"Hello Q, what do you have for me today", Bond said wittingly as he
reached the bottom of the steel steps. Behind him, many experimental
prototype gadgets were being tested.
"Bond, what has taken you so long? I've been calling you for hours and hours but you never ever pick up, I should completely drop you in the dust, Bond, you always screw up, you never list…"
Q was too busy blabbing off to notice James drift away to the experimental product's table, curiously picking up items as he passed by. He curiously picked up car-keys from the table that had what seemed to be an ordinary automatic door locker. He looked around for the car such an item belonged to, and located an Aston Martin sitting oh-so-innocently sitting in the corner. (Thanks Darth Flirt.) Bond curiously pointed the keychain to the car and pressed a button, which resembled a "panic button". Suddenly the car started the horn honked, flames flew halfway across the room, and bullets flew everywhere. Q dashed across the room, and snatched the keys from James before the car rushed across the room. Q stopped the car, led it back to its corner, and screamed at James.
"Damn it James! I TOLD you not to blow up another car… have you no respect for the work put into these projects?"
"Yeah yeah Q, keep your hair-piece on, I was just testing it, I had it all under control." Q coughed fakely as the words were uttered out of Bond's mouth.
"Anyway, this will be your newest car. As you have already found out," Q screamed " this car has HIGHLY delicate controls. This is an Aston Martin auto-controlled, flame throwing, luxury car. This car's hand-built twin-supercharged 5.3 litre 32-valve v8 can reach 60 mph in 5.05 seconds. Anyway enough prep talk, time to get down to business", Q said as he lead the way through the door to the next room with James following close behind.
"Bond, what has taken you so long? I've been calling you for hours and hours but you never ever pick up, I should completely drop you in the dust, Bond, you always screw up, you never list…"
Q was too busy blabbing off to notice James drift away to the experimental product's table, curiously picking up items as he passed by. He curiously picked up car-keys from the table that had what seemed to be an ordinary automatic door locker. He looked around for the car such an item belonged to, and located an Aston Martin sitting oh-so-innocently sitting in the corner. (Thanks Darth Flirt.) Bond curiously pointed the keychain to the car and pressed a button, which resembled a "panic button". Suddenly the car started the horn honked, flames flew halfway across the room, and bullets flew everywhere. Q dashed across the room, and snatched the keys from James before the car rushed across the room. Q stopped the car, led it back to its corner, and screamed at James.
"Damn it James! I TOLD you not to blow up another car… have you no respect for the work put into these projects?"
"Yeah yeah Q, keep your hair-piece on, I was just testing it, I had it all under control." Q coughed fakely as the words were uttered out of Bond's mouth.
"Anyway, this will be your newest car. As you have already found out," Q screamed " this car has HIGHLY delicate controls. This is an Aston Martin auto-controlled, flame throwing, luxury car. This car's hand-built twin-supercharged 5.3 litre 32-valve v8 can reach 60 mph in 5.05 seconds. Anyway enough prep talk, time to get down to business", Q said as he lead the way through the door to the next room with James following close behind.