( Firstly: I love James Marsters. He's really cute.

But as a devoted Buffy/Angel shipper, I need to torture Spike for a while.

So I present " Down With Spike "

A variety of ways to kill, torture and/or maim Spike. Some of these will be short and... painful, others more detailed.

Some will be X - overs, with Lord Of The Rings, Babylon 5, Trek, Dark Angel, and whatever else springs to mind.

Springs....hmm.....now there's an idea

Anyways, here's chapter 1: The Mack Truck

Rating: PG, I guess...?

Disclaimer: Not mine. Grr Argh, is also not mine. Angel is not mine *whimper*, Spike is not mine *sniff*. Mack Trucks aren't mine.)

Down With Spike

Chapter 1: Mack Truck

Angel was driving along the streets of Sunnydale, in a Mack Truck. He saw Spike.

WHAM!!!!!!

The end