Chapter 13 - Sightseeing
Kaytana woke up to the sound of her alarm beeping at her; she rolled over and shut it off; she slowly opened her eyes and glanced at her clock…7am. She groaned and climbed out of bed to do her morning stretches, she smiled as she remembered what happened between her and Jeff last night. Tana heard someone walking around downstairs, so decided to let Jeff sleep a little longer, and headed downstairs to see who was up.
As Kaytana entered the kitchen she found her aunt pouring herself a glass of juice, "Hey Auntie Kay."
"Good mornin' Tana, you're up early…got plans for today?" Aunt Kay asked as she sat down at the table.
"Yup, I thought I'd take Jeff to Parliament Hill and take the tour."
Aunt Kay laughed, "Well I'm sure he'll enjoy that, what else are you guys gonna do today?"
"Well I figured 'cause we'll be right downtown, we'd walk around there, maybe hit the mall…"
"I see. You know there are some nice restaurants around there, hint, hint." Aunt Kay teased.
"Yeah, yeah, well that's up to Jeff, and speaking of Jeff I should go wake him up…wanna help?" Tana asked with a very mischievous grin.
***
Aunt Kay and Kaytana peered into Jeff's room to find him sound asleep in the middle of the bed, they grinned at each other and quietly crept into the room. The two women slowly moved to either side of the bed, and took their places.
Aunt Kay looked at her niece who nodded, together they counted to three. Once they reacted three Aunt Kay sprayed Jeff with a water gun, while Kaytana jumped on the bed, both screaming at him to wake up.
Kaytana fell on to Jeff because she was laughing so hard, while her aunt was rolling on the floor laughing.
"OH my god that was too funny…Jeff…the…the look on your face…" Aunt Kay stuttered between laughs but couldn't finish because she was laughing too hard.
Jeff looked down at Kaytana who was still laughing just as hard as her aunt.
"I'm so happy I can make you two laugh so hard." He said sarcastically while whipping his face off.
Kaytana looked up at Jeff, and burst out laughing again.
"I'm sorry Jeff, it's…it's just that look on your face…" Kaytana tried to say between giggles.
Jeff just sighed and tried to look at least a little annoyed with the two women, but he was failing and he knew it. He just couldn't seem to keep a straight face.
About two minutes later both women had calmed down enough to breath somewhat normally.
"Mornin' Jeff." Kaytana said as she looked up at him.
He smirked at her before replying; "You do realize I'll just have to get you back for that nice little wake up call right?" He told her as he pulled her up to him and gave her a light kiss.
Aunt Kay raised an eyebrow at the scene before her; she knew something had happened between the two because Jeff had never been that bold before. 'I'll definitely have to have a talk with Tana.' She thought.
***
As Jeff was in the shower Aunt Kay followed Kaytana into her room.
"So what happened between you and Jeff last night?" She asked.
Kaytana blushed, "nothing much really…he just…umm…well he kissed me…"
"Uh huh." Aunt Kay smirked, "so is he a good kisser?" She teased.
"Oh my god yes!"
They both laughed as they continued to talk while Jeff was showering.
***
'I could really get used to this…' thought Jeff as he was rinsing his hair. Jeff stepped out of the shower and entered his room, wrapped only in a towel. He was rummaging through his duffle bag, looking for something to wear when he heard a light knock at the door. Without hesitating, he went to the door and opened it.
"Back all ready?" he asked Kaytana.
Kaytana just stood there in the doorway, mesmerized by the look of Jeff, clad in only his towel. She couldn't seem to make her brain work. She had come to find out what he would like for breakfast, not realizing that he may not yet be dressed.
"Umm…I umm….(clears her throat) I just wanted to know what you would like to eat for breakfast, but I see you aren't quite ready, so I will…. umm…come back when you're dressed" Kaytana stumbled, still not able to take her eyes off of Jeff.
Jeff, realizing that she was feeling uncomfortable, grabbed the first thing he could find, which happened to be a sweatshirt and put it on. "Sorry, I never thought when I opened the door, that I wasn't dressed yet…" Jeff said, watching Kaytana's face. "Whatever you are having for breakfast is fine with me" Jeff told her.
'You could have me!' Kaytana thought to herself. Blushing from her thoughts, she said "that's just the thing, I am not a big breakfast person, but my Aunt Kay is and if I don't find out what you want, she is going to kick my ass. So…any ideas on what you would like?" Kaytana asked him.
'You!' Jeff thought. "Well, what does she usually cook?" Jeff asked her, somehow realizing he is stalling for time. "Because I am a huge breakfast person, and will eat just about anything!" Jeff responded enthusiastically.
'Damn, why did he put the shirt on' Kaytana thought to herself. "Anything you want, she will make you. She loves to cook, so go nuts!" Kaytana teased.
"Give me about 5 minutes, while I get dressed, that way I will have time to think about what I would like to put in my tummy!" Jeff told her.
"OK, I will be in my room waiting!" Kaytana said, hesitating, hoping he would continue talking so she could drool some more.
Jeff looked at Kaytana, and without thinking, leaned down and gave her a deep kiss. He had to grab Kaytana by the arm, as she almost fell to the floor, as her legs gave out from under her.
"Ya, well…I will be just right next door…" Kaytana said and turned and walked to her room. Not knowing what else to say but knowing damn well that if she stayed there much longer, his towel would definitely be coming off…and she would be in its place.
Jeff stood in the doorway watching Kaytana enter her room. 'That is one fine woman and I will never let her go' he told himself.
Jeff went back to rummaging through his duffle bag looking for just the right thing to wear. He wanted to make a good impression. He found his black jeans and mess t-shirt and decided that was perfect. He went back to his duffle bag and starting searching for his black bandana. He found what he was looking for. He went into the bathroom and detailed his shaving a bit, put on his bandana, splashed on some aftershave and headed to Kaytana's door.
Kaytana was trying to get a grip on herself when she heard Jeff knock at the door. 'Please have clothes on, please have clothes on' she told the door. When she opened the door, Jeff was standing there looking gorgeous.
"How do pancakes sound?" Jeff asked her.
"What?" Kaytana asked.
"Oh no, you're not hooked on that word too are you?" Jeff teased.
"Actually, yes, but no I really didn't hear what you said. I am a bit preoccupied this morning. Must not have got enough sleep" Kaytana explained to him. 'Or maybe I just need some more of you' she thought.
"In that case, let's go get some energy food so that you won't be so preoccupied. I am really looking forward to our day. I have never had the chance to see the sites in Ottawa. I have to admit, when you suggested we go sightseeing, I wanted to be prepared, so Lita and I went surfing on the web and printed off everything we could about Ottawa, just so I don't look stupid!" Jeff teased.
"In that case, you can show me around. This will be my first time too. Remember, I only just moved here 3 years ago!" Kaytana told him.
"Three years and you haven't gone sightseeing, shame on you! Do you realize how beautiful this city is? I can't believe you haven't checked out the sites…" Jeff scolded her.
