Chapter 3: Out Go The Lights
"Like what?" Amy asked, innocently.
"Like, you know..." Matt said, raising his eyebrows.
"Cooking!" Amy said, cutting him off.
"I don't want to cook," Matt stated. He jutted his lower lip out that gave him a pouty look.
"Aren't you any good at it?" Amy asked.
"Of course, I'm good at it! 3 years in chef school did something for me!"
"What are you waiting for then, let's go cook!" Amy got up to leave, but Matt pulled her by her hand, whirling her around. He pulled her on his lap.
"I'd rather do somethin' else baby," Matt said. He licked his lips, she looked so scrumptious.
Amy grinned, "It depends on what it is..."
"Trust me you'll like it," Matt said with a wide grin. He clapped his hands and the light went off, and a little disco ball came down and started revolving, casting little red dots on the walls.
See the moon and the stars, how they sparkle and shine. Baby all around us now...
Matt started kissing Amy.
"Matt what are you doing?" Amy asked, pulling away from him.
"I'm just kissin' you baby..."
"I'd really rather cook..." Amy started. She clapped her hands and the lights came back on and the disco ball went back up into the ceiling.
They didn't know this, but Jericho was watching them.
Matt grinned, * Oooh, she's playing hard to get, * He clapped his hands again and the disco ball came back and the lights went off. Matt started kissing her again.
Out go the lights...beat goes the heart...
"Just for a little, Matt. And just kissing," Amy said.
* Oh shoot! I'll persuade her with my sexiness, * He almost grinned at the thought.
"Oh wait! This calls for champagne," Amy said excitedly. She got up and raced into the kitchen.
Now was Jericho's chance...
He took the packet out of his bomber jacket, climbed through the kitchen window and sneaked into the kitchen and hid. He watched as Amy poured the one glass of wine and walked back out to the living room.
Jericho quickly dashed over to glass. "If I ain't gettin' any, he ain't gettin' any.." He snickered. He looked both ways and poured the laxative in the glass. Then he hid since he heard Amy coming back.
Amy carried back out the glasses, "Here it is."
Matt unknowingly took the one with the laxative in it. He took a drink, "Hmmm... This is really sweet."
"Really? That's odd it's a vintage '67."
Matt sat the glass back down, "Okay back to previous project."
"But you didn't drink all of your wine," Amy pointed out.
Matt sighed, "Fine, I'll drink it." He picked it up and almost gulped down the whole thing. He leaned in to kiss her again, when he almost forgot. He clapped his hands and all the fancy equipment came back out again.
Rush goes the blood, sendin' your love to every part...
Jericho watched as they sat on the couch, smoochin', any minute now it should take effect.
The two of us makin' love, alone in the dark of the night...
Matt stopped abruptly when his stomach rumbled.
"What's wrong?" Amy asked.
"Nothing baby, it's all right," Matt stated. They went back to kissing, when his stomach rumbled again. Matt stopped for a second and then started kissing her again. A few seconds later it rumbled again, this time more severe. Matt got up abrutly, he let out a whimper and made a bee line for the bathroom.
Jericho broke out in laughter.
Matt slammed the bathroom door. Amy walked up, "Matt, what's wrong? Was it my cooking?"
"No!" Matt said, in a high voice.
"I'll be here when your done," Amy said, as she walked back to the kitchen.
"Uh Huh!" Matt almost squealed.
Jericho dashed to the bathroom door and opened it a little to see Matt frantically trying to get his pants off, and he let out a laugh.
Matt finally got his pants off and sat on the toilet, when he heard laughing. Matt looked up to see Jericho laughing his head off. "You little... Just wait till I get my hands on you!" Matt got off the seat and tried to run to where Jericho was at.
"Watch it Matty, your gonna have a little accident there!"
"Oohhh!" Matt yelled. He quickly wobbled back over to the toilet and sat down.
Jericho turned, thinking he could make a quick get away. Not So. He turned right into the face of Amy Dumas, a angry look on her face.
"Uh Oh..." Jericho trailed, as Amy drug him to the door by his ear.
