Avalon: WHAhahahah I'm writing another humor story and no one can stop me!
Whahahaha!
Piedmon: God help us…
Avalon: What? Don't you like my stories?
Piedmon: No there all about Myotismon, why don't you ever write about me?
Avalon: Return of the Dark Noblemon, is all about you, isn't that good enough?
Piedmon: NO! I want more! Its all about me! ME ME ME! Whahahahaha.
Avalon: Fine…I'll write a Pieyotismon then. *No offence to all the Pieyotismon fans out there, cause I'm a small fan too.*
Piedmon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Avalon: Hehehehehe, ok now on to the story, and its not about Piedmon, but I'll write one just about him later *Smiles evilly at Piedmon*
Myotismon was heading back after fighting WereGarurumon and Angemon. His back hurt from when he was flung into the dance club. He had landed in the middle of the bar, and now smelled like alcohol. Plus pieces of bear bottles were still stuck I his butt. He also ripped his cape on a hook when he tried to turn around and flirt with the group of cute girls who had come over to help him. Then thier boyfriends tried to beat him up, so he ran out of the club, and decided to take his chances with WereGarurumon. "Stupid over grown dog…" he thought.
"What a rotten night, I can't wait to get home, and go to bed…" Myotismon said, as he flew down, to his hideout. The Bakumon guard he had watching his hideout was not there.
"Strange….I thought I had a guard out…." Myotismon said as he walked into the hideout. It seemed that all the Bakumon were lying around drunk.
"What the…" Myotismon said.
"Oh…*Hick*…hey-a boss….*Hick*…." Demidevimon said lying on the floor. "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, first my cape now my alcohol!!!!!!" Myotismon fell to his knee's crying. Demidevimon looked down at the empty bottle in his claw,
"Oh no!!! Someone drank…..*Hick*…..all you booze……*Hick* boss…" He crying. Myotismon just glared at him.
"You little…" Myotismon jumped up and stared to chase Demidevimon.
"AHHHHHHhhh ….*Hick*…why…." *SPLAT* Demidevimon flew into a wall. Myotismon pealed him off the wall.
"That's what you deserve you little twit." He said.
"Ohhhh….*Hick*…..boss…*Hick*….how come there are three of you…." DemiDevimon stammered. "And look at all the pretty colors….*Hick*…ya the room is spinning boss….cooool….*Hick*" DemiDevimon pasted out, so Myotismon just dropped him onto the floor. Then walked over the Bakumon, and headed towards his room.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch where your stepping!" Myotismon was to tired to care about the digimon he was steping on, maybe if he felt better he would have stepted on more of them. As he walked down the stares to his chamber he heard something.
"Hehehe, Wizardmon…we got the crest, lets get out of here….Wizardmon…hehehe…not there…"
"C'mon Gatomon….hehehehe…"
"Oh ya! That's good…oh yes…there…that's the spot oh ya!!!"
Myotismon felt something snap. "There doing it in MY coffin!!!!" He ran down the stares.
"Just what do you think your…AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh" He screamed as he tripped and fell on his face. He shock the little stars flying around his head, away. He looked up to Gatomon and Wizardmon hiding something be hind there backs. His room was full of toilet paper, and garlic. On the wall was a large spray. It said "I am Hermaphroditey the god of self satisfaction! And I like to watch gay clown porn, while I drink the blood of little girls. Mwhahahahahaha, fear me, if you don't I'll strip down naked, and if that doesn't scare you nothing will!" There was a picture to match. Wizardmon and Gatomon just stared at him in shook.
"Oh…a lord Myotismon…um…hi.." Gatomon said.
"Ah…ya hi…" Wizardmon said tossing the spray can aside. "A we were just ah…" Myotismon's eyes had poped out of his head.
"What the…" Myotismon said, as he started to swell up, from an elegiac reaction of the garlic. His cheeks were getting puffy and his suit was becoming stretched to the max. he looked like a big fat hamster with lipstick.
"Man, that's got to go on the website…." Gatomon said trying not to laugh. Myotismon just looked at her.
"Website?" He said, his voice muffled from his puffy checks.
"Ya : www.myotismonisabastard.com its gets almost 1000 hits a day.