"Well, for your information, I haven't really had the chance…and besides I was waiting for you!" Kaytana teased.
"Well in that case…" Jeff leaned down and gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. "I feel very honored to be your first…sightseeing companion" Jeff stumbled.
"Let's go get some pancakes" Jeff took her by the hand and headed to the enormous kitchen.
***
"Good Morning…again!" said Aunt Kay. "Have we decided what we want for breakfast? Please tell me that you convinced my wonderful niece that she is going to eat too!" Aunt Kay teased Jeff.
"Actually, if she doesn't eat, I will go sightseeing without her!" Jeff teased back.
"Hey, stop talking about me as if I am not in the room…and yes I am having breakfast, because I'm hungry!" Kaytana countered.
Aunt Kay looked at Jeff and smiled, knowing he was the reason for her instant appetite. "So what are you going to have?" she asked.
"How about I make the breakfast and you two beautiful ladies sit and relax!" Jeff said. "I make the best pancakes this side of Cameron…or should I say, Ottawa!" Jeff said laughing.
"Absolutely not! This is my house and you are a guest" Aunt Kay scolded. She took Jeff by the hand and led him to the table. "Sit!" she demanded.
Aunt Kay turned and walked back to the counter. Before she knew it, Jeff had picked her up and sat her in the chair he just left. "No Aunt Kay, you sit while I make breakfast. You will not win so don't even try. If you try, I will just have to give you the Twist of Fate!" Jeff warned her in a teasing voice.
"Is that so, well you would be very surprised at my countering moves Mr. Hardy." Aunt Kay rebutted.
"We could stand here all morning and argue over who is going to make breakfast and accomplish nothing, so let's compromise. You get me the ingredients, since I don't know where anything is and I will make the pancakes. Is that fair?" Jeff suggested.
"All right, that's fair. At least I get to help in my own kitchen!!" Aunt Kay said.
As the two of them were arguing over who was going to make breakfast, Kaytana couldn't help but think what a wonderful life she could have if Jeff stayed in it. He was fun to be around and Aunt Kay really got along well with him. That was very important! Kaytana sat and watched as the two "chefs" interacted with each other, teasing each other and bumping each other out of the way. They were like two children. Aunt Kay was reaching for the flour when Jeff decided to give her a little nudge. Before anyone could react, Aunt Kay stumbled, sending the canister of flour flying through the air. Jeff jumped to catch it but missed it. Kaytana never had a chance to react before it came crashing down on top of her, covering her in flour from head to toe.
Jeff and Aunt Kay burst out laughing. The site of Kaytana covered in flour was to precious to pass up and Aunt Kay went running for her video camera to capture this moment. When she came back into the kitchen, Kaytana was still sitting in the chair, dumbfounded and laughing so hard, tears were coming down her face and the flour was making a cute putty trail down her cheeks. Aunt Kay was still laughing but able to videotape the scene.
Jeff, still roaring in laughter walked over to Kaytana to try and help get the worst of the flour off of her. He really wasn't any help; he couldn't stop laughing long enough to do anything. "Looks like it is your turn for a shower. By the way, that color of white really looks good on you…." Jeff said laughing.
Kaytana stood up, sending the flour that was resting in her lap flying all over the kitchen floor, covering everything it touched. Through the thick cloud of flour dust, Kaytana emerged looking quite ghostly. "I think I need a shower. Aunt Kay is there any way that you can get me a bath towel so that I can get out of these clothes so that I don't track flour all over the house?" Kaytana asked.
"Good thinking. I will grab one from the bathroom down the hall." Kay said as she carefully stepped past her flour-covered niece. When she returned to the kitchen, she burst out laughing again. The sight of her niece was too funny not to laugh. Jeff was standing back from Kaytana trying to avoid getting covered in flour as well.
"Here you go!" Aunt Kay said handing her the towel. Kaytana looked at her and said, "Can you hold it up so that I can get out of these clothes?" she asked her aunt. Aunt Kay held up the towel to cover her niece while she proceeded to undress in her kitchen. From behind the towel, all you could see was flour dust flying everywhere as Kaytana took off her clothing. When she had finished disrobing, Kaytana wrapped herself up in the towel her aunt was holding.
Jeff looked at Kaytana and was speechless. She looked so innocent and vulnerable. He wanted to take her upstairs and have his way with her but knew that was very poor thinking on his part. Instead he offered to carry her flour-covered clothes for her.
"No way, I don't want you getting covered in flour. You are all in black remember? Besides, you look good the way you are. I don't want you to have to change." Kaytana remarked. She bent down to pick up her heap of clothing on the kitchen floor, exposing the outline of her well-rounded breasts. Jeff couldn't take his eyes off of her. She was so beautiful. Kaytana stood up and made eye contact with Jeff, realizing that she had exposed a little too much, oh well, payback was a bitch. She gave him a sheepish grin and walked off down the hall, leaving him behind.
Aunt Kay noticed the look that Jeff had on his face and couldn't resist, "Hello, earth to Jeff, is anyone in there?" she teased.
"Huh, what?" he stumbled.
"I said, you ready to finish breakfast?"
"Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I was a bit spacey there. Sure, you ready to finish or should we tackle this mess first?" he said looking at the flour covered floor.
"Maybe you're right, we better find the floor first. Any chance there is any flour left for our pancakes?" Aunt Kay remarked.
"God I hope so, I am starving…" Jeff teased.
***
When Kaytana re-entered the kitchen, she noticed that the flour had been cleaned up and Jeff and Aunt Kay were sitting around the island sipping on Orange Juice. Kaytana could smell the pancakes and suddenly realized she was actually hungry.
"Smells good in here. I take it there was enough flour to make the pancakes?" Kaytana asked.
"Nope, but we found a box of pancake mix in the pantry. So we don't get homemade ones this morning. Jeff wouldn't let me go get flour so we have to settle for these ones. If they are not good, it's his fault." Aunt Kay teased.
"Aunt Kay, you are incorrigible! These pancakes will be the best you have ever tasted, because I made them." Jeff teased. "And if they aren't well, shh!"
***
After breakfast was done and the kitchen cleaned up, Aunt Kay left the two of them alone to discuss where they were going to go and do.
"I thought that we could start off by taking a tour of the Parliament Buildings. I would have liked to have been able to show you the changing of the guards but that is only during the summer, which means that you will have to come back!!" Kaytana said in a teasing voice.
"There is not a whole lot that we can do this time of year but we will make the best of it. If there is any place you would like to go, just let me know. By the way, aren't you worried that someone will recognize you?" Kaytana reminded Jeff.
"No, because I have decided that wherever we go, we will be alone because I have rented a limo to take us around to the different places we want to see. I hope that is okay with you." Jeff told her.
"Is there any chance that we can do some skating on the Rideau Canal?" Jeff asked.
"Well, that's another problem, because Ottawa has had such mild weather this winter, the Canal was only open for 27 days this year. It is currently closed because the ice is all melted." Kaytana explained to him.
