Day Two

Random Characters Run-a-muck

[About 8:00 am Tiarra wakes very rested in her dressing room. She combs her hair, puts on her make-up and changes into a pink dress. She comes out seeing Sierra sleeping with her feet still propped on her desk with Frodo on one side, Sam on the other side, and Anakin still under her desk. Obi-Wan sits wide-eyed between Maul and Legolas, Gandalf and Qui-Gon are sitting on the couch, asleep. Qui-Gon has his head down, while Gandalf has his head leaned back, snoring. Aragorn is curdled up in the corner still.]

Ti, walking over then poking Sie: Hey, wake up!

[Sie, not morning person, wakes up mad, sees that the hobbits are asleep, climbs over her desk and hops off the other side.]

Sie: I'm free!! I'm free!!

Ti, yelling: Hey! Everyone wake up!!!!

[Everyone awakens, not to their liking, with disheveled hair and clothing . They all begin to get up while Tiarra notices her porcelain teddy bear on her desk has been moved one centimeter.]

Ti, very angry: Who moved MY bear!!!?

[Everyone quiets, and Sam grows pale as he ducks behind Sierra]

Ti, spotting Sam: Sam! Did you move my bear?

Sam: You mean like this?

[Sam steps up to her desk and moves it again.]

Ti: Stop it!!

[Sam moves her pen that sits on the right side of her desk to the left.]

Ti, very annoyed: That goes on the right! Put it back!

[Sam moves her calendar. Tiarra reaches for Sam but is held back by Sierra.]

Sam, to Tiarra: You're so cute when you're mad.

[All of a sudden Jar-Jar appears (we don't know how, so don't ask).]

Jar-Jar: Mesa Jar-Jar Binks!

[Tiarra motions for Obi-Wan to get Jar-Jar. He does so by pulling out his lightsaber and slicing and dicing the creature to small pieces. Everyone (except Anakin) cheers.]

Anakin: Oh my god! He killed Jar-Jar!....again. (to Obi-Wan) You Bastard!!

Maul: That's gotta hurt!

Lord of the Rings characters: Who was that, and why are we cheering?

Sie: You don't want know and consider yourself lucky. (pulls out phone knowing a lawsuit is coming)

[Strutting in, Boromir has a smile on his face. All of sudden, six arrows from some an unknown source come flying through the air and hit Boromir. He falls back dead.]

Frodo: Oh my god, they killed Boromir!....again.

Qui-Gon: That's the second person that's walked in and hasn't walked out.

Tiarra, serveying the dead: What are we going to do with the bodies?

Sie: I'll put them with the others.

[Everyone gives her a questionable look.]

Gandalf: Others?

Sie: I've had some problems.

[Next, a really hott professional tennis player runs in, panting, with a racket in his hand. He looks around and runs out. Everybody is now confused. They are even more confused when a girl runs in after him.]

Sie and Ti, to girl: Megan?

Megan: Has anybody seen Andy Roddick come through here?

[Everybody points in various directions, and she runs out through an unknown exit. Next, Lancelot comes through riding a horse.]

Lance: Have any of you good men and beautiful ladies (know noticing Sie and Ti) seen Guenevere?

[Everyone shakes their heads, baffled, as he rides out. Everyone looks around stunned until Padme walks in.]

Padme: Hi, I'm here to get my Episode 2 spoof contract.

[Tiarra sits at her desk as she makes out the contract, hands it over to Padme to sign. She reads it, signs and gets up to go out.]

Padme: Thanks. (She starts to leaves as Obi-Wan chases her only to get the door shut in his face.)

Obi-Wan, whining: I just want out!

Gandalf: Great.

[The sound of footsteps approaching the room is heard. The door opens to a group of five guys of various clothes and styles. They make their way towards Sie's desk and look around at the peculiar assortment of characters.]

Linkin Park member #1: Who the hell is in charge here? (At this point, he receives a slap from Ti about language.)

[Sie walks to her desk, props her feet up and smiles.]

Sie, very cheerful: Yes, how can I assist you?

Linkin Park member #2: Yeah, you the chick who put one of our songs in your parody?

Sie, slightly sarcastic: I guess so. Any problems with that?

Linkin Park member #2: Those songs are copyright! We either want to be paid for the use of the song, or we'll sue you!

Sie, glances at Obi-Wan then back to the group: Take a number on the lawsuit. Oh, (pulls out a contract from Linkin Park and reads from it) "You can borrow any song needed for the butchering of Lord of the Rings. Rock on babe, Linkin Park"

[A few sighs are heard from the members, and a few shoves are seen as the group prepares to leave the room. At a distance a few sentence such as "How could you let her get away with that?" and "Why'd you sign it?" are heard as the group exits.]

Ti, shaking her head in major disappointment: Is there anyone you didn't anger while you were filming your spoof?

Sie, in a cheerful tone: No, I think that's it. Besides, it nothing I can't handle.

[At that moment the roar of an engine is heard, and we see Lara Croft on a motorcycle with an Uzizi in hand entering the room from what it looks like a major fight. She pauses looks around eyeing everyone carefully.]

Lara, with a heavy British accent: I'm guessing I'm not in London anymore.

Ti: Go to through downtown till you come to an exit, take it and follow that road to an airport. You can't miss it.

Lara: Thanks. (prepares to leave only for all the guys, except Legolas and Maul, to chase after the cycling chick. Lara exits in some unknown fashion, and the men are still trapped.]

Ti, to Sie: You'd think that was their fist time to see a woman.

[Suddenly, none other than Yoda comes in. The hobbits see him and begin to laugh.]

Hobbits: Hah, Hah! There's somebody shorter than us.

[At this, Yoda begins to smack the hobbits with his cane.]

Yoda: Size matters not.

Legolas: Yes it does!

[All stare at Legolas. Yoda exits. Awkward silence follows, until another girl, Susan busts in.]

Susan, to Sie and Ti: I demand that Legolas be straight!! (spots Legolas, ties him up and makes off with him) I'm going to make you straight!! (She leaves.)

Maul: NO!!

Obi-Wan: Yes! One down, one to go!

[Now that our day of random characters has come to an end, we go to nightfall where Ti busy assigning sleeping buddies.]

Ti: Ok, me and Sierra are going to sleep in my room, Qui-Gon and Gandalf have the couch, again, and Frodo and Sam have a spot on the floor. Anakin...I guess you and Aragorn can share a corner, which leaves Obi-Wan and....(grins evilly)....Maul!

[Ti and Sie retreat to Ti's room, leaving everyone to fend for themselves.]