A Tale Of Two Fathers
~* By, Sgt. Mike~*
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Chapter One: The Pregnancy
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Matt and Amy had been married for awhile now and they were expecting their first child. They shared a house with Jeff and Trish who were recently married as well, and were expecting their first baby.
Matt and Jeff both had one thing in common, ' They didn't want to do all the grocery shopping.'
"Oh Matt," Amy called.
Matt slowly peaked his head around the corner.
"Yes dear?" Matt asked coming over towards her.
"I'm hungry," Amy said slightly rubbing her expanded tummy.
Matt nodded his head yes and was out the door in a few minutes.
Matt, Amy, Jeff & Trish all shared a house.
Jeff frantically ran down the stairs.
*Oh no where are the car keys* Jeff thought.
"Jeffy! You better be out the door and on your way to the grocery store!" Trish yelled from upstairs.
Jeff slowly creaked her bedroom door opened and walked in.
"Um, Trish honey Matt took the car keys and left for the grocery store," Jeff said keeping his distance.
"He what!" Trish yelled.
"Please don't get all angry, as soon as Matt gets home I'll run right out," Jeff said.
"You better," Trish said.
Jeff quickly shut the door and ran down the stairs.
Twenty minutes later Jeff heard Matt's car pull up in the driveway. Jeff came running outside and yanked open the car door.
"Did you get food enough for the both of them?" Jeff questioned nervously.
"Yeah, I figured she would be hungry too," Matt said.
"Oh thank you Matt, because if you wouldn't have Trish might have pulled on my hair and then it would have fallen out in clumps," Jeff said messing with his blue hair.
"Now we wouldn't want that to happen to your pretty little head now would we?" Matt said opening the trunk to his candy apple red1965 ford mustang.
Jeff and Matt grabbed some groceries from the trunk of Matt's car. Before Matt could open the front door he had noticed that is was slowly starting to open.
"Come on in, hurry!" Trish said excitedly.
Amy came wobbling out of her bedroom and out into the kitchen.
"What did you get us!" Amy asked excitedly, taking the grocery bags from Matt and Jeff. "Pot roast and Pizza!" she exclaimed.
"Oh thank you boys!" Trish exclaimed slightly trying to hug them.
"We're going to go watch some football," Matt said.
"Yeah fine," Trish replied as she stuffed her face with some grapes.
Matt plopped himself down on the couch, turned to channel four and noticed that the Carolina Panthers were playing.
Jeff turned his head to see Amy and Trish come in with plates of food the size of a Buffalo.
"Holy cow Matt look at the size of the plates they have," Jeff whispered.
Matt's eyes got wide as he watched Amy plop herself down on the couch next to him.
"Matty dear," Amy said.
"What is it now?" Matt whined.
"Can we turn to the news?"
"But dear, football's on," Matt said.
"Please dear, I rarely ever watch the news anymore," Amy responded fluttering her eyes lashes.
*Dang it I can't turn away from those eyes* Matt thought as he put the remote in her hand.
"Thanks dear, I owe you one," Amy said.
"Come on Matt we can go watch the football game on the big screen TV down in the basement," Jeff whispered.
Matt and Jeff got up from the couch and went down to the basement.
As Matt and Jeff were walking down the stairs they heard Trish crying.
"What's wrong with her?" Matt asked.
"Don't worry she sometimes gets a little emotional when she watches the food network," Jeff said.
"But she's watching Martha Stewart," Matt said with a slight whining sound in his voice.
Matt slowly walked up to Trish and lightly tapped her on the shoulder.
"Um, Trish can we watch the football game? You can go upstairs and watch the news with Amy," Matt suggested.
"No, this is important for me to watch," Trish said as she pulled out a tissue.
"Look at that Banana Split!" Trish wailed.
"Were going to miss the game," Matt whined.
"Quit your whining," Jeff said as he slapped him upside the head.
"Yeah like you have a better idea," Matt replied, rubbing his head.
"Actually I do," Jeff said rubbing his chin.
"Oh yeah what is it?" Matt challenged.
"Well we can always go to oh uh, the Hurricane's house," Jeff said.
"Yeah let's go," Matt responded.
"Wait, no we have to sneak out a window," Jeff said.
"Why?" Matt questioned.
"Because if they hear us go through the front door they will ask us to go somewhere for them," Jeff replied.
"Oh yeah," Matt said.
Matt and Jeff sneaked over to the window in the basement careful not to disturb Trish from the food network. Slowly Jeff opened the window.
"Ok Matt you first," Jeff said.
Matt pulled out a little crate and climbed up on it. As Matt pulled himself up to the window his one foot swung back and hit Jeff in the nose, knocking him on the floor.
"Jeff, I'm sorry I didn't mean to do it," Matt whispered.
"You were trying to break my nose eh?" Jeff said. He got up, climbed on the crate and pushed Matt off the window ledge, Jeff heard Matt hit the ground. *SPLAT*
Jeff looked down to see Matt lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
"Look out below," Jeff said as he jumped off and landed on top of Matt's back.
"Get off my back!" Matt muttered under his breath.
Jeff slowly rolled off and helped Matt off the ground.
Twenty minutes later Matt and Jeff had finally reached Shane Helm's house.
As Matt and Jeff approached the door they both noticed that he had a green lantern door knocker. Matt knocked on the door. Shane opened the door.
"Welcome to the Hurricane's palace," Shane said. Matt and Jeff started to laugh. "My Hurri-senses are telling me something," Shane said.
"Yeah, that's because you are wearing Green Lantern Pajamas," Matt stated.
"The Hurricane is embarrassed," Shane said running off.
"Where is he going?" Matt asked.
"He's probably going off the deep end," Jeff quipped.
When Shane came out he was wearing regular clothes not his wrestling clothes.