"How dare you?! You ruined my evening and dinner with Matt!"
"Really, Amy, he was planning to do more than just eat!" Jericho yelled.
"Yeah right," Amy spat back.
She kicked Jericho out. She watched as a limping Jericho walked back to his room saying, 'ooh, aah' all the way back, with a heel imprint on his rear end.
When Jericho got back to his room, he let out a cry when he pulled the heel of the shoe out his rear end.
Out go the Lights...
"Chris, are you okay?" He heard a voice ask from behind him.
He turned to see Stephanie, a cold soda in her hand. "No..." He slowly sat down on the couch. "My butt's sore."
"How'd that happen?" Stephanie asked.
"It's a long story.." Jericho started.
"I got time," She replied.
"Well, okay, if you insist... I saw Matt with Amy, and he was trying to put the moves on her, but it wasn't working, and so basically he isn't gonna be sucessful if I'm not...so I put laxative in his wine..."
"Christopher Jericho! How could you? That was sooo mean! That's the lowest thing that you've ever done...besides calling me names! Now get out!" Stephanie declared.
"But, Steph, this is my..."
"I said get out..."
"All right, fine, I'll be good and I'll go...I won't like it, but I'll go..." Chris said. He opened the door and left.
Stephanie felt kind of bad as she watched him walk away, looking sad and frustrated. * Maybe, I should let him back in... * No. This was his punishment, he deserved it, but still a little part of her disagreed.
"Aw man, I really messed things up with Stephanie. What can I do to make her love me again?" Jericho pondered. "I know..."
He walked to Rob's door and knocked. A wide eyed Rob answered.
"Hey, Rob I need you...Are you okay?" Jericho questioned.
"Yep, I'm just high..."
Jericho's eyes got wide.
"On Coffee." Rob quickly added.
"Oh, okay, good. Anyway, will you come with me to a mall? I made Stephanie mad and I now I have to make up for it..I mean she even called me Christopher, and almost no one calls me that...unless their mad, so..."
"I don't know...I don't like shopping, especially for women..." Rob stated.
"You can get something for Stacy..." Jericho pleaded.
Rob reached over and grabbed his flannel jacket. "I'm cool with that."
As they walked down the steps to the first floor, Rob asked, "She really called you Christopher? Whoah dude..."
Jericho just nodded his head yes because he was in such a hurry, a little piece from a song kept playing in his head 'Life In The Fast Lane'.
Jericho disarmed his new Toyota 4-Runner and practically jumped in the drivers seat.
"Come on Rob I don't have all day!" Jericho yelled.
"I'm here," Rob said as jumped in the passenger seat.
"Where in the heck did you come from?" Jericho questioned as he started his SUV.
"That's a good question," Rob said.
"Well come on answer me," Jericho replied.
"I can't remember," Rob said as he put his feet on the dashboard.
"But it just happend a few seconds ago!" Jericho yelled as drove out of the parking lot.
"Maybe it's because of all that Coffee I had," Rob said as looked out the window.
"Or maybe it's because your a little to cool with that," Jerihco responded.
"Hey what are you looking at that seems so important?" Jericho asked.
"The trees man," Rob said. "Here let me count them for you. tree, tree, tree, tree." Rob said as he felt a little sick on his stomach.
"Oh no your not vomiting in my brand new SUV buddy, stick your head out the window," Jericho said as he made a sharp left turn.
"Pretty cloth seats," Rob said.
Jericho quickly pushed his feet on the brakes and stopped the car and hung Rob's head out the window in the nick of time.
"Thanks dude," Rob said as he wound up his window.
"Are you done yet Mr. RVD?" Jericho mocked.
"I think so," Rob said as he plopped his feet on the dashboard once again.
"Get your stinky, smelly feet off of my dashboard now!" Jericho yelled as the SUV sped down the road.
"Ok man, I'm cool with that," Rob said.
"If you don't stop saying I'm cool with that I'm going to badly hurt you," Jericho replied.
"I'm not cool with that man," Rob said, Jericho then let out a frustrated sigh.