"That's OK, there would probably be too many people anyway!" Jeff reassured her. "If we can't do the things you had planned, we could always just do some shopping and perhaps dinner in a really nice restaurant! Maybe even catch a movie!"
"That was pretty much what I was going to suggest too." Kaytana laughed. "That all sounds good to me. Well, if you feel up to it, we could take the tour on Parliament Hill and then stroll through the Byward Market. I don't think you would have to worry about anyone recognizing you there and if someone does, lie!" Kaytana laughed.
Aunt Kay came back into the kitchen, "You two still here? What are you waiting for, better weather?" she teased.
"No we were just discussing what we were going to do, that's all." Kaytana told her aunt.
"If you two ladies will excuse me, I am going to go grab my leather jacket and call the limo service. I will be right back." He said and left the room.
"So?" Aunt Kay asked.
Kaytana looked at her and smiled. The smile said it all. Kaytana's aunt knew her well enough to read into the smile. Aunt Kay smiled back, got up from her chair, gave her niece a kiss on the forehead and left her alone. When Aunt Kay left, Kaytana had a moment to think about what has transpired over the last couple of hours since Jeff's arrival. Kaytana finally admitted to herself that she may just be falling in love with Jeff Hardy.
***
After a very exhausting day, Jeff and Kaytana decided that they were starving and headed to a restaurant. Kaytana glanced around the restaurant from her seat; they had received the perfect table, they were in the corner by the window. Kaytana noticed that the restaurant was very intimate, it had low romantic lighting, and soft music playing in the background and each table had a rose on it.
"This place is so nice" Kaytana said bringing her gaze back to Jeff.
"Yeah it is; it's the perfect place to end a great day." Jeff said smiling at Kaytana.
"So how did you enjoy your first day of sightseeing in Ottawa?" Kaytana asked.
"It was amazing, and I can't wait until tomorrow, plus I really enjoy the company I'm with." Jeff replied.
"I think I have to agree with you, especially on the last part."
Jeff looked at Kaytana and suddenly got an idea, "hey Tana feel like sharing a dessert?"
Kaytana hesitated trying to decide if she could really eat any more food, but then decided she could make room if it meant being able to share a dessert with Jeff. "Sure sounds good."
Jeff picked up the desert menu and glanced through it, and then he looked up at Kaytana and grinned. "How does an ice cream Sundae sound? I know how much you love ice cream." Jeff teased.
"Well it'll have to be a chocolate one." Kaytana teased back.
***
Jeff held open the limo door as Kaytana climbed in; he then joined her inside the limo.
"Jeff you really didn't have to pay for all of it you know." She told Jeff.
"I know but I wanted to treat you to dinner."
Kaytana smiled at him and kissed him on the cheek, "well in that case thank you for a wonderful dinner."
"I'm exhausted!" Kaytana admitted. "Between all the walking and shopping we did, I could go to sleep right here!"
"Me too! Sightseeing is more exhausting than wrestling" Jeff said laughing.
Jeff moved closer to Kaytana and put his arm around her. She snuggled into his shoulder and relaxed for the first time that day.
"Kaytana, Kaytana" Jeff said gently shaking her. "We're home!" he told her.
"Oh my God, why did you let me sleep? Some company I am!" she said sadly.
"Are you kidding, I enjoyed the ride home. You are so cute when you sleep!" he teased.
When they got into the house, Aunt Kay was excited to find out how their day was. She could tell by looking at the two of them that they were exhausted.
"Well, how was your day?" She asked them.
"It was absolutely perfect!" Jeff said enthusiastically.
"Yeah right up until I fell asleep on the way home!" Kaytana said unhappily.
"Now why doesn't that surprise me? You never were good in vehicles." Aunt Kay reassured her.
"I didn't mind at all. It was very relaxing. In fact, I almost fell asleep myself, but her snoring wouldn't allow me to!" Jeff said laughing and nudged Kaytana by the shoulder.
"I'll have you know, I don't snore!" Kaytana said, sounding offended
"If you say so!" Jeff teased back.
"So what are the two of you going to do the rest of the evening, after all it is still early. It is only 8:30 p.m." Aunt Kay asked them.
Kaytana looked at Jeff to see if he was going to answer. Jeff looked at Kaytana and shrugged his shoulders.
"I could settle for a very nice quiet evening without anybody asking 'Hey are you Jeff Hardy, the WWF superstar'" Jeff said a bit annoyed. "As much as I love wrestling and being a WWF Superstar, I really hate the fact that I don't have a private life. Everywhere I go, everyone knows me."
"Well, maybe it has something to do with the fact that your hair is twenty different colors? You do stand out you know!" Aunt Kay teased.
"You know, you could be right" Jeff said laughing at her.
"Aunt Kay, would it be possible to use your phone? I would like to get a hold of my brother and see what him and Lita have decided to do on their time off. They better not be messing around with my volcano or I will seriously hurt them" he said chuckling, but serious at the same time.
"Sure, you can use the one in the living room. There isn't anyone in there." Aunt Kay told him.
When Jeff left the room to go call his brother, Aunt Kay wanted to know what they had done during the day.
"Well, we went on the tour of the Parliament Buildings and then from there we went to the Byward Market and did some shopping. Jeff really liked how the market was set up. He also couldn't get over the amount of prostitutes we saw there! Of course he made note of it every time we saw one." Kaytana said laughing. "Then from there we went to the National Art Gallery. That was Jeff's idea, by the way. Although I loved it…being an art major and all…Anyway, after there we went to the Rideau Center and did more shopping. You will have to check out the cool stuff Jeff got. Then we had dinner at Trattoria Caffe Italia on Preston Street." Kaytana explained
"Wow, you went to Trattoria. That is such a beautiful restaurant and very intimate. Did Rosa give you a good table?" Aunt Kay asked.
"I don't know if it was Rosa, but we had a very nice table in the corner, away from everyone, so it was perfect." Kaytana giggled.
"Ok, you can stop talking about me now, I'm back!" Jeff said as he entered the kitchen.
"Would you like some coffee?" asked Aunt Kay.
"No thanks" Jeff replied.
"Kaytana was just filling me in on what you guys did today. So what do you think of my fair city?" asked Aunt Kay.
"It is very beautiful. There is so much heritage here. I never knew Ottawa was such a mix of culture. I would love to see Ottawa in the summer. Kaytana tells me it is even more beautiful. You can even have boat tours on the Ottawa River, which is something I definitely have to do!" Jeff told them, smiling at Kaytana, hoping she got the hint.
"So how is Matt and Lita?" asked Kaytana
"Oh they are fine. They decided to go home, like I thought. I warned them not to touch my volcano or I would have to kick some ass. Lita told me she would make sure that Matt was a good boy and behaved himself while I was away. Plus, dad told me that Matt wouldn't dare try." Jeff was explaining as he laughed.
"You and your brother are really close, aren't you?" asked Aunt Kay.
"Yeah, we are. We are very close to our dad too. After all, dad was our main caregiver growing up. My mother died when I was very young so my dad and Matt were all I had. Maybe that is why I am so extreme. I grew up in a guys world with no female influence." Jeff explained.