"What!!!!" He said angrily. "Why you little! How dare you!"
"Ah.. we're going to go now…" Gatomon said, as they tried to run past Myotismon.
"Hey! No so fast!" Myotismon shouted as he tried to turn around and chase them. He hobbled as fast as his tubby lags could carry him. Suddenly he stopped.
"A crap, um…..help….I'm stuck in the door way….GATOMON!!!!!" He cried. She just fell over laughing at him. She grabbed a camera from nowhere and stared taking pictures.
"Oh, ya work it fat boy….your one sexy bitch…."
"Gatomon…" Myotismon glared evilly "If you don't stop that right now, I'll have the pictures we took last night put up on you web site!" Gatomons face when red.
"What pictures?" Gatomon what is he talking about?" Wizardmon said crossing his arms. Now Gatomon and Wizardmon were arguing over what Myotismon meant by that. Myotismon was chucking inside, only he knew that the pictures her was referring to, were the one's of Gatomon warring a frilly pick dress and a big pink bow. Myotismon chuckled, she looked so cute in people clothes. He suddenly realized he had swollen down.
"Ha I'm free!!! Now you will pay for spray painting and vandalizing my room., MWHahahahahaha."
"We stole the crest too…" Wizardmon said. Gatomon quikly elbowed him in the stomach.
"What? Why you….you'll pay for that too!"
"She also the eight digimon" Wizardmon said. This time she pelted him over the head with a drunken Bakumon.
"What! Gatomon how could you!!! That hurts…that got me right here…" Myotismon said holding the right side of his chest.
"Ahh, Myotismon your hearts on the other side…." Gatomon said.
"Damn it! Well you'll pay!!!" Myotismon said striking a pose. "Grizzly Wing!!!!" He stood there for about a moment…nothing happened. Gatomon and Wizardmon just looked at him.
"Ok ok, hold on, lets try this again…." Myotismon stuck his pose again. "GRIZZLY WING!!" He shouted. Nothing…
"Wow…that was wired…" Wizardmon said. Myotismon was still standing in his grizzly wing pose.
"Wait…its coming…I can felt it….*PLUuuuuuuuu*" Myotismon's face went red. Gatomon and Wizardmon burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, well I guess he's trying to kill us, with his GRIZZLY GAS!!!" Wizardmon said holding his nose.
"Damn it! This isn't funny! Where are my bats!!!!" Myotismon shouted.
"Hey, come to think of it…I didn't see them when you came in." Gatomon said.
"Oh no! You know what this mean's?" Myotismon said.
"Ya, now you can't kill Wizardmon in episode 37!" YAHOO!!!" Gatomon scrammed jumping for joy.
"NO hold on a minute…that's not what I meant….it means I'm bat-less!!! This can't be good! This isn't good.." Myotismon said passing back and forth.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch ware you're stepping!"
"SHUT UP!" Myotismon yelled at the drunken digimon on the floor. "What will I do? With out my bats I lose, my whole creepy effect. No to mention my favorite attack! What do I do??? It not fare!!!!!! WHYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy…" Myotismon burst into tears.
"Oh….that is so wrong…" Wizardmon said shivering.
"I can't help it *Sniff* I loved those little guy's!!! There so cute and small…." Myotismon said blowing his nose on his cape.
"And deadly…." Gatomon pointed out.
"That's the POINT!!!!" Myotismon shouted. "How can I be an evil bad guy without them!!!! I need them, bats are my thing…..there like my groupies….no wait….there more…there my friends….."
"YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!! But that means they actually LIKE you!!!" Gatomon said.
"I know, I know, I think it's wired too. Me friends….it just doesn't sound right." Myotismon said, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"Hey…*Hick*…..I…thought I was your…*Hick*…friend…*Hick*." DemiDevimon said coming too.
"No, no your not…." Myotismon said.
"*Hick* What?!" He asked. "NOOOOOOoooooooooooooo" Demidevimon screamed hugging Myotismon.
"AHHHH help get it off, GET IT OFF!!!!" Myotismon screamed.
