1.1 GREMLINS 3: GREM-LYNN
2 SCENE 1 – Inside Gizmo and Billy's New York Apartment
Billy: Gizmo! Thank God you're here! I need your help!
Gizmo: What have you gotten into now?
Crowd: HAA! HAA!
Billy: Sally came over and she saw your football helmet, and she thought it was mine! She wants to play on Saturday, and so now you have one day to teach me how to play Football! By the way, I'm from another country, so I have no idea how to play!
Gizmo: Here we go again!
3 SCENE 2 – The Park
Sal Grazio: Hey you'z guy'z. Da' Boss said dat' da' agent would be' playin' football in da' park. I sure hope dat' der' isn't no crazy' mix-up!
Frankie McFrank: Duhhhh, you are Neville Longbottom.
Sal Grazio: No, ya' mook, YOU'RE Neville Longbottom
Frankie McFrank: No boss, I tink' dat' you is him!
Sal Grazio: Lets have a jump contest, ya' mook!
(They have a jump contest)
Sal Grazio: I won, ya' mook. Hey look, it's the agents! The code word is to beat them unconscious and then throw them in the back of our airship. So lets get crackin, matey! Bless my pirate soul! Arr!
(They beat up Billy and Gizmo)
4 Scene 3 – England
(British Chap is reading a newspaper)
British Chap: Oh dear, look at this bum-corker of a report! It seems that the air pirates have stolen the Viet-Cong! It almost made me' monocle fall out! Well, time to clean my chimney!
(He cleans the chimney.)
5 Scene 4 – Billy and Gizmo's New York Apartment
Billy: Wow Gizmo, I sure am glad that we escaped from those air pirates!
Gizmo: Yeah. Hey, uh, if I get a phone call from the dry cleaners, make sure that you take down the ticket number.
Billy: But, Gizmo, you don't wear clothing.
Gizmo: I know.
(Billy is stunned)
Gizmo: Ha! Yeah, lets get something to eat from the fridge.
Billy: That one over there?
Gizmo: Yeah.
Billy. Okay.
Gizmo: I sure hope there is some cat in there, for that is what I eat. Ha!
(Billy opens the fridge and a bunch of snakes helicopter out!)
Billy: We're being captured again!
(MUSIC: C'est Le Vie)
6 Scene 5 – Air Pirate Leader's Base
Cop-Tor: Not that I, Cop-Tor, member of the Go-bots, has the power of the Viet Cong, I shall be able to get through the canyon without being attacked by the auto-guns. Then we Air Pirates will take control of Louie's Ice Cream Bar and the Higher for Hire Company! Yarr!
Air Pirate: Mon Capitan, Ze' Agents have been captured. We must go down to ze hold-cell where they are being held, for they must not escape. Yes, my precious.
Cop-Tor: You sneak!
Air Pirate: No, you are ze sneak! Arr!
7 Scene 6 – Thundercat's Home Planet
Snarf: You dare question the authorities of the Grand Inquisitor? Snarf!
Wily-Kit: Nay, my liege, I only wish to ask that you show mercy upon the filthy traitor, Lion-o!
Snarf: Your request has been noted but ignored. BRING IN THE USURPER! SNARF!
(Lion-o is brought in)
Lion-o: I wish to appoint the Sword Of Omens as my official deliberator.
Snarf: So is shall be, you rollicking rollip, Snarf!
Sword of Omens: Lion-o did not commit any crime. Am I going to slice you? Yes, I feel that I am.
Snarf: I will allow the slicing of my flesh, rendering my blood asunder, but I now condemn your soul to Hell. Snarf!
Lion-o: Now I must teleport into hell to retrieve my soul.
Sword of Omens: Ha!
(Dance)
8 Scene 7 – The Holding Cell
Billy: Would you like to buy a Nintendo Gamecube Video Game console from me, for $100?
Gizmo: But Billy, you just bought that thing last week! Why would you sell it so soon, and for such a reduced price?
Billy: Because I'm a fool!
