Chapter 1: Rambling
Hi again! In case you don't know, I am sooooooo smart and I'm an evil genius! YAY!!!!! Now since I'm such an evil person, I'm going to laugh like an evil person now!!! Buwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Cough Okay, I'm done. Know what's fun? Puddles!!! I wish I had a huge puddle. I know! I'll flood the whole world and have the biggest puddle in all the land!!! Buwhahahahahahaha!!! I'm the greatest evil dude…ever!!!!! YAY!!!!! Now where am I going to get water? Ummm… runs around, trying to find water I wish I had a spaceship thingy that could hold a lot of water, like Invader ZIM!
(A/N: In case you don't know, Invader ZIM is a cartoon about an alien named ZIM who is sent to Earth to observe the humans and find the best way to destroy them. He is given a robot named GIR, who is really stupid.)
Maybe if I act like GIR, ZIM will come and help me! runs around like GIR Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZIM comes in
ZIM: GIR! GIR! GIR… hey, you're not GIR!
No, but I'm a really cool evil genius who will help you take over Earth.
ZIM: you will? Thanks! But, aren't you an Earthling too?
Yes, but I'm a brainless, evil, psychopath.
ZIM: Okay.
You have to do something for me, too.
ZIM: What?
You have to go on a date with me!
ZIM: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
Sorry, that just slipped out. I meant that you have to get me a huge puddle! Okay, we'll start to take over the world now.
ZIM: Don't forget the bees.
(A/N: In one episode, ZIM declares war on the bees because one crashed into his spaceship and made it explode.)
Don't worry, I won't. But let's start with the humans.
ZIM: Which Earthling shall we destroy first?
Hmmmmm… looks in his book of Great Ideas, there is only one written down How about we… stares at the only idea Oh, I know! I have never done this before! How about we try to kill Harry Potter and fail miserably?
ZIM: Who's that?
I don't know, some guy.
ZIM: Okay, where is he?
I don't know.
ZIM: You are really talented in not knowing stuff.
Thanks! smiles like a little kid
ZIM: Well, let's look for this Harry Potter on my computer finder thingy. looks at computer finder thingy I can't find him.
What do you mean you can't find him?
ZIM: My computer thingy won't work.
Now what?
ZIM: Hmmmm… I know! I'll get GIR to find him! GIR can find anything. GIR! GIR! GIR!
GIR comes in
GIR: Yes, master!
I like this robot!
ZIM: GIR, can you find Harry Potter?
GIR: Hmmmm… points to ceiling
ZIM: Good job, GIR!
You mean Harry Potter is in the ceiling!? grabs a rocket I'll blast him outta there! blasts a huge hole in the ceiling Hey, he's not in there! starts to cry
ZIM: I don't get it. GIR, why did you point to the ceiling if Harry Potter wasn't in there?
GIR: I was just guessing.
ZIM: Why were you guessing if you have a computer chip in your brain that helps you find anything?
GIR: Oh, I took it out.
ZIM: Took it out!? Why?
GIR: To make room for the cupcake! takes out a cupcake and eats it
ZIM: You stupid robot! Well, since Harry Potter isn't in the ceiling, he must be in the direction of the ceiling. Voldemort, stop crying!
HUH? (by now, the tear water is up to Voldemort's waist, GIR and ZIM are floating.)
ZIM: Harry Potter is in the sky! Let's go! gets out his spaceship
YAY!!!!!
they all get into the spaceship and fly through the huge hole in the ceiling
GIR: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
ZIM: Quiet, GIR! Voldemort, do you see anything?
I saw a bird. It was going like this. does bird motions
ZIM: sighs
GIR: I miss my cupcake!
ZIM: Well, Voldemort, I don't see anyone. What should we do now?
Let's go to China!
GIR: YAY!!!!!!
ZIM: Okay, whatever.
They go to China
looks out window This is stupid!
(A/N: no offense, China!)
Let's go to Japan.
they go to Japan and land on the Digimon people
Hi, Digidestined!!! I watch your show all the time!!!
(A/N: Okay, that was the first chapter. If I get enough reviews, I'll continue. Thanx for reading. This just came in my head one day. Alright, review please, and flames are okay!)