Heero Yuy and the evil Squirrel
This is my first fanfic. I hope you all like it. Please, if you review it be easy on me.
It is not like I write every day.
One day Heero Yuy was working on his Gundam. It was a complete
mess. He had got into a fight with 3 mobile suits and barely won. They screwed
up his Gundam good. Paint was missing, steel plates were burned off, his front
laser cannon was destroyed, his energy blade was broken, in other words the
Gundam looked like total Crap. He had to install new weapons because he wasted
them on the Mobile suits.
He was installing some missile warheads, when a light turned on on one
of them. He studied it and it appeared that it was on. He had to disarm it. He
reached for his screwdriver, but he had eaten it earlier when he was hungry. "Damn"
he thought to himself. He tried bashing the warhead on his noggin, but it did no
good. He had to get rid of the bomb. If he did not, the bomb would set of an
explosion destroying his gundam.
Heero decided to get the bomb out of the wharehouse. He picked
up the bomb and was about ready to walk out when he slipped on some grease
and fell and broke his neck. "I'm...OK!" he said. The bomb was still armed.
He tried to roll it out of the wharehouse, but he was unable to move
because he was paralyzed from the neck-down. So he sat there thinking about
his favorite thing in the universe, Battle Zoids. They were so much better than
Gundams. They could totally kick Sandrocks ass!
While he was lost in thought, a squirrel walked into the wharehouse.
"Good squirrel" said Heero. "Now difuse the bomb!"
The squirrel, being a very smart one, went to the bomb and farted on it, instantly
killing it. Heero would have thanked the squirrel, but he was having a fantasy
about Bugs Bunny and a carrot.
The Awakening
When Heero woke up, he found himself in a big lab. He looked
around and saw a little red-haired midget wrenching a bolt. He did that
for 86 hours. Heero nearly went insane. He tried to kill himself by breathing
in his own salavia.
When Heero woke up again, he wan in a hospital ward. He saw
George Clooney, Eriq La Salle, and Hugh Grant. Heero looked at a sign
in front of him. It read: "Dont look at the god-damn sign you fricken
idiot. You are at a Hospital and you should be asleep!" A doctor walked
to him. She yelled: " Did you look at the sign! If you did, I will tear your
balls off with my teeth! Then I will cut out your kidneys and leave you
with Donald Duck!"
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Heero screamed.
"Where am I?" he asked. "You are at General Hospital'' replied the
psycotic doctor. Heero wasnt lstening. He kept imagining himself
in her nurses uniform. "Oh I've been a bad boy!" he said to himself.
The nurse looked at him strangely. Then he thought about
Ryoko and Washu with Carmen Electra.
When Heero was imagining, a squirrel jumped on him.
"Hi" it said. "Hi" Heero replied. "Marry me" said the Squirrel.
"No" said Heero. He tried to get up, but he had a cancerous wart
on he but and when ever he moved blood shot out of his ears and
his kidney would explode. But he gathered his will power and his
dead kidney and bolted for the door. But he slipped and broke
his neck. "I'm...OK!" he said.
"We are going to fight in Gundams!" said the squirrel.
But Heero was not paying attention. He was thinking about
Tenchi in Tokyo.
The Battle
Heero got in his Gundam. So did the Squirrel. They
started the battle. The Squirrel shot Heero's Gundam and it
exploded. Heero fell from it and broke his neck. His dying
thoughts were of Vegeta and Kackerot.
The End
(FIN)
This is my first fanfic. I hope you all like it. Please, if you review it be easy on me.
It is not like I write every day.
One day Heero Yuy was working on his Gundam. It was a complete
mess. He had got into a fight with 3 mobile suits and barely won. They screwed
up his Gundam good. Paint was missing, steel plates were burned off, his front
laser cannon was destroyed, his energy blade was broken, in other words the
Gundam looked like total Crap. He had to install new weapons because he wasted
them on the Mobile suits.
He was installing some missile warheads, when a light turned on on one
of them. He studied it and it appeared that it was on. He had to disarm it. He
reached for his screwdriver, but he had eaten it earlier when he was hungry. "Damn"
he thought to himself. He tried bashing the warhead on his noggin, but it did no
good. He had to get rid of the bomb. If he did not, the bomb would set of an
explosion destroying his gundam.
Heero decided to get the bomb out of the wharehouse. He picked
up the bomb and was about ready to walk out when he slipped on some grease
and fell and broke his neck. "I'm...OK!" he said. The bomb was still armed.
He tried to roll it out of the wharehouse, but he was unable to move
because he was paralyzed from the neck-down. So he sat there thinking about
his favorite thing in the universe, Battle Zoids. They were so much better than
Gundams. They could totally kick Sandrocks ass!
While he was lost in thought, a squirrel walked into the wharehouse.
"Good squirrel" said Heero. "Now difuse the bomb!"
The squirrel, being a very smart one, went to the bomb and farted on it, instantly
killing it. Heero would have thanked the squirrel, but he was having a fantasy
about Bugs Bunny and a carrot.
The Awakening
When Heero woke up, he found himself in a big lab. He looked
around and saw a little red-haired midget wrenching a bolt. He did that
for 86 hours. Heero nearly went insane. He tried to kill himself by breathing
in his own salavia.
When Heero woke up again, he wan in a hospital ward. He saw
George Clooney, Eriq La Salle, and Hugh Grant. Heero looked at a sign
in front of him. It read: "Dont look at the god-damn sign you fricken
idiot. You are at a Hospital and you should be asleep!" A doctor walked
to him. She yelled: " Did you look at the sign! If you did, I will tear your
balls off with my teeth! Then I will cut out your kidneys and leave you
with Donald Duck!"
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Heero screamed.
"Where am I?" he asked. "You are at General Hospital'' replied the
psycotic doctor. Heero wasnt lstening. He kept imagining himself
in her nurses uniform. "Oh I've been a bad boy!" he said to himself.
The nurse looked at him strangely. Then he thought about
Ryoko and Washu with Carmen Electra.
When Heero was imagining, a squirrel jumped on him.
"Hi" it said. "Hi" Heero replied. "Marry me" said the Squirrel.
"No" said Heero. He tried to get up, but he had a cancerous wart
on he but and when ever he moved blood shot out of his ears and
his kidney would explode. But he gathered his will power and his
dead kidney and bolted for the door. But he slipped and broke
his neck. "I'm...OK!" he said.
"We are going to fight in Gundams!" said the squirrel.
But Heero was not paying attention. He was thinking about
Tenchi in Tokyo.
The Battle
Heero got in his Gundam. So did the Squirrel. They
started the battle. The Squirrel shot Heero's Gundam and it
exploded. Heero fell from it and broke his neck. His dying
thoughts were of Vegeta and Kackerot.
The End
(FIN)