1 Down With Spike: Chapter 7: "The last time I tortured someone"…

Remember when Angelus tortured Giles… can you guess where this one is going yet?

Angel: Hey Spike! (Spike yelps in fear but is otherwise immobilised, as Angel revs up his chainsaw) I want to play a game.

Spike: Bloody hell.

Angel: Sorry, it gets boring in LA after a while. So I thought I'd come torture my favourite grandson. And look, I brought the latest toy! (Angel shreads Spike to ribbons) Ooops! Never could control these damn technological marvels.

THE END