Disclaimer:
I own none of the recognizable
characters in this story, but I own everyone else, and I own the plots.
The ice cream contained little bits of everything,
and had a rather odd taste. This was the first thing their super-nervous nerves
picked up. And it was the only thing they picked up for about five minutes. Not
surprisingly, Sirius got bored. "Nothing's happening!" he complained. "Lets
go!" shooting crestfallen Marvellous Mark annoyed glares, they left his
transcendent ice cream parlour.
Maybe it was the movement, or maybe the magically
enhanced drugs just needed that amount of time to work, but as soon as the four
stepped into Diagon Alley, their senses were assaulted by a riot of unusual
colours. The cloaks of stuffy-looking wizards suddenly blazed bright green,
shop signs flashed merrily, and everyone seemed to be happy. Or maybe it was
just them: they all knew that everything had never seemed so simple; it had
never been so easy to be happy.
At first, Peter didn't notice the change in his
friends. "Come on you guys, let's go to the trick shop," he said. As soon as he
finished speaking, his friends started to giggle. Actually giggle. He looked
quickly at them, alarmed. Their eyes seemed, to his frightened imagination, to
be slightly wider, but apart from that they seemed normal. "What the…" he said.
"Oh, leave it, Pete," Lily
said slowly.
"Ish not worth it," Sirius
said.
"Why is that elephant
yellow?" James asked. Peter hurriedly looked around for any sign of elephants.
"What elephant, Jamsie?"
Remus asked slowly, "All I can see are pink lions." At this Peter visibly
jumped.
"Over there, Reem, but
look, its not just yellow, it's flashin'," said Lily.
"I want to sit down," said
Sirius, and he did, right in the middle of Diagon Alley. James giggled at him.
"It's funny, isn't it?" Sirius asked. James sat down too.
"Yes!" he said. The two
boys started laughing. #Remus and Lily sat down next to them and started to
laugh too. Pretty soon, all four were hysterical.
Peter was at his wit's end. His friends were sitting
in the middle of the street, oblivious to anything he said, and were starting
to get some very weird looks. Even wizards find some things just too weird. If
only he could just get them inside…
"Come on, up you get!" Peter said brightly, trying to
lift Remus to his feet. "No, no, nice lion, I want to stay here. Leave me be."
Completely baffled by this, Peter moved on to Lily.
"You know I love you
guys," Lily was saying, "I love you lots and lots and lots and – no! Leave me
alone!" Peter had tried to pull her up.
The other two
boys remained ignorant of this. "We love you too, Sinead!" they chorused.
Sinead? Sinead? Who the hell was Sinead? Peter thought. In that very moment, he
gave up, and sank to the ground beside them.
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That was how
Orion Black found them two hours later. He nearly walked straight into Remus, then noticed that the five of them
were actually sitting on the ground. Sirius and Lily had fallen asleep on each
other's shoulders, James and Remus were still giggling, and Peter looked
exhausted.
"James," Orion said
loudly.
James looked up vaguely.
"Oh hello, 'Rion," he said, then went back to giggling.
"They had that Flower
Power ice cream," Peter said resignedly, from somewhere near Orion's feet.
Orion looked shocked and worried. "Oh God," he said, "We cant let the parents
find them like this." Peter just threw his hands up in the air and walked off.
He had had enough.
"You owe me for this,
little bro'," Orion muttered, as he walked towards Marvellous Mark's. Minutes
later, he came back out, holding two large jugs of water. Without pausing, he
poured the cold water over the very slightly high teenagers.
Sirius and Lily spluttered awake. Remus and James
just spluttered. "Orion!" Sirius yelled. Orion was pleased to note that they
were as back to normal as they ever were. Thank God for magical drugs, no bad
after effects, he thought.
"Don't look at me like that, Sirius," he said coldly.
"I just saved your life. Imagine if mum had found you like that."
Sirius paled.
"But all the pretty
colours…" Lily said wistfully.
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However much Orion had saved them all from that
particular argument, Lily still had a rather large one to face when she got
back. They all trekked into the Leaky Cauldron at ten past one, having been
given no choice by their hungry stomachs not to come back.
"Lily Madeleine Evans!" Lily's mother shrieked as she
came through the door. Her friends winced. "What do you think you were playing
at, running off like that?"
"Well it's not fair!" Lily
burst out. "I didn't say that to 'Nia, she made it all up!"
"I'll have no more of
these cock and bull tales, Lily. I'm sick of it. But you'll get your punishment
after lunch." Despite her best attempt to look threatening, Violet Evans didn't
seem to have much of an effect on Lily.
The Lupins, Blacks and Evans, plus James and Peter,
had lunch together. It started off by being rather strained, but no one could
keep James and Sirius quiet for long, especially when they hadn't seen each
other for two months, and soon everyone was laughing. This didn't distract
Lily's mother though; as soon as the meal was over, she grabbed Lily and
marched her outside and then all the way down Diagon Alley. The boys, who were
curious, followed, and their parents tagged along to give Mrs Evans moral
support.
To the surprise of the children, Mrs Evans marched
Lily straight into Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. Madam Malkin came out
to meet them. "Her dress robes," Violet Evans said roughly, pushing Lily
forward. "Pink please."
Madam Malkin took one look
at Lily's flaming red hair and began to protest. "But her hair –"
"I don't care. This is her
punishment. And I want them to be charmed so the colour is not changeable."
"Very well," Madam Malkin
sighed, beginning to measure Lily and Sirius, whose mother had decided to take
advantage of the situation. Lily spent the entire time glaring at her mother,
because this really wasn't fair. The one piece of advice unselfconscious Mrs
Evans had ever given her daughter was never, ever to wear pink, because it
would clash terribly. It was a horrible punishment.
After Lily and Sirius had been measured, it was the
turn of James and Peter, then Remus, before Madam Malkin magically made their
robes. James and Sirius had to have new school robes as well, because they had
grown so much. When she had finished, they all had to try on their new robes.
Lily's face burned with embarrassment and anger as
she put the robes on. It was a shame: they were beautifully cut and well made.
But when she showed everyone, even the boys (including Orion and Steve) knew
there was something wrong, and they nearly collapsed trying to stifle their
laughter. She clashed all the way down, and her blush didn't help anything.
"Enfixio," Madam Malkin
said, tapping Lily's robes with her wand. "They're completely colour fast."
"Thank you," all the
mothers said, and paid up before leaving. The rest of the day was spent in stony
silence on Lily's part, as they visited the bookshop and potions shop, and
nothing her friends could do could snap her out of it. She maintained her
silence all the way back to her house, before yelling "I HATE YOU!" at her
mother, and locking herself into her room.
