is out!
Jericho: I sure am bored.
Rock: What do you expect? A sing along?
Jericho: I AM THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, AND IF I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED, I WILL BE-
Kurt: SING ALONG! (singing) JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CAAAAARRRREE- OW! Molly! The Rock pushed me off!
Rock: The Rock did no such thing. Did you see anything, Molly?
Molly: No....I wasn't looking.
Rock: SO THERE!
Kurt: YOU'RE MEAN!!!
Rock: AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT JABRONI?!?
Kurt: This! (Kurt charges at The Rock, but misses and spears off Jericho instead)
Jericho: HEY!!!
Molly: Oh, Angle, you're out. So are you, Jericho.
Jericho: Why are you so distracted?
Molly: It's Shane...I think he's sick.
Kane: APHRODITE! (Jumps off the wall and runs over)
Jericho: So, what's wrong with him?
Kane: HER.
Matt: Woah...he dosen't look well.
Kane: SHE.
Jeff: Maybe it was that coal I fed her....
Molly: Him.
Angle: See Rock, you have to be nice to him now she's ill.
Rock: The Rock still hates that scrawny mutt.
Shane/Aphro: Grrrrr
Molly: Shane! Don't even think about it!
(Shane runs over and bites The Rock....I'll leave it up to your imagination where)
Rock: AAAAAAAARGH! (Jumps off the wall and runs around trying to shake off Shane)
Molly: Kane and Rocky are out....RVD wins!
RVD: Cool....I am so the leader.
Kurt: Not! Not not not!
Matt: *sighs* I thought that the whole point off that stupid challenge was to determine the leader once and for all!
Mae Young (yes I can spell it properly now): Did someone say strip?
Rock:......No.
Jeff: Matt says your pie is past it's sell-by date!
Matt: Shut up Jeff.
Jeff: You're all mean!
Kurt: Mean! Meanies!
Matt: (ignores them) Say, Mae, have you got a cell phone we can use?
Mae: Well if you insist I will strip!
Rock: Get outta here! (boots her into the darkness)
Matt: If you wanted her to strip that much, Rock, you should have said so.
Rock: The Rock's gonna take his half-brick, shine it up real nice, turn that son-of-a-bitch sideways, and shove it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!
Jeff: Matt, is your ass really made out of candy?
Matt: NO!
Author: It's a very nice ass Matt.
Stef: Oh I agree.
Matt: WOULD EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS?
Jericho: Urg.
Matt: Urg?
Molly: Are you ill Chris?
Jericho: Don't worry about me. I'm not important.
Matt: OH NO!! He sounds like he's suffering from- (BUH BUH BUUUUUUUM!) -deflated ego syndrome!
Rock: No! Anything but that! (runs away in case it's catching)
Jeff: What's deflated ego sy..sd....what you said?
Matt: He's been so long without hearing his theme tune or polishing his belts that his ego's actually started deflating!
Rock: Eep. Don't come near The Rock.
Jericho: It's not catching!
Rock: The Rock is not willing to take that chance with the people's ego.
Kane: WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
Austin: What?
Matt: He's right! With this much ego gathered in one place, deflated ego syndrome is gonna spread like the plague!
(All the superstars edge away from Jericho like he actually has the plague)
Jericho: I hate you all! I'm dying, and you're abandoning me!
Kurt: Silly.
RVD: Yeah, you're not dying. You're just losing your ego.
Jericho: You don't understand! For a WWF superstar to lose his ego is as good as death!
Stef: Sob! Jericho! Don't die!
Jericho: I never knew you cared....wait a minute, yes I did.
Stef: I mean, uh, good! Go ahead and die!
Jericho: Is no-one going to comfort me in my last hours?
Matt: Well Molly's the only one who won't be affected by the syndrome.
Molly: Golly, but I'm looking after Shane-o with Kane!
Jeff: You're not fighting any more?
Molly: We decided that Shaney really needs two parents. I always thought I'd have kids, but I never thought it would be with Kane!
Stef: You could do worse.
Rock: Or better.
Matt: I see YOUR ego isn't suffering at least.
