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Goodbye Yami B



Yugi and Ryou were the best of friends

All through their high school days

Both members of a gaming club both active in the FDJ*

Yugi really got the coolest Yami

The best in all the world.

Ryou's always put him so far down

Saying he acted like a little girl.



Well, it wasn't two weeks after he got the ring

That Ryou started getting abused

He put on dark glasses, and long sleeved shirts

And even make-up to cover the bruises.

He finally got the nerve to get rid of the ring

It was something that he never should have dared

Yami Bakura soon found his way back

And put him in intensive care



Right away Yugi cried and went to go seem him

With Yami Y at his side

He held Ryou's hand, and they worked out a plan,

And it didn't take long for them to decided that

Yami B had to die,



Goodbye Yami B,

Those black-eyed peas, sure tasted alright to me, Yami B

You feeling weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Yami B

Aint it dark! Wrapped up in that tarp? Yami B



Well Malik came by to see Yami B

He searched the house high and low

He then glared at them and said

"thank you boys if you hear from him let me know."

Well the weeks went by, spring turned to summer

And summer faded into fall.

And it turned out he was a missing Yami

That nobody missed at all.



The boys bought a store and opened the door

Gaming shop said the sign.

They sale dueling supplies and other surprises

And they don't loose any sleep at night

'cause Yami B had to die!



Goodbye Yami B

We need a break: Let's go out to the lake, Yami B

Will pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Yami B

Well, is that all right? Good, let's go for a ride! Yami B



Hey! Hey hey hey

The End

* Future Duelist of Japan

Thank you for reading!