WWF Alone in the dark
Part 5
Disclaimer- I don't own squat, ok?
Thanks to my mate Hel for any of her ideas I've stuck in this.
Matt: I think we're lost again.
Rock: And I think you're a jabroni. So what?
Jeff: Matt, where's Kurt gone?
Matt: Away. Hopefully for a long time.
Jeff: Why?
Matt: Ask The Rock.
(Jeff looks expectantly at The Rock)
Rock: What?
Austin: What?
Matt: You still here? I forgot about you.
Austin: I say we all just sit down a drink a beer untill we get rescued.
Kane: AND WHAT IF WE'RE NOT RESCUED?
Molly: We will be....won't we?
Rock: Don't be scared, Molly. The Rock's here to protect you.
Molly: Eww.
Jeff: My thoughts exactly.
Rock: My heart dosen't exactly flutter for YOU either.
Matt: Will you guys give it a rest? We're never gonna find the arena at this rate.
RVD: Maybe we should split up.
Jeff: No! They always do that in horror movies, and then they get killed! One by one!
Austin: What? That's a load of crap! See, ah'm going over here all on ma own and ah'm not-
(Austin suddenly keels over with a bread knife in his back)
Molly: EEEEEK!
Jeff: One by one....
Matt: Jeff! Stop that right now!
Jeff: Gwa ha ha. You'll see. Who's next?
Molly: Jeff? Are you okay?
Jeff: Me, or you? Or you, or me? Who's next? GWAHAHA!
Matt: He gets like this. Ignore him.
Rock: Now that, The Rock can do.
(Kane holds his hand out and sniffs the air)
Kane: IT'S RAINING.
RVD: Kewel.
Rock: Shut it.
(HHH, stef and Jericho are in a derelict building, sheltering from the rain)
Stef: Hunter, what are you doing here?
HHH: Vince told me to come find you all or he's gonna hang me from my balls by the titan tron.
Jericho: You have balls?
HHH: I should have known that I would find you two wandering around alone.
Stef: We're not alone! Well, we are now, but we got seperated from the others!
Jericho: Have you seen them?
HHH: No. I expect they have more sense than to want to hang out with a cheap slut like you.
Stef: Jericho's not that cheap!
Jericho: He meant you.
Stef: Oh.....I'm not cheap!
Jericho: Come on, Stef, face it. You're a bottem feeding trash bag 50-cents-a-try skanky bargin basement trash bag ho!
HHH: Can you say fast and easy?
Stef: This isn't fair! Stop ganging up on me!
Jericho: You know, HHH, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Stef: You can't do this to me!
Both: Why?
Stef: Because- I'M PREGNANT!
HHH: AGAIN?!?
Jericho: Stef, you've already used that one today.
Stef: Well...I'm dying!
Both: WOOHOO!
Stef: I'm an alien!
Jericho: Well, duh.
Stef: I'm adopted!
HHH: Now that one I don't believe.
Jericho: Yeah, she's a McMahon alright.
Stef: I love you?
HHH: Which one of us?
Jericho: It's okay, Hunter, you can have this one.
HHH: No, no, I insist. It's you she loves.
Jericho: Haha, how you jest. Sureley she pledges her love to-
Stef: I HATE YOU BOTH!
Jericho: It's a love hate relationship, alright.
HHH: *Groan*
Stef: LEAVE ME ALONE! (Slams her fist against the wall)
Jericho: That must have hurt.....why is the building shaking?
HHH: Move!
(They all scramble out of the way as a bit of the roof falls down in frount of them)
Stef: Now see what you did!
Jericho: What I did?
HHH: Idiot Mcmahon! You nearly got us all killed!
Stef: You're so mean to me! I want a divorce!
HHH: I SAID I WANTED ONE FIRST!
Stef: DID NOT!
HHH: DID TOO!
Jericho: I hate to interrupt, but....the door's blocked!
Stef: WHAT?
HHH: Stef! This is your fault!
Stef: Is not!
HHH: IS TOO!
Stef: IS NOT!
Jericho: *sigh*
Rock: The Rock's hair is getting wet!
Matt: So?
Rock: So? SO?!? It takes three hours to do this hair every morning!
Molly: Rock, I hate to point it out, but you don't HAVE any hair!
Jeff: Gwahaha...Austin's dead.....Deader than dead....dead diddy dead....
Austin: Actually I'm not dead yet.
Jeff: Gwahaha....Austin's fatally wounded.....
Austin: I think I might pull through.
Jeff: Gwahaha...haha...ha...
Austin: I feel a lot be- (Falls over again with another knife in his back)
Molly: EEEEEK!
