Two heads are better than one. (Also known as the might of Jorishiro.)
Tash: yes again I grace ff.net with the beauty that is Odiba midnight. I'm sorry that this chapter has taken so long but I've had homework (nooooooo). I don't own digi, I'd come up with a humorous way that you can tell that I don't own digi but I've run out. See my previous chapter? Right so if you didn't like that you won't like this.
Mat: We really are traversing the realm of the weird with this fic aren't we?
Tash: Not really. Don't you watch the news?
Mat: No. As your muse I'm confined to helping you from the pictures on your wall and when you go to sixth form I am confined within the body of a small white polar bear.
Tash: Oh yeh I forgot. Ok male pregnancy on the horizon- trust me it's almost scientifically possible now. Also a bit of history on Emy. This fic is going to be really short, I'm only writing it to kill time while I try to find what the hell I've done with the phantom of rock. All thingys like pov change ect are apu. Oh and I messed a bit with Emy's history, she met Tai before the heighten view terrace thingy and moved away when he did, got that? Good! * before speech marks indicates that the words are spoken in Japanese, trust me this is highly important.
Mat: Moving swiftly on, Spag errors are due to our plans to destroy the English language and character errors are due to an intense fluffiness need on Tash's part.
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Things are surprisingly quiet at the moment, I guess even evil digimon feel sympathetic towards new love. Not that Taichi and I are in the stage known as new love, far from it in fact we're in the whole newly weds phase thing. Our promise ceremony was the most beautiful thing imaginable. Izzy insisted that we have it in the digital world because Joe was apparently allergic to registry offices. T was my best man (of course) while Tai had Emy as his `best woman` as he had dubbed it. We flipped a coin to see who would be the blushing bride and who would be the handsome groom. Tai lost so he had to be the bride. The idea of Tai in a dress had me in hysterics for a week. The sun was shining, as it generally did in the digital world and the biomon were in the tree's singing to their hearts content. The wedding march blasted through the small speakers on Izzy's laptop as Tai made his way down the `isle`. I remember feeling very happy as he slid the wedding ring on my finger, because at that moment he was my Tai and no one else's. After the honeymoon Tai and I purchased an apartment together and settled into our lives together. Emy is always around the apartment, usually so that she can annoy Tai when he gets home. Sometime though I find her and Tai talking to each other about the old days and I feel slightly envious that she and him have memories that I can't share in. One night I came home from work to find Emy sat at the table with her hands wrapped around a cup of tea.
"Hey Yama." She said smiling gently.
"So where's Tai?" I asked as I placed my coat on the peg.
"He got a call about an hour ago and he left without telling me what it was about."
"Did he seem worried at all?"
"For Tai, yeh. Something's defiantly been bugging him since he went to see Izzy and Joe."
"Izzy and Joe, when was this?"
"Last Wednesday, while you were out with T and Hikari. The timing was odd you know, I'd been telling him the day before about how Izzy and Joe had gone pretty much awol since you two got hitched."
"Awol? Do you know why?"
"No. T tried to find out for me yesterday without any luck. It's defiantly something big if Tai's worrying though." Emy said, the worry tracing her eyes. I bit my bottom lip and was about to ask her how serious she thought it was when Tai came bounding into the apartment. He brandished Emy a huge smile then gave me a small peck on the cheek.
"So where've you been Tachi?" Emy enquired, her voice reaching her `I know something's up` level. Tai bit his bottom lip then looked to me.
"Yam, do you mind if Emy and me have a moment alone?" He asked, his deep chocolate eyes tainted with worry.
"Yeh sure." I said the words colder than I wanted them to be. Tai seemed to miss the ice however because he flashed me a thank you grin before I vanished into our bedroom.
%Tai
I watched Yama vanish into the bedroom, curing myself for not telling him first.
"Ok so what's up Taichi?" Emy asked gently.
"Why does anything have to be up Emy?"
"Because you've just hurt Yama and your not even the tiniest bit considered."
"Oh. Emy what if I told you that Joe Izzy and me have been working on something?"