Molly: My little Shane-o! He's so cute!
Kane: MY LITTLE APHRODITE....
RVD: You can't call him/her seperate things.
Molly: Yeah, we're trying to come up with a new name.
Jericho: EXCUSE ME! I'm dying here! I mean, uh, it's not really important, don't bother yourselves.
Stef: Oh Chris! You're not...you! I don't care if I catch it too, I'm gonna stay with you to the end!
Jericho: Stef....
Rock: The Rock says....gross.
Jeff: You're gonna get cooties if you kiss a girl!
Stef: SHUT UP! It's not like that.
Jericho: Yeah. We hate each other.
Stef: Yeah, we do.
Jericho: Yeah.
Stef: Yeah.
Matt: I think we should all just step slowley away....
Rock: WAAAA! The Rock don't wanna catch the nasty disease!
Molly: Golly, we should all get outta here!
Matt: Too right! Jericho and Stef are really starting to piss me off.
Stef: He's dying, Matt! My Jericho's dying!
Kane: GET a ROOM.
Matt: My thoughts exactly.
(They walk in the vague direction of the arena for a few minutes until the light of the torch reveals another crossroads.)
Matt: Oh no, not again. Ok, RVD, which way should we go?
Jeff: Uh huh, uh huh, which way should we go?
Rock: Shut your mouth.
RVD:....Cool.
Rock: The Rock's only gonna say this once Jabroni, so listen real good....STOP-SAYING-THAT-WORD!
Kurt: I'm boooored! Which way are we going?
RVD: But all ways are cool when your R-V-D!
Rock: THAT'S IT JABRONI! (Rock bottems RVD)
RVD: uh.....not cool.....ow...
Jericho: It's all getting dark...my ego....it's going....
Stef: It's okay, I'm here, I'm not gonna let you die...(starts singing his theme tune to him)
Rock: Molly, would you do that for The Rock if The Rock was dying of deflated ego syndrome?
Molly: Uh....geez...I like you Rock, just not like that.
Rock: *sighs* Where's Trish when you need her?
Matt: Vince's bedroom, probobly.
Rock: Most likley.
Matt: Jericho must be real ill....Stef's singing, and he's not screaming or banging his head on the wall.
Jeff: (banging his head on the wall) Make it stop....please....make it stop....for the love of god....
Rock: Is it just The Rock or does this chapter have even less plot than usual?
RVD: It has less plot than usual.
Kurt: And that, my friends, is true.
END OF PART 3
Yeah. They're right. It didn't have a plot.
The next part (featuring a bit more plot) won't be up for a while, because I'm going on holiday to Cypres (WOOOOOO!) So at the earliest Part four will be up a week on tuesday.
Please review. You know you want to.
Part 3
(The Rock, Jericho, Angle, Austin, RVD and Matt Hardy have been huddled in a corner for over 10 minutes, deep in conversation)
Kurt: So it's decided. I'm the leader.
Rock: (whacks him over the back of the head) Have you listened to anything we've said?
Kurt: Yes please, I would like some milk.
Austin: What?
RVD: What's with Angle?
Kurt: Okay, if you insist I will show you my gold medal!
Rock: Don't you dare! The Rock does NOT wanna see that piece of trash. What is WITH that jabroni?
Matt: I think he's suffering from milk deprival.
Kurt: Oh, is it play time already?
Jericho: I never knew milk could mess with your mind like that...
Matt: I think it's a sort of hangover.
Kurt: Ring-a-ring-a-roses!
Austin: Jackass! Quit playing!
Kurt: Hahahahaha! (slaps Austin on the arm) You're it!
Rock: The Rock says we arn't getting anywhere fast.
Jericho: Let me try something...Kurt? Kurt, playtimes over. It's time for math now.
Kurt: Yippee!
Rock: The Rock sees now....the little jabroni thinks he's back in primary school.
Jericho: Trying to overcome his milk cravings by pretending it's milk time at school.
RVD: Cool.
Rock: Jabro-
Austin: WHAT?
Rock: Never mind.
