WWF- Alone in the dark
Part 4
Disclaimer- I don't own squat already. They all belong to V K Mack or Canada or whatever.
(All the guys (and gals) are still in the dark streets of a make believe Canadian city (I don't want to offend any Canadians any more than I already have by setting it in a real city that they might live in. That and I don't know the names of more than a couple of Canadian cities) trying to find the way back to the arena in time for Smackdown, and Vinnie Mack aint gonna be too happy if they don't turn up in time....)
Kurt: The last chapter may have been distinctly lacking plotwise, but I am confident that this one will feature major storyline devolpment.
Kane: DON'T COUNT ON IT.
Rock: Who needs a plot when you can have just a load of stupid jokes vaugely strung together?
Jericho: EXCUSE ME!! The last chapter had a plot- ME!!
Stef: Oh yeah! Poor Chrissypoo!
Rock: The Rock remembers now. Stay away from the Rock you contagious piece of monkey crap!
Jeff: Was the monkey contagious or is it only it's crap?
Austin: What?
Molly: Poor Shaney looks really ill.
Kane: MY POOR BABY.
Matt: Jeff, did you really feed him/her coal?
Jeff: Maybe. I can't remember. That was last chapter.
Jericho: Hey! I'm dying of deflated ego syndrome over here!
Molly: Maybe he's just thirsty. Do you want a drink Shane?
Kane: HER NAME IS APHRODITE.
RVD: You guys really gotta agree on a name.
Jericho: Pay attention to meeeeeeee!
Austin: Ya ego don't sound too deflated.
Matt: Hmmmm....suspicious.
Stef: Jericho? What's that under your shirt?
Jericho: Ah....easy on, Stef!
Stef: Why you little-! You've been wearing your title belts under your shirt all the time!
Jericho: I have an explanation....
Molly: Gosh! You didn't have deflated ego syndrome after all,! You were just play-acting, wern't you?
Jericho: That's pretty accurate.
Stef: And I thought- I was- I hate you! I can't believe you! I hate you so much!
Jericho: You were all over me!
Stef: I just wanted to be there when you died so I could start to party straight away!
Jericho: Sorry Stef, I can't understand, you just keep making this barking sound.
Jeff: Stef's not a dog!
Stef: Thankyou!
Jeff: She's more of a hamster!
Stef: Wah- I hate you all!
Jericho: And I hate you! In fact, if I never set eyes on you again, it will be too soon!
Stef: That's too bad....because....I'm pregnant!
(Stunned silence for a minute)
Jericho: Well...remind me to send my commiserations to Hunter.
Rock: Poor guy.
Austin: Damn.
Kane: I FEEL SORRY FOR THE MAN.
Molly: Golly...poor HHH.
Kurt: Yeah. The little brat will drink all the milk!
RVD: Geez....babies aint so cool.
Jeff: Especialy one of Stef's.
Matt: Too bad....but you know what you're all assuming?
Austin: What?
Matt: That it's Hunter's baby!
Stef: WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?
Matt: Why nothing....nothing at all.
Stef: So tell me, Mr. Smartass, if it isn't Hunter's, who's is it?
Rock: Surely, the possibilities are endless.
RVD: It could be Test's, or Jericho's.
Jericho: HEY!
Molly: Kurt's?
Kurt: Hey! I'm an olympic-
Austin: Jackass?
Kurt: Thankyou for your suggestion, Mr. Austin, but I was going to say hero, actually.
Matt: It could be Rhyno's.
Kane: OR SHANE'S.
Stef: Shane's? Eww! Will you guys give in? It must be Hunter's.
Rock: Considering the odds, that's not very likley.
Jeff: Oooh, it could be yours, Rocky!
Rock:......The Rock meant to say that it is not very likley that Stef would cheat on Hunter.
Matt: What are you on about? Stef has cheating down to an art! She always cheats!
Kurt: At scrabble?
Rock: You're a freak, you know that?
Kurt: Yup yup! What's a freak?
All: *sigh*
Stef: I still can't believe you did that, Jericho! Talk about milking the situation! And me being pregnant! Have you no shame?
Kurt: Milk? Where? Where?
Rock: Jabroni.
Kurt: You said milk? Where's the milk?