"Where is my favorite uncle tonight?" asked Kaytana.
"Last I seen him, he was in the "guys room" drawing up new plans for more "improvements". When he gets his brain wrapped around changing things, I stay out of his way. I swear, he is worse than any woman I have ever met. He is always changing something!" Aunt Kay told her niece.
"Oh boy…" Kaytana said, trailing off. She knew what her uncle was like.
"Would you two ladies mind if I went down and had a look at what his plans are?" asked Jeff.
"You're a brave man, Jeff Hardy…go with caution" Aunt Kay said teasing him.
"He really fits well with this family, did you know that!" Aunt Kay said to Kaytana.
"No, really?" she said back.
***
Kaytana was in her room putting on her favorite pajamas when she heard someone knock on the door. Kaytana opened it to find Jeff standing on the other side in just his jeans.
Jeff looked down at her and noticed she was in her pajamas and wondered if she was going to bed.
"Am I disturbing you?" he asked her.
"Of course not. I was just getting into my PJ's so that I was more comfortable. I ate too much tonight. I think it was the sundae that did it to me" she said in a teasing voice. Realizing that Jeff was still standing in her doorway, she stepped aside and invited him in.
"If you're tired, I will leave you alone…" Jeff started to say, but stopped when Kaytana kissed him.
"All I want to do, Jeff Hardy, is spend a nice quiet evening alone with you. That's all" she told him in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Well, it will be difficult but I think I can clear my schedule for that!" Jeff teased her.
Kaytana took Jeff by the hand and led him to the leather sofa. Kaytana was thinking that whatever happened tonight, there would be no turning back. Her heart would forever belong to him.
"So what did you have planned?" Jeff asked her in a curious voice.
"Well…I was thinking that if you were up to it…that we could go for a soak in the hot tub." Kaytana suggested.
"Sounds good to me, there is only one problem; I don't have any swimming trunks." Jeff reminded her.
"Oh, you won't be needing those!" Kaytana told him. When she saw the look of shock on his face, she finished what she was going to say "after all you could always just go…."
"If you are going to say what I think you are going to say, please don't. Because then I would not be responsible for what would happen." Jeff warned her.
"As I was about to say, before you so rudely interrupted me, you could always go in your boxers, or briefs, whichever is your flavor this month." Kaytana finished.
"Oh okay, that works for me…" Jeff said.
Kaytana told him she was going to go get her bathing suit on and would be right back. When she was about to enter her bathroom, Kaytana turned and looked at Jeff and said "or a G-String would work too" and then turned and entered the bathroom, closing the door behind her.
Jeff just sat there looking at the closed door. How was he going to be able to get through this night without crossing the line? Kaytana was certainly testing his willpower. And now, they are going to be sitting in a hot tub, half naked. Jeff closed his eyes and prayed for guidance. He asked for the strength to get through this night.
When Kaytana came out of the bathroom, she was wrapped in a short blue terry cloth bathrobe. She walked over to where Jeff was still sitting on the leather couch and asked if he was ready. Jeff stood up, took Kaytana's offered hand and the two of them walked out of her bedroom.
"Aunt Kay…." Kaytana shouted.
"Yes" came a very distant voice of her aunt.
"We are going to be outside in the hot tub if you are looking for us. We are going to go through your room instead of from downstairs; it's warmer that way!" Kaytana shouted to her aunt.
"Have fun!" Aunt Kay shouted back.
When the two of them entered the room that her aunt and uncle shared, Jeff stopped dead in his tracks. Kaytana had turned on the lights and Jeff was able to get a good look at the layout of this enormous room. Kaytana turned and looked at him. She was about to start laughing but stopped herself.
"Jeff…are you ok?" she asked
"This room is the kind of room I want for myself. It has everything a mortal man could ever want." Jeff said in awe.
"Yup, that's why my uncle built it that way!" Kaytana replied laughing.
She took Jeff by the hand again and pulled him along behind her. She felt like a mother tugging her uncooperative child behind her.
When they stepped out onto the deck, the chill in the air hit the two of them instantly, bringing Jeff back to earth.
Kaytana undid her robe and dropped it onto the deck and stepped into the hot tub. When she found just the right spot, she invited Jeff in to join her. It was at that point that she realized that Jeff was still half dressed. "You are going to have to take off your jeans before you get in here you know!" Kaytana teased.
Jeff smiled at her and started to undo his belt. He was covered in goose bumps from the cool air and just wanted to be submerged in the heat of the hot tub. Jeff undid his pants and stepped out of them, allowing them to fall to the deck. Jeff stepped into the hot tub and slid next to Kaytana.
"Oh this feels so good!" Jeff said sighing.
"Oh damn, I forgot towels" Kaytana said to Jeff.
"Well, I guess we will just have to spend all night in here then" Jeff said laughing.
The two of then sat in the hot tub and were talking about Kaytana's career in the WWF when Kaytana noticed that someone was in her aunt's room. Just then her aunt poked her head out of the sliding doors and asked if Kaytana remembered to bring towels. Kaytana looked at her and shook her head, embarrassed.
"Does she know you well!" Jeff teased.
"Yeah, I know. Sometimes too well" she said. Kaytana couldn't resist the urge that was coming over her and splash Jeff sending water flying all over him.
"Oh really? You think you can splash me and get away with it? I don't think so." Jeff grabbed Kaytana by the leg and pulled her under the water.
When Kaytana surfaced again, she looked at him shocked. This was now war. Kaytana pretended to sit back where she had been but as she was about to sit back down, she reached under the water and pulled Jeff under. When Jeff went under the water, Kaytana jumped out of the hot tub and waited for him to surface. When Jeff's head broke through the water, he was looking around to retaliate and realized that Kaytana was no longer in the hot tub.
"Oh you big chicken. Dish it out but can't take it in return!" Jeff teased.
"You got that right." Kaytana said laughing. Kaytana realized that she was starting to get very cold standing on the deck without any towel wrapped around her. "Ok, if I come back in, do you promise that you won't pull me under water again?" Kaytana asked.
Jeff looked at her with a mischievous look on his face. "If you insist" he told her.
Kaytana stepped back into the hot tub and before she could sit back down, Jeff jumped up and pulled her under water with him. They struggled together and finally surfaced again, laughing.
"Ok, you win!" Kaytana said still laughing.
"The two of you are worse than children. Look at all the water on this deck. If it gets cold tonight, it will turn to ice and then the two of you will be in trouble!" scolded Aunt Kay, who was holding two fluffy towels. "These are for you. God knows Kaytana wouldn't remember!" Aunt Kay teased.
"Thanks Aunt Kay, now I won't freeze" Jeff said.
Kaytana looked at him and decided that he deserved a slap for that remark. "Hey, what did you do that for?" asked Jeff.
"Oh gee, I don't know" replied Kaytana laughing.
Aunt Kay turned and walked back into the house, leaving Jeff and Kaytana outside.