Stef: (walks over to them) What are you guys talking about?
Jericho: We've finally decided how we're gonna pick a leader!
Molly: Golly, but does it really matter who the leader is?
Jericho, Rock, Matt, Austin etc: YES!!
Molly: Geez...
Angle: By golly miss Molly! You have a super silly name!
Molly: That's nice Kurt. Do you wanna do some spelling?
Kurt: Yup yup!
Molly: Why don't you go write a sentance in the dust over there?
Kurt: Oh goody! (Goes and sits down in a corner and starts writing in the dust)
Matt: Strange...
Kane: MOLLY, IT'S MY TURN WITH APHRODITE!
Molly: No! It's still mine!
Kane: GIVE ME!!
Molly: NO!!!
Jericho: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Stef: (ignores them) So, how are you gonna decide who the leader is?
Jericho: There's a wall over there that's about 2 feet high.
Stef: And?
Jericho: We all stand on it, and if one of us falls off they are eliminated from the competition. We keep going until there's only one person left, and they're the winner.
RVD: Very ccol.
All: SHUT IT!!
RVD: Chill.
Rock: The Rock does not need to chill, as The Rock is already so chilled that The Rock makes an ice cube look sub-troipical.
Austin:........WHAT?
Matt: He said he's gonna win.
Austin: Oh.
Jeff: Can I play?
Matt: Go play with Kurt.
Jeff: Okay. (walks over to Kurt and crouches down beside him)
Jericho: Molly! Get over here and be our ref!
Molly: Gosh I can't, I'm playing with Shane!
Kane: APHRODITE!
Matt: Will you two give it a rest?
Rock: Come here Shane...The Rock want's to talk to you....
Shane/Aphro: Grrrrrrr
Rock: But Mr Half-Brick wants to meet you!
Matt: You STILL carrying that thing around?
Molly: Rock! You are NOT going to hit my poor little Shane with that half-brick!!
Rock: It's a mercy killing....(Shane/Aphrodite bites The Rock's foot)
Rock: Ow! Get off the great one's foot you little piece of monkey crap!
Molly: Good boy Shane....I mean, let go of The Rock's foot, Shane!
Rock: The Rock's gonna kill that mutt!
(Kane only just notices what's going on)
Kane: GET OFF APHRODITE!! (Chokeslams The Rock through a wall)
Rock: Ow.....dumb dog.
Stef: Rock, go over there and check on Jeff and Kurt, instead of killing the dog.
Rock: The Rock says.....no.
Stef: DO IT!
Jericho: Quit ordering everybody around!
Stef: Let me think about that....no!
Jericho: Dammit, why do you have to be such a skanky ho?
Stef: Well, why do you have to look so gorgeous by torchlight?
Austin: WHAT?!?
Stef: I mean, uh, dammit Jericho, why do you always have to be such an arrogant prick?
Jericho: Oh you know you want me.
Stef: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!
Jericho: No you don't. You're just saying it to make me feel better.
Rock: If The Rock goes to check on Jeff and Kurt will you two stop it?
Jericho: Only if she does.
Stef: He started it.
Rock: *sigh* (walks over to where Jeff and Kurt are sat)
Kurt: No Jeff, it has a 'Y' at the end!
Jeff: You sure are smart Kurt.
Kurt: I know.
Rock: What are you little Jabronies writing?
Kurt: It's a well known phrase or saying.
Rock: (reads from the dust) 'The Rock's gay'....Why you little-
Jeff: What's wrong? Did we spell it bad?
Kurt: I told you 'Rock' has a 'W' in it.
Rock: Grrrrrrr...
Matt: Calm down, Rock. Jeff, Kurt, would you like to play a fun game?
Jeff: YEAH!
Kurt: Yup yup!
Matt: And if you win, you get to be the leader!
Kurt & Jeff: WOW!
Jeff: And all we have to do is stay on the wall the longest?
Kurt: Easy!
Matt: If you say so....
(Most of the WWF 'superstars' go and limber up, and Molly decides to play match reporter)
Molly: While the other contestants are preparing, I'm gonna have a talk to one of the participants, Kane!
