Piedmon: I'm back!!!!

Avalon: That was fast; I thought you went to bed…

Piedmon: Well….I did…but then…

Avalon: You forgot I was still here, and you were all alone.

Piedmon: I miss you….

Myotismon: Oh poor Piedmon, are you afraid to be all alone? *An anvil falls on his head knocking him out.

Piedmon: Quite you!

Avalon: PIEDMON! You have to stop that; Myotismon's brain is damaged enough already. And you shut up Myotismon; Piedmon hasn't been the same since he was trapped in that gate.

Piedmon: What do you mean by that?

Myotismon:….she means you've lost it clowny.

Piedmon: That's has nothing to do with it…

Wizardmon: Then why did you come back so soon?

Piedmon: Because I don't trust that Dracula wannabe with Avalon!!! I don't want him anywhere near her.

Gatomon: I think you just don't want to be alone….your afraid.

Avalon: Well Piedmon, you put me here, how do you think I feel? I'm tired and scared…

Myotismon: Don't worry Avalon; I'll take care of you. You don't have to be afraid of anything. *Myotismon gives Avalon a hug.*

Piedmon: GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!!!!!! *Suddenly a giant hand appears out of nowhere and grabs Avalon.*

Avalon: Piedmon let go!

Piedmon: MWHAhahahahahaha, I've got you now…..hummmmm…I like this. Get them my evil mummies! Whahahahahahahaha.

The evil Mummies are about to attack . Myotismon and crew while Avalon is powerless to help them.

"Piedmon, let go of me!!!!" Avalon cried, as she struggled to get free.

"Do something!!!!" Gatomon yelled, as the evil drooling mummies walked forward, in a slow evil mummy type way.

"I'll protect you Gatomon!" Myotismon said picking her up in his arms. Wizardmon's face went red with anger. Myotismon stuck a pose, as the mummies attacked.

"GRIZZLY WING!!!!!" He shouted. Nothing happened, everyone just looked at him. "What? I forgot." Suddenly there was a load rumbling coming from deep within the pyramid. The mummies turned and ran away. All the groups eyes grew wide, as the rumbling grew.

"Oh god no…." Wizardmon said. "Run! It's the bunnies!!!!!!" With that the stampede of bunnies came running (or hopping) down the hall.

"No Gatomon save me!!!!!" Myotismon shirked crushing her in his embrace.

"MUHHhhhhhhhh" Was all that they could make out. Wizardmon glared at Myotismon, then started to laugh, as the evil bunnies attacked him. Gatomon was pulled out of the mess of bunnies and Myotismon, by DemiDevimon. About five minutes later, the bunnies hopped off, leaving a badly injured Myotismon, weeping on the floor.

"I can't take anymore…. " he sobbed.

"No Myotismon, don't give in that's what he wants!!!" Avalon shouted trying to get free of the hand.

"Your right!" Myotismon said jumping up like nothing had happened.

"Good, now help me!!!!!" Avalon cried.

"Right! Crimson lighting!!" He shouted, aiming his attack at the hand. Suddenly his attack disappeared. "What!!!!" He yelled confused. "PIEDMON!!! You stupid jerk, just wait till I get you. You can't embarrass me like this!" Suddenly Myotismons pants disappeared and he was warring a frilly pink thong and high heels. "AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh." he screamed. The other eyes were wide, they just stared for a minute then all started to laugh like mad. Myotismon blushed, and tried to hide himself.

"Well that was quite reviling…" Avalon said blushing.

"That was more then I wanted to see…" Wizardmon said.

"I'm going to have nightmares…." Gatomon whined. DemiDevimon looked at Myotismon for a second.

"Hey, Piedmon, nice job, but you should give his some breast to go with that…" He said. Suddenly Myotismons shirt got very tight.

"AHHHHHhhhhhhhh help!!!" He screamed as his chest inflated. The others just stared in disbelief.

"Oh ya! Looking good boss. Make um really big, Piedmon." DemiDevimon said drooling.

"Oh god this is wrong…." Avalon said.

"I think he's past D cups." Gatomon said. Myotismon was screaming and running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Then his feet started to float off the ground.

"Oh no…." Wizardmon said, as they watched Myotismons air bag chest lift him high in the air.

"Hey…" Avalon said thinking. "He's blond…with blue eyes…breast bigger then his head…and he'd make a great floatation device….he could be on Bay Watch."