Kaytana woke up to the sound of her alarm beeping at her; she rolled over and shut it off; she slowly opened her eyes and glanced at her clock…7am. She groaned and climbed out of bed to do her morning stretches, she smiled as she remembered what happened between her and Jeff last night. Tana heard someone walking around downstairs, so decided to let Jeff sleep a little longer, and headed downstairs to see who was up.
As Kaytana entered the kitchen she found her aunt pouring herself a glass of juice, "Hey Auntie Kay."
"Good mornin' Tana, you're up early…got plans for today?" Aunt Kay asked as she sat down at the table.
"Yup, I thought I'd take Jeff to Parliament Hill and take the tour."
Aunt Kay laughed, "Well I'm sure he'll enjoy that, what else are you guys gonna do today?"
"Well I figured 'cause we'll be right downtown, we'd walk around there, maybe hit the mall…"
"I see. You know there are some nice restaurants around there, hint, hint." Aunt Kay teased.
"Yeah, yeah, well that's up to Jeff, and speaking of Jeff I should go wake him up…wanna help?" Tana asked with a very mischievous grin.
***
Aunt Kay and Kaytana peered into Jeff's room to find him sound asleep in the middle of the bed, they grinned at each other and quietly crept into the room. The two women slowly moved to either side of the bed, and took their places.
Aunt Kay looked at her niece who nodded, together they counted to three. Once they reacted three Aunt Kay sprayed Jeff with a water gun, while Kaytana jumped on the bed, both screaming at him to wake up.
Kaytana fell on to Jeff because she was laughing so hard, while her aunt was rolling on the floor laughing.
"OH my god that was too funny…Jeff…the…the look on your face…" Aunt Kay stuttered between laughs but couldn't finish because she was laughing too hard.
Jeff looked down at Kaytana who was still laughing just as hard as her aunt.
"I'm so happy I can make you two laugh so hard." He said sarcastically while whipping his face off.
Kaytana looked up at Jeff, and burst out laughing again.
"I'm sorry Jeff, it's…it's just that look on your face…" Kaytana tried to say between giggles.
Jeff just sighed and tried to look at least a little annoyed with the two women, but he was failing and he knew it. He just couldn't seem to keep a straight face.
About two minutes later both women had calmed down enough to breath somewhat normally.
"Mornin' Jeff." Kaytana said as she looked up at him.
He smirked at her before replying; "You do realize I'll just have to get you back for that nice little wake up call right?" He told her as he pulled her up to him and gave her a light kiss.
Aunt Kay raised an eyebrow at the scene before her; she knew something had happened between the two because Jeff had never been that bold before. 'I'll definitely have to have a talk with Tana.' She thought.
***
As Jeff was in the shower Aunt Kay followed Kaytana into her room.
"So what happened between you and Jeff last night?" She asked.
Kaytana blushed, "nothing much really…he just…umm…well he kissed me…"
"Uh huh." Aunt Kay smirked, "so is he a good kisser?" She teased.
"Oh my god yes!"
They both laughed as they continued to talk while Jeff was showering.
***
'I could really get used to this…' thought Jeff as he was rinsing his hair. Jeff stepped out of the shower and entered his room, wrapped only in a towel. He was rummaging through his duffle bag, looking for something to wear when he heard a light knock at the door. Without hesitating, he went to the door and opened it.
"Back all ready?" he asked Kaytana.
Kaytana just stood there in the doorway, mesmerized by the look of Jeff, clad in only his towel. She couldn't seem to make her brain work. She had come to find out what he would like for breakfast, not realizing that he may not yet be dressed.
"Umm…I umm….(clears her throat) I just wanted to know what you would like to eat for breakfast, but I see you aren't quite ready, so I will…. umm…come back when you're dressed" Kaytana stumbled, still not able to take her eyes off of Jeff.
Jeff, realizing that she was feeling uncomfortable, grabbed the first thing he could find, which happened to be a sweatshirt and put it on. "Sorry, I never thought when I opened the door, that I wasn't dressed yet…" Jeff said, watching Kaytana's face. "Whatever you are having for breakfast is fine with me" Jeff told her.
'You could have me!' Kaytana thought to herself. Blushing from her thoughts, she said "that's just the thing, I am not a big breakfast person, but my Aunt Kay is and if I don't find out what you want, she is going to kick my ass. So…any ideas on what you would like?" Kaytana asked him.
'You!' Jeff thought. "Well, what does she usually cook?" Jeff asked her, somehow realizing he is stalling for time. "Because I am a huge breakfast person, and will eat just about anything!" Jeff responded enthusiastically.
'Damn, why did he put the shirt on' Kaytana thought to herself. "Anything you want, she will make you. She loves to cook, so go nuts!" Kaytana teased.
"Give me about 5 minutes, while I get dressed, that way I will have time to think about what I would like to put in my tummy!" Jeff told her.
"OK, I will be in my room waiting!" Kaytana said, hesitating, hoping he would continue talking so she could drool some more.
Jeff looked at Kaytana, and without thinking, leaned down and gave her a deep kiss. He had to grab Kaytana by the arm, as she almost fell to the floor, as her legs gave out from under her.
"Ya, well…I will be just right next door…" Kaytana said and turned and walked to her room. Not knowing what else to say but knowing damn well that if she stayed there much longer, his towel would definitely be coming off…and she would be in its place.
Jeff stood in the doorway watching Kaytana enter her room. 'That is one fine woman and I will never let her go' he told himself.
Jeff went back to rummaging through his duffle bag looking for just the right thing to wear. He wanted to make a good impression. He found his black jeans and mess t-shirt and decided that was perfect. He went back to his duffle bag and starting searching for his black bandana. He found what he was looking for. He went into the bathroom and detailed his shaving a bit, put on his bandana, splashed on some aftershave and headed to Kaytana's door.
Kaytana was trying to get a grip on herself when she heard Jeff knock at the door. 'Please have clothes on, please have clothes on' she told the door. When she opened the door, Jeff was standing there looking gorgeous.
"How do pancakes sound?" Jeff asked her.
"What?" Kaytana asked.
"Oh no, you're not hooked on that word too are you?" Jeff teased.
"Actually, yes, but no I really didn't hear what you said. I am a bit preoccupied this morning. Must not have got enough sleep" Kaytana explained to him. 'Or maybe I just need some more of you' she thought.
"In that case, let's go get some energy food so that you won't be so preoccupied. I am really looking forward to our day. I have never had the chance to see the sites in Ottawa. I have to admit, when you suggested we go sightseeing, I wanted to be prepared, so Lita and I went surfing on the web and printed off everything we could about Ottawa, just so I don't look stupid!" Jeff teased.
"In that case, you can show me around. This will be my first time too. Remember, I only just moved here 3 years ago!" Kaytana told him.
"Three years and you haven't gone sightseeing, shame on you! Do you realize how beautiful this city is? I can't believe you haven't checked out the sites…" Jeff scolded her.
"Well, for your information, I haven't really had the chance…and besides I was waiting for you!" Kaytana teased.