Kane: DO YOU HAVE TO?
Molly: So Kane, have you got any tactics for this tough challenge?
Kane: DON'T FALL OFF.
Molly: Golly! Those are intresting tactics!
Rock: Shut you mouth, Micheal Cole.
Molly: No, I'm Molly!
Rock: Whatever.
(everyone except Molly, who has decided to be the ref so she can look after Shane, lines up on the wall, trying to get their balance)
Molly: Okay, the last one to fall off wins! Go!
Stef: Woah! Overbalancing!
Jericho: Serves you right for having such big-
Stef: EEEK! (falls off the wall)
Molly: Stef is out of the competition!
(10 minutes later)
Jeff: Matt! You're it! (Whacks Matt on the back, pushing him off the wall)
Matt: No fair!
Molly: He's right, Jeff. I'll have to disqualify you.
Jeff: What's disqualify? Does it hurt?
Molly: Jeff and Matt are both out!
Matt: Feh.
(20 minutes later)
Austin: My feet hurt.
Jericho: Get down then.
Austin: Ah'm not givin' up!
Jericho: You know if you win, Debra will probobly bake you a load of cookies!
Austin: AAAAAAARGH! (Jumps off and runs away to hide in the shadows where the cookies can't get him)
Molly: Austin is out!
Jericho: I sure am bored.
Rock: What do you expect? A sing along?
Jericho: I AM THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION, AND IF I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED, I WILL BE-
Kurt: SING ALONG! (singing) JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CARE, JIMMY CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CAAAAARRRREE- OW! Molly! The Rock pushed me off!
Rock: The Rock did no such thing. Did you see anything, Molly?
Molly: No....I wasn't looking.
Rock: SO THERE!
Kurt: YOU'RE MEAN!!!
Rock: AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT JABRONI?!?
Kurt: This! (Kurt charges at The Rock, but misses and spears off Jericho instead)
Jericho: HEY!!!
Molly: Oh, Angle, you're out. So are you, Jericho.
Jericho: Why are you so distracted?
Molly: It's Shane...I think he's sick.
Kane: APHRODITE! (Jumps off the wall and runs over)
Jericho: So, what's wrong with him?
Kane: HER.
Matt: Woah...he dosen't look well.
Kane: SHE.
Jeff: Maybe it was that coal I fed her....
Molly: Him.
Angle: See Rock, you have to be nice to him now she's ill.
Rock: The Rock still hates that scrawny mutt.
Shane/Aphro: Grrrrr
Molly: Shane! Don't even think about it!
(Shane runs over and bites The Rock....I'll leave it up to your imagination where)
Rock: AAAAAAAARGH! (Jumps off the wall and runs around trying to shake off Shane)
Molly: Kane and Rocky are out....RVD wins!
RVD: Cool....I am so the leader.
Kurt: Not! Not not not!
Matt: *sighs* I thought that the whole point off that stupid challenge was to determine the leader once and for all!
Mae Young (yes I can spell it properly now): Did someone say strip?
Rock:......No.
Jeff: Matt says your pie is past it's sell-by date!
Matt: Shut up Jeff.
Jeff: You're all mean!
Kurt: Mean! Meanies!
Matt: (ignores them) Say, Mae, have you got a cell phone we can use?
Mae: Well if you insist I will strip!
Rock: Get outta here! (boots her into the darkness)
Matt: If you wanted her to strip that much, Rock, you should have said so.
Rock: The Rock's gonna take his half-brick, shine it up real nice, turn that son-of-a-bitch sideways, and shove it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!
Jeff: Matt, is your ass really made out of candy?
Matt: NO!
Author: It's a very nice ass Matt.
Stef: Oh I agree.
Matt: WOULD EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS?
Jericho: Urg.
Matt: Urg?
Molly: Are you ill Chris?
Jericho: Don't worry about me. I'm not important.
Matt: OH NO!! He sounds like he's suffering from- (BUH BUH BUUUUUUUM!) -deflated ego syndrome!
