Disclaimer: yeah, well obviously I didn't create Harry Potter or Star Wars
A/N: whooo hoooo!!! Finally story time!!!!
Princess Hiremany was in the library, as usual. This time she had to hurry. Darth Malfoy might come at any moment.
"Ah ha!" she said. She had found the book at last. "R2-Gin2! Come quickly!" she yelled.
R2-Gin2 came rolling around the corner. She was wearing roller skates (hence the rolling).
"R2-Gin2," said Hiremany, "I need you to take this book to A-Whan- Dumbledore!"
"A1? Why do you need steak sauce to have a book?" asked R2-Gin2.
"Not A1! A-Whan!! This book contains the information we need to wipe the Death Stare off Darth Malfoy's face once and for all!"
"I'll take it to him and quickly," said R2-Gin2. She rolled off to find Fred-Weasley-O. Less than a minute later she found him.
"Fred-Weasley-O!" she said. "We have to take this book to A-Whan- Dumbledore! He's Princess Hiremany's only hope!"
"Why is a steak sauce her only hope?" asked Fred-Weasley-O stupidly.
"Not A1!!" yelled R2-Gin2, "A-Whan!"
At that moment, Darth Malfoy entered the library. His two henchmen, Crabbe and Goyle, followed him.
"Where is the book?!" he roared.
"We have to get out of here!" Fred-Weasley-O told R2-Gin2.
"Good thing I happened to find this invisibility cloak on the floor earlier," said R2-Gin2. So, the two put the cloak over themselves and snuck out of the library.
"Princess Hiremany," said Darth Malfoy, "how nice to see you here. Now tell me…WHERE IS THE BOOK??"
"I'm not telling you anything Darth Malfoy!" spat Hiremany.
"Fine! I'll just have to take you down to my dungeons! We shall see how much torture it takes for you to talk! Ahahahahahahahaha (A/N: that's an evil laugh by the way)!!!"
"Right," said Fred-Weasley-O. "Oi! R2-Gin2! Do you know where we're going?"
"No idea!" she told him.
"Well, do ya think he could help?" Fred-Weasley-O pointed to a young man who was walking down the hallway, whistling.
"Excuse me," said R2-Gin2 rolling up to him. "I'm R2-Gin2, and this is my friend Fred-Weasley-O."
"Hullo! I'm Harry Firewalker."
"Do you think you could help us? We're looking for an A-Whan- Dumbledore. Do you know where he is?"
"A-Whan-Dumbledore? Nope, sorry can't help!" Harry left down the hallway.
"Great!" complained Fred-Weasley-O.
A second later, Harry came running back yelling, "Wait! I know a Dumbledore! Maybe he knows A-Whan!"
"Well, take us to him!" yelled R2-Gin2, "And quickly!"
A/N: whooo hoooo!!! Finally story time!!!!
Princess Hiremany was in the library, as usual. This time she had to hurry. Darth Malfoy might come at any moment.
"Ah ha!" she said. She had found the book at last. "R2-Gin2! Come quickly!" she yelled.
R2-Gin2 came rolling around the corner. She was wearing roller skates (hence the rolling).
"R2-Gin2," said Hiremany, "I need you to take this book to A-Whan- Dumbledore!"
"A1? Why do you need steak sauce to have a book?" asked R2-Gin2.
"Not A1! A-Whan!! This book contains the information we need to wipe the Death Stare off Darth Malfoy's face once and for all!"
"I'll take it to him and quickly," said R2-Gin2. She rolled off to find Fred-Weasley-O. Less than a minute later she found him.
"Fred-Weasley-O!" she said. "We have to take this book to A-Whan- Dumbledore! He's Princess Hiremany's only hope!"
"Why is a steak sauce her only hope?" asked Fred-Weasley-O stupidly.
"Not A1!!" yelled R2-Gin2, "A-Whan!"
At that moment, Darth Malfoy entered the library. His two henchmen, Crabbe and Goyle, followed him.
"Where is the book?!" he roared.
"We have to get out of here!" Fred-Weasley-O told R2-Gin2.
"Good thing I happened to find this invisibility cloak on the floor earlier," said R2-Gin2. So, the two put the cloak over themselves and snuck out of the library.
"Princess Hiremany," said Darth Malfoy, "how nice to see you here. Now tell me…WHERE IS THE BOOK??"
"I'm not telling you anything Darth Malfoy!" spat Hiremany.
"Fine! I'll just have to take you down to my dungeons! We shall see how much torture it takes for you to talk! Ahahahahahahahaha (A/N: that's an evil laugh by the way)!!!"
"Right," said Fred-Weasley-O. "Oi! R2-Gin2! Do you know where we're going?"
"No idea!" she told him.
"Well, do ya think he could help?" Fred-Weasley-O pointed to a young man who was walking down the hallway, whistling.
"Excuse me," said R2-Gin2 rolling up to him. "I'm R2-Gin2, and this is my friend Fred-Weasley-O."
"Hullo! I'm Harry Firewalker."
"Do you think you could help us? We're looking for an A-Whan- Dumbledore. Do you know where he is?"
"A-Whan-Dumbledore? Nope, sorry can't help!" Harry left down the hallway.
"Great!" complained Fred-Weasley-O.
A second later, Harry came running back yelling, "Wait! I know a Dumbledore! Maybe he knows A-Whan!"
"Well, take us to him!" yelled R2-Gin2, "And quickly!"