Jeff: One by one...
Matt: Will somebody shut him up?
Rock: With pleasure (Knocks Jeff out a slings him over his shoulder)
Matt: Ah, silence is golden.
Jeff: So are gold things.
Rock: I knocked you out!
Jeff: (Sliding down off The Rock's shoulder) Who's next? Hmmm? Deader than dead! GWAHAHA!
Matt: SHUT UP! Now. Where were we?
Molly: I forget.
Voice: Boys, you're standing in my yard.
Kurt: Can I have that one? And that one?
Jazz: Yes, Kurt. Have all the imaginary butterflies you want.
Kurt: And that one?
Jazz: Yes.
Kurt: And the pink one?
Jazz: YES!
Kurt: And-
Jazz: KURT! Will you give it a rest?
Kurt: You scared all the butterflies away!
Jazz: WHAT GOD-DAMNED BUTTERFLIES?!?
Kurt: They're very religious butterflies, actually Jennifer.
Jazz: Grrrrr.
Kurt: They say you hurt their feelings.
Jazz: Kurt, shut up.
Kurt: They say they bet they know more about Moses and other religious blokes than you ever will.
Jazz: NOW!
Kurt: They say-
Jazz: KURT WILL YOU STOP TALKING TO IMAGINARY RELIGIOUS PINK BUTTERFLIES AND HELP ME FIND A WAY OUTTA HERE?!?
Kurt: Only if you aplologise to them.
Jazz: I am NOT apologising to them.
Kurt: Then I'm not moving.
Jazz: *sigh* I am sorry religious pink imaginary butterflies for implying that you were not knowlegable about the old testament. Happy?
Kurt: Yup Yup. So where are we going?
Jazz: Wherever The Rock is.
Kurt: And all the others?
Jazz: Yeah, that as well.
Kurt: Jennifer?
Jazz: Yes?
Kurt: Can I have that one?
Voice: Boys, you're standing in my yard.
Kane: 'TAKER, IS THAT YOU?
Undertaker: You're making the big dog angry.
Matt: Leave us alone! We're not doing anything to you!
Undertaker: Like I said you're in my yard. No, really. This is my yard.
Molly: You live here?!?
Taker: Gotta have a holiday home somewhere.
Matt: In a derelict imaginary canadian city?
Taker: *shrugs* It's quiet. Do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?
Jeff: Yay!
(In the Undertaker's kitchen)
Matt: Just milk for Jeff, Taker.
Jeff: MAAAAAATT!
Matt: Behave! You're a guest!
Jeff: *giggles* One by one...hehehe
Taker: You're right...we don't want to add caffine to that.
Matt: But why do you want to live in a place like this?
Taker: Because it's the perfect location for my sinister internet based evil corporation- CompuGlobalHyperMeganet3000!
Molly: Catchy name.
Taker: MWAHAHAHA! BROTHER! WILL YOU JOIN ME IN MY EVIL ENTERPRISE?
Kane: MWAHAHAHAHA! NO THANKS.
Taker: Come on! I'll make you famous!
Kane: I HAVE OTHER CONSIDERATIONS TO THINK OF NOW, I CAN'T JUST GO OFF JOINING EVIL CORPORATIONS AS I PLEASE. I HAVE APHRODITE TO LOOK AFTER.
Taker: You're no fun!
Jeff: I'll join! HEHEHE! Burnitburnitkillkillkillcrushkilldestroybuyteacosiesdestroyworld! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Taker: NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT! I'll go get the biscuits.
(Taker walks into the next room and seconds later they hear a scream)
Matt: Taker! Are you ok? (They rush into the next room, and see Taker on the floor with the shaft of a arrow sticking out of the side of his head)
Molly; Is he-?
RVD: Dead.
Molly: EEEEEEEEK!
Rock: Would you stop doing that?
Jeff: No! Is this the end of CompuGlobalHyperMeganet3000?!?
Matt: Jeff, you are not joining a sinister internet based evil corporation and that's my last word.
Jeff: Oh you're next.
Matt: What was that young man?!?
Jeff: One by one....
Kane: I HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH MY BROTHER UNTIL THE COPS COME.
Molly: I'll stay with you. It isn't good for Shane-o to be seperated from a parent.
Rock: You sure you don't wanna go with The Rock, Molly?
Molly: No thank you.
Rock: Sure? Last chance?
Molly: NO!
Rock: Your loss.
Matt: Jeff, you're coming with us.
Jeff: Hehehe....stabby stabby...oh yes....but where did the knife come from? Who can shoot a bow? GWAHAHA!
Rock: Either say something intelligent, or shut up jabroni.