"Ya, and not only that, he can fondle himself…" DemiDevimon blurted out. They all just gave him a dirty look. "What?" He asked.

"Um guys…GET ME DOWN!!!!!!" Myotismon shouted. Gatomon looked up at him and an evil look crossed her face.

"Ok….." She said slyly. Then without warning she leapt into the air and dug her claws into Myotismons chest. POP! Myotismon went flying around the hall bouncing into walls, then knocking Avalon out of the hand and into a wall. Finally he hit the floor.

"Bwhahahahahahaah…" Piedmons voice echoed though the halls.

"Get off, me Myotismon!" Avalon cried pushing him off her. And Piedmon it's not funny, that really hurt." She whined.

"That's it Piedmon!!!! Come out and fight like a mon! You're not so big!" Myotismon yelled. Suddenly they all felt a cold chill go down their spine. An evil voice boomed though the pyramid shaking the ground.

"Oh, I'm not am I….well then I guess I shell come out and play, and you can be the judge of how (BIG) I am."

"Oh crap…I told you not to give him ideas!" Avalon cried as the ground shook around them.

"Gatomon save me!!!!" Myotismon cried. Wizardmon glared.

"No this time!" He said hitting him over the head with his staff. As he did the pyramid disappeared, and they were in the desert again. They waited for a moment. There was nothing, only sand.

"Maybe, he gave up…" Myotismon whispered.

"Piedmon? He doesn't know what that means…you shouldn't have said that, now we're all in trouble." Avalon whispered. Wizardmon and Gatomon just looked around worried. DemiDevimon was still drinking.

"I'm not afraid of him. Let him come, I'm ready! C'mon Piedmon show yourself!" Myotismon shouted trying to show off. The ground started to shake again.

"Here I am bat boy…" A voice boomed. Everything became dark, and their eyes grew wide at the figure in front of them.

"Bwhahahahahahaha." Piedmon laughed insanely as he towered over them.

"Oh….no…." Avalon whispered.

"He's…huge…." Wizardmon said.

"YOU IDOTE!" Gatomon screamed as stated to strangle Myotismon. "You just had to threaten him didn't you!!!"

"Here I come little ones!" Piedmon smiled, as he stated to move forward.

"RUN!!!!!" Myotismon's tried to scram. The group got up and ran like hell, as the giant clown chased them.

"Hey Piedmon, your doing this all wrong…" DemiDevimon said flying up nest to him.

"Oh?" he said intrigued. Not noticing the rest of the group getting away.

"Ya, you need buildings, and stuff to stop on…" He said. Piedmon snapped his fingers and the sand became a city.

"Great now you need, to chase them down, stomp on the buildings, still the girl, climb to the top of the highest building and start pounding on your chest like a big monkey." He said. Piedmon just sweat dropped.

"One, I'm bigger then all the buildings, and two I am not going to act like a monkey. However the stomping, chasing, and girl grabbing sounds most enjoyable…were did you here about this?" He asked.

"I saw it in a movie." He replied.

Meanwhile, Avalon and Myotismon were hiding behind a building. Gatomon and Wizardmon had run off to make out, think these would be there last moments together.

"Myotismon…" Avalon said.

"Yes?" He asked.

"I just want you to know…..this is all your fault…" She growled.

"How is it my fault?! You were the one writing this!" He yelled.

"Yes but I never planed to have a giant, Piedmon chasing us! I told you to keep your mouth shut! But no…you had to tempt him…" They then heard a large crash. Myotismon and Avalon looked to see Piedmon knocking over the buildings.

"Bwhahahahahahaha!" He boomed. Avalon grabbed Myotismon.

"Ok we have to do something, I'll go out there and play his game, you just be good! And don't saw anything!!!!" She threatened.

"Fee, Fy, Foe, Fum!!! I smell a little loser Vampire, and Avalon!" He shouted as he knocked over more buildings. Myotismon glared.

"Stay here, and if he find you don't say a word!!!" She threatened then ran off.

Piedmon was now chasing Gatomon and Wizardmon.

"Here kitty kitty, don't you want to play?" He said laughing.

"Hey Piedmon!!!!" Avalon shouted, getting his attention. He turned around and smiled evilly.

"Well, what do we have here?" He whispered. Avalon blushed and put on her best flirty act.

"Oh…Piedmon…." She said blushing. "You're sooooo big and strong…" She said inflating his ego. Piedmon leaned on a building.