"You're his lackey…that's the next best thing…" Gatomon said
"Ya you get to spent all your time kissing his ass….then he'll kill you the second he doesn't need you anymore…"
"Oh…*Hick* boss….you'd do that for me? I'm so happy…." DemiDevimon said smiling.
"Yes...yes…just get off me!!!!!" Myotismon said hitting him with a Bakumon until he fell off.
"Oh…boss..*Hick* I'll help you….*Hick*….." DemiDevimon said as he struggled to fly.
"You will….ahw…" Myotismon said picking him up.
"Ok, that's nice we have to go now…" Gatomon said, as she turned to leave.
"HOLD ON!" Myotismon shouted. "You have to help him!"
"What? But we don't work for you anymore…that's kind of why we came here…" Wizardmon said.
"Gatomon if you don't…..how do you feel about…poke-a-dots…" Myotismon gave an evil smile.
"OH GOD NO!!!! I'll do anything…just don't do that!" She screamed.
"Good….now go find me a replacement." Myotismon ordered.
"Fine…" Gatomon said as she slugged out of the room, followed by Wizardmon. DemiDevimon hit a few walls before he made it out of the hide out. Myotismon smiled. He felt better already. Myotismon walked back to his room, to clean up the mess.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch ware you're stepping!" Myotismon looked down at the floor and STOMP!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Hheheheh" That was fun…." Myotismon chuckled.
Meanwhile: "So what are we doing?" DemiDevimon asked.
"We are going to find replacements for Myoitsmon's bats, so Wizardmon and I can go back to betraying him…" Gatomon explained for the 50th time.
"Oh why are we doing that?" He continued.
"Because Myotismon lost his bats…" Wizardmon said.
"How did he do that?"
"They probably left, because they realized Myotismon is a loser and nobody like him…" Gatomon said getting annoyed.
"Ya, I still find it hard to believe Myotismon has friends…" Wizardmon said.
"Ya I really hate him…." Gatomon said.
"Me too…" DemiDrvimon said, trying to fit in.
"Oh you do not!" Gatomon accused.
"Ya, your such a kiss ass! All you do is kiss Myotismon's ass." Wizardmon said
"What's wrong with that? He has a nice ass…" Gatomon and Wizardmon just looked at him funny.
"There are so many thing's wrong with that…." Gatomon said. She as she walked away, she saw something that intrigued her.
"Hey guys I have an idea…" She said smiling.
Back at the base:
"NO WAY!!!! There's NO way!!! I'd rather die!!!!" Myotismon shouted.
"C'mon just try it…" DemiDevimon urged.
"I SAID NO!!!!" He boomed.
"If you don't…..I'll burn all your Kitty porn!" Wizardmon threatened.
"I don't have any porn!" he yelled
"Oh, ya that's me…" Wizardmon said thinking.
"WIZARDMON!!!!!" Gatomon yelled.
"I'm joking…" he said shielding himself.
"You had better be! As for you Myotismon, if you don't at least try it, I'll use your new cape as a scratching post!" Gatomon threatened, showing her claws
"Ok ok anything but the cape!!!!!" Myotismon yelled holding back his cape.
"C'mon guys hurry up, I wanna go to the bar!" Demidevimon, said as he started to sober up. "I'm not drunk and I should be!"
"Ya c'mon Myotismon hurry up…I'm missing Pokemon" Wizardmon said. They all just sweat dropped.
"What?" Wizardmon asked. "Oh C'mon, that Picachu is sooooo cute!!!"
"Okkkkkkkkk….Gatomon, put that annoying little rat on my list of things to kill…"
"All right, lest see, that's Barney, the digidestined, Elmo, Etamon, that little girl who kicked you in the knee when you stole her icy cream, Brittany Spires, N'syne, all the people who called you gay (That's a lot), the girl who dumped you in high school, the author of this story…"
"Ok ok, just put it in there somewhere…" He yelled. "Now are you sure about this?"
"Ya do it boss!!!" Demidevimon yelled. Myotismon stuck a poss. "Here goes nothing…he thought.
"GRIZZLY BUNNIES!!!!!!!!" He shouted. His the servants almost fell over laughing as the little bunnies hoped out and started to chew on Myotismon.
"AHHH help get them off!!!" He screamed.