"I know, I'll just go to my apartment and get one of the old lockets that I was going to give to one of my girlfriends," Chris said.
A few minutes later:
Jericho pulled into the apartment parking lot and ran into his room and grabbed the locket.
"Hey man don't you wanna check that out you might have a picture of one of your girlfriends in there," Rob suggested.
"Nah I'm not that dumb to do that," Jericho said as he rang the doorbell on Stephanie's room, she answered it.
"What are you doing here?" Stephanie asked.
"I got you a gift," Jericho said.
*He's going to crash and burn* Rob thought.
Jeff was walking down the hallway when he heard music blaring from Trish's room and when he put his hand on the wall it would vibrate.
Jeff opened Trish's door and was surprised it was unlocked, Jeff looked up to see Trish listening to Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule's Song 'I'm Real', and of course Trish was singing off key, Jeff also noticed that Trish was doing the macarana.
"Nice," Jeff said slightly rubbing his chin.
Trish quickly turned around to see Jeff standing there just watching.
"Continue," Jeff said, Trish shook her head no.
Little did Jeffy know is that Nora was coming down the hallway and he forgot to shut the door.
"Here let me join you," Jeff said walking up to Trish.
Trish closed the door and walked back over to him.
Nora walked up to the door to hear grunting noises coming from inside.
*NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Nora thought.
Nora then busted the door down to see Jeff with his hands on his butt.
"What are you doing!" Nora yelled.
Jeff quickly turned around.
"Doing the macarana," Jeff said.
"With this whore," Nora said as she grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out, Jeff's nose hit the wall.
"Oww," Jeff moaned.
"Oh shut up!" Nora yelled.
Chris Benoit was walking by when Nora was dragging Jeff off, he then looked up to see Trish in Really Short Workout Shorts and a Tank Top.
"Nice," Chris said, a grin on his face.
Trish smiled and blushed, "Thanks."
Chris nodded his head and walked off.
"Jeff what in the heck were you thinking dancing with her!" Nora yelled.
"Dang it Nora you can't control me like I'm some puppy on a short leash it's like you keep pulling my chain," Jeff said.
"What do you mean?" Nora asked.
"It's over between us!" Jeff yelled, he then stormed out of the room.
Back at Jericho and Stephanie, how will Junior do in this situation?
"Here Steph," Jericho said as he put the locket in her hand.
"Oh Chris it's beautiful," Stephanie said as she opened it.
"Who in the heck is this?" Stephanie demanded as she showed him the picture inside the locket.
*Oh no!* Jericho thought.
Rob Van Dam heard a loud thud hit the wall and came out of Jericho's room to see him smashed up against the wall with the locket in his hand.
Rob walked over and pulled him off the wall.
"Lift me up!" Jericho yelled in pain, Rob then lifted him to see one of Stephanie's high heel in his butt.
"Whoa man what happened?" Rob questioned.
"Well as I was leaving Stephanie decided to kick me in my buttox," Jericho said.
Stephanie then came out.
"I believe this is mine," Stephanie said as she pulled the high heel out.
"AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jericho yelled in pain.
That night:
Nora came in Jeff's room and walked over to him and got on her knees.
"What are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"I'm begging you Jeff please take me back," Nora said.
"Your begging me to take you back, on a few conditions, No more pulling my chain, no more draggin' me by the ear," Jeff said.
"Fine," Nora said.
"I will be pulling your chain," Jeff mocked, he then motioned Nora to leave, and she did.
Jeff then shut the door.
"Dang why did I let him say that to me," Nora muttered under her breath.
Meanwhile our Junior was trying to think of a way to make it up to Stephanie, when RVD suggested something to him.
"Why don't you sing to her," Rob said.
"Not a bad idea," Jericho said.
"I think she's going to some juice bar and they have a karoake tonight," Rob said.
"Perfect, but what will I sing, I know every lyric to every song in the world," Jericho said.
"Well then here take this tape," Rob said as he gave it to Chris.
"What is it?" Chris asked.
"Just give it to the guy there so he can play it in their little stereo," Rob said.