"Well in that case…" Jeff leaned down and gave her a soft kiss on the forehead. "I feel very honored to be your first…sightseeing companion" Jeff stumbled.
"Let's go get some pancakes" Jeff took her by the hand and headed to the enormous kitchen.
***
"Good Morning…again!" said Aunt Kay. "Have we decided what we want for breakfast? Please tell me that you convinced my wonderful niece that she is going to eat too!" Aunt Kay teased Jeff.
"Actually, if she doesn't eat, I will go sightseeing without her!" Jeff teased back.
"Hey, stop talking about me as if I am not in the room…and yes I am having breakfast, because I'm hungry!" Kaytana countered.
Aunt Kay looked at Jeff and smiled, knowing he was the reason for her instant appetite. "So what are you going to have?" she asked.
"How about I make the breakfast and you two beautiful ladies sit and relax!" Jeff said. "I make the best pancakes this side of Cameron…or should I say, Ottawa!" Jeff said laughing.
"Absolutely not! This is my house and you are a guest" Aunt Kay scolded. She took Jeff by the hand and led him to the table. "Sit!" she demanded.
Aunt Kay turned and walked back to the counter. Before she knew it, Jeff had picked her up and sat her in the chair he just left. "No Aunt Kay, you sit while I make breakfast. You will not win so don't even try. If you try, I will just have to give you the Twist of Fate!" Jeff warned her in a teasing voice.
"Is that so, well you would be very surprised at my countering moves Mr. Hardy." Aunt Kay rebutted.
"We could stand here all morning and argue over who is going to make breakfast and accomplish nothing, so let's compromise. You get me the ingredients, since I don't know where anything is and I will make the pancakes. Is that fair?" Jeff suggested.
"All right, that's fair. At least I get to help in my own kitchen!!" Aunt Kay said.
As the two of them were arguing over who was going to make breakfast, Kaytana couldn't help but think what a wonderful life she could have if Jeff stayed in it. He was fun to be around and Aunt Kay really got along well with him. That was very important! Kaytana sat and watched as the two "chefs" interacted with each other, teasing each other and bumping each other out of the way. They were like two children. Aunt Kay was reaching for the flour when Jeff decided to give her a little nudge. Before anyone could react, Aunt Kay stumbled, sending the canister of flour flying through the air. Jeff jumped to catch it but missed it. Kaytana never had a chance to react before it came crashing down on top of her, covering her in flour from head to toe.
Jeff and Aunt Kay burst out laughing. The site of Kaytana covered in flour was to precious to pass up and Aunt Kay went running for her video camera to capture this moment. When she came back into the kitchen, Kaytana was still sitting in the chair, dumbfounded and laughing so hard, tears were coming down her face and the flour was making a cute putty trail down her cheeks. Aunt Kay was still laughing but able to videotape the scene.
Jeff, still roaring in laughter walked over to Kaytana to try and help get the worst of the flour off of her. He really wasn't any help; he couldn't stop laughing long enough to do anything. "Looks like it is your turn for a shower. By the way, that color of white really looks good on you…." Jeff said laughing.
Kaytana stood up, sending the flour that was resting in her lap flying all over the kitchen floor, covering everything it touched. Through the thick cloud of flour dust, Kaytana emerged looking quite ghostly. "I think I need a shower. Aunt Kay is there any way that you can get me a bath towel so that I can get out of these clothes so that I don't track flour all over the house?" Kaytana asked.
"Good thinking. I will grab one from the bathroom down the hall." Kay said as she carefully stepped past her flour-covered niece. When she returned to the kitchen, she burst out laughing again. The sight of her niece was too funny not to laugh. Jeff was standing back from Kaytana trying to avoid getting covered in flour as well.
"Here you go!" Aunt Kay said handing her the towel. Kaytana looked at her and said, "Can you hold it up so that I can get out of these clothes?" she asked her aunt. Aunt Kay held up the towel to cover her niece while she proceeded to undress in her kitchen. From behind the towel, all you could see was flour dust flying everywhere as Kaytana took off her clothing. When she had finished disrobing, Kaytana wrapped herself up in the towel her aunt was holding.
Jeff looked at Kaytana and was speechless. She looked so innocent and vulnerable. He wanted to take her upstairs and have his way with her but knew that was very poor thinking on his part. Instead he offered to carry her flour-covered clothes for her.
"No way, I don't want you getting covered in flour. You are all in black remember? Besides, you look good the way you are. I don't want you to have to change." Kaytana remarked. She bent down to pick up her heap of clothing on the kitchen floor, exposing the outline of her well-rounded breasts. Jeff couldn't take his eyes off of her. She was so beautiful. Kaytana stood up and made eye contact with Jeff, realizing that she had exposed a little too much, oh well, payback was a bitch. She gave him a sheepish grin and walked off down the hall, leaving him behind.
Aunt Kay noticed the look that Jeff had on his face and couldn't resist, "Hello, earth to Jeff, is anyone in there?" she teased.
"Huh, what?" he stumbled.
"I said, you ready to finish breakfast?"
"Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I was a bit spacey there. Sure, you ready to finish or should we tackle this mess first?" he said looking at the flour covered floor.
"Maybe you're right, we better find the floor first. Any chance there is any flour left for our pancakes?" Aunt Kay remarked.
"God I hope so, I am starving…" Jeff teased.
***
When Kaytana re-entered the kitchen, she noticed that the flour had been cleaned up and Jeff and Aunt Kay were sitting around the island sipping on Orange Juice. Kaytana could smell the pancakes and suddenly realized she was actually hungry.
"Smells good in here. I take it there was enough flour to make the pancakes?" Kaytana asked.
"Nope, but we found a box of pancake mix in the pantry. So we don't get homemade ones this morning. Jeff wouldn't let me go get flour so we have to settle for these ones. If they are not good, it's his fault." Aunt Kay teased.
"Aunt Kay, you are incorrigible! These pancakes will be the best you have ever tasted, because I made them." Jeff teased. "And if they aren't well, shh!"
***
After breakfast was done and the kitchen cleaned up, Aunt Kay left the two of them alone to discuss where they were going to go and do.
"I thought that we could start off by taking a tour of the Parliament Buildings. I would have liked to have been able to show you the changing of the guards but that is only during the summer, which means that you will have to come back!!" Kaytana said in a teasing voice.
"There is not a whole lot that we can do this time of year but we will make the best of it. If there is any place you would like to go, just let me know. By the way, aren't you worried that someone will recognize you?" Kaytana reminded Jeff.
"No, because I have decided that wherever we go, we will be alone because I have rented a limo to take us around to the different places we want to see. I hope that is okay with you." Jeff told her.
"Is there any chance that we can do some skating on the Rideau Canal?" Jeff asked.
"Well, that's another problem, because Ottawa has had such mild weather this winter, the Canal was only open for 27 days this year. It is currently closed because the ice is all melted." Kaytana explained to him.