Rock: No! Anything but that! (runs away in case it's catching)
Jeff: What's deflated ego sy..sd....what you said?
Matt: He's been so long without hearing his theme tune or polishing his belts that his ego's actually started deflating!
Rock: Eep. Don't come near The Rock.
Jericho: It's not catching!
Rock: The Rock is not willing to take that chance with the people's ego.
Kane: WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
Austin: What?
Matt: He's right! With this much ego gathered in one place, deflated ego syndrome is gonna spread like the plague!
(All the superstars edge away from Jericho like he actually has the plague)
Jericho: I hate you all! I'm dying, and you're abandoning me!
Kurt: Silly.
RVD: Yeah, you're not dying. You're just losing your ego.
Jericho: You don't understand! For a WWF superstar to lose his ego is as good as death!
Stef: Sob! Jericho! Don't die!
Jericho: I never knew you cared....wait a minute, yes I did.
Stef: I mean, uh, good! Go ahead and die!
Jericho: Is no-one going to comfort me in my last hours?
Matt: Well Molly's the only one who won't be affected by the syndrome.
Molly: Golly, but I'm looking after Shane-o with Kane!
Jeff: You're not fighting any more?
Molly: We decided that Shaney really needs two parents. I always thought I'd have kids, but I never thought it would be with Kane!
Stef: You could do worse.
Rock: Or better.
Matt: I see YOUR ego isn't suffering at least.
Molly: My little Shane-o! He's so cute!
Kane: MY LITTLE APHRODITE....
RVD: You can't call him/her seperate things.
Molly: Yeah, we're trying to come up with a new name.
Jericho: EXCUSE ME! I'm dying here! I mean, uh, it's not really important, don't bother yourselves.
Stef: Oh Chris! You're not...you! I don't care if I catch it too, I'm gonna stay with you to the end!
Jericho: Stef....
Rock: The Rock says....gross.
Jeff: You're gonna get cooties if you kiss a girl!
Stef: SHUT UP! It's not like that.
Jericho: Yeah. We hate each other.
Stef: Yeah, we do.
Jericho: Yeah.
Stef: Yeah.
Matt: I think we should all just step slowley away....
Rock: WAAAA! The Rock don't wanna catch the nasty disease!
Molly: Golly, we should all get outta here!
Matt: Too right! Jericho and Stef are really starting to piss me off.
Stef: He's dying, Matt! My Jericho's dying!
Kane: GET a ROOM.
Matt: My thoughts exactly.
(They walk in the vague direction of the arena for a few minutes until the light of the torch reveals another crossroads.)
Matt: Oh no, not again. Ok, RVD, which way should we go?
Jeff: Uh huh, uh huh, which way should we go?
Rock: Shut your mouth.
RVD:....Cool.
Rock: The Rock's only gonna say this once Jabroni, so listen real good....STOP-SAYING-THAT-WORD!
Kurt: I'm boooored! Which way are we going?
RVD: But all ways are cool when your R-V-D!
Rock: THAT'S IT JABRONI! (Rock bottems RVD)
RVD: uh.....not cool.....ow...
Jericho: It's all getting dark...my ego....it's going....
Stef: It's okay, I'm here, I'm not gonna let you die...(starts singing his theme tune to him)
Rock: Molly, would you do that for The Rock if The Rock was dying of deflated ego syndrome?
Molly: Uh....geez...I like you Rock, just not like that.
Rock: *sighs* Where's Trish when you need her?
Matt: Vince's bedroom, probobly.
Rock: Most likley.
Matt: Jericho must be real ill....Stef's singing, and he's not screaming or banging his head on the wall.
Jeff: (banging his head on the wall) Make it stop....please....make it stop....for the love of god....
Rock: Is it just The Rock or does this chapter have even less plot than usual?
RVD: It has less plot than usual.
Kurt: And that, my friends, is true.
END OF PART 3
Yeah. They're right. It didn't have a plot.
The next part (featuring a bit more plot) won't be up for a while, because I'm going on holiday to Cypres (WOOOOOO!) So at the earliest Part four will be up a week on tuesday.
Please review. You know you want to.