Jericho had just arrived at the Juice Bar and gave the man the tape, the music then started to play a Julio Iglesias song and a spotlight came on Chris.
"This song is dedicated to Stephanie McMahon, I'm sorry I really messed things up baby, I love you," Chris said.
Stephanie quickly looked up and started blushing.
*Oh no* Stephanie thought.
*Oh Crap it's Spanish!* Jericho thought as he was trying to figure how to sing Spanish.
Jericho then cleared his throat and attempted to sing a Spanish song, but couldn't all he could do was hum and mumble words.
Stephanie then ran onto the stage before Jericho further humilated himself and put her hand over his mouth.
"Does this mean we're okay?" Chris asked, Stephanie nodded her head yes.
Stephanie and Chris then kissed each other and the crowd started cheering.
*Just like a wrestling event* Chris thought.
"Bye Jericholic's," Chris said as he and Steph left the Juice Bar.
Jericho burst into his hotel room and grabbed Rob by his shirt.
"Why did you give me a Spanish tape!" Jericho yelled.
"Hey man that's not my fault I found it in some car with a Spanish flag inside," Rob said.
"You moron!" Jericho yelled.
Jericho then pushed Rob outside and shut the door.
*Hey what's Stephanie doing in there?* Rob thought, he then walked off and went into Jeff's apartment and sat down on the couch.
"What are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"Your door was unlocked so I came in," Rob said.
"I'm cool with that," Jeff mocked.
"You stole my line," Rob said.
"Jericho is mad at me because I gave him a Spanish tape to sing to Stephanie at a karoake bar. I found the tape in a car with a Spanish flag in it," Rob said.
"Well then you stole the tape," Jeff replied.
"No, I don't look at it as stealing, I look at it as borrowing," Rob said, a smile on his face. "Yeah I'm cool with that." He finished, before Jeff could say anything.
"Whatever," Jeff said.
"For all Intents and Purposes," Rob said, a smile on his face, Jeff then rolled his eyes.
"Are you bored?" Jeff asked.
"Yeah, you wanna get high?" Rob asked.
"Excuse me?" Jeff asked.
"Do you wanna get high on coffee," Rob said.
"Nah, do you know what I like to get high on?" Jeff asked, a devilish grin on his face.
"No man, I don't, do tell," Rob said.
"Skittles, can you taste the rainbow," Jeff said.
"No it's, if you smell what the skittles are cookin'," Rob replied.
"No that's to stupid," Jeff said.
"No it's not stupid your just not cool with that," Rob said.
Nora then came in the room.
"Jeff come on I wanna get you some new checks," Nora said, Jeff then got up and walked in front of Nora.
"Remember now I pull your chain," Jeff said as they walked into a little bank, so little that every time turned either you hit a wall or a person.
Jeff and Trish walked up to the counter.
"I would like new checks," Jeff said.
"Ah yes, we have clouds, rainbows, flowers & sugar plumb fairies," The guy said as he put each and everyone on the desk in front of Jeff.
"Why in the blue heck are you showing me these checks!" Jeff yelled.
"Because you know the guys are always whipped," The guy said.
"Who you callin' whipped you crazy little.." Jeff started but was stopped by Nora.
"But Jeff Sweety don't you want the pretty ones," Nora said gazing into his eyes.
"Hey You don't pull my chain anymore remember, no I don't want those checks I want wrestling checks with me on them," Jeff said, the man then handed Jeff his checks of choice, Jeff then turned around and bumped into DDP.
"What are you doing here?" Jeff asked.
"I can tell your upset with yourself, I DDP can make you love you and me," DDP said, that freaky smile on his face.
"I already love myself can't you tell moron," Jeff said as he and Nora walked by him.
"You don't love yourself you hate yourself, because you eat those rainbow colored skittles," DDP said, again the smile on his face.
"I happen to like skittles," Jeff said as Nora and him left the bank.
"That's not good thing, that's a bad thing," DDP as he left the bank with an angry look on his face, he then hit the wall and stumbled and finally walked out.
