Nighttime: One week later
Creature in the Night
[In the dead of night, something crawls in from some unknown source. The company remains asleep with Ti and Sie sleeping on their couches, Qui-Gon in Sie's chair, feet propped up, Gandalf on the floor, Frodo beside Sie's couch, Sam beside Ti's couch, Anakin and Aragorn in one corner, Obi-Wan asleep standing against the wall, Maul stretched out in another corner and Legolas sleeping on his back practically in the center of the room. As the creature moves from one person to the other searching for something, Legolas' Elvish ears hear the creature.]
Legolas, faking sleep: What is that? (gets up and quietly follows the creature that has now moved to Gandalf and Qui-Gon.)
Creature: Where's our precious? We can't find it...
Legolas, still watching: I've heard that voice before.
[Legolas grabs his bow from the other side of the room and aims for the creature, but because of stress, his aim is off, and he nearly hits Sam in the head and punchers Ti's couch. The creature darts to Ti's closet, shuts the door and locks it. Legolas leans against Sie's desk and falls asleep there.]
Next Morning
An Unexpected Visitor
[The group awakes up to a bright yet cheerless morning. They have yet to find a way out and still wonder how the rest of the random characters got in or out. The company gets up and filters to different parts of the room. Gandalf and Qui-Gon are once again conversing while Sam and Frodo converse about their plans for Sie and Ti domination. Anakin and Aragorn are exploring the wonderful world of liquor courtesy of Sie, who is now back to her jeans and normal attire. She props her feet up on her desk and leans back closing her eyes, as if to sleep again. Ti is still in her couch drifting on and off in sleep as well. Obi-Wan joins Anakin and Aragorn deciding a little drink couldn't hurt. Legolas leans against a wall and staring at the wall across as if in deep thought. Maul has joined Obi-Wan, Anakin and Aragorn for drinks, and the four from the fight before are now drinking together as friends.]
Ti, finally getting up: How long have we been here?
Qui-Gon, answering: I think for 11 days now.
[Ti sighs and gets up from her chair and notices the arrow in it. She has her mouth gaped for a second till she regains speech.]
Ti, slightly freaking out: Why is there an arrow in "MY" couch!?
[No one says anything ignoring her. Ti walks to her dozing friend.]
Ti, to Sie: Do you know about this arrow?
Sie, fading between waking and dreaming: Huh...yeah sure...whatever you say...
[Ti grabs her friend by the shoulders and shakes her till she wakes up fully.]
Sie, now startled awake: What?
Ti: I have an arrow in my chair! Do you know anything about this?
Sie, rather annoyed: Do I look like I have a bow and arrow on me?
[Ti walks back to her desk, plops down in her throne and goes to flip her Garfield calendar only to see it not there. She checks her desk, under and around it.]
Ti, now yelling: Who took my Garfield day-to-day calendar that always sat in this spot? (points to spot)
[Most of the group shrugs their shoulders and resume to what they were doing. Ti looks around eyeing Sam knowing he touches things on her desk.]
Ti, to Sam: I want my calendar back!!!
Sam, wide eye in fear: I don't have it, love! I swear!
Sie, to Ti: Could you have misplaced it?
Ti, giving her a don't-start-with-me look: Excuss me!? Me miplace something? Have you gone crazy? Maybe I "misplaced" your ring, too!!
Sie, looking oddly at Ti: I have my ring though. (Ti gives smiles, and Sie notices that her necklace containing her ring is gone.)
Sie, loudly enough for all to hear: I guess we have a thief amongst us.
[Most of the group laughs till they notice that they too have missing belongings.]
Frodo: The Ring of power is gone!
Gandalf: My staff!
Maul, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Qui-Gon, in unison: My lightsaber is gone!
Aragorn: I can't find my cloak and sword.
Legolas: My bow is gone! (Ti eyes Legolas evilly.)
Ti, to Legolas: So you were the one that put a hole in my couch!
Legolas, staggering to speak: But I thought--
Sam: Someone took the lock of Ti's hair I had! (Ti eyes Sam more evilly than ever before.)
Ti, with yet again a psycho look to her: My hair! You cut my hair! (Sie grabs Ti's shoulder and holds her back.)
Sie, now eyeing Frodo: Have you cut any of my hair?
Frodo, trying to look innocent despite the fact he has an evil grin on his face: No, I never got a lock of your hair.
Legolas, quietly: I think I know who took our stuff.
Sie, to Frodo more concerned: What do you have of mine?
[Frodo quickly pulls out the black lacey underwear from a week ago, flashes it for a second then places it in his tunic pocket for safe keeping. Sie's mouth gapes a bit.]