Jeff: Can I do neither?
Rock: You're an idiot, you know that?
Jeff: You're next, you know that?
HHH: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Jericho: Shouting aint gonna improve matters.
HHH: Dammit! Trapped in a small room with Y2Jackass and Slut of the year four years running!
Stef: If I'm such a slut, why did you marry me?
HHH: You're a rich slut.
Jericho: Good point. Now let's get out of here.
Stef: Don't! If you try to unbury the door, the whole ceiling could collapse!
Jericho: Would you miss it? Would you?
Stef: There's gotta be another way out.
HHH: There is a hole in the ceiling. We could climb up though there, and go down the fire escape.
Jericho: It's a plan. But the hole is quite high up. You think we can reach?
HHH: If we climb up the debris from where it fell in.
Stef: But we could bring the whole roof down on us!
Jericho: It's the only chance we've got!
HHH: Thankyou for volunteering to go first.
Jericho: I did no such thing.
HHH: Can you prove it? Up you go!
Jericho: Feh. (He climbs up the rubble heap, pulling himself through the hole in the roof, and part of it collapses)
Stef: Be careful!!
Jericho: I'm up! Stef, you next, hurry! It's could all fall in at any time!
(Stef climbs the heap, then takes Jericho's hand and he pulls her up, but her foot slips and the whole building starts collapsing)
Jericho: Stef! Quick! Hold on to me!
Stef: ......Chris?
Jericho: And- JUMP!
(They jump, and land outside, just as the whole building collapses behind them, action movie style)
Stef: ...Hunter? HUNTER! Where are you? HUNTER!!!
Jericho: Stef.....I'm sorry....
Stef: Sob! Chris! He was in there, when it..when...
Jericho: Stef...
Stef: Y-yes?
Jericho: I love you, you know that.
Stef: I know...
Jeff: Hehehe, there goes another one!
Matt: What are you on about, Jeff? No-one's dead that I can see but then again it can be hard to tell with The Rock.
Jeff: Game over....hehehe....
Rock: Why don't you just shut your mouth and make the world a better place?
Jeff: One by one....
END OF PART 5
I thought I would finish it this chapter. Oh well. I'll get another chapter out of this yet.
And sorry for the shameless Monty Python rip off. More up next wed or maybe after that depens on your reviews so get reviewing already.
Part 5
Disclaimer- I don't own squat, ok?
Thanks to my mate Hel for any of her ideas I've stuck in this.
Matt: I think we're lost again.
Rock: And I think you're a jabroni. So what?
Jeff: Matt, where's Kurt gone?
Matt: Away. Hopefully for a long time.
Jeff: Why?
Matt: Ask The Rock.
(Jeff looks expectantly at The Rock)
Rock: What?
Austin: What?
Matt: You still here? I forgot about you.
Austin: I say we all just sit down a drink a beer untill we get rescued.
Kane: AND WHAT IF WE'RE NOT RESCUED?
Molly: We will be....won't we?
Rock: Don't be scared, Molly. The Rock's here to protect you.
Molly: Eww.
Jeff: My thoughts exactly.
Rock: My heart dosen't exactly flutter for YOU either.
Matt: Will you guys give it a rest? We're never gonna find the arena at this rate.
RVD: Maybe we should split up.
Jeff: No! They always do that in horror movies, and then they get killed! One by one!
Austin: What? That's a load of crap! See, ah'm going over here all on ma own and ah'm not-
(Austin suddenly keels over with a bread knife in his back)
Molly: EEEEEK!
Jeff: One by one....
Matt: Jeff! Stop that right now!
Jeff: Gwa ha ha. You'll see. Who's next?
Molly: Jeff? Are you okay?
Jeff: Me, or you? Or you, or me? Who's next? GWAHAHA!
Matt: He gets like this. Ignore him.
Rock: Now that, The Rock can do.
(Kane holds his hand out and sniffs the air)
Kane: IT'S RAINING.
RVD: Kewel.
Rock: Shut it.
(HHH, stef and Jericho are in a derelict building, sheltering from the rain)
Stef: Hunter, what are you doing here?
HHH: Vince told me to come find you all or he's gonna hang me from my balls by the titan tron.
Jericho: You have balls?
HHH: I should have known that I would find you two wandering around alone.
Stef: We're not alone! Well, we are now, but we got seperated from the others!
Jericho: Have you seen them?
HHH: No. I expect they have more sense than to want to hang out with a cheap slut like you.
Stef: Jericho's not that cheap!
Jericho: He meant you.
Stef: Oh.....I'm not cheap!