"Like what?" Amy asked, innocently.
"Like, you know..." Matt said, raising his eyebrows.
"Cooking!" Amy said, cutting him off.
"I don't want to cook," Matt stated. He jutted his lower lip out that gave him a pouty look.
"Aren't you any good at it?" Amy asked.
"Of course, I'm good at it! 3 years in chef school did something for me!"
"What are you waiting for then, let's go cook!" Amy got up to leave, but Matt pulled her by her hand, whirling her around. He pulled her on his lap.
"I'd rather do somethin' else baby," Matt said. He licked his lips, she looked so scrumptious.
Amy grinned, "It depends on what it is..."
"Trust me you'll like it," Matt said with a wide grin. He clapped his hands and the light went off, and a little disco ball came down and started revolving, casting little red dots on the walls.
See the moon and the stars, how they sparkle and shine. Baby all around us now...
Matt started kissing Amy.
"Matt what are you doing?" Amy asked, pulling away from him.
"I'm just kissin' you baby..."
"I'd really rather cook..." Amy started. She clapped her hands and the lights came back on and the disco ball went back up into the ceiling.
They didn't know this, but Jericho was watching them.
Matt grinned, * Oooh, she's playing hard to get, * He clapped his hands again and the disco ball came back and the lights went off. Matt started kissing her again.
Out go the lights...beat goes the heart...
"Just for a little, Matt. And just kissing," Amy said.
* Oh shoot! I'll persuade her with my sexiness, * He almost grinned at the thought.
"Oh wait! This calls for champagne," Amy said excitedly. She got up and raced into the kitchen.
Now was Jericho's chance...
He took the packet out of his bomber jacket, climbed through the kitchen window and sneaked into the kitchen and hid. He watched as Amy poured the one glass of wine and walked back out to the living room.
Jericho quickly dashed over to glass. "If I ain't gettin' any, he ain't gettin' any.." He snickered. He looked both ways and poured the laxative in the glass. Then he hid since he heard Amy coming back.
Amy carried back out the glasses, "Here it is."
Matt unknowingly took the one with the laxative in it. He took a drink, "Hmmm... This is really sweet."
"Really? That's odd it's a vintage '67."
Matt sat the glass back down, "Okay back to previous project."
"But you didn't drink all of your wine," Amy pointed out.
Matt sighed, "Fine, I'll drink it." He picked it up and almost gulped down the whole thing. He leaned in to kiss her again, when he almost forgot. He clapped his hands and all the fancy equipment came back out again.
Rush goes the blood, sendin' your love to every part...
Jericho watched as they sat on the couch, smoochin', any minute now it should take effect.
The two of us makin' love, alone in the dark of the night...
Matt stopped abruptly when his stomach rumbled.
"What's wrong?" Amy asked.
"Nothing baby, it's all right," Matt stated. They went back to kissing, when his stomach rumbled again. Matt stopped for a second and then started kissing her again. A few seconds later it rumbled again, this time more severe. Matt got up abrutly, he let out a whimper and made a bee line for the bathroom.
Jericho broke out in laughter.
Matt slammed the bathroom door. Amy walked up, "Matt, what's wrong? Was it my cooking?"
"No!" Matt said, in a high voice.
"I'll be here when your done," Amy said, as she walked back to the kitchen.
"Uh Huh!" Matt almost squealed.
Jericho dashed to the bathroom door and opened it a little to see Matt frantically trying to get his pants off, and he let out a laugh.
Matt finally got his pants off and sat on the toilet, when he heard laughing. Matt looked up to see Jericho laughing his head off. "You little... Just wait till I get my hands on you!" Matt got off the seat and tried to run to where Jericho was at.
"Watch it Matty, your gonna have a little accident there!"
"Oohhh!" Matt yelled. He quickly wobbled back over to the toilet and sat down.
Jericho turned, thinking he could make a quick get away. Not So. He turned right into the face of Amy Dumas, a angry look on her face.
"Uh Oh..." Jericho trailed, as Amy drug him to the door by his ear.
