Author Note: OK, Bob the Builder is copyright to Bob and Rayearth to
whoever made it. I didn't really make any of the characters....
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Blob the Killer
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Umi: Not again! PLEASE Fuu! You're good with kids!
Fuu: Miss Umi, the kids expect you.
Umi: You mean the same little brats I have to deal with every time?!
Hikaru: The same. Now get on out there!
Umi: Oi.... Why me....?
.........
Kids: blahblahblahblah!
Umi: Ahem....
Kids: And then he blahblah and blah blah but...
Umi: AHEM....
Kids: And they blah blah and after we blahblah sooooooo cool and....
Umi: SHADDUP YOU LITTLE NEWTS!
Kids: ..........!
Umi: That's better. Today, we're
Kids: WAAAAAAAAH! SHE CALLED ME A NEWT!
Umi: Oooooh! Forget the newt!
Kids: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Umi: I uh, didn't say NEWT! It was, uh, Newspeople?
Fuu: UMI!
Umi: ....!
Fuu: Umi, you made them cry AGAIN?!
Umi: Well .....
Fuu: YOU MADE THEM CRY?!
Umi: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Fuu: .........
Umi: SPARE ME! I'LL WORK WITH MOKONA! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!! PLEEEAAASE!
Ferio: Wadaya gonna do?
Umi: She's going to.....
Ferio: ....?
Umi: To...
Ferio: SPIT IT OUT!
Umi: TO MAKE ME EAT PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE!
DUN DUN D U U U U U U U U U U U U U N!
Ferio: *gasp* THE FIEND! Is this true?!
Fuu: Yes! It is true!
Lantis: I like upside down cake!
DUN DUN D U U U U U U U U U U U U U N!
Umi: HOW CAN YOU?!
Fuu: Now GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
Ferio: How do you make your head so big when you're angry?!
Fuu: Simple trick. An optical illusion.
Ferio: Really?
Fuu: *whispering* No, I just ask the animator to enlarge it.
Ferio: *whispering* Oh...
Umi: Okaaaaaaaay.... Now then, HeY kIdS! i'M bOb ThE bUiLdEr! AhAhAhAhAhA!
Kids: YAY! BOOOOOOB the builder CAN we fix it? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB the builder,
Umi: NO WE CAN'T!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!
Umi: Now, what is Blob's little town called?
Kid: Uuuuuum, I forgot!
Umi: Ok, let's go to Ifergott!
........
Umi: AHEM, I said let's go to Ifergott!!!!
........
Umi: LOWER THE $*@&%&*@ BACKGROUND ALREADY!!!!!
C R A A A A A A A A S H !
Umi: I said LOWER it, not DROP it!
Lantis: Sorry.....
Umi: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE, MISTER I-LIKE-PINEAPPLE-UPSIDE-DOWN- CAKE?! Nobody likes you anyways!
Lantis: = ( THAT'S MEAN!
Umi: NOBODY LIKES YOU, EVERYBODY HATES YOU, GUESS YOU'D BETTER MAKE A NEW BACKGROUND AND LOWER IT N I C E L Y!!!
Lantis: Ok.....
scribble scribble scribble....
Lantis: COLOURING! COLOURING!
scribble scribble.....
Umi: Why are you using sidewalk chalk?
Lantis: Making it on the sidewalk.....
Umi: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT ON THE DADGUM SIDEWALK!
Lantis: Well SOR-RY Miss Perfect!
Umi: IT'S BLOB THE BUILDER!!!
Lantis: ANYONE can make THAT easy mistake! How was I supposed to know that you don't make backgrounds on the sidewalk?!
Umi: EVEN ALL THESE *$^%&@*% KIDS KNOW THAT!!!
Lantis: = (
Umi: Akemay Ayay ewnay ackbay oundgray eforbay iyay eatyay ouyay aliveyay!
Lantis: O-B-K-B.
scribble scribble....
Lantis: COLOURING! COLOURING!
Umi: Ugh....... HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?!
Lantis: Go over what?
Umi: BACKGROUNDS ARE BIG! YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM ON A PEICE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER!
Lantis: ANYONE CAN MAKE THAT MISTAKE! = (
Umi: BLOB THE BUILDER FROM IFERGOTT DOESN'T! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Let's just get the props!!!!! We can pretend...
Kids: Zzzzzzzz.....
Umi: GIT UUUUUP!!!!
Kids: o.O ?
Umi: Ok, we set up the props so LET'S GET BUILLLDING!
Kids: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Umi: (I can't believe I acctually SAID that!) Oh No! SoMeOnE's HoUsE cAuGhT oN fIrE!
Kids: BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FiX IT?
Umi: No...
Kids: HOW COME?!
Mokona: Pu pu pu pu Pu! *squirts Umi with hose*
Umi: PPLLTU! STOP BLUBULUBULUBLULUBLUBULU!
Kids: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umi: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
Kids: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umi: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS STRESS AND PRESSURE!
Kids: AAAAAW.....
Umi: Mumblemumble grumble......
Fuu: Miss Umi!
Umi: WHAT?!
Fuu: Want some cookies?
Umi: ... OK!
SNARF SNARF MUNCH GULP B U U U U U U U R P!
Umi: Hitawu, I'fe neva feen bwob fa biwda. How do you emb ip?
Hikaru: You thay, Bye Kibs! Fee you necth pime!
Umi: O. Otay.
G U L P
Umi: BYE KIDS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
.....
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I know... It's not so funny as other ones. But if you've never even seen Bob the Builder, it's VERY hard to make fun of.....
