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If anyone who has already made outtakes of MGS2,just to say that I am not copying you in anyway just trying to follow the trend of comedy lol
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The following scenes do not take any order from Metal Gear solid 2 so just a short brief word to my fellow readers and that is.......ENJOY!
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*snake goes up to the pornographic poster on the locker and phones up Otacon*
Otacon:What are you doing snake?
*You can see snake is heavy breathing and is very busy with his genitals*
Otacon:Haven't you got enough to keep yourself busy?
*you then hear the locker door close really hard*
Snake:OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Otacon:Snake are you ok?
Snake:No I bloody well ain't I've got my dick caught in the door!
Director:CUT!
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*A guard sees Shalashaska down in the tanker holds*
Gaurd:Who's there?.......oh it's you shalashaska,shouldn't you be down in the holds with Sergei Gurlukovich?
*Ocelot gets out his gun and twists it around but it slips out of his hand and hits the guard in the face*
Guard:Looks like you've lost your touch *starts laughing*
Ocelot:GRRRR *Starts kicking him and punching him,like a pub fight*
Director:Hey cut, hello is anyone listening to me I said CUT! *picks up Ocelot's revolver* Ok pack it in and no-one will get hurt,well out of the scenes anyway.
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*Raiden walks around in an enemie uniform looking for Ames*
Raiden:He's gotta be around here somewhere
*walks up to Ames*
Raiden:Are you Ames?
*ames nodds and raiden takes the black tape off of ames mouth and eyes.*
Raiden: Uh OH! *Ames looks confused*
Ames: what's the matter
Raiden: *farts* scuse me *blushes*
Ames: GOD THAT STINKS! give me back the tape *wraps it around his nose* phew thats better
Director: CUT! Raiden were you eating baked beans again
Raiden: *FART* erm *blushes again* well I ate them cold and uncooked but hey I was hungry!
Ames: Beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart *laughs so hard his pace maker closes down and he dies*
Director: Hey that weren't mean't to happen yet!
Raiden: Well beans may be good for your heart but that definetely wasn't *laughs*
Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!!
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*Raiden has duelled Fatman and fatman sits down to rest,blood starts to pour from his bomb suit*
Fatman: Aww I have nothing to wear to the party now.
*raiden then stops the bomb and meets the ninja who gives him a cell phone* He then goes back up to fatman who is still alive because he darted him*
Raiden: I just contacted the local fancy dress all they've got left is a clown costume is that ok
fatman: I was only joking! *gets out of his suit and is as skinny as hell*
Raiden: Oh my god it's stickman
fatman:Ok I hid it away I don't wanna seem like an anorexsic freak
Raiden:Don't leak anymore blood you might snap *starts laughing*
Director: Hey can you stop it none of this is in the script
Fatman: I HATE THE WORLD!!! ARRGGHHH *grabs Raiden's Socom Pistol and points it at his head*
Director:You could have at least dyed earlier we'll have to take that take again so CUT!
*BANG*
Director: I might as well hire Monty Python to be the cast they'd do a better job then you lot
Raiden: We are the knights that say Ni Ni Ni
Director: SHUTUP
Raiden:We want a SHUBBERY!!
Director:CUT!!
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*raiden is next to fatman*
Raiden:hmmmmmmmmmmmm *raiden looks at fatman and fatman looks back,Raiden then walks over to fatman and starts jabbing him with a stick*
Fatman: *jab* OW *jab* OW *jab* OWWWW will you stop it what are you doing?
Raiden:Sorry I just like popping balloons but now I've realised your not one
Fatman: That's not funny, I'll get you for this *He gets out a C4 and straps it to Raiden's arse*
Raiden: OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Fatman: DUR! you don't say!
Raiden:Have you got the time fatman?
Fatman: *gets out a live explosive thinking it's a clock* 3 seconds...oh shi(BOOM)
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Revolver Ocelot:Yes, king
Solidus Snake: hmmmmm,I'm not sure if that gesture fits me try these.
Revolver Ocelot:*reads it* you two faced son..of..a bitch
Rat-face
Go back to the YMCA you gay Cowboy
Get your mostache cut you grey hairy old bastard
Ocelot go back to the nursing home where you belong
Solidus snake: shit! wrong sheet *slaps his head*
Revolver Ocelot: Don't you move.
Director:CUT! CAN YOU TWO STOP THE ARGUING AND GET ALONG,AND ACTUALLY READ YOUR SCRIPTS ONCE IN A WHILE!