"How dare you?! You ruined my evening and dinner with Matt!"
"Really, Amy, he was planning to do more than just eat!" Jericho yelled.
"Yeah right," Amy spat back.
She kicked Jericho out. She watched as a limping Jericho walked back to his room saying, 'ooh, aah' all the way back, with a heel imprint on his rear end.
When Jericho got back to his room, he let out a cry when he pulled the heel of the shoe out his rear end.
Out go the Lights...
"Chris, are you okay?" He heard a voice ask from behind him.
He turned to see Stephanie, a cold soda in her hand. "No..." He slowly sat down on the couch. "My butt's sore."
"How'd that happen?" Stephanie asked.
"It's a long story.." Jericho started.
"I got time," She replied.
"Well, okay, if you insist... I saw Matt with Amy, and he was trying to put the moves on her, but it wasn't working, and so basically he isn't gonna be sucessful if I'm not...so I put laxative in his wine..."
"Christopher Jericho! How could you? That was sooo mean! That's the lowest thing that you've ever done...besides calling me names! Now get out!" Stephanie declared.
"But, Steph, this is my..."
"I said get out..."
"All right, fine, I'll be good and I'll go...I won't like it, but I'll go..." Chris said. He opened the door and left.
Stephanie felt kind of bad as she watched him walk away, looking sad and frustrated. * Maybe, I should let him back in... * No. This was his punishment, he deserved it, but still a little part of her disagreed.
"Aw man, I really messed things up with Stephanie. What can I do to make her love me again?" Jericho pondered. "I know..."
He walked to Rob's door and knocked. A wide eyed Rob answered.
"Hey, Rob I need you...Are you okay?" Jericho questioned.
"Yep, I'm just high..."
Jericho's eyes got wide.
"On Coffee." Rob quickly added.
"Oh, okay, good. Anyway, will you come with me to a mall? I made Stephanie mad and I now I have to make up for it..I mean she even called me Christopher, and almost no one calls me that...unless their mad, so..."
"I don't know...I don't like shopping, especially for women..." Rob stated.
"You can get something for Stacy..." Jericho pleaded.
Rob reached over and grabbed his flannel jacket. "I'm cool with that."
As they walked down the steps to the first floor, Rob asked, "She really called you Christopher? Whoah dude..."
Jericho just nodded his head yes because he was in such a hurry, a little piece from a song kept playing in his head 'Life In The Fast Lane'.
Jericho disarmed his new Toyota 4-Runner and practically jumped in the drivers seat.
"Come on Rob I don't have all day!" Jericho yelled.
"I'm here," Rob said as jumped in the passenger seat.
"Where in the heck did you come from?" Jericho questioned as he started his SUV.
"That's a good question," Rob said.
"Well come on answer me," Jericho replied.
"I can't remember," Rob said as he put his feet on the dashboard.
"But it just happend a few seconds ago!" Jericho yelled as drove out of the parking lot.
"Maybe it's because of all that Coffee I had," Rob said as looked out the window.
"Or maybe it's because your a little to cool with that," Jerihco responded.
"Hey what are you looking at that seems so important?" Jericho asked.
"The trees man," Rob said. "Here let me count them for you. tree, tree, tree, tree." Rob said as he felt a little sick on his stomach.
"Oh no your not vomiting in my brand new SUV buddy, stick your head out the window," Jericho said as he made a sharp left turn.
"Pretty cloth seats," Rob said.
Jericho quickly pushed his feet on the brakes and stopped the car and hung Rob's head out the window in the nick of time.
"Thanks dude," Rob said as he wound up his window.
"Are you done yet Mr. RVD?" Jericho mocked.
"I think so," Rob said as he plopped his feet on the dashboard once again.
"Get your stinky, smelly feet off of my dashboard now!" Jericho yelled as the SUV sped down the road.
"Ok man, I'm cool with that," Rob said.
"If you don't stop saying I'm cool with that I'm going to badly hurt you," Jericho replied.
"I'm not cool with that man," Rob said, Jericho then let out a frustrated sigh.