Rock: There is no milk jabroni.
Kurt: Millllk! I know you have milk! Tell me where it is!
Rock: Listen good jabroni! THERE-IS-NO-MILK!!
Kurt: Tell meeeeeeee!
Rock: Shut up! Shutupshutupshutupshutup!
Matt: Kurt, there is no milk, so shut up, okay?
Kurt: Oh no! I'm not gonna be fooled! Where is it?
Rock: AAAARGH! (Grabs Kurt's torch and boots him in the ass, Kurt falls forward and seems to dissapear into the side of a building.)
(A couple of minutes later Kurt still hasn't come back)
Molly: Kurt? Kurt it's okay, you can come out, The Rock's sorry!
Rock: No The Rock most certainly is n-
Stef: Kurt? KURT! You can't stay out here all on your own with no light!
Rock: If the little jabroni doesn't wanna come out, then the little jabroni can stay there all night for all The Rock cares.
Jeff: We're gonna leave him? He could get killed!
Matt: So will we if we don't get back in time for Smackdown!
Austin: RVD! Get your leader ass over here and tell us wad'ya think?
RVD: Hmmmm....let's take a chill pill. Cool down.
Matt:.....And then?
RVD: Take a vote?
Matt: Good idea! Let's vote if we should stay here and look for him or if we should keep moving. And no, Jeff you are NOT going to count the votes this time!
Jeff: No fair.
Rock: The Rock says.....who votes for us to look for the little jabroni?
(Molly, Jeff and Stef put their hands up)
Rock: And who votes to leave his candy ass here to rot?
(All the others put their hands up)
Rock: Then we're outta here!
(They all leave)
Kurt: Ow....my head. Stupid Rock kicked me down a cellar. Where are they all? Why arn't they looking for me?
(Kurt stands up and looks out of the open cellar doors)
Kurt: Oooh! I can see a light! That must be the others! With my torch! Give it back! It's mine!........Where are you going? THEY'RE LEAVING ME!!! WAAAAAAAAA!
(Kurt sits down as the cellar doors are a bit too high for him to climb out of - him being a short ass and all)
Kurt: Ow....I think I hit my head pretty bad. Everything's really blurry.....wow! The walls are made of milk!
(Kurt tries to grab the milk that isn't really there. He's hallucinating in case you hadn't guessed.)
Kurt: Oh...this milk is full fat. I can't drink that. Hello Mr. Rabbit! What are you doing in a place like this?
(Kurt picks up his 'rabbit' which is actually a stone)
Voice from the darkness: What are you doing down here?
Kurt: (clutches his stone to him) Uh.....who's there?
(The mysterious person turns on a torch to reveal themselves)
Jazz: I said- What are you doing here?
Kurt: Wow! An angel!
Jazz: An angel? Where?
Kurt: You! You're an angel! You're so beautiful!
Jazz: You think I'm beautiful? No-one's ever said that before! Then again, you think that stone is a rabbit so I don't think you're all there.
Kurt: Where am I? I'm scared, Jennifer.
Jazz: It's Jazz.
Kurt: You're not Jennifer Lopez?
Jazz: No.
Kurt: Oh you are! I knew it! Jennifer, I have to catch up to the others! They must think I'm dead or something!
Jazz: What others?
Kurt: There's Matt, and Jeff, and Austin, and RVD, and Kane, and Molly, and Stef, and and Jericho, and The Rock.
Jazz: Uh....The Rock is here?
Kurt: Yup yup. Why are you blushing, Jennifer?
Jazz: It's not because I have a crush on The Rock!
Kurt: Ok! So will you help me catch up to them?
Jazz: Yes.....yes I think I will. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Kurt: Why are you laughing evilly, Jennifer?
Jazz: IT'S JAZZ. And I'm not laughing evilly because I will help you to catch up to the others so I can get close to The Rock, oh no.
Kurt: Okay! Come on, Jennifer!
(They help each other climb out of the cellar into the dark streets)
Kurt: I think they went that way- let's catch them!
Jazz: Excellent.
Jericho: (singing) Not a prisoner....I'm a free man....
Stef: What are you singing, Jericho?
Jericho: Fozzy!
Jeff: Who?