"That's OK, there would probably be too many people anyway!" Jeff reassured her. "If we can't do the things you had planned, we could always just do some shopping and perhaps dinner in a really nice restaurant! Maybe even catch a movie!"
"That was pretty much what I was going to suggest too." Kaytana laughed. "That all sounds good to me. Well, if you feel up to it, we could take the tour on Parliament Hill and then stroll through the Byward Market. I don't think you would have to worry about anyone recognizing you there and if someone does, lie!" Kaytana laughed.
Aunt Kay came back into the kitchen, "You two still here? What are you waiting for, better weather?" she teased.
"No we were just discussing what we were going to do, that's all." Kaytana told her aunt.
"If you two ladies will excuse me, I am going to go grab my leather jacket and call the limo service. I will be right back." He said and left the room.
"So?" Aunt Kay asked.
Kaytana looked at her and smiled. The smile said it all. Kaytana's aunt knew her well enough to read into the smile. Aunt Kay smiled back, got up from her chair, gave her niece a kiss on the forehead and left her alone. When Aunt Kay left, Kaytana had a moment to think about what has transpired over the last couple of hours since Jeff's arrival. Kaytana finally admitted to herself that she may just be falling in love with Jeff Hardy.
***
After a very exhausting day, Jeff and Kaytana decided that they were starving and headed to a restaurant. Kaytana glanced around the restaurant from her seat; they had received the perfect table, they were in the corner by the window. Kaytana noticed that the restaurant was very intimate, it had low romantic lighting, and soft music playing in the background and each table had a rose on it.
"This place is so nice" Kaytana said bringing her gaze back to Jeff.
"Yeah it is; it's the perfect place to end a great day." Jeff said smiling at Kaytana.
"So how did you enjoy your first day of sightseeing in Ottawa?" Kaytana asked.
"It was amazing, and I can't wait until tomorrow, plus I really enjoy the company I'm with." Jeff replied.
"I think I have to agree with you, especially on the last part."
Jeff looked at Kaytana and suddenly got an idea, "hey Tana feel like sharing a dessert?"
Kaytana hesitated trying to decide if she could really eat any more food, but then decided she could make room if it meant being able to share a dessert with Jeff. "Sure sounds good."
Jeff picked up the desert menu and glanced through it, and then he looked up at Kaytana and grinned. "How does an ice cream Sundae sound? I know how much you love ice cream." Jeff teased.
"Well it'll have to be a chocolate one." Kaytana teased back.
***
Jeff held open the limo door as Kaytana climbed in; he then joined her inside the limo.
"Jeff you really didn't have to pay for all of it you know." She told Jeff.
"I know but I wanted to treat you to dinner."
Kaytana smiled at him and kissed him on the cheek, "well in that case thank you for a wonderful dinner."
"I'm exhausted!" Kaytana admitted. "Between all the walking and shopping we did, I could go to sleep right here!"
"Me too! Sightseeing is more exhausting than wrestling" Jeff said laughing.
Jeff moved closer to Kaytana and put his arm around her. She snuggled into his shoulder and relaxed for the first time that day.
"Kaytana, Kaytana" Jeff said gently shaking her. "We're home!" he told her.
"Oh my God, why did you let me sleep? Some company I am!" she said sadly.
"Are you kidding, I enjoyed the ride home. You are so cute when you sleep!" he teased.
When they got into the house, Aunt Kay was excited to find out how their day was. She could tell by looking at the two of them that they were exhausted.
"Well, how was your day?" She asked them.
"It was absolutely perfect!" Jeff said enthusiastically.
"Yeah right up until I fell asleep on the way home!" Kaytana said unhappily.
"Now why doesn't that surprise me? You never were good in vehicles." Aunt Kay reassured her.
"I didn't mind at all. It was very relaxing. In fact, I almost fell asleep myself, but her snoring wouldn't allow me to!" Jeff said laughing and nudged Kaytana by the shoulder.
"I'll have you know, I don't snore!" Kaytana said, sounding offended
"If you say so!" Jeff teased back.
"So what are the two of you going to do the rest of the evening, after all it is still early. It is only 8:30 p.m." Aunt Kay asked them.
Kaytana looked at Jeff to see if he was going to answer. Jeff looked at Kaytana and shrugged his shoulders.
"I could settle for a very nice quiet evening without anybody asking 'Hey are you Jeff Hardy, the WWF superstar'" Jeff said a bit annoyed. "As much as I love wrestling and being a WWF Superstar, I really hate the fact that I don't have a private life. Everywhere I go, everyone knows me."
"Well, maybe it has something to do with the fact that your hair is twenty different colors? You do stand out you know!" Aunt Kay teased.
"You know, you could be right" Jeff said laughing at her.
"Aunt Kay, would it be possible to use your phone? I would like to get a hold of my brother and see what him and Lita have decided to do on their time off. They better not be messing around with my volcano or I will seriously hurt them" he said chuckling, but serious at the same time.
"Sure, you can use the one in the living room. There isn't anyone in there." Aunt Kay told him.
When Jeff left the room to go call his brother, Aunt Kay wanted to know what they had done during the day.
"Well, we went on the tour of the Parliament Buildings and then from there we went to the Byward Market and did some shopping. Jeff really liked how the market was set up. He also couldn't get over the amount of prostitutes we saw there! Of course he made note of it every time we saw one." Kaytana said laughing. "Then from there we went to the National Art Gallery. That was Jeff's idea, by the way. Although I loved it…being an art major and all…Anyway, after there we went to the Rideau Center and did more shopping. You will have to check out the cool stuff Jeff got. Then we had dinner at Trattoria Caffe Italia on Preston Street." Kaytana explained
"Wow, you went to Trattoria. That is such a beautiful restaurant and very intimate. Did Rosa give you a good table?" Aunt Kay asked.
"I don't know if it was Rosa, but we had a very nice table in the corner, away from everyone, so it was perfect." Kaytana giggled.
"Ok, you can stop talking about me now, I'm back!" Jeff said as he entered the kitchen.
"Would you like some coffee?" asked Aunt Kay.
"No thanks" Jeff replied.
"Kaytana was just filling me in on what you guys did today. So what do you think of my fair city?" asked Aunt Kay.
"It is very beautiful. There is so much heritage here. I never knew Ottawa was such a mix of culture. I would love to see Ottawa in the summer. Kaytana tells me it is even more beautiful. You can even have boat tours on the Ottawa River, which is something I definitely have to do!" Jeff told them, smiling at Kaytana, hoping she got the hint.
"So how is Matt and Lita?" asked Kaytana
"Oh they are fine. They decided to go home, like I thought. I warned them not to touch my volcano or I would have to kick some ass. Lita told me she would make sure that Matt was a good boy and behaved himself while I was away. Plus, dad told me that Matt wouldn't dare try." Jeff was explaining as he laughed.
"You and your brother are really close, aren't you?" asked Aunt Kay.
"Yeah, we are. We are very close to our dad too. After all, dad was our main caregiver growing up. My mother died when I was very young so my dad and Matt were all I had. Maybe that is why I am so extreme. I grew up in a guys world with no female influence." Jeff explained.
