Tragically!!! ^_~
Quistis: Look, that's right,
Zell: In a lost 'n' lonely bedroom.
Seifer: Without a light,
Squall: In a world of tears and beers…that's nice! ^_^
Zell: Goin' home, I just can't make it…
Quistis: All alone,
Zell: I really should be holdin' you, holdin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you!!!
Quistis: Oooooooh, honey!!
(giggles)
Seifer: Tragically,
I've lost my vibrator,
Man! That's fatal! @_@
Zell: It's tragedy,
Seifer: When you break your neck and your grandma cries…
(Quistis: What the heck?!)
Irvine: It's time to pay when there's no one to love you…
(Seifer murmuring hornily…@_@;; : Squally, get your arse down 'ere now! (…even his vibrator is vibrating a lot…)
Irvine: You're goin' THAT-A-WAY!!!!
Squall and Seifer: @_@;;;
Quistis: Tragically!
Zell: When you lose control and…
Quistis: …You've got MY soul…it ain't tragedy!
(Squall flops onto the bed)
Quistis: It's hard to pay with no one…
Seifer: …On top of you, (yes, Squall!) you're comin' THIS WAY!!!
(Squall: …Am I? ?_*?
Seifer grabs Squall and drags him to his bedroom…)
Zell: Night 'n' day is burnin' down inside of me…
Quistis: But burnin' love, with you in bed I can hardly see…(Zell smiles evilly)
(Irvine: Whoa, hold your chocobos! Where's that buzzin' noise a-comin' from?
Starlight: …It's comin' from over there…Seifer's room…_@;;;)
Zell: Goin' to my room,
I just can't make it…
Quistis: Being on me own
Irvine: (desperado…quite literally) I really should be holdin' you, holdin' you, lovin' you, lovin' YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Quistis and Zell: UGH!!! _
Zell: Tragically!
Quistis: (muttering) Sex is evil,
Sex is a sin…
(Squall and Seifer re-enter, a bit flushed)
Seifer: So get stuck in! ^_^
Squall: When you break your neck and I say…
Seifer: You dratted lil' feck!
(Irvine let the hotdogs burn on the stove…! @_@
Zell and Quisty try to creep out of the room quietly)
Squall: Tragedy!
(Starlight: Hurry up with those hotdogs, Seifer, HONEY!!! ^_^
Seifer hands her the hotdog…but it's just a roll.
Starlight: Uh, where's the dog?
Seifer: WOOOF!!!
Everyone: @_@;;; *^O^*)
Irvine: When you're flies're undone but you want more fun,
It's hard to pay,
With no-one beside you beside you, you're goin' THAT-A-WAY!!!
(Zell and Quistis re-enter the room)
Both: TRAGEDY!!!
Zell: When you lose control and…
Quistis: …you got MY soul!
Irvine: It's not tragedy! ^_~
(Seifer glances oh-so-innocently at Squall)
Seifer: When you're flies're undone and you want MORE fun!!
Squall: It's hard to pay,
But with that innocent face beside you,
Ah-ma comin' this way!!
Zell: (going for that top note) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis: HONEY!!!
(Starlight: I think Seifer needs some brandy…
CRASH! BANG! EARTH SHAKE! Um…Seifer's fallen over.
Zell: Boy, Seifer sure has fallen for Squall, hasn't he?! *^O^*)
Zell: When the feeling's gone and you can't go on,
IT'S…
Irvine: …VIBRATING AGAIN!!!! That's a tragedy…(muttering: it's not fair, mine hasn't vibrated yet today…)
Zell: When you're flies're undone and you want more fun…eh? Quisty?!