Sie, astonished: How did you get those!? (darts after the hobbit ready to kill) Perverted little hobbit!
[While Sie chases the hobbit, Qui-Gon just laughs.]
Legolas, keeping his voice quiet: I think the person who took our things darted into the closet last night. (No one hears him still.)
Qui-Gon, laughing: I would pay money to know how that hobbit came up with that underwear.
Gandalf, looking slightly embarrassed: Didn't teach Frodo that.
Legolas, now audible: I bet the creature that took our things is still there...in fact it's probably still in the closet.
Ti, sighing: Why didn't you mention this before?
Legolas: I did!
[At the sound of this Sie quits the chase and is joined by the rest who go to Ti's closet. Ti tries to open the door only to find it locked. The group sighs at the thought of yet another locked door. Aragorn, Anakin and Obi-Wan decide to try and hit the door with their shoulders. They attempt this three times only for the door to open and for them run through it and tumble into the closet. Everyone laughs until they see a creature dart out with most of their items and jump on Ti's desk.]
Creature, Gollum: Don't hurt ussssss.
Frodo: Crap...
[Gollum is holding all their items in some form or fashion their not sure of and looks around from atop Ti's desk.]
Ti, freaking again: Get off my desk....whatever you are!
Sie, laughing: Only my luck would bring yet another character I abused in my spoof...
Star Wars characters: What is that?
Sie, answering: That is an annoying creature named Gollum with a speech impairment and a scitzo attitude that tries to get the Ring from Frodo in Lord of the Rings.
Gollum, eyeing Frodo: Nice Hobbitessss...(goes after Frodo dropping all the items he stole and chases the hobbit around the room while Sie just laughs)
Ti, to Sie: What did you do to Gollum?
Sie, innocently: Nothing....except make him gay and lust after Frodo. (Ti shakes head.)
Ti: What is it with you? (Sie shrugs shoulders.)
[Story plays out a little with everyone doing their own thing. Eventually Gollum leaves in some form or fashion that is unknown to the people in the room. Everyone gets their missing items back, and things resume to like they were, only slightly insane from sheer insanity. Story pans to Qui-Gon on Sie's couch with Gandalf on Ti's couch. The two begin laughing as they tell stories of Obi-Wan and Frodo.]
Qui-Gon: ....so there Obi-Wan and I were at this Corellian bar when we were sent to Alderaan. Obi-Wan was so drunk that he was performing a strip tease for the ladies and---
Obi-Wan, slightly drunk now and slurring: I wasss not dr-drunk!
Qui-Gon, smiling: So, you willingly did a stripe tease?
[Everyone laughs.]
Obi-Wan, trying to appear sober: I did not do such a thing! You said we should go to this bar to relax before we went on a mission...
Qui-Gon: And you believed me?
[Everyone laughs again.]
Gandalf: Reminds me of the time Frodo and three of his buds went to Bree, got drunk and decide to put on musical number for the group there.
[Everyone eyes Frodo as he turns bright red.]
Gandalf, continuing: If I remember correctly the bartender had a mess to clean up after Frodo fell over taking his three friends, the table, and the drinks with him.
[Everyone laughs now then Frodo crawls to Obi-Wan who knows his pain.]
Frodo, to Obi-Wan: Let me have some of that liquor. (Obi-Wan gives him some.)
[As Frodo, Obi-Wan, Aragorn, Anakin and Maul get drunk, Gandalf and Qui-Gon continue about the different adventures they've been on.]
Qui-Gon: ...so I said "There's always a bigger fish." (Gandalf laughs.)
Obi-Wan, more drunk than ever: Couldus you lay off that (stuttering) friggin' fish. Nobody cares!
[Moving back to Ti and Sie..]
Ti, to Sie: You just had to allow them to get into the liquor and wines, didn't you?
Sie, shrugging her shoulders: They're much calmer now...(ponders) if not funnier.
[Sie and Ti talk for a bit and notice that the noise in the room is getting louder so they stop talking and listen to the conversation.]
Obi-Wan: Fantasy sucks! It's all unrealistic crap!
Gandalf: With more of a plot purpose than sci-fi!
Frodo and Sam, in unison: Lord of the Rings rules!
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, in unison: Star Wars rules!
[A huge argument starts with some characters being more verbal than others. Sie and Ti listen thinking that things just got worse.]
Ti: I think Moulin Rouge is this best.
Obi-Wan: I agree with her!
Sie, laughing: Everyone will stop arguing sooner or later, and besides I like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
[The arguments die down. Most everyone is either too drunk to carry on the disagreement, or they just don't care enough and feel both movies are great box office hits. As the night creeps along, everyone slowly falls asleep.]