Jericho: FOZZY!
Molly: Who?
Jericho: I can't believe you've never heard of Fozzy!
Author: Yeah! They rock!
Jericho: Thankyou!
Author: No charge.
Jericho: Anyway.....hey! Where'd everybody go?
Austin: Where's that Jackass Jericho?
Rock: Not again! Why can't the little jabronies just keep up?
Molly: Oh no! First Kurt and now Chris! We've gotta go back to look for him!
Jeff: But I'm tirrrred!
Matt: RVD?
RVD: Uh....the last vote stands.
Rock: So we leave the little jabroni and go onto the arena!
Stef: Do none of you have any compassion?
Rock: Well....no.
Stef: Well, I'm gonna look for him!
Rock: Fine by The Rock.
Stef: Good! I bet I'll just turn around and he's gonna be there! Ok, so he's not. Hey- I wasn't serious! Wait up! Rocky! Matt! Don't leave me!
Matt: Rock, was it a good idea to just walk away and leave her?
Rock: Don't ask the Rock. RVD's our so-called-leader.
RVD: Cool.
Rock: DAMMIT STOP SAYING THAT WORD!
RVD: Uh....Kewel?
Matt: I don't think that's much of a difference.
RVD: Oh.....oh well. Kewel.
Rock: Does the Rock have to tell you about THAT word as well?
Molly: Technicly it's the same word.........
Stef: Jericho? Rock? Kurt? Anyone? HELP!
Jericho: Hey Stef.
Stef: Oh thank god! I mean, ewww! I'm, like, soooo better off alone!
Jericho: Fine. I'll go.
Stef: NO! Please stay....
Jericho: Stef.....when was the last time we were alone? I mean really alone?
Stef: Chris......we're all alone.......together....
(They move closer together, and nearly kiss when a voice suddenly comes from the darkness)
HHH: Oh no- not as alone as you think.
Jericho: Ah crap.
END OF PART 4
I know it was a bit shorter than usual, but I've been busy. Next chapter should be up same time next week.
Remember to review, and also read my bessie friend Mole's fic- it's kewel. And read my other fic as well!
Part 4
Disclaimer- I don't own squat already. They all belong to V K Mack or Canada or whatever.
(All the guys (and gals) are still in the dark streets of a make believe Canadian city (I don't want to offend any Canadians any more than I already have by setting it in a real city that they might live in. That and I don't know the names of more than a couple of Canadian cities) trying to find the way back to the arena in time for Smackdown, and Vinnie Mack aint gonna be too happy if they don't turn up in time....)
Kurt: The last chapter may have been distinctly lacking plotwise, but I am confident that this one will feature major storyline devolpment.
Kane: DON'T COUNT ON IT.
Rock: Who needs a plot when you can have just a load of stupid jokes vaugely strung together?
Jericho: EXCUSE ME!! The last chapter had a plot- ME!!
Stef: Oh yeah! Poor Chrissypoo!
Rock: The Rock remembers now. Stay away from the Rock you contagious piece of monkey crap!
Jeff: Was the monkey contagious or is it only it's crap?
Austin: What?
Molly: Poor Shaney looks really ill.
Kane: MY POOR BABY.
Matt: Jeff, did you really feed him/her coal?
Jeff: Maybe. I can't remember. That was last chapter.
Jericho: Hey! I'm dying of deflated ego syndrome over here!
Molly: Maybe he's just thirsty. Do you want a drink Shane?
Kane: HER NAME IS APHRODITE.
RVD: You guys really gotta agree on a name.
Jericho: Pay attention to meeeeeeee!
Austin: Ya ego don't sound too deflated.
Matt: Hmmmm....suspicious.
Stef: Jericho? What's that under your shirt?
Jericho: Ah....easy on, Stef!
Stef: Why you little-! You've been wearing your title belts under your shirt all the time!
Jericho: I have an explanation....
Molly: Gosh! You didn't have deflated ego syndrome after all,! You were just play-acting, wern't you?
Jericho: That's pretty accurate.
Stef: And I thought- I was- I hate you! I can't believe you! I hate you so much!
Jericho: You were all over me!
Stef: I just wanted to be there when you died so I could start to party straight away!