"Ok, so bunnies won't work…" Gatomon said thinking. "How about Grizzly Goldfish?"
Myotismon was now lying on the floor, as the evil bunnies ripped him apart.
"Help me please…" Myotismon cried weekly. "I think one of then is eating my ear, and there's another one, in a place you I don't think you want to know about………..YHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOoowwww!!!" He screamed jumping into the air.
"That was very amusing…" Wizardmon said, seeing Myotismon's was now half way through the ceiling, and stuck.
"Poor bunnies…they've seen things no creature should have ever seen." Gatomon said.
"Get me down!!!!!!!!" Myotismon yelled
"Should we help him?" DemiDevimon asked.
"Nah…." Gatomon said.
"What!!! Help me!! *Crake* Oh no……Yhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ."*CRASH* Myotismon did a face dive into the stone floor, then slowly fell over.
"I need my old bats…………" He sobbed.
"Poor Myotismon, I hate to see him like this…" DemiDevimon said.
"I don't, I like it…" Gatomon said smiling. Suddenly for no apparent reason a Bakumon came in and gave them a letter.
"What's this?" Gatomon said opening it.
Dear Myotismon and Avalon,
I have stolen Myotismon's bats as protest for Avalon not writing any stories about me! I shell hold them ransom unite she agrees to my demands!
Piedmon
Avalon: "WHAT!!!! PIEDMON!!! Etamon was supposed to still the bats not you!!"
Piedmon: Whahahahahaha!!!
Avalon: That's it! I'm kicking you out of this fic!
Piedmon: Not so fast!(Piedmon way's his hands and Avalon disappears.
"AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh *CRASH* " Avalon looks around. "What were am I?"
"Can you get off me…" She looks down to see that she's sitting on Myotismon.
"Oh no! I'm in the fic! PIEDMON!!!!"
Piedmon: Whhahahahahahahahaha, now I'm in control of the whole fic! Will Avalon ever get out of the fic? Will Myotismon get his bats back? Hehehe, only "I" know!!! So stay tuned, and don't forget to review! Because if you don't….*Strokes sword* Whahahahahahahahaha.
Piedmon: God help us…
Avalon: What? Don't you like my stories?
Piedmon: No there all about Myotismon, why don't you ever write about me?
Avalon: Return of the Dark Noblemon, is all about you, isn't that good enough?
Piedmon: NO! I want more! Its all about me! ME ME ME! Whahahahaha.
Avalon: Fine…I'll write a Pieyotismon then. *No offence to all the Pieyotismon fans out there, cause I'm a small fan too.*
Piedmon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Avalon: Hehehehehe, ok now on to the story, and its not about Piedmon, but I'll write one just about him later *Smiles evilly at Piedmon*
Myotismon was heading back after fighting WereGarurumon and Angemon. His back hurt from when he was flung into the dance club. He had landed in the middle of the bar, and now smelled like alcohol. Plus pieces of bear bottles were still stuck I his butt. He also ripped his cape on a hook when he tried to turn around and flirt with the group of cute girls who had come over to help him. Then thier boyfriends tried to beat him up, so he ran out of the club, and decided to take his chances with WereGarurumon. "Stupid over grown dog…" he thought.
"What a rotten night, I can't wait to get home, and go to bed…" Myotismon said, as he flew down, to his hideout. The Bakumon guard he had watching his hideout was not there.
"Strange….I thought I had a guard out…." Myotismon said as he walked into the hideout. It seemed that all the Bakumon were lying around drunk.
"What the…" Myotismon said.
"Oh…*Hick*…hey-a boss….*Hick*…." Demidevimon said lying on the floor. "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, first my cape now my alcohol!!!!!!" Myotismon fell to his knee's crying. Demidevimon looked down at the empty bottle in his claw,
"Oh no!!! Someone drank…..*Hick*…..all you booze……*Hick* boss…" He crying. Myotismon just glared at him.
"You little…" Myotismon jumped up and stared to chase Demidevimon.
"AHHHHHHhhh ….*Hick*…why…." *SPLAT* Demidevimon flew into a wall. Myotismon pealed him off the wall.
"That's what you deserve you little twit." He said.