Jericho: Come on, Stef, face it. You're a bottem feeding trash bag 50-cents-a-try skanky bargin basement trash bag ho!
HHH: Can you say fast and easy?
Stef: This isn't fair! Stop ganging up on me!
Jericho: You know, HHH, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Stef: You can't do this to me!
Both: Why?
Stef: Because- I'M PREGNANT!
HHH: AGAIN?!?
Jericho: Stef, you've already used that one today.
Stef: Well...I'm dying!
Both: WOOHOO!
Stef: I'm an alien!
Jericho: Well, duh.
Stef: I'm adopted!
HHH: Now that one I don't believe.
Jericho: Yeah, she's a McMahon alright.
Stef: I love you?
HHH: Which one of us?
Jericho: It's okay, Hunter, you can have this one.
HHH: No, no, I insist. It's you she loves.
Jericho: Haha, how you jest. Sureley she pledges her love to-
Stef: I HATE YOU BOTH!
Jericho: It's a love hate relationship, alright.
HHH: *Groan*
Stef: LEAVE ME ALONE! (Slams her fist against the wall)
Jericho: That must have hurt.....why is the building shaking?
HHH: Move!
(They all scramble out of the way as a bit of the roof falls down in frount of them)
Stef: Now see what you did!
Jericho: What I did?
HHH: Idiot Mcmahon! You nearly got us all killed!
Stef: You're so mean to me! I want a divorce!
HHH: I SAID I WANTED ONE FIRST!
Stef: DID NOT!
HHH: DID TOO!
Jericho: I hate to interrupt, but....the door's blocked!
Stef: WHAT?
HHH: Stef! This is your fault!
Stef: Is not!
HHH: IS TOO!
Stef: IS NOT!
Jericho: *sigh*
Rock: The Rock's hair is getting wet!
Matt: So?
Rock: So? SO?!? It takes three hours to do this hair every morning!
Molly: Rock, I hate to point it out, but you don't HAVE any hair!
Jeff: Gwahaha...Austin's dead.....Deader than dead....dead diddy dead....
Austin: Actually I'm not dead yet.
Jeff: Gwahaha....Austin's fatally wounded.....
Austin: I think I might pull through.
Jeff: Gwahaha...haha...ha...
Austin: I feel a lot be- (Falls over again with another knife in his back)
Molly: EEEEEK!
Jeff: One by one...
Matt: Will somebody shut him up?
Rock: With pleasure (Knocks Jeff out a slings him over his shoulder)
Matt: Ah, silence is golden.
Jeff: So are gold things.
Rock: I knocked you out!
Jeff: (Sliding down off The Rock's shoulder) Who's next? Hmmm? Deader than dead! GWAHAHA!
Matt: SHUT UP! Now. Where were we?
Molly: I forget.
Voice: Boys, you're standing in my yard.
Kurt: Can I have that one? And that one?
Jazz: Yes, Kurt. Have all the imaginary butterflies you want.
Kurt: And that one?
Jazz: Yes.
Kurt: And the pink one?
Jazz: YES!
Kurt: And-
Jazz: KURT! Will you give it a rest?
Kurt: You scared all the butterflies away!
Jazz: WHAT GOD-DAMNED BUTTERFLIES?!?
Kurt: They're very religious butterflies, actually Jennifer.
Jazz: Grrrrr.
Kurt: They say you hurt their feelings.
Jazz: Kurt, shut up.
Kurt: They say they bet they know more about Moses and other religious blokes than you ever will.
Jazz: NOW!
Kurt: They say-
Jazz: KURT WILL YOU STOP TALKING TO IMAGINARY RELIGIOUS PINK BUTTERFLIES AND HELP ME FIND A WAY OUTTA HERE?!?
Kurt: Only if you aplologise to them.
Jazz: I am NOT apologising to them.
Kurt: Then I'm not moving.
Jazz: *sigh* I am sorry religious pink imaginary butterflies for implying that you were not knowlegable about the old testament. Happy?
Kurt: Yup Yup. So where are we going?
Jazz: Wherever The Rock is.
Kurt: And all the others?
Jazz: Yeah, that as well.
Kurt: Jennifer?
Jazz: Yes?
Kurt: Can I have that one?
Voice: Boys, you're standing in my yard.
Kane: 'TAKER, IS THAT YOU?
Undertaker: You're making the big dog angry.
Matt: Leave us alone! We're not doing anything to you!
Undertaker: Like I said you're in my yard. No, really. This is my yard.
Molly: You live here?!?
Taker: Gotta have a holiday home somewhere.
Matt: In a derelict imaginary canadian city?
Taker: *shrugs* It's quiet. Do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?
