Harvest Moon: The Unpredictable
One fine day in the abnormally small village that does not have anything for any human to live off of for more than 7 days, there was an old man who was a farmer. His grandson was running around in the cow pastures like a sissy. Then he got bored and went off to the village to go hit on one of the six girls in the town. When he got back, he saw a very solemn-looking man standing in front of his house. "Maryanne, I have something to tell you." He said. "Shh! Don't say my name in public! Anyway, let me guess. My grandfather died and now he is leaving me his farm to raise and run away to the Natsume Company to get rich off of six extremely cheesy farming video games. Am I right?" The man just stood staring at Maryanne. "You hit the nail on the head, sir!" And in the background that no bystanders conveniently heard, a helicopter rose up and flew away.
So, Maryanne asked the man, "Where is my 600G?" "Excuse me?" "Every time my grandfather dies, I only get 600G. It's the only way I can successfully raise this farm in three years and prevent the town from being turned into an amusement park which would probably be a lot better than this dump we're living in. Okay?" So the man handed Maryanne the 600G and Maryanne went out and spent it all on beer- sorry beef-producing cows; only to find out that he doesn't have enough money to buy one. "It seems that when Grandpa died, all of his farm animals died with him. Strange…" Maryanne went to the flower shop and bought two very expensive bags of corn and tomato seeds. He then went back to the farm and sowed the seeds. Then, filling his watering can out of the well that never runs out of water, he watered his plants and went inside to check the Oddly Accurate 6:00 News. It said tomorrow was going to be sunny. Then Maryanne went to bed, only to be woken up at 2 in the morning by Jamie, one of the girls from town. "Maryanne! I just wanted to say hi at this extremely early time so you will hate me and go hit on Amanda! Bye!" Maryanne looked out the window and she was gone.
One fine day in the abnormally small village that does not have anything for any human to live off of for more than 7 days, there was an old man who was a farmer. His grandson was running around in the cow pastures like a sissy. Then he got bored and went off to the village to go hit on one of the six girls in the town. When he got back, he saw a very solemn-looking man standing in front of his house. "Maryanne, I have something to tell you." He said. "Shh! Don't say my name in public! Anyway, let me guess. My grandfather died and now he is leaving me his farm to raise and run away to the Natsume Company to get rich off of six extremely cheesy farming video games. Am I right?" The man just stood staring at Maryanne. "You hit the nail on the head, sir!" And in the background that no bystanders conveniently heard, a helicopter rose up and flew away.
So, Maryanne asked the man, "Where is my 600G?" "Excuse me?" "Every time my grandfather dies, I only get 600G. It's the only way I can successfully raise this farm in three years and prevent the town from being turned into an amusement park which would probably be a lot better than this dump we're living in. Okay?" So the man handed Maryanne the 600G and Maryanne went out and spent it all on beer- sorry beef-producing cows; only to find out that he doesn't have enough money to buy one. "It seems that when Grandpa died, all of his farm animals died with him. Strange…" Maryanne went to the flower shop and bought two very expensive bags of corn and tomato seeds. He then went back to the farm and sowed the seeds. Then, filling his watering can out of the well that never runs out of water, he watered his plants and went inside to check the Oddly Accurate 6:00 News. It said tomorrow was going to be sunny. Then Maryanne went to bed, only to be woken up at 2 in the morning by Jamie, one of the girls from town. "Maryanne! I just wanted to say hi at this extremely early time so you will hate me and go hit on Amanda! Bye!" Maryanne looked out the window and she was gone.