Jericho: Sorry Stef, I can't understand, you just keep making this barking sound.
Jeff: Stef's not a dog!
Stef: Thankyou!
Jeff: She's more of a hamster!
Stef: Wah- I hate you all!
Jericho: And I hate you! In fact, if I never set eyes on you again, it will be too soon!
Stef: That's too bad....because....I'm pregnant!
(Stunned silence for a minute)
Jericho: Well...remind me to send my commiserations to Hunter.
Rock: Poor guy.
Austin: Damn.
Kane: I FEEL SORRY FOR THE MAN.
Molly: Golly...poor HHH.
Kurt: Yeah. The little brat will drink all the milk!
RVD: Geez....babies aint so cool.
Jeff: Especialy one of Stef's.
Matt: Too bad....but you know what you're all assuming?
Austin: What?
Matt: That it's Hunter's baby!
Stef: WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING?
Matt: Why nothing....nothing at all.
Stef: So tell me, Mr. Smartass, if it isn't Hunter's, who's is it?
Rock: Surely, the possibilities are endless.
RVD: It could be Test's, or Jericho's.
Jericho: HEY!
Molly: Kurt's?
Kurt: Hey! I'm an olympic-
Austin: Jackass?
Kurt: Thankyou for your suggestion, Mr. Austin, but I was going to say hero, actually.
Matt: It could be Rhyno's.
Kane: OR SHANE'S.
Stef: Shane's? Eww! Will you guys give in? It must be Hunter's.
Rock: Considering the odds, that's not very likley.
Jeff: Oooh, it could be yours, Rocky!
Rock:......The Rock meant to say that it is not very likley that Stef would cheat on Hunter.
Matt: What are you on about? Stef has cheating down to an art! She always cheats!
Kurt: At scrabble?
Rock: You're a freak, you know that?
Kurt: Yup yup! What's a freak?
All: *sigh*
Stef: I still can't believe you did that, Jericho! Talk about milking the situation! And me being pregnant! Have you no shame?
Kurt: Milk? Where? Where?
Rock: Jabroni.
Kurt: You said milk? Where's the milk?
Rock: There is no milk jabroni.
Kurt: Millllk! I know you have milk! Tell me where it is!
Rock: Listen good jabroni! THERE-IS-NO-MILK!!
Kurt: Tell meeeeeeee!
Rock: Shut up! Shutupshutupshutupshutup!
Matt: Kurt, there is no milk, so shut up, okay?
Kurt: Oh no! I'm not gonna be fooled! Where is it?
Rock: AAAARGH! (Grabs Kurt's torch and boots him in the ass, Kurt falls forward and seems to dissapear into the side of a building.)
(A couple of minutes later Kurt still hasn't come back)
Molly: Kurt? Kurt it's okay, you can come out, The Rock's sorry!
Rock: No The Rock most certainly is n-
Stef: Kurt? KURT! You can't stay out here all on your own with no light!
Rock: If the little jabroni doesn't wanna come out, then the little jabroni can stay there all night for all The Rock cares.
Jeff: We're gonna leave him? He could get killed!
Matt: So will we if we don't get back in time for Smackdown!
Austin: RVD! Get your leader ass over here and tell us wad'ya think?
RVD: Hmmmm....let's take a chill pill. Cool down.
Matt:.....And then?
RVD: Take a vote?
Matt: Good idea! Let's vote if we should stay here and look for him or if we should keep moving. And no, Jeff you are NOT going to count the votes this time!
Jeff: No fair.
Rock: The Rock says.....who votes for us to look for the little jabroni?
(Molly, Jeff and Stef put their hands up)
Rock: And who votes to leave his candy ass here to rot?
(All the others put their hands up)
Rock: Then we're outta here!
(They all leave)
Kurt: Ow....my head. Stupid Rock kicked me down a cellar. Where are they all? Why arn't they looking for me?
(Kurt stands up and looks out of the open cellar doors)
Kurt: Oooh! I can see a light! That must be the others! With my torch! Give it back! It's mine!........Where are you going? THEY'RE LEAVING ME!!! WAAAAAAAAA!
