The Ramblings of Voldemort
(A/N: This is a story about what Voldemort would be like if he was really stupid… Oh, and my computer made the actions into bold print, just so you know)
Intro
Hi!!!!! I am Voldemort…
Voldemort's mom comes in
Mom, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be dead!
Mom: I just came here to remind you that your name isn't Voldemort! When I brang you into this world, I didn't say, 'His name is Voldemort' I said, 'His name is Tom Marvolo Riddle'!
Whateverrrrrr, Mom.
Mom goes away
Good, that's over. Now, my name is Tom Riddle, known to 1000000000000 people as Voldemort.This is my story, which is really screwed up. Isn't that cool, girlfriend!? Sorry, that was strange. Okay, read!