"Ohhhh….*Hick*…..boss…*Hick*….how come there are three of you…." DemiDevimon stammered. "And look at all the pretty colors….*Hick*…ya the room is spinning boss….cooool….*Hick*" DemiDevimon pasted out, so Myotismon just dropped him onto the floor. Then walked over the Bakumon, and headed towards his room.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch where your stepping!" Myotismon was to tired to care about the digimon he was steping on, maybe if he felt better he would have stepted on more of them. As he walked down the stares to his chamber he heard something.
"Hehehe, Wizardmon…we got the crest, lets get out of here….Wizardmon…hehehe…not there…"
"C'mon Gatomon….hehehehe…"
"Oh ya! That's good…oh yes…there…that's the spot oh ya!!!"
Myotismon felt something snap. "There doing it in MY coffin!!!!" He ran down the stares.
"Just what do you think your…AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh" He screamed as he tripped and fell on his face. He shock the little stars flying around his head, away. He looked up to Gatomon and Wizardmon hiding something be hind there backs. His room was full of toilet paper, and garlic. On the wall was a large spray. It said "I am Hermaphroditey the god of self satisfaction! And I like to watch gay clown porn, while I drink the blood of little girls. Mwhahahahahaha, fear me, if you don't I'll strip down naked, and if that doesn't scare you nothing will!" There was a picture to match. Wizardmon and Gatomon just stared at him in shook.
"Oh…a lord Myotismon…um…hi.." Gatomon said.
"Ah…ya hi…" Wizardmon said tossing the spray can aside. "A we were just ah…" Myotismon's eyes had poped out of his head.
"What the…" Myotismon said, as he started to swell up, from an elegiac reaction of the garlic. His cheeks were getting puffy and his suit was becoming stretched to the max. he looked like a big fat hamster with lipstick.
"Man, that's got to go on the website…." Gatomon said trying not to laugh. Myotismon just looked at her.
"Website?" He said, his voice muffled from his puffy checks.
"Ya : www.myotismonisabastard.com its gets almost 1000 hits a day.
"What!!!!" He said angrily. "Why you little! How dare you!"
"Ah.. we're going to go now…" Gatomon said, as they tried to run past Myotismon.
"Hey! No so fast!" Myotismon shouted as he tried to turn around and chase them. He hobbled as fast as his tubby lags could carry him. Suddenly he stopped.
"A crap, um…..help….I'm stuck in the door way….GATOMON!!!!!" He cried. She just fell over laughing at him. She grabbed a camera from nowhere and stared taking pictures.
"Oh, ya work it fat boy….your one sexy bitch…."
"Gatomon…" Myotismon glared evilly "If you don't stop that right now, I'll have the pictures we took last night put up on you web site!" Gatomons face when red.
"What pictures?" Gatomon what is he talking about?" Wizardmon said crossing his arms. Now Gatomon and Wizardmon were arguing over what Myotismon meant by that. Myotismon was chucking inside, only he knew that the pictures her was referring to, were the one's of Gatomon warring a frilly pick dress and a big pink bow. Myotismon chuckled, she looked so cute in people clothes. He suddenly realized he had swollen down.
"Ha I'm free!!! Now you will pay for spray painting and vandalizing my room., MWHahahahahaha."
"We stole the crest too…" Wizardmon said. Gatomon quikly elbowed him in the stomach.
"What? Why you….you'll pay for that too!"
"She also the eight digimon" Wizardmon said. This time she pelted him over the head with a drunken Bakumon.
"What! Gatomon how could you!!! That hurts…that got me right here…" Myotismon said holding the right side of his chest.
"Ahh, Myotismon your hearts on the other side…." Gatomon said.
"Damn it! Well you'll pay!!!" Myotismon said striking a pose. "Grizzly Wing!!!!" He stood there for about a moment…nothing happened. Gatomon and Wizardmon just looked at him.
"Ok ok, hold on, lets try this again…." Myotismon stuck his pose again. "GRIZZLY WING!!" He shouted. Nothing…
"Wow…that was wired…" Wizardmon said. Myotismon was still standing in his grizzly wing pose.