"I know, I'll just go to my apartment and get one of the old lockets that I was going to give to one of my girlfriends," Chris said.
A few minutes later:
Jericho pulled into the apartment parking lot and ran into his room and grabbed the locket.
"Hey man don't you wanna check that out you might have a picture of one of your girlfriends in there," Rob suggested.
"Nah I'm not that dumb to do that," Jericho said as he rang the doorbell on Stephanie's room, she answered it.
"What are you doing here?" Stephanie asked.
"I got you a gift," Jericho said.
*He's going to crash and burn* Rob thought.
Jeff was walking down the hallway when he heard music blaring from Trish's room and when he put his hand on the wall it would vibrate.
Jeff opened Trish's door and was surprised it was unlocked, Jeff looked up to see Trish listening to Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule's Song 'I'm Real', and of course Trish was singing off key, Jeff also noticed that Trish was doing the macarana.
"Nice," Jeff said slightly rubbing his chin.
Trish quickly turned around to see Jeff standing there just watching.
"Continue," Jeff said, Trish shook her head no.
Little did Jeffy know is that Nora was coming down the hallway and he forgot to shut the door.
"Here let me join you," Jeff said walking up to Trish.
Trish closed the door and walked back over to him.
Nora walked up to the door to hear grunting noises coming from inside.
*NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Nora thought.
Nora then busted the door down to see Jeff with his hands on his butt.
"What are you doing!" Nora yelled.
Jeff quickly turned around.
"Doing the macarana," Jeff said.
"With this whore," Nora said as she grabbed him by the ear and dragged him out, Jeff's nose hit the wall.
"Oww," Jeff moaned.
"Oh shut up!" Nora yelled.
Chris Benoit was walking by when Nora was dragging Jeff off, he then looked up to see Trish in Really Short Workout Shorts and a Tank Top.
"Nice," Chris said, a grin on his face.
Trish smiled and blushed, "Thanks."
Chris nodded his head and walked off.
"Jeff what in the heck were you thinking dancing with her!" Nora yelled.
"Dang it Nora you can't control me like I'm some puppy on a short leash it's like you keep pulling my chain," Jeff said.
"What do you mean?" Nora asked.
"It's over between us!" Jeff yelled, he then stormed out of the room.
Back at Jericho and Stephanie, how will Junior do in this situation?
"Here Steph," Jericho said as he put the locket in her hand.
"Oh Chris it's beautiful," Stephanie said as she opened it.
"Who in the heck is this?" Stephanie demanded as she showed him the picture inside the locket.
*Oh no!* Jericho thought.
Rob Van Dam heard a loud thud hit the wall and came out of Jericho's room to see him smashed up against the wall with the locket in his hand.
Rob walked over and pulled him off the wall.
"Lift me up!" Jericho yelled in pain, Rob then lifted him to see one of Stephanie's high heel in his butt.
"Whoa man what happened?" Rob questioned.
"Well as I was leaving Stephanie decided to kick me in my buttox," Jericho said.
Stephanie then came out.
"I believe this is mine," Stephanie said as she pulled the high heel out.
"AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jericho yelled in pain.
That night:
Nora came in Jeff's room and walked over to him and got on her knees.
"What are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"I'm begging you Jeff please take me back," Nora said.
"Your begging me to take you back, on a few conditions, No more pulling my chain, no more draggin' me by the ear," Jeff said.
"Fine," Nora said.
"I will be pulling your chain," Jeff mocked, he then motioned Nora to leave, and she did.
Jeff then shut the door.
"Dang why did I let him say that to me," Nora muttered under her breath.
Meanwhile our Junior was trying to think of a way to make it up to Stephanie, when RVD suggested something to him.
"Why don't you sing to her," Rob said.
"Not a bad idea," Jericho said.
"I think she's going to some juice bar and they have a karoake tonight," Rob said.
"Perfect, but what will I sing, I know every lyric to every song in the world," Jericho said.
"Well then here take this tape," Rob said as he gave it to Chris.
"What is it?" Chris asked.
"Just give it to the guy there so he can play it in their little stereo," Rob said.