"I'd say `that's nice. Now tell me what you've been working on.`"
"A way for me and Yama to have kids, you know the proper way." I said as I slammed my eyes shut. For a moment there was silence then the high-pitched scream of a certain friend of mine.
"Oh Tai that's sooo cute! I almost feel bad about what I thought you were doing with those two." She said, her voice an octave higher than usual.
"Emy stop that or we'll have a gang dogs round here looking for their masters."
"Fine if your going to be like that then I won't go and patch things up between you and your lover." She said as she drew her bottom lip into a pout.
"Look I'm sorry Emy. As for fixing things with Yama, that's my job."
"Nu uh, he hates you at the moment. I think you'd be safer to trust me to make him see sense."
"Fine, you win."
"wahoo! I'll be out soon." She said as she strutted into the bedroom.
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"Go away Emy." I said as the door creaked open.
"But Yama, I was going to tell you what your beloved husband told me."
"Why can't he tell me himself Emy? Why does he trust you so much?"
"Because we've been through so much together Yama."
"Could you tell me a little bit about it Emy?"
"Ok, how 'bout I tell you how tai and me met.
"sounds good."
"I used to live in England with my mother, but when she died dad wanted me here in Japan with him. My first day at heighten view terrace was hell, all the kids were having great fun insulting me in Japanese. But then Tai showed up. He was just a little kid back then, all goofy looking in that stupid blue sweat band of his. (A/n where are the goggles? All in good time people all in good time.)
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* "Hey guy's leave her alone." * The bullies turned from their victim to face the small dark haired kid.
* " Oh hey Tai. Why do you want us to stop picking on her? She's English you know." * the head kid remarked as his brows furrowed together.
* "Yeh, so what?" *
* " So she doesn't belong here."*
* "Yeh well neither do you, I know for a fact that your father is half English, so I'd shut up if I were you." * Tai said smiling slightly. The leader blanched slightly and stormed off, followed closely by his companions. Tai let his eyes travel to their victim. She was small but she seemed to be about his age, she was wearing a blue dress that enhanced her jade green eyes. Tangled within her black hair was a pair of goggles which instantaneously caught Tai's attention.
"Cool goggles." He said in perfect English. The girl seemed to be reading his expression then she smiled gently.
"Thank you. My name is Emily Kimono but my friends call me Emy." The girl said her voice high pitched yet oddly intoxicating.
"I'm Taichi Yamgami but you can call me Tai."
"Hey Tai. So how come you speak English?"
"We go to England for vacations so dad made us learn the language."
"Oh."
"Hey how would you like to come have dinner round my place?"
"I'll have to ask dad if it's ok first. Oh and Tai, you can have my goggles if you like." She said as she pushed them off of her head.
"Really?"
"Yeh, they'll suit you better than they suit me." She said as she handed her goggles to Tai. He stared at them for a moment then pushed them over the blue sweat band that circled his head. "I was right, they do suit you." Emy said flashing Tai a playful wink. #
"My Dad agreed to me going to Tai's for dinner and the rest is history."
"So you gave him those goggles?"
"Yeh. Mum used to say that they were good luck and that one day I would give them to someone who I wanted to have that luck."
"So it was kind of a symbolic gesture."
"I guess so. I trust Tai with my life Yama and I know that he'd never intentionally hurt you."
"Yeh I know Emy. But what has he been worrying over recently? I hate it when he keeps things from me."
"If I were you Yama, I'd talk to him about it."
"I suppose I better." I said as I pushed myself to my feet. Emy gave me an encouraging smile and followed me out of the bedroom.
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Tash: Mwahaaaa! Sorry couldn't resist that. Ah to be in love…. Anyway things are going to get weird from here onward. I want a vote of which of the two you think should be the mother Tai of Mat.
Mat: vote Tai I wish to keep my beautiful physic.
Tai: vote Yama, I've already been the blushing bride, that's enough humiliation.
Tash: Boy's boy's, if your going to fight can you at least have the decency to do it properly.
Mat+Tai: Sorry Tash.
Tash: Thank you. Review, flame I don't care I'm still writing another chapter.