"Wait…its coming…I can felt it….*PLUuuuuuuuu*" Myotismon's face went red. Gatomon and Wizardmon burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, well I guess he's trying to kill us, with his GRIZZLY GAS!!!" Wizardmon said holding his nose.
"Damn it! This isn't funny! Where are my bats!!!!" Myotismon shouted.
"Hey, come to think of it…I didn't see them when you came in." Gatomon said.
"Oh no! You know what this mean's?" Myotismon said.
"Ya, now you can't kill Wizardmon in episode 37!" YAHOO!!!" Gatomon scrammed jumping for joy.
"NO hold on a minute…that's not what I meant….it means I'm bat-less!!! This can't be good! This isn't good.." Myotismon said passing back and forth.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch ware you're stepping!"
"SHUT UP!" Myotismon yelled at the drunken digimon on the floor. "What will I do? With out my bats I lose, my whole creepy effect. No to mention my favorite attack! What do I do??? It not fare!!!!!! WHYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy…" Myotismon burst into tears.
"Oh….that is so wrong…" Wizardmon said shivering.
"I can't help it *Sniff* I loved those little guy's!!! There so cute and small…." Myotismon said blowing his nose on his cape.
"And deadly…." Gatomon pointed out.
"That's the POINT!!!!" Myotismon shouted. "How can I be an evil bad guy without them!!!! I need them, bats are my thing…..there like my groupies….no wait….there more…there my friends….."
"YOU HAVE FRIENDS!!!! But that means they actually LIKE you!!!" Gatomon said.
"I know, I know, I think it's wired too. Me friends….it just doesn't sound right." Myotismon said, wiping the tears from his eyes.
"Hey…*Hick*…..I…thought I was your…*Hick*…friend…*Hick*." DemiDevimon said coming too.
"No, no your not…." Myotismon said.
"*Hick* What?!" He asked. "NOOOOOOoooooooooooooo" Demidevimon screamed hugging Myotismon.
"AHHHH help get it off, GET IT OFF!!!!" Myotismon screamed.
"You're his lackey…that's the next best thing…" Gatomon said
"Ya you get to spent all your time kissing his ass….then he'll kill you the second he doesn't need you anymore…"
"Oh…*Hick* boss….you'd do that for me? I'm so happy…." DemiDevimon said smiling.
"Yes...yes…just get off me!!!!!" Myotismon said hitting him with a Bakumon until he fell off.
"Oh…boss..*Hick* I'll help you….*Hick*….." DemiDevimon said as he struggled to fly.
"You will….ahw…" Myotismon said picking him up.
"Ok, that's nice we have to go now…" Gatomon said, as she turned to leave.
"HOLD ON!" Myotismon shouted. "You have to help him!"
"What? But we don't work for you anymore…that's kind of why we came here…" Wizardmon said.
"Gatomon if you don't…..how do you feel about…poke-a-dots…" Myotismon gave an evil smile.
"OH GOD NO!!!! I'll do anything…just don't do that!" She screamed.
"Good….now go find me a replacement." Myotismon ordered.
"Fine…" Gatomon said as she slugged out of the room, followed by Wizardmon. DemiDevimon hit a few walls before he made it out of the hide out. Myotismon smiled. He felt better already. Myotismon walked back to his room, to clean up the mess.
"Ouch.."
"Oh..
"Oww…"
"Hey watch ware you're stepping!" Myotismon looked down at the floor and STOMP!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Hheheheh" That was fun…." Myotismon chuckled.
Meanwhile: "So what are we doing?" DemiDevimon asked.
"We are going to find replacements for Myoitsmon's bats, so Wizardmon and I can go back to betraying him…" Gatomon explained for the 50th time.
"Oh why are we doing that?" He continued.
"Because Myotismon lost his bats…" Wizardmon said.
"How did he do that?"
"They probably left, because they realized Myotismon is a loser and nobody like him…" Gatomon said getting annoyed.
"Ya, I still find it hard to believe Myotismon has friends…" Wizardmon said.
"Ya I really hate him…." Gatomon said.
"Me too…" DemiDrvimon said, trying to fit in.
"Oh you do not!" Gatomon accused.
"Ya, your such a kiss ass! All you do is kiss Myotismon's ass." Wizardmon said
"What's wrong with that? He has a nice ass…" Gatomon and Wizardmon just looked at him funny.
