Mr. Popo and the "Educational Magazines", pt. 2: An Interesting Party
**Back at Kami's Lookout**
"The room will be done in a minuet." Said Mr. Popo through the door. The whole DBZ crew was there for the party and everybody was excited except maybe Vegeta because he wanted to be training and because Bulma had forced him to come. Finally Mr. Popo opened the door and led everyone into a dark room. When he flicked on the lights everyone gasped, stood there looking dumb, and then started to scream because there was porn every where: on the walls where pull-out posters, and on the tables where lots and lots of open copies of "Uncovered Magazine". Bulma covered Trunks' eyes and dragged him out of the room; Chi-chi did the same with Goten. Vegeta said he was going to be sick and went back to Capsule Corp, Gohan fell down in a dead faint, Korin had to drag a very excited Yajirobe away, Videl threw up, Piccolo turned three shades greener, and Dende turned blue again. The only people who weren't disgusted were Master Roshi because he's a total pervert, Yamcha because he had never seen such a gigantic collection of porn, and Goku because he didn't know what the hell was going on.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, TRAUMATIZE GOTEN FOR LIFE!" screamed Chi-chi.
"Yea what's the big idea, buster?" asked Bulma, "Are you trying to poison Trunks' mind?"
"Oh I'm very sorry Chi-chi and Bulma," said Mr. Popo, "I didn't know they weren't allowed to look at educational magazines."
"EDUCATIONAL MAGAZINES!" screamed Chi-chi, "THAT WAS PORN YOU MORON!"
"Porn? What's that?" asked Mr. Popo.
"WHAT, YOU DON"T KNOW? Like magazines for sick, perverted, lonely, adults who can't get any!"
"Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry everyone, especially you, Goku." Said Mr. Popo. Goku was busy trying to figure out what the people in the magazines were doing.
"This is all my fault everyone," said Dende, "Mr. Popo found my collection and I lied to him and told him they were 'Educational', I'm very sorry." Everyone stared in disbelief at Dende, except Master Roshi who had decided to use a tablecloth as a bag and take all the porn while saying "All for Roshi, all for Roshi!" and Goku who was helping his old Master collect the magazines.
Well that's all, folks! I know Chapter 2 probably wasn't as funny as Chapter 1 so please don't flame me too bad, ok? I'll probably have something new in a couple of days.
**Back at Kami's Lookout**
"The room will be done in a minuet." Said Mr. Popo through the door. The whole DBZ crew was there for the party and everybody was excited except maybe Vegeta because he wanted to be training and because Bulma had forced him to come. Finally Mr. Popo opened the door and led everyone into a dark room. When he flicked on the lights everyone gasped, stood there looking dumb, and then started to scream because there was porn every where: on the walls where pull-out posters, and on the tables where lots and lots of open copies of "Uncovered Magazine". Bulma covered Trunks' eyes and dragged him out of the room; Chi-chi did the same with Goten. Vegeta said he was going to be sick and went back to Capsule Corp, Gohan fell down in a dead faint, Korin had to drag a very excited Yajirobe away, Videl threw up, Piccolo turned three shades greener, and Dende turned blue again. The only people who weren't disgusted were Master Roshi because he's a total pervert, Yamcha because he had never seen such a gigantic collection of porn, and Goku because he didn't know what the hell was going on.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, TRAUMATIZE GOTEN FOR LIFE!" screamed Chi-chi.
"Yea what's the big idea, buster?" asked Bulma, "Are you trying to poison Trunks' mind?"
"Oh I'm very sorry Chi-chi and Bulma," said Mr. Popo, "I didn't know they weren't allowed to look at educational magazines."
"EDUCATIONAL MAGAZINES!" screamed Chi-chi, "THAT WAS PORN YOU MORON!"
"Porn? What's that?" asked Mr. Popo.
"WHAT, YOU DON"T KNOW? Like magazines for sick, perverted, lonely, adults who can't get any!"
"Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry everyone, especially you, Goku." Said Mr. Popo. Goku was busy trying to figure out what the people in the magazines were doing.
"This is all my fault everyone," said Dende, "Mr. Popo found my collection and I lied to him and told him they were 'Educational', I'm very sorry." Everyone stared in disbelief at Dende, except Master Roshi who had decided to use a tablecloth as a bag and take all the porn while saying "All for Roshi, all for Roshi!" and Goku who was helping his old Master collect the magazines.
Well that's all, folks! I know Chapter 2 probably wasn't as funny as Chapter 1 so please don't flame me too bad, ok? I'll probably have something new in a couple of days.