When FF7 directs FF8
(The FF8 crew are having lunch on the film set cafeteria. Suddenly, the FF7 bust in, screaming and shouting)
Cloud: We've finally got a promotion!! Whoo-hoo!
Selphie – Hey! That's MY line
(She starts crying and Irvine tries to comfort her by hugging her)
Barret: Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! Sod all that!! We're the new directors around here!
Squall: Says who?
Barret: The author of this fan-fic! That's who!
Zell: But, can you prove it?
Me (Blasting-Zone): O.K. I said they could have a go at being directors and all that crap! So give 'em a chance!
(All FF8 crew moan)
Zell: Damnit!
Red XIII: O.K everyone! Take your places!
(Everyone's rushing around to get to their places. They're doing the scene where Seifer has seized the President of Galbadia. Cloud, Barret and Red XIII are in the director's chairs, Tifa and Yuffie are at the cameras, Cid, Vincent and Aeris are at the lights and Cait Sith has that snap board thing [Which I'm referring to as the Snap Board])
Cloud: ACTION!!
(Cait Sith snaps the Snap Board)
Quistis: Timber Team. Are you-
(She's interrupted by Cloud)
Cloud: CUT! Quistis. You've gotta sound more distressed than that! Seifer is armed and dangerous! O.K. Let's do that again!
(But before Quistis says her line, Barret stops her)
Barret: Hold it! I just wanna move some stuff around. Red! Gimme a hand here!
(Barret and Red XIII start moving everything around, so it looks like a bomb site)
Barret: That's better!
Seifer: But, I'm supposed to stand where that camera is!
Barret: Shut up! O.K. ACTION!!
Quistis: (Sounding more distressed like Cloud asked) Timber team. Are you watching? Get over here now! I need your help! You have permission!
Cloud: And…Cut! Quistis, that was great!
Quistis: Maybe, but it wasn't in the original script to sound distressed!
Squall: Yeah! We want our old director back!!
Me (Blasting-Zone): Really?! You…want me back?
Zell: Of course. These guys suck ass!!
Seifer: The Chicken-Wuss is right! We want you back!
Me (Blasting-Zone): Um…O.K! FF7 guys! You're fired! Get the hell outta here!
(All FF7 crew moan)
The End
(The FF8 crew are having lunch on the film set cafeteria. Suddenly, the FF7 bust in, screaming and shouting)
Cloud: We've finally got a promotion!! Whoo-hoo!
Selphie – Hey! That's MY line
(She starts crying and Irvine tries to comfort her by hugging her)
Barret: Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! Sod all that!! We're the new directors around here!
Squall: Says who?
Barret: The author of this fan-fic! That's who!
Zell: But, can you prove it?
Me (Blasting-Zone): O.K. I said they could have a go at being directors and all that crap! So give 'em a chance!
(All FF8 crew moan)
Zell: Damnit!
Red XIII: O.K everyone! Take your places!
(Everyone's rushing around to get to their places. They're doing the scene where Seifer has seized the President of Galbadia. Cloud, Barret and Red XIII are in the director's chairs, Tifa and Yuffie are at the cameras, Cid, Vincent and Aeris are at the lights and Cait Sith has that snap board thing [Which I'm referring to as the Snap Board])
Cloud: ACTION!!
(Cait Sith snaps the Snap Board)
Quistis: Timber Team. Are you-
(She's interrupted by Cloud)
Cloud: CUT! Quistis. You've gotta sound more distressed than that! Seifer is armed and dangerous! O.K. Let's do that again!
(But before Quistis says her line, Barret stops her)
Barret: Hold it! I just wanna move some stuff around. Red! Gimme a hand here!
(Barret and Red XIII start moving everything around, so it looks like a bomb site)
Barret: That's better!
Seifer: But, I'm supposed to stand where that camera is!
Barret: Shut up! O.K. ACTION!!
Quistis: (Sounding more distressed like Cloud asked) Timber team. Are you watching? Get over here now! I need your help! You have permission!
Cloud: And…Cut! Quistis, that was great!
Quistis: Maybe, but it wasn't in the original script to sound distressed!
Squall: Yeah! We want our old director back!!
Me (Blasting-Zone): Really?! You…want me back?
Zell: Of course. These guys suck ass!!
Seifer: The Chicken-Wuss is right! We want you back!
Me (Blasting-Zone): Um…O.K! FF7 guys! You're fired! Get the hell outta here!
(All FF7 crew moan)
The End