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If anyone who has already made outtakes of MGS2,just to say that I am not copying you in anyway just trying to follow the trend of comedy lol
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The following scenes do not take any order from Metal Gear solid 2 so just a short brief word to my fellow readers and that is.......ENJOY!
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*snake goes up to the pornographic poster on the locker and phones up Otacon*
Otacon:What are you doing snake?
*You can see snake is heavy breathing and is very busy with his genitals*
Otacon:Haven't you got enough to keep yourself busy?
*you then hear the locker door close really hard*
Snake:OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Otacon:Snake are you ok?
Snake:No I bloody well ain't I've got my dick caught in the door!
Director:CUT!
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*A guard sees Shalashaska down in the tanker holds*
Gaurd:Who's there?.......oh it's you shalashaska,shouldn't you be down in the holds with Sergei Gurlukovich?
*Ocelot gets out his gun and twists it around but it slips out of his hand and hits the guard in the face*
Guard:Looks like you've lost your touch *starts laughing*
Ocelot:GRRRR *Starts kicking him and punching him,like a pub fight*
Director:Hey cut, hello is anyone listening to me I said CUT! *picks up Ocelot's revolver* Ok pack it in and no-one will get hurt,well out of the scenes anyway.
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*Raiden walks around in an enemie uniform looking for Ames*
Raiden:He's gotta be around here somewhere
*walks up to Ames*
Raiden:Are you Ames?
*ames nodds and raiden takes the black tape off of ames mouth and eyes.*
Raiden: Uh OH! *Ames looks confused*
Ames: what's the matter
Raiden: *farts* scuse me *blushes*
Ames: GOD THAT STINKS! give me back the tape *wraps it around his nose* phew thats better
Director: CUT! Raiden were you eating baked beans again
Raiden: *FART* erm *blushes again* well I ate them cold and uncooked but hey I was hungry!
Ames: Beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart *laughs so hard his pace maker closes down and he dies*
Director: Hey that weren't mean't to happen yet!
Raiden: Well beans may be good for your heart but that definetely wasn't *laughs*
Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!!
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*Raiden has duelled Fatman and fatman sits down to rest,blood starts to pour from his bomb suit*
Fatman: Aww I have nothing to wear to the party now.
*raiden then stops the bomb and meets the ninja who gives him a cell phone* He then goes back up to fatman who is still alive because he darted him*
Raiden: I just contacted the local fancy dress all they've got left is a clown costume is that ok
fatman: I was only joking! *gets out of his suit and is as skinny as hell*
Raiden: Oh my god it's stickman
fatman:Ok I hid it away I don't wanna seem like an anorexsic freak
Raiden:Don't leak anymore blood you might snap *starts laughing*
Director: Hey can you stop it none of this is in the script
Fatman: I HATE THE WORLD!!! ARRGGHHH *grabs Raiden's Socom Pistol and points it at his head*
Director:You could have at least dyed earlier we'll have to take that take again so CUT!
*BANG*
Director: I might as well hire Monty Python to be the cast they'd do a better job then you lot
Raiden: We are the knights that say Ni Ni Ni
Director: SHUTUP
Raiden:We want a SHUBBERY!!
Director:CUT!!
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*raiden is next to fatman*
Raiden:hmmmmmmmmmmmm *raiden looks at fatman and fatman looks back,Raiden then walks over to fatman and starts jabbing him with a stick*
Fatman: *jab* OW *jab* OW *jab* OWWWW will you stop it what are you doing?
Raiden:Sorry I just like popping balloons but now I've realised your not one
Fatman: That's not funny, I'll get you for this *He gets out a C4 and straps it to Raiden's arse*
Raiden: OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Fatman: DUR! you don't say!
Raiden:Have you got the time fatman?
Fatman: *gets out a live explosive thinking it's a clock* 3 seconds...oh shi(BOOM)
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Revolver Ocelot:Yes, king
Solidus Snake: hmmmmm,I'm not sure if that gesture fits me try these.
Revolver Ocelot:*reads it* you two faced son..of..a bitch
Rat-face
Go back to the YMCA you gay Cowboy
Get your mostache cut you grey hairy old bastard
Ocelot go back to the nursing home where you belong
Solidus snake: shit! wrong sheet *slaps his head*
Revolver Ocelot: Don't you move.
Director:CUT! CAN YOU TWO STOP THE ARGUING AND GET ALONG,AND ACTUALLY READ YOUR SCRIPTS ONCE IN A WHILE!
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