Tash: yes again I grace ff.net with the beauty that is Odiba midnight. I'm sorry that this chapter has taken so long but I've had homework (nooooooo). I don't own digi, I'd come up with a humorous way that you can tell that I don't own digi but I've run out. See my previous chapter? Right so if you didn't like that you won't like this.
Mat: We really are traversing the realm of the weird with this fic aren't we?
Tash: Not really. Don't you watch the news?
Mat: No. As your muse I'm confined to helping you from the pictures on your wall and when you go to sixth form I am confined within the body of a small white polar bear.
Tash: Oh yeh I forgot. Ok male pregnancy on the horizon- trust me it's almost scientifically possible now. Also a bit of history on Emy. This fic is going to be really short, I'm only writing it to kill time while I try to find what the hell I've done with the phantom of rock. All thingys like pov change ect are apu. Oh and I messed a bit with Emy's history, she met Tai before the heighten view terrace thingy and moved away when he did, got that? Good! * before speech marks indicates that the words are spoken in Japanese, trust me this is highly important.
Mat: Moving swiftly on, Spag errors are due to our plans to destroy the English language and character errors are due to an intense fluffiness need on Tash's part.
*
Things are surprisingly quiet at the moment, I guess even evil digimon feel sympathetic towards new love. Not that Taichi and I are in the stage known as new love, far from it in fact we're in the whole newly weds phase thing. Our promise ceremony was the most beautiful thing imaginable. Izzy insisted that we have it in the digital world because Joe was apparently allergic to registry offices. T was my best man (of course) while Tai had Emy as his `best woman` as he had dubbed it. We flipped a coin to see who would be the blushing bride and who would be the handsome groom. Tai lost so he had to be the bride. The idea of Tai in a dress had me in hysterics for a week. The sun was shining, as it generally did in the digital world and the biomon were in the tree's singing to their hearts content. The wedding march blasted through the small speakers on Izzy's laptop as Tai made his way down the `isle`. I remember feeling very happy as he slid the wedding ring on my finger, because at that moment he was my Tai and no one else's. After the honeymoon Tai and I purchased an apartment together and settled into our lives together. Emy is always around the apartment, usually so that she can annoy Tai when he gets home. Sometime though I find her and Tai talking to each other about the old days and I feel slightly envious that she and him have memories that I can't share in. One night I came home from work to find Emy sat at the table with her hands wrapped around a cup of tea.
"Hey Yama." She said smiling gently.
"So where's Tai?" I asked as I placed my coat on the peg.
"He got a call about an hour ago and he left without telling me what it was about."
"Did he seem worried at all?"
"For Tai, yeh. Something's defiantly been bugging him since he went to see Izzy and Joe."
"Izzy and Joe, when was this?"
"Last Wednesday, while you were out with T and Hikari. The timing was odd you know, I'd been telling him the day before about how Izzy and Joe had gone pretty much awol since you two got hitched."
"Awol? Do you know why?"
"No. T tried to find out for me yesterday without any luck. It's defiantly something big if Tai's worrying though." Emy said, the worry tracing her eyes. I bit my bottom lip and was about to ask her how serious she thought it was when Tai came bounding into the apartment. He brandished Emy a huge smile then gave me a small peck on the cheek.
"So where've you been Tachi?" Emy enquired, her voice reaching her `I know something's up` level. Tai bit his bottom lip then looked to me.
"Yam, do you mind if Emy and me have a moment alone?" He asked, his deep chocolate eyes tainted with worry.
"Yeh sure." I said the words colder than I wanted them to be. Tai seemed to miss the ice however because he flashed me a thank you grin before I vanished into our bedroom.
%Tai
I watched Yama vanish into the bedroom, curing myself for not telling him first.
"Ok so what's up Taichi?" Emy asked gently.
"Why does anything have to be up Emy?"
"Because you've just hurt Yama and your not even the tiniest bit considered."
"Oh. Emy what if I told you that Joe Izzy and me have been working on something?"