"There are so many thing's wrong with that…." Gatomon said. She as she walked away, she saw something that intrigued her.
"Hey guys I have an idea…" She said smiling.
Back at the base:
"NO WAY!!!! There's NO way!!! I'd rather die!!!!" Myotismon shouted.
"C'mon just try it…" DemiDevimon urged.
"I SAID NO!!!!" He boomed.
"If you don't…..I'll burn all your Kitty porn!" Wizardmon threatened.
"I don't have any porn!" he yelled
"Oh, ya that's me…" Wizardmon said thinking.
"WIZARDMON!!!!!" Gatomon yelled.
"I'm joking…" he said shielding himself.
"You had better be! As for you Myotismon, if you don't at least try it, I'll use your new cape as a scratching post!" Gatomon threatened, showing her claws
"Ok ok anything but the cape!!!!!" Myotismon yelled holding back his cape.
"C'mon guys hurry up, I wanna go to the bar!" Demidevimon, said as he started to sober up. "I'm not drunk and I should be!"
"Ya c'mon Myotismon hurry up…I'm missing Pokemon" Wizardmon said. They all just sweat dropped.
"What?" Wizardmon asked. "Oh C'mon, that Picachu is sooooo cute!!!"
"Okkkkkkkkk….Gatomon, put that annoying little rat on my list of things to kill…"
"All right, lest see, that's Barney, the digidestined, Elmo, Etamon, that little girl who kicked you in the knee when you stole her icy cream, Brittany Spires, N'syne, all the people who called you gay (That's a lot), the girl who dumped you in high school, the author of this story…"
"Ok ok, just put it in there somewhere…" He yelled. "Now are you sure about this?"
"Ya do it boss!!!" Demidevimon yelled. Myotismon stuck a poss. "Here goes nothing…he thought.
"GRIZZLY BUNNIES!!!!!!!!" He shouted. His the servants almost fell over laughing as the little bunnies hoped out and started to chew on Myotismon.
"AHHH help get them off!!!" He screamed.
"Ok, so bunnies won't work…" Gatomon said thinking. "How about Grizzly Goldfish?"
Myotismon was now lying on the floor, as the evil bunnies ripped him apart.
"Help me please…" Myotismon cried weekly. "I think one of then is eating my ear, and there's another one, in a place you I don't think you want to know about………..YHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOoowwww!!!" He screamed jumping into the air.
"That was very amusing…" Wizardmon said, seeing Myotismon's was now half way through the ceiling, and stuck.
"Poor bunnies…they've seen things no creature should have ever seen." Gatomon said.
"Get me down!!!!!!!!" Myotismon yelled
"Should we help him?" DemiDevimon asked.
"Nah…." Gatomon said.
"What!!! Help me!! *Crake* Oh no……Yhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ."*CRASH* Myotismon did a face dive into the stone floor, then slowly fell over.
"I need my old bats…………" He sobbed.
"Poor Myotismon, I hate to see him like this…" DemiDevimon said.
"I don't, I like it…" Gatomon said smiling. Suddenly for no apparent reason a Bakumon came in and gave them a letter.
"What's this?" Gatomon said opening it.
Dear Myotismon and Avalon,
I have stolen Myotismon's bats as protest for Avalon not writing any stories about me! I shell hold them ransom unite she agrees to my demands!
Piedmon
Avalon: "WHAT!!!! PIEDMON!!! Etamon was supposed to still the bats not you!!"
Piedmon: Whahahahahaha!!!
Avalon: That's it! I'm kicking you out of this fic!
Piedmon: Not so fast!(Piedmon way's his hands and Avalon disappears.
"AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh *CRASH* " Avalon looks around. "What were am I?"
"Can you get off me…" She looks down to see that she's sitting on Myotismon.
"Oh no! I'm in the fic! PIEDMON!!!!"
Piedmon: Whhahahahahahahahaha, now I'm in control of the whole fic! Will Avalon ever get out of the fic? Will Myotismon get his bats back? Hehehe, only "I" know!!! So stay tuned, and don't forget to review! Because if you don't….*Strokes sword* Whahahahahahahahaha.