9 Scene 8 – Billy and Gizmo's New York Apartment
2 SCENE 1 – Inside Gizmo and Billy's New York Apartment
Billy: Gizmo! Thank God you're here! I need your help!
Gizmo: What have you gotten into now?
Crowd: HAA! HAA!
Billy: Sally came over and she saw your football helmet, and she thought it was mine! She wants to play on Saturday, and so now you have one day to teach me how to play Football! By the way, I'm from another country, so I have no idea how to play!
Gizmo: Here we go again!
3 SCENE 2 – The Park
Sal Grazio: Hey you'z guy'z. Da' Boss said dat' da' agent would be' playin' football in da' park. I sure hope dat' der' isn't no crazy' mix-up!
Frankie McFrank: Duhhhh, you are Neville Longbottom.
Sal Grazio: No, ya' mook, YOU'RE Neville Longbottom
Frankie McFrank: No boss, I tink' dat' you is him!
Sal Grazio: Lets have a jump contest, ya' mook!
(They have a jump contest)
Sal Grazio: I won, ya' mook. Hey look, it's the agents! The code word is to beat them unconscious and then throw them in the back of our airship. So lets get crackin, matey! Bless my pirate soul! Arr!
(They beat up Billy and Gizmo)
4 Scene 3 – England
(British Chap is reading a newspaper)
British Chap: Oh dear, look at this bum-corker of a report! It seems that the air pirates have stolen the Viet-Cong! It almost made me' monocle fall out! Well, time to clean my chimney!
(He cleans the chimney.)
5 Scene 4 – Billy and Gizmo's New York Apartment
Billy: Wow Gizmo, I sure am glad that we escaped from those air pirates!
Gizmo: Yeah. Hey, uh, if I get a phone call from the dry cleaners, make sure that you take down the ticket number.
Billy: But, Gizmo, you don't wear clothing.
Gizmo: I know.
(Billy is stunned)
Gizmo: Ha! Yeah, lets get something to eat from the fridge.
Billy: That one over there?
Gizmo: Yeah.
Billy. Okay.
Gizmo: I sure hope there is some cat in there, for that is what I eat. Ha!
(Billy opens the fridge and a bunch of snakes helicopter out!)
Billy: We're being captured again!
(MUSIC: C'est Le Vie)
6 Scene 5 – Air Pirate Leader's Base
Cop-Tor: Not that I, Cop-Tor, member of the Go-bots, has the power of the Viet Cong, I shall be able to get through the canyon without being attacked by the auto-guns. Then we Air Pirates will take control of Louie's Ice Cream Bar and the Higher for Hire Company! Yarr!
Air Pirate: Mon Capitan, Ze' Agents have been captured. We must go down to ze hold-cell where they are being held, for they must not escape. Yes, my precious.
Cop-Tor: You sneak!
Air Pirate: No, you are ze sneak! Arr!
7 Scene 6 – Thundercat's Home Planet
Snarf: You dare question the authorities of the Grand Inquisitor? Snarf!
Wily-Kit: Nay, my liege, I only wish to ask that you show mercy upon the filthy traitor, Lion-o!
Snarf: Your request has been noted but ignored. BRING IN THE USURPER! SNARF!
(Lion-o is brought in)
Lion-o: I wish to appoint the Sword Of Omens as my official deliberator.
Snarf: So is shall be, you rollicking rollip, Snarf!
Sword of Omens: Lion-o did not commit any crime. Am I going to slice you? Yes, I feel that I am.
Snarf: I will allow the slicing of my flesh, rendering my blood asunder, but I now condemn your soul to Hell. Snarf!
Lion-o: Now I must teleport into hell to retrieve my soul.
Sword of Omens: Ha!
(Dance)
8 Scene 7 – The Holding Cell
Billy: Would you like to buy a Nintendo Gamecube Video Game console from me, for $100?
Gizmo: But Billy, you just bought that thing last week! Why would you sell it so soon, and for such a reduced price?
Billy: Because I'm a fool!
9 Scene 8 – Billy and Gizmo's New York Apartment