Jeff: Yay!
(In the Undertaker's kitchen)
Matt: Just milk for Jeff, Taker.
Jeff: MAAAAAATT!
Matt: Behave! You're a guest!
Jeff: *giggles* One by one...hehehe
Taker: You're right...we don't want to add caffine to that.
Matt: But why do you want to live in a place like this?
Taker: Because it's the perfect location for my sinister internet based evil corporation- CompuGlobalHyperMeganet3000!
Molly: Catchy name.
Taker: MWAHAHAHA! BROTHER! WILL YOU JOIN ME IN MY EVIL ENTERPRISE?
Kane: MWAHAHAHAHA! NO THANKS.
Taker: Come on! I'll make you famous!
Kane: I HAVE OTHER CONSIDERATIONS TO THINK OF NOW, I CAN'T JUST GO OFF JOINING EVIL CORPORATIONS AS I PLEASE. I HAVE APHRODITE TO LOOK AFTER.
Taker: You're no fun!
Jeff: I'll join! HEHEHE! Burnitburnitkillkillkillcrushkilldestroybuyteacosiesdestroyworld! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Taker: NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT! I'll go get the biscuits.
(Taker walks into the next room and seconds later they hear a scream)
Matt: Taker! Are you ok? (They rush into the next room, and see Taker on the floor with the shaft of a arrow sticking out of the side of his head)
Molly; Is he-?
RVD: Dead.
Molly: EEEEEEEEK!
Rock: Would you stop doing that?
Jeff: No! Is this the end of CompuGlobalHyperMeganet3000?!?
Matt: Jeff, you are not joining a sinister internet based evil corporation and that's my last word.
Jeff: Oh you're next.
Matt: What was that young man?!?
Jeff: One by one....
Kane: I HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH MY BROTHER UNTIL THE COPS COME.
Molly: I'll stay with you. It isn't good for Shane-o to be seperated from a parent.
Rock: You sure you don't wanna go with The Rock, Molly?
Molly: No thank you.
Rock: Sure? Last chance?
Molly: NO!
Rock: Your loss.
Matt: Jeff, you're coming with us.
Jeff: Hehehe....stabby stabby...oh yes....but where did the knife come from? Who can shoot a bow? GWAHAHA!
Rock: Either say something intelligent, or shut up jabroni.
Jeff: Can I do neither?
Rock: You're an idiot, you know that?
Jeff: You're next, you know that?
HHH: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Jericho: Shouting aint gonna improve matters.
HHH: Dammit! Trapped in a small room with Y2Jackass and Slut of the year four years running!
Stef: If I'm such a slut, why did you marry me?
HHH: You're a rich slut.
Jericho: Good point. Now let's get out of here.
Stef: Don't! If you try to unbury the door, the whole ceiling could collapse!
Jericho: Would you miss it? Would you?
Stef: There's gotta be another way out.
HHH: There is a hole in the ceiling. We could climb up though there, and go down the fire escape.
Jericho: It's a plan. But the hole is quite high up. You think we can reach?
HHH: If we climb up the debris from where it fell in.
Stef: But we could bring the whole roof down on us!
Jericho: It's the only chance we've got!
HHH: Thankyou for volunteering to go first.
Jericho: I did no such thing.
HHH: Can you prove it? Up you go!
Jericho: Feh. (He climbs up the rubble heap, pulling himself through the hole in the roof, and part of it collapses)
Stef: Be careful!!
Jericho: I'm up! Stef, you next, hurry! It's could all fall in at any time!
(Stef climbs the heap, then takes Jericho's hand and he pulls her up, but her foot slips and the whole building starts collapsing)
Jericho: Stef! Quick! Hold on to me!
Stef: ......Chris?
Jericho: And- JUMP!
(They jump, and land outside, just as the whole building collapses behind them, action movie style)
Stef: ...Hunter? HUNTER! Where are you? HUNTER!!!
Jericho: Stef.....I'm sorry....
Stef: Sob! Chris! He was in there, when it..when...
Jericho: Stef...
Stef: Y-yes?
Jericho: I love you, you know that.
Stef: I know...
Jeff: Hehehe, there goes another one!
Matt: What are you on about, Jeff? No-one's dead that I can see but then again it can be hard to tell with The Rock.
Jeff: Game over....hehehe....
Rock: Why don't you just shut your mouth and make the world a better place?
Jeff: One by one....
END OF PART 5
I thought I would finish it this chapter. Oh well. I'll get another chapter out of this yet.
And sorry for the shameless Monty Python rip off. More up next wed or maybe after that depens on your reviews so get reviewing already.