(Kurt sits down as the cellar doors are a bit too high for him to climb out of - him being a short ass and all)
Kurt: Ow....I think I hit my head pretty bad. Everything's really blurry.....wow! The walls are made of milk!
(Kurt tries to grab the milk that isn't really there. He's hallucinating in case you hadn't guessed.)
Kurt: Oh...this milk is full fat. I can't drink that. Hello Mr. Rabbit! What are you doing in a place like this?
(Kurt picks up his 'rabbit' which is actually a stone)
Voice from the darkness: What are you doing down here?
Kurt: (clutches his stone to him) Uh.....who's there?
(The mysterious person turns on a torch to reveal themselves)
Jazz: I said- What are you doing here?
Kurt: Wow! An angel!
Jazz: An angel? Where?
Kurt: You! You're an angel! You're so beautiful!
Jazz: You think I'm beautiful? No-one's ever said that before! Then again, you think that stone is a rabbit so I don't think you're all there.
Kurt: Where am I? I'm scared, Jennifer.
Jazz: It's Jazz.
Kurt: You're not Jennifer Lopez?
Jazz: No.
Kurt: Oh you are! I knew it! Jennifer, I have to catch up to the others! They must think I'm dead or something!
Jazz: What others?
Kurt: There's Matt, and Jeff, and Austin, and RVD, and Kane, and Molly, and Stef, and and Jericho, and The Rock.
Jazz: Uh....The Rock is here?
Kurt: Yup yup. Why are you blushing, Jennifer?
Jazz: It's not because I have a crush on The Rock!
Kurt: Ok! So will you help me catch up to them?
Jazz: Yes.....yes I think I will. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Kurt: Why are you laughing evilly, Jennifer?
Jazz: IT'S JAZZ. And I'm not laughing evilly because I will help you to catch up to the others so I can get close to The Rock, oh no.
Kurt: Okay! Come on, Jennifer!
(They help each other climb out of the cellar into the dark streets)
Kurt: I think they went that way- let's catch them!
Jazz: Excellent.
Jericho: (singing) Not a prisoner....I'm a free man....
Stef: What are you singing, Jericho?
Jericho: Fozzy!
Jeff: Who?
Jericho: FOZZY!
Molly: Who?
Jericho: I can't believe you've never heard of Fozzy!
Author: Yeah! They rock!
Jericho: Thankyou!
Author: No charge.
Jericho: Anyway.....hey! Where'd everybody go?
Austin: Where's that Jackass Jericho?
Rock: Not again! Why can't the little jabronies just keep up?
Molly: Oh no! First Kurt and now Chris! We've gotta go back to look for him!
Jeff: But I'm tirrrred!
Matt: RVD?
RVD: Uh....the last vote stands.
Rock: So we leave the little jabroni and go onto the arena!
Stef: Do none of you have any compassion?
Rock: Well....no.
Stef: Well, I'm gonna look for him!
Rock: Fine by The Rock.
Stef: Good! I bet I'll just turn around and he's gonna be there! Ok, so he's not. Hey- I wasn't serious! Wait up! Rocky! Matt! Don't leave me!
Matt: Rock, was it a good idea to just walk away and leave her?
Rock: Don't ask the Rock. RVD's our so-called-leader.
RVD: Cool.
Rock: DAMMIT STOP SAYING THAT WORD!
RVD: Uh....Kewel?
Matt: I don't think that's much of a difference.
RVD: Oh.....oh well. Kewel.
Rock: Does the Rock have to tell you about THAT word as well?
Molly: Technicly it's the same word.........
Stef: Jericho? Rock? Kurt? Anyone? HELP!
Jericho: Hey Stef.
Stef: Oh thank god! I mean, ewww! I'm, like, soooo better off alone!
Jericho: Fine. I'll go.
Stef: NO! Please stay....
Jericho: Stef.....when was the last time we were alone? I mean really alone?
Stef: Chris......we're all alone.......together....
(They move closer together, and nearly kiss when a voice suddenly comes from the darkness)
HHH: Oh no- not as alone as you think.
Jericho: Ah crap.
END OF PART 4
I know it was a bit shorter than usual, but I've been busy. Next chapter should be up same time next week.
Remember to review, and also read my bessie friend Mole's fic- it's kewel. And read my other fic as well!