Jericho had just arrived at the Juice Bar and gave the man the tape, the music then started to play a Julio Iglesias song and a spotlight came on Chris.
"This song is dedicated to Stephanie McMahon, I'm sorry I really messed things up baby, I love you," Chris said.
Stephanie quickly looked up and started blushing.
*Oh no* Stephanie thought.
*Oh Crap it's Spanish!* Jericho thought as he was trying to figure how to sing Spanish.
Jericho then cleared his throat and attempted to sing a Spanish song, but couldn't all he could do was hum and mumble words.
Stephanie then ran onto the stage before Jericho further humilated himself and put her hand over his mouth.
"Does this mean we're okay?" Chris asked, Stephanie nodded her head yes.
Stephanie and Chris then kissed each other and the crowd started cheering.
*Just like a wrestling event* Chris thought.
"Bye Jericholic's," Chris said as he and Steph left the Juice Bar.
Jericho burst into his hotel room and grabbed Rob by his shirt.
"Why did you give me a Spanish tape!" Jericho yelled.
"Hey man that's not my fault I found it in some car with a Spanish flag inside," Rob said.
"You moron!" Jericho yelled.
Jericho then pushed Rob outside and shut the door.
*Hey what's Stephanie doing in there?* Rob thought, he then walked off and went into Jeff's apartment and sat down on the couch.
"What are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"Your door was unlocked so I came in," Rob said.
"I'm cool with that," Jeff mocked.
"You stole my line," Rob said.
"Jericho is mad at me because I gave him a Spanish tape to sing to Stephanie at a karoake bar. I found the tape in a car with a Spanish flag in it," Rob said.
"Well then you stole the tape," Jeff replied.
"No, I don't look at it as stealing, I look at it as borrowing," Rob said, a smile on his face. "Yeah I'm cool with that." He finished, before Jeff could say anything.
"Whatever," Jeff said.
"For all Intents and Purposes," Rob said, a smile on his face, Jeff then rolled his eyes.
"Are you bored?" Jeff asked.
"Yeah, you wanna get high?" Rob asked.
"Excuse me?" Jeff asked.
"Do you wanna get high on coffee," Rob said.
"Nah, do you know what I like to get high on?" Jeff asked, a devilish grin on his face.
"No man, I don't, do tell," Rob said.
"Skittles, can you taste the rainbow," Jeff said.
"No it's, if you smell what the skittles are cookin'," Rob replied.
"No that's to stupid," Jeff said.
"No it's not stupid your just not cool with that," Rob said.
Nora then came in the room.
"Jeff come on I wanna get you some new checks," Nora said, Jeff then got up and walked in front of Nora.
"Remember now I pull your chain," Jeff said as they walked into a little bank, so little that every time turned either you hit a wall or a person.
Jeff and Trish walked up to the counter.
"I would like new checks," Jeff said.
"Ah yes, we have clouds, rainbows, flowers & sugar plumb fairies," The guy said as he put each and everyone on the desk in front of Jeff.
"Why in the blue heck are you showing me these checks!" Jeff yelled.
"Because you know the guys are always whipped," The guy said.
"Who you callin' whipped you crazy little.." Jeff started but was stopped by Nora.
"But Jeff Sweety don't you want the pretty ones," Nora said gazing into his eyes.
"Hey You don't pull my chain anymore remember, no I don't want those checks I want wrestling checks with me on them," Jeff said, the man then handed Jeff his checks of choice, Jeff then turned around and bumped into DDP.
"What are you doing here?" Jeff asked.
"I can tell your upset with yourself, I DDP can make you love you and me," DDP said, that freaky smile on his face.
"I already love myself can't you tell moron," Jeff said as he and Nora walked by him.
"You don't love yourself you hate yourself, because you eat those rainbow colored skittles," DDP said, again the smile on his face.
"I happen to like skittles," Jeff said as Nora and him left the bank.
"That's not good thing, that's a bad thing," DDP as he left the bank with an angry look on his face, he then hit the wall and stumbled and finally walked out.