"Really…tell me more about me…" He said eating it up.

"Seeing you like this…oh you're so hot! I just want you to take me away…" She said. Piedmons smile grew. Myotismon thought he was going to puck.

"And what about Myotismon?" He asked

"Myotismon? Why would I want that little shrimp when I could have you...he just doesn't measurer up…" She said.

Myotismon couldn't take it.

"That's it clown boy, I can't take it anymore, you and your big ego! I'm ten times the digimon you are! And now I'll prove it." He yelled. Avalon slapped her head, this was not good. Piedmon burst out laughing.

"Oh really, I have the power AND I have the size! What do you have little Ultimate? You look like an ant. Plus your still warring that pink thong…." Myotismon blushed remembering how indecent he was.

"Myotismon just be quite!" Avalon shouted.

"I bet Piedmon will take Myotismon out in less the a minute…" DemiDevimon said to Gatomon.

"I really don't care, as long as Myotismon get hurt…" She said evilly.

"Don't ether of you care for Myotismon?" Wizardmon asked. They both glared at him. "Ok, ok…"

"I'll digievolve to mage! Then I'll be just as big as you!!!" he shouted. Piedmon smiled.

"Go ahead, I'm in control of this fic, I'll just get bigger…"

"Ya well then you won't fit inside the story, so I'll win!" Myostimon yelled. Avalons face went black.

"Hey Piedmon….if your in here…who's writing the fic…" She asked. Piedmons eyes grew wide with fear.

"Oh no…." Suddenly the all screamed as load music started to blast.

"NOOOOoooo not Elvis!!!" Gatomon cried.

"No its worse! Its Etamon!!!!" Avalon yelled over the music. "Piedmon what happened?"

"Well when I kidnapped Etamon I left him tied up in the closet! He must have gotten free!"

Etamon: Ya baby, you'll pay for that! Now enjoy the music!!!

"We have to stop him! That's it I'm taking back this fic!" Avalon said, as she ripped a hole in the fic, and began to hake her way out of it. They heard a large scream as Avalon booted Etamon back into the fic, he was then attacked by a large group of bats!

"AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…get them off get them off!" he screamed.

"My bats!!!!!" Myotismon said running after them. "There back!!!"

"Well that takes care of that, time to go home, Piedmon…" Avalon said happily.

"Hey wait? Don't leave me here alone…." Myotismon said crying. "Avalon stay here with me…" Myotismon said. Piedmon abruptly stepped on him.

"PIEDMON!!!!!" Avalon gowned.

"What?" he asked. "Your mine, remember…I took over this fic so I could get you back. I'm sorry. That stupid vampire makes me so jealous" He smiled and picked her up.

"Awwwwww" Gatomon said. "Wizz, would you take over a fic foe me?" She asked. Wizardmon smiled. And they ran off somewhere.

"I guess I can forgive you…but you sure made a mess of this fic…" She said giving him an evil look.

"NUUUUuuuuu oufffffff ooo muuuuu" A voice from under Piedmons foot said.

"What?" he said as he lifted it up.

"I said, get off of me!!!" Myotismon yelled. "And what about me, everyone has someone but me…" He said.

"Is not competition…"Avalon said.

"Yes it is!" He replied

"You can have me boss…" DemiDevimon said.

"AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh no!!!!" He shirked. "Anyone but you." Piedmon thought for a moment then snapped his fingers. Jenny fell into Myotismons arms.

"Hey how did I get here???" She asked looking around. Myotimosn grabbed her tightly.

"Yahoo! Mine, mine, mine! ^_^ Lets go somewhere we can be alone…hehehehehe" He giggled as he walked off. His bats followed him dragging a nearly dead Etamon with them.

"Ouuuuuuuu" He moaned in pain

Avalon: Well everything is back to normal, Myotismon has, Jenny and his bats, Gatomon and Wizardmon are off somewhere, doing things I really don't want to think about. Etamon is lying in the emergency room. Piedmon has learned his lesson. Now he has to sleep out side my window until we find a way to shrink him down. Please review and all. I might write more stories like these if you like them. Yep everything has ended nicely.

DemiDevimon: Hey wait! What about me, I'm still sober….hello? Avalon, are you there? Hello….hello…Piedmon??? *A bunch of beer appears in front of him* Ya! Piedmons the mon!