"Where is my favorite uncle tonight?" asked Kaytana.
"Last I seen him, he was in the "guys room" drawing up new plans for more "improvements". When he gets his brain wrapped around changing things, I stay out of his way. I swear, he is worse than any woman I have ever met. He is always changing something!" Aunt Kay told her niece.
"Oh boy…" Kaytana said, trailing off. She knew what her uncle was like.
"Would you two ladies mind if I went down and had a look at what his plans are?" asked Jeff.
"You're a brave man, Jeff Hardy…go with caution" Aunt Kay said teasing him.
"He really fits well with this family, did you know that!" Aunt Kay said to Kaytana.
"No, really?" she said back.
***
Kaytana was in her room putting on her favorite pajamas when she heard someone knock on the door. Kaytana opened it to find Jeff standing on the other side in just his jeans.
Jeff looked down at her and noticed she was in her pajamas and wondered if she was going to bed.
"Am I disturbing you?" he asked her.
"Of course not. I was just getting into my PJ's so that I was more comfortable. I ate too much tonight. I think it was the sundae that did it to me" she said in a teasing voice. Realizing that Jeff was still standing in her doorway, she stepped aside and invited him in.
"If you're tired, I will leave you alone…" Jeff started to say, but stopped when Kaytana kissed him.
"All I want to do, Jeff Hardy, is spend a nice quiet evening alone with you. That's all" she told him in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Well, it will be difficult but I think I can clear my schedule for that!" Jeff teased her.
Kaytana took Jeff by the hand and led him to the leather sofa. Kaytana was thinking that whatever happened tonight, there would be no turning back. Her heart would forever belong to him.
"So what did you have planned?" Jeff asked her in a curious voice.
"Well…I was thinking that if you were up to it…that we could go for a soak in the hot tub." Kaytana suggested.
"Sounds good to me, there is only one problem; I don't have any swimming trunks." Jeff reminded her.
"Oh, you won't be needing those!" Kaytana told him. When she saw the look of shock on his face, she finished what she was going to say "after all you could always just go…."
"If you are going to say what I think you are going to say, please don't. Because then I would not be responsible for what would happen." Jeff warned her.
"As I was about to say, before you so rudely interrupted me, you could always go in your boxers, or briefs, whichever is your flavor this month." Kaytana finished.
"Oh okay, that works for me…" Jeff said.
Kaytana told him she was going to go get her bathing suit on and would be right back. When she was about to enter her bathroom, Kaytana turned and looked at Jeff and said "or a G-String would work too" and then turned and entered the bathroom, closing the door behind her.
Jeff just sat there looking at the closed door. How was he going to be able to get through this night without crossing the line? Kaytana was certainly testing his willpower. And now, they are going to be sitting in a hot tub, half naked. Jeff closed his eyes and prayed for guidance. He asked for the strength to get through this night.
When Kaytana came out of the bathroom, she was wrapped in a short blue terry cloth bathrobe. She walked over to where Jeff was still sitting on the leather couch and asked if he was ready. Jeff stood up, took Kaytana's offered hand and the two of them walked out of her bedroom.
"Aunt Kay…." Kaytana shouted.
"Yes" came a very distant voice of her aunt.
"We are going to be outside in the hot tub if you are looking for us. We are going to go through your room instead of from downstairs; it's warmer that way!" Kaytana shouted to her aunt.
"Have fun!" Aunt Kay shouted back.
When the two of them entered the room that her aunt and uncle shared, Jeff stopped dead in his tracks. Kaytana had turned on the lights and Jeff was able to get a good look at the layout of this enormous room. Kaytana turned and looked at him. She was about to start laughing but stopped herself.
"Jeff…are you ok?" she asked
"This room is the kind of room I want for myself. It has everything a mortal man could ever want." Jeff said in awe.
"Yup, that's why my uncle built it that way!" Kaytana replied laughing.
She took Jeff by the hand again and pulled him along behind her. She felt like a mother tugging her uncooperative child behind her.
When they stepped out onto the deck, the chill in the air hit the two of them instantly, bringing Jeff back to earth.
Kaytana undid her robe and dropped it onto the deck and stepped into the hot tub. When she found just the right spot, she invited Jeff in to join her. It was at that point that she realized that Jeff was still half dressed. "You are going to have to take off your jeans before you get in here you know!" Kaytana teased.
Jeff smiled at her and started to undo his belt. He was covered in goose bumps from the cool air and just wanted to be submerged in the heat of the hot tub. Jeff undid his pants and stepped out of them, allowing them to fall to the deck. Jeff stepped into the hot tub and slid next to Kaytana.
"Oh this feels so good!" Jeff said sighing.
"Oh damn, I forgot towels" Kaytana said to Jeff.
"Well, I guess we will just have to spend all night in here then" Jeff said laughing.
The two of then sat in the hot tub and were talking about Kaytana's career in the WWF when Kaytana noticed that someone was in her aunt's room. Just then her aunt poked her head out of the sliding doors and asked if Kaytana remembered to bring towels. Kaytana looked at her and shook her head, embarrassed.
"Does she know you well!" Jeff teased.
"Yeah, I know. Sometimes too well" she said. Kaytana couldn't resist the urge that was coming over her and splash Jeff sending water flying all over him.
"Oh really? You think you can splash me and get away with it? I don't think so." Jeff grabbed Kaytana by the leg and pulled her under the water.
When Kaytana surfaced again, she looked at him shocked. This was now war. Kaytana pretended to sit back where she had been but as she was about to sit back down, she reached under the water and pulled Jeff under. When Jeff went under the water, Kaytana jumped out of the hot tub and waited for him to surface. When Jeff's head broke through the water, he was looking around to retaliate and realized that Kaytana was no longer in the hot tub.
"Oh you big chicken. Dish it out but can't take it in return!" Jeff teased.
"You got that right." Kaytana said laughing. Kaytana realized that she was starting to get very cold standing on the deck without any towel wrapped around her. "Ok, if I come back in, do you promise that you won't pull me under water again?" Kaytana asked.
Jeff looked at her with a mischievous look on his face. "If you insist" he told her.
Kaytana stepped back into the hot tub and before she could sit back down, Jeff jumped up and pulled her under water with him. They struggled together and finally surfaced again, laughing.
"Ok, you win!" Kaytana said still laughing.
"The two of you are worse than children. Look at all the water on this deck. If it gets cold tonight, it will turn to ice and then the two of you will be in trouble!" scolded Aunt Kay, who was holding two fluffy towels. "These are for you. God knows Kaytana wouldn't remember!" Aunt Kay teased.
"Thanks Aunt Kay, now I won't freeze" Jeff said.
Kaytana looked at him and decided that he deserved a slap for that remark. "Hey, what did you do that for?" asked Jeff.
"Oh gee, I don't know" replied Kaytana laughing.
Aunt Kay turned and walked back into the house, leaving Jeff and Kaytana outside.