"I'd say `that's nice. Now tell me what you've been working on.`"
"A way for me and Yama to have kids, you know the proper way." I said as I slammed my eyes shut. For a moment there was silence then the high-pitched scream of a certain friend of mine.
"Oh Tai that's sooo cute! I almost feel bad about what I thought you were doing with those two." She said, her voice an octave higher than usual.
"Emy stop that or we'll have a gang dogs round here looking for their masters."
"Fine if your going to be like that then I won't go and patch things up between you and your lover." She said as she drew her bottom lip into a pout.
"Look I'm sorry Emy. As for fixing things with Yama, that's my job."
"Nu uh, he hates you at the moment. I think you'd be safer to trust me to make him see sense."
"Fine, you win."
"wahoo! I'll be out soon." She said as she strutted into the bedroom.
&
"Go away Emy." I said as the door creaked open.
"But Yama, I was going to tell you what your beloved husband told me."
"Why can't he tell me himself Emy? Why does he trust you so much?"
"Because we've been through so much together Yama."
"Could you tell me a little bit about it Emy?"
"Ok, how 'bout I tell you how tai and me met.
"sounds good."
"I used to live in England with my mother, but when she died dad wanted me here in Japan with him. My first day at heighten view terrace was hell, all the kids were having great fun insulting me in Japanese. But then Tai showed up. He was just a little kid back then, all goofy looking in that stupid blue sweat band of his. (A/n where are the goggles? All in good time people all in good time.)
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* "Hey guy's leave her alone." * The bullies turned from their victim to face the small dark haired kid.
* " Oh hey Tai. Why do you want us to stop picking on her? She's English you know." * the head kid remarked as his brows furrowed together.
* "Yeh, so what?" *
* " So she doesn't belong here."*
* "Yeh well neither do you, I know for a fact that your father is half English, so I'd shut up if I were you." * Tai said smiling slightly. The leader blanched slightly and stormed off, followed closely by his companions. Tai let his eyes travel to their victim. She was small but she seemed to be about his age, she was wearing a blue dress that enhanced her jade green eyes. Tangled within her black hair was a pair of goggles which instantaneously caught Tai's attention.
"Cool goggles." He said in perfect English. The girl seemed to be reading his expression then she smiled gently.
"Thank you. My name is Emily Kimono but my friends call me Emy." The girl said her voice high pitched yet oddly intoxicating.
"I'm Taichi Yamgami but you can call me Tai."
"Hey Tai. So how come you speak English?"
"We go to England for vacations so dad made us learn the language."
"Oh."
"Hey how would you like to come have dinner round my place?"
"I'll have to ask dad if it's ok first. Oh and Tai, you can have my goggles if you like." She said as she pushed them off of her head.
"Really?"
"Yeh, they'll suit you better than they suit me." She said as she handed her goggles to Tai. He stared at them for a moment then pushed them over the blue sweat band that circled his head. "I was right, they do suit you." Emy said flashing Tai a playful wink. #
"My Dad agreed to me going to Tai's for dinner and the rest is history."
"So you gave him those goggles?"
"Yeh. Mum used to say that they were good luck and that one day I would give them to someone who I wanted to have that luck."
"So it was kind of a symbolic gesture."
"I guess so. I trust Tai with my life Yama and I know that he'd never intentionally hurt you."
"Yeh I know Emy. But what has he been worrying over recently? I hate it when he keeps things from me."
"If I were you Yama, I'd talk to him about it."
"I suppose I better." I said as I pushed myself to my feet. Emy gave me an encouraging smile and followed me out of the bedroom.
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Tash: Mwahaaaa! Sorry couldn't resist that. Ah to be in love…. Anyway things are going to get weird from here onward. I want a vote of which of the two you think should be the mother Tai of Mat.
Mat: vote Tai I wish to keep my beautiful physic.
Tai: vote Yama, I've already been the blushing bride, that's enough humiliation.
Tash: Boy's boy's, if your going to fight can you at least have the decency to do it properly.
Mat+Tai: Sorry Tash.
Tash: Thank you. Review, flame I don't care I'm still writing another chapter.