Yajirobe's Secret
Chapter 2: Unstoppable Trunks
Trunks couldn't believe it, his best seller his CHEAPEST seller just ripped him off well he couldn't he wouldn't take that he'd make Yajirobe pay. "I'm coming you hear you fat ass ripper offer!" Trunks hoped that Yajirobe didn't here that cause if he did then that chicken ass would run. Yajirobe was in his room counting his cash when he heard it; it was faint but definitely there ' I'm coming you hear you fat ass ripper offer….' It trailed off Yajirobe knew what was coming and he didn't like it one pissed of Super Saiyan.
"O SHIT!" Yajirobe grabbed his cash, his scarf, his sword, and his stash and took off for the edge of the tower.
"Yajirobe slow down, what's the matter?" Yajirobe turned to see Korin standing there.
"Ah nothing just gonna go um… get some rice for the beans." Without a backward glance Yajirobe turned and jumped off the edge of the tower. Of course Yajirobe CAN'T fly so this was probably a stupid thing, but then Trunks was almost at the top unfortunately Yajirobe jumped off the other side of the tower so Trunks didn't see him. Trunks flew over the edge ready to kill when saw Korin look through his pantry.
" Now where's my Basil?" Korin was mumbling to himself.
"Where's Yajirobe!" Trunks shouted in Korin's direction.
"Why you want to know?" Korin looked suspicious.
"HE SOLD ME BASIL INSTEAD OF FUCKING POT!" Trunks looked like he needed a puff really bad too.
"WHAT THAT BASTARD SOLD MY BASIL! I'LL KILL HIM!" with saying that Korin dove off the edge after Yajirobe Trunks soon followed suit they where falling really fast they eventually caught up to Yajirobe and Trunks caught them both and took them back to the top. When they got to the top Korin started beating Yajirobe with his staff. "YOU BASTARD YOU SOLD MY BASIL!" he screamed it over and over.
"WHERES MY WEED DAMN IT" Trunks looked over at Yajirobe and saw what looked like Yajirobe's stash. "I'll take that." With Super Saiyan speed he grabbed the bag of pot and flew back to Capsule Corp.
"WHAT ABOUT MY BASIL THAT STUFF AINT CHEAP YA KNOW!" Korin saw Yajirobe's cash from earlier and with super kitty speed got the cash and said "Why thank you for the generous offer to buy 30 pounds of basil."
So in the end Trunks got his stash, Korin got his cash, Goten now has a permanent addiction to Basil and gave up pot, well as for Yajirobe well he got DIDLY SQUAT SO HEHE YOU BASIL SELLING BASTARD!
Hope you liked the fan-fic I know it's kind of short look for more by me soon.
Chapter 2: Unstoppable Trunks
Trunks couldn't believe it, his best seller his CHEAPEST seller just ripped him off well he couldn't he wouldn't take that he'd make Yajirobe pay. "I'm coming you hear you fat ass ripper offer!" Trunks hoped that Yajirobe didn't here that cause if he did then that chicken ass would run. Yajirobe was in his room counting his cash when he heard it; it was faint but definitely there ' I'm coming you hear you fat ass ripper offer….' It trailed off Yajirobe knew what was coming and he didn't like it one pissed of Super Saiyan.
"O SHIT!" Yajirobe grabbed his cash, his scarf, his sword, and his stash and took off for the edge of the tower.
"Yajirobe slow down, what's the matter?" Yajirobe turned to see Korin standing there.
"Ah nothing just gonna go um… get some rice for the beans." Without a backward glance Yajirobe turned and jumped off the edge of the tower. Of course Yajirobe CAN'T fly so this was probably a stupid thing, but then Trunks was almost at the top unfortunately Yajirobe jumped off the other side of the tower so Trunks didn't see him. Trunks flew over the edge ready to kill when saw Korin look through his pantry.
" Now where's my Basil?" Korin was mumbling to himself.
"Where's Yajirobe!" Trunks shouted in Korin's direction.
"Why you want to know?" Korin looked suspicious.
"HE SOLD ME BASIL INSTEAD OF FUCKING POT!" Trunks looked like he needed a puff really bad too.
"WHAT THAT BASTARD SOLD MY BASIL! I'LL KILL HIM!" with saying that Korin dove off the edge after Yajirobe Trunks soon followed suit they where falling really fast they eventually caught up to Yajirobe and Trunks caught them both and took them back to the top. When they got to the top Korin started beating Yajirobe with his staff. "YOU BASTARD YOU SOLD MY BASIL!" he screamed it over and over.
"WHERES MY WEED DAMN IT" Trunks looked over at Yajirobe and saw what looked like Yajirobe's stash. "I'll take that." With Super Saiyan speed he grabbed the bag of pot and flew back to Capsule Corp.
"WHAT ABOUT MY BASIL THAT STUFF AINT CHEAP YA KNOW!" Korin saw Yajirobe's cash from earlier and with super kitty speed got the cash and said "Why thank you for the generous offer to buy 30 pounds of basil."
So in the end Trunks got his stash, Korin got his cash, Goten now has a permanent addiction to Basil and gave up pot, well as for Yajirobe well he got DIDLY SQUAT SO HEHE YOU BASIL SELLING BASTARD!
Hope you liked the fan-fic I know it's kind of short look for more by me soon.