Flobberworms: Their Exciting Existence
The Revenge of the Flobberworm
Today, I would exact my revenge. I had the perfect plan. Sort of. When my captor came to snatch me unwillingly from my home, and raised me again to his, I would insult him from afar. Actually, it wasn't that far for him, but it was far for me!
"You human!" I cried from my position on the great plain of the demon's claws. "You horrible, unflobberworm-like creature!" My captor, however, seemed totally unfazed by this attack on his person. Not knowing what else to do, I bit him, and hard! Never mind that I don't have teeth! I would cause him pain for tormenting my friends and family so. No more would have we have to suffer at his hand. Hands. Hand? Never mind.
"Is it trying to bite me?" I heard my captor say.
"Yes!" I wanted to scream. "Feel the pain and sorrow of an entire race!"
"Can't be," a second pink-skinned demon said. "It doesn't have teeth." It was then that I knew that they had me surrounded.
Suddenly, I was flung carelessly aside. Every particle of air seemed like many particles of air as I fell back into my prison. Finally, my crippled body hit the ground, dust flying into the air. But I would not let this get me down. For I am a flobberworm, and I will prevail.