~* By, Sgt. Mike~*
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Chapter One: The Pregnancy
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Matt and Amy had been married for awhile now and they were expecting their first child. They shared a house with Jeff and Trish who were recently married as well, and were expecting their first baby.
Matt and Jeff both had one thing in common, ' They didn't want to do all the grocery shopping.'
"Oh Matt," Amy called.
Matt slowly peaked his head around the corner.
"Yes dear?" Matt asked coming over towards her.
"I'm hungry," Amy said slightly rubbing her expanded tummy.
Matt nodded his head yes and was out the door in a few minutes.
Matt, Amy, Jeff & Trish all shared a house.
Jeff frantically ran down the stairs.
*Oh no where are the car keys* Jeff thought.
"Jeffy! You better be out the door and on your way to the grocery store!" Trish yelled from upstairs.
Jeff slowly creaked her bedroom door opened and walked in.
"Um, Trish honey Matt took the car keys and left for the grocery store," Jeff said keeping his distance.
"He what!" Trish yelled.
"Please don't get all angry, as soon as Matt gets home I'll run right out," Jeff said.
"You better," Trish said.
Jeff quickly shut the door and ran down the stairs.
Twenty minutes later Jeff heard Matt's car pull up in the driveway. Jeff came running outside and yanked open the car door.
"Did you get food enough for the both of them?" Jeff questioned nervously.
"Yeah, I figured she would be hungry too," Matt said.
"Oh thank you Matt, because if you wouldn't have Trish might have pulled on my hair and then it would have fallen out in clumps," Jeff said messing with his blue hair.
"Now we wouldn't want that to happen to your pretty little head now would we?" Matt said opening the trunk to his candy apple red1965 ford mustang.
Jeff and Matt grabbed some groceries from the trunk of Matt's car. Before Matt could open the front door he had noticed that is was slowly starting to open.
"Come on in, hurry!" Trish said excitedly.
Amy came wobbling out of her bedroom and out into the kitchen.
"What did you get us!" Amy asked excitedly, taking the grocery bags from Matt and Jeff. "Pot roast and Pizza!" she exclaimed.
"Oh thank you boys!" Trish exclaimed slightly trying to hug them.
"We're going to go watch some football," Matt said.
"Yeah fine," Trish replied as she stuffed her face with some grapes.
Matt plopped himself down on the couch, turned to channel four and noticed that the Carolina Panthers were playing.
Jeff turned his head to see Amy and Trish come in with plates of food the size of a Buffalo.
"Holy cow Matt look at the size of the plates they have," Jeff whispered.
Matt's eyes got wide as he watched Amy plop herself down on the couch next to him.
"Matty dear," Amy said.
"What is it now?" Matt whined.
"Can we turn to the news?"
"But dear, football's on," Matt said.
"Please dear, I rarely ever watch the news anymore," Amy responded fluttering her eyes lashes.
*Dang it I can't turn away from those eyes* Matt thought as he put the remote in her hand.
"Thanks dear, I owe you one," Amy said.
"Come on Matt we can go watch the football game on the big screen TV down in the basement," Jeff whispered.
Matt and Jeff got up from the couch and went down to the basement.
As Matt and Jeff were walking down the stairs they heard Trish crying.
"What's wrong with her?" Matt asked.
"Don't worry she sometimes gets a little emotional when she watches the food network," Jeff said.
"But she's watching Martha Stewart," Matt said with a slight whining sound in his voice.
Matt slowly walked up to Trish and lightly tapped her on the shoulder.
"Um, Trish can we watch the football game? You can go upstairs and watch the news with Amy," Matt suggested.
"No, this is important for me to watch," Trish said as she pulled out a tissue.
"Look at that Banana Split!" Trish wailed.
"Were going to miss the game," Matt whined.
"Quit your whining," Jeff said as he slapped him upside the head.
"Yeah like you have a better idea," Matt replied, rubbing his head.
"Actually I do," Jeff said rubbing his chin.
"Oh yeah what is it?" Matt challenged.
"Well we can always go to oh uh, the Hurricane's house," Jeff said.
"Yeah let's go," Matt responded.
"Wait, no we have to sneak out a window," Jeff said.
"Why?" Matt questioned.
"Because if they hear us go through the front door they will ask us to go somewhere for them," Jeff replied.
"Oh yeah," Matt said.
Matt and Jeff sneaked over to the window in the basement careful not to disturb Trish from the food network. Slowly Jeff opened the window.
"Ok Matt you first," Jeff said.
Matt pulled out a little crate and climbed up on it. As Matt pulled himself up to the window his one foot swung back and hit Jeff in the nose, knocking him on the floor.
"Jeff, I'm sorry I didn't mean to do it," Matt whispered.
"You were trying to break my nose eh?" Jeff said. He got up, climbed on the crate and pushed Matt off the window ledge, Jeff heard Matt hit the ground. *SPLAT*
Jeff looked down to see Matt lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
"Look out below," Jeff said as he jumped off and landed on top of Matt's back.
"Get off my back!" Matt muttered under his breath.
Jeff slowly rolled off and helped Matt off the ground.
Twenty minutes later Matt and Jeff had finally reached Shane Helm's house.
As Matt and Jeff approached the door they both noticed that he had a green lantern door knocker. Matt knocked on the door. Shane opened the door.
"Welcome to the Hurricane's palace," Shane said. Matt and Jeff started to laugh. "My Hurri-senses are telling me something," Shane said.
"Yeah, that's because you are wearing Green Lantern Pajamas," Matt stated.
"The Hurricane is embarrassed," Shane said running off.
"Where is he going?" Matt asked.
"He's probably going off the deep end," Jeff quipped.
When Shane came out he was wearing regular clothes not his wrestling clothes.