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Blob the Killer
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Umi: Not again! PLEASE Fuu! You're good with kids!
Fuu: Miss Umi, the kids expect you.
Umi: You mean the same little brats I have to deal with every time?!
Hikaru: The same. Now get on out there!
Umi: Oi.... Why me....?
.........
Kids: blahblahblahblah!
Umi: Ahem....
Kids: And then he blahblah and blah blah but...
Umi: AHEM....
Kids: And they blah blah and after we blahblah sooooooo cool and....
Umi: SHADDUP YOU LITTLE NEWTS!
Kids: ..........!
Umi: That's better. Today, we're
Kids: WAAAAAAAAH! SHE CALLED ME A NEWT!
Umi: Oooooh! Forget the newt!
Kids: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Umi: I uh, didn't say NEWT! It was, uh, Newspeople?
Fuu: UMI!
Umi: ....!
Fuu: Umi, you made them cry AGAIN?!
Umi: Well .....
Fuu: YOU MADE THEM CRY?!
Umi: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Fuu: .........
Umi: SPARE ME! I'LL WORK WITH MOKONA! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!! PLEEEAAASE!
Ferio: Wadaya gonna do?
Umi: She's going to.....
Ferio: ....?
Umi: To...
Ferio: SPIT IT OUT!
Umi: TO MAKE ME EAT PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE!
DUN DUN D U U U U U U U U U U U U U N!
Ferio: *gasp* THE FIEND! Is this true?!
Fuu: Yes! It is true!
Lantis: I like upside down cake!
DUN DUN D U U U U U U U U U U U U U N!
Umi: HOW CAN YOU?!
Fuu: Now GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!
Ferio: How do you make your head so big when you're angry?!
Fuu: Simple trick. An optical illusion.
Ferio: Really?
Fuu: *whispering* No, I just ask the animator to enlarge it.
Ferio: *whispering* Oh...
Umi: Okaaaaaaaay.... Now then, HeY kIdS! i'M bOb ThE bUiLdEr! AhAhAhAhAhA!
Kids: YAY! BOOOOOOB the builder CAN we fix it? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB the builder,
Umi: NO WE CAN'T!
Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!
Umi: Now, what is Blob's little town called?
Kid: Uuuuuum, I forgot!
Umi: Ok, let's go to Ifergott!
........
Umi: AHEM, I said let's go to Ifergott!!!!
........
Umi: LOWER THE $*@&%&*@ BACKGROUND ALREADY!!!!!
C R A A A A A A A A S H !
Umi: I said LOWER it, not DROP it!
Lantis: Sorry.....
Umi: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE, MISTER I-LIKE-PINEAPPLE-UPSIDE-DOWN- CAKE?! Nobody likes you anyways!
Lantis: = ( THAT'S MEAN!
Umi: NOBODY LIKES YOU, EVERYBODY HATES YOU, GUESS YOU'D BETTER MAKE A NEW BACKGROUND AND LOWER IT N I C E L Y!!!
Lantis: Ok.....
scribble scribble scribble....
Lantis: COLOURING! COLOURING!
scribble scribble.....
Umi: Why are you using sidewalk chalk?
Lantis: Making it on the sidewalk.....
Umi: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT ON THE DADGUM SIDEWALK!
Lantis: Well SOR-RY Miss Perfect!
Umi: IT'S BLOB THE BUILDER!!!
Lantis: ANYONE can make THAT easy mistake! How was I supposed to know that you don't make backgrounds on the sidewalk?!
Umi: EVEN ALL THESE *$^%&@*% KIDS KNOW THAT!!!
Lantis: = (
Umi: Akemay Ayay ewnay ackbay oundgray eforbay iyay eatyay ouyay aliveyay!
Lantis: O-B-K-B.
scribble scribble....
Lantis: COLOURING! COLOURING!
Umi: Ugh....... HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?!
Lantis: Go over what?
Umi: BACKGROUNDS ARE BIG! YOU CAN'T MAKE THEM ON A PEICE OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER!
Lantis: ANYONE CAN MAKE THAT MISTAKE! = (
Umi: BLOB THE BUILDER FROM IFERGOTT DOESN'T! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! Let's just get the props!!!!! We can pretend...
Kids: Zzzzzzzz.....
Umi: GIT UUUUUP!!!!
Kids: o.O ?
Umi: Ok, we set up the props so LET'S GET BUILLLDING!
Kids: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Umi: (I can't believe I acctually SAID that!) Oh No! SoMeOnE's HoUsE cAuGhT oN fIrE!
Kids: BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FiX IT?
Umi: No...
Kids: HOW COME?!
Mokona: Pu pu pu pu Pu! *squirts Umi with hose*
Umi: PPLLTU! STOP BLUBULUBULUBLULUBLUBULU!
Kids: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umi: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
Kids: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Umi: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS STRESS AND PRESSURE!
Kids: AAAAAW.....
Umi: Mumblemumble grumble......
Fuu: Miss Umi!
Umi: WHAT?!
Fuu: Want some cookies?
Umi: ... OK!
SNARF SNARF MUNCH GULP B U U U U U U U R P!
Umi: Hitawu, I'fe neva feen bwob fa biwda. How do you emb ip?
Hikaru: You thay, Bye Kibs! Fee you necth pime!
Umi: O. Otay.
G U L P
Umi: BYE KIDS! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
.....
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I know... It's not so funny as other ones. But if you've never even seen Bob the Builder, it's VERY hard to make fun of.....