KEEFS' LITTLE PROBLEM BY:Shadow the Hedgehog
Disclaimer:I dont own anything in this fic!
Authors note:If you dont remember,Keef is the red-haired-green-eyed kid who wears a blue shirt with a rainbow on it. He starred in the episode 'bestest friends' and makes cameo appearances in almost every other one.
It was a dark and stormy nite just like tonight! Well maybe not,it depends on were you live. *ahem* Keef was having trouble falling asleep due to the loud thunder outside. Suddenly a menacing scream echoed through the hallways. "Zim?" said Keef half-asleep and scared. He was just about to fall asleep when Zim burst threw Keefs' door with a chainsaw! "Heeeeeeeeere's Zimmy!" Zim yelled as he jumped onto Keefs' bed!
"AAAAAAHHHH!" Keef screamed as he awoke from his nitemare. "Whew! Just a dream!"He said with relief as he looked down at his soaked blanket and p'j's! "No. I did'nt! Oh no I did!" He said as he walked out of his room to change into some new pajama's. (I think you all know that Keef had wet the bed!)
The next day walking to skool Zim walked cautiusly to avoid any puddles from last nights rain. "Almost...there...AHHHHH!!" Zim screamed as he saw Keef running toward him at full-throttle. "Zim-buddy!" Keef yelled "I have a surprise for you!" He handed Zim a card that said "Bestest friends forever! Even if you pull out my eyes and replace them with robot eyes and trick me into thinking you're a squirrel,I will always be here for you!" "So whatt'dya think buddy?" Keef said with a smile. "Uhhhhhh..." Zim replied thinking of the most hurt-full thing he could say. "It's..." He was cut off by Keef who said "I spent all nite making it,because I could'nt fall back to sleep after I wet the bed--OOPS!" "What?" Said Zim curiously. "...Can you Keep a secret Zim?" Said Keef blushing. "Yeah of course!" Replied Zim who pulled out a notepad thinking that Keef would give him secret earth weaknesses. "I...WET THE BED!!!" He yelled while sobbing. "WHAT?! GWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You earth monkeys are pathetic!" Zim laughed rudely. "Sniff...I thought you'd understand Zim." Keef said while crying. "Hmmmm." Zim said while almost feeling sorry for the earth-monkey. "I wont tell anyone." Zim said while patting Keefs' back. "Really? Oh thank you Zim! Keef said as they both walked to skool.
It was a normal day at skool. Mrs.Bitters was babbling on and on about the mutant mimes' that would someday overthrow the president. "Its time for show and tell!" Mrs.Bitters said sharply. "Bring out your meaningless items of speciality while I grade your horrible performance!" Keef went up first holding a photo album of Zim. "Hey! When did you take that?!" Zim yelled as Keef showed a picture of Zim bathing in paste to the class. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" All the kids laughed as Keef held up embarrasing photos of Zim. Zim blushed. "...and thats my bestest friend!" Keef concluded. "Great Keef! You get an "A" for embarrasing a friend." Mrs bitters said. "Zim! Your up next!" Zim walked infront of the class with a devious look on his face. "Today I have no treasured FILTH item to show. Instead I will tell you a secret that goes like this:KEEF WETS THE BED!!!" He yelled to the class,as they rolled over in laughter. Keef was shocked and embarassed as he ran out of the classroom crying. Zim bowed as mrs.Bitters appeared next to him. "Zim! You get an "A" for betraying a friend." She said.
THE END
Disclaimer:I dont own anything in this fic!
Authors note:If you dont remember,Keef is the red-haired-green-eyed kid who wears a blue shirt with a rainbow on it. He starred in the episode 'bestest friends' and makes cameo appearances in almost every other one.
It was a dark and stormy nite just like tonight! Well maybe not,it depends on were you live. *ahem* Keef was having trouble falling asleep due to the loud thunder outside. Suddenly a menacing scream echoed through the hallways. "Zim?" said Keef half-asleep and scared. He was just about to fall asleep when Zim burst threw Keefs' door with a chainsaw! "Heeeeeeeeere's Zimmy!" Zim yelled as he jumped onto Keefs' bed!
"AAAAAAHHHH!" Keef screamed as he awoke from his nitemare. "Whew! Just a dream!"He said with relief as he looked down at his soaked blanket and p'j's! "No. I did'nt! Oh no I did!" He said as he walked out of his room to change into some new pajama's. (I think you all know that Keef had wet the bed!)
The next day walking to skool Zim walked cautiusly to avoid any puddles from last nights rain. "Almost...there...AHHHHH!!" Zim screamed as he saw Keef running toward him at full-throttle. "Zim-buddy!" Keef yelled "I have a surprise for you!" He handed Zim a card that said "Bestest friends forever! Even if you pull out my eyes and replace them with robot eyes and trick me into thinking you're a squirrel,I will always be here for you!" "So whatt'dya think buddy?" Keef said with a smile. "Uhhhhhh..." Zim replied thinking of the most hurt-full thing he could say. "It's..." He was cut off by Keef who said "I spent all nite making it,because I could'nt fall back to sleep after I wet the bed--OOPS!" "What?" Said Zim curiously. "...Can you Keep a secret Zim?" Said Keef blushing. "Yeah of course!" Replied Zim who pulled out a notepad thinking that Keef would give him secret earth weaknesses. "I...WET THE BED!!!" He yelled while sobbing. "WHAT?! GWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You earth monkeys are pathetic!" Zim laughed rudely. "Sniff...I thought you'd understand Zim." Keef said while crying. "Hmmmm." Zim said while almost feeling sorry for the earth-monkey. "I wont tell anyone." Zim said while patting Keefs' back. "Really? Oh thank you Zim! Keef said as they both walked to skool.
It was a normal day at skool. Mrs.Bitters was babbling on and on about the mutant mimes' that would someday overthrow the president. "Its time for show and tell!" Mrs.Bitters said sharply. "Bring out your meaningless items of speciality while I grade your horrible performance!" Keef went up first holding a photo album of Zim. "Hey! When did you take that?!" Zim yelled as Keef showed a picture of Zim bathing in paste to the class. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" All the kids laughed as Keef held up embarrasing photos of Zim. Zim blushed. "...and thats my bestest friend!" Keef concluded. "Great Keef! You get an "A" for embarrasing a friend." Mrs bitters said. "Zim! Your up next!" Zim walked infront of the class with a devious look on his face. "Today I have no treasured FILTH item to show. Instead I will tell you a secret that goes like this:KEEF WETS THE BED!!!" He yelled to the class,as they rolled over in laughter. Keef was shocked and embarassed as he ran out of the classroom crying. Zim bowed as mrs.Bitters appeared next to him. "Zim! You get an "